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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust is still a problem

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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The Jibby Jab

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Wastes of skin

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The Jibby Jab

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Sweaty fists

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The Jibby Jab

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Xanadu 2.0

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The Jibby Jab

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That succession of pricks

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Evidence of their curiosity

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And I'll keep on banging on

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I said it was time to clear out the trash

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And I mean it

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And I mean it

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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Conspiracy theorist, granny killer

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Covidiot, covid denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist, all four horsemen of the apocalypse, cyber attack, war against Iran, John F Kennedy, lone shooter, and a magic bullet.

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Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

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The Jibby Jab

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The Jibby Jab

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Who do these people think they are?

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Curiosity.

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The Jibby Jab

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Wastes of skin.

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What do you think of when you hear the name Higgins?

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There's the boys.

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There's the boys.

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The boys are back in town.

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Oh for fuck's sake.

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Rural rampage.

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Disgusting stuff.

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Oh for fuck.

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Someone hiding behind us in the grass like a little snake.

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But still a respectable fourth place for a first game of the afternoon session.

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Tom.

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You're a couple of grand off of a radar.

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Sort it out.

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Get it sorted.

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We can sort you out in a minute.

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Boom.

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Quality stuff.

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Tom?

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Now, Higgins isn't simple.

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Where could he be? He's put a drone up in the sky.

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Higgins isn't much to look at, at first.

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What's up, bitch? You picked the wrong pipe.

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What are you gonna do?

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Unbelievable. I can't believe you did it. Here comes the schnapp.

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What do you think of when you hear playing Higgins?

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Classy service. Well, that's just what you get from Higgins. Classy service.

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Papa's got a brand new sack.

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The Jibby Job.

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Wastes of skin. The Jibby Job.

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Sweaty fists. The Jibby Job.

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Xanadu 2.0.

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Jab, jab, jab, jab, jibby jab.

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Jibby jab.

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Jibby jibby jibby jibby jibby jab.

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That succession of pricks.

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Evidence of their curiosity.

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And I'll keep on banging on.

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I said it was time to clear out the trash.

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And I mean it.

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And I mean it.

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The jibby jab.

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How are you getting down there?

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Moon Dusters.

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And that was an abrupt ending.

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To the initial beginning of the stream there.

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But thank you very much for joining us there.

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Tupo, thank you very much for the tip.

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And Headbutt in a Minute.

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Thank you very much for the tip there as well.

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Tom, any crack with you?

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Fuck all now.

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Not much.

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How are you keeping yourself?

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Good.

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We're about to drop into the war zone.

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And I've got a lovely butterfly drum on the bottom of this gun here.

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A hundred rounds in it.

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I think we were using it the last time.

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But I was wanting to get on last night.

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But the power was going intermittently.

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And I decided against it.

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Thought about doing it tonight instead.

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What do you think about that?

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I think it was a good decision.

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Although there is a brand new storm making its way towards us at pace.

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So we can't really say that this is going to go quite as smooth as yesterday.

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But you never know.

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Well, it won't go as smooth as yesterday because it wasn't even going yesterday at all.

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We weren't going yesterday.

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It was a bad storm situation.

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And hopefully nobody got caught up in that storm or anything like that.

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Welcome there to a few people there in the chat.

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I can see Omar Boom Boom.

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Blue Sky.

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Darren Mack.

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Damien Crawford.

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Jack Thomas.

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Who says, lovely drum.

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He's big onto the drum with us as well.

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What we're doing now is, as you can see at the right hand side of the screen, they've given us a brand new Champions Quest.

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This is for the champions out there.

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But unfortunately, this has only started, it seems.

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It hasn't counted my previous wins.

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I've had three solo wins in total.

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But none of them seem to have been counted here in the Champions Quest.

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Hopefully, Champions Quest is extended to solos as well.

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I'm not particularly too sure.

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Moondust is still a problem.

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Does anybody know, actually, in the chat there, if this is something that is available to solo heads out there?

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Or is it just for people who are doing duos, trios, and quads, and all that kind of stuff?

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Please let me know.

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In the meantime, check this out here.

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It's a lovely Wild Oliver.

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I don't want any of it.

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That's exactly the kind of stuff that we want to be.

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That's the kind of attitude that we want to be dispatching towards, lads.

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The I don't want any of it sort of attitude.

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I believe so, says Merton C.

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You need five in a row, Allen B.

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Okay, so I've heard that you need five in a row or you get 30.

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You have to have 30 total wins.

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In total.

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Doesn't matter how many times you get them.

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You can get them, you know, once every hundred.

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But as long as you get 30 of them.

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But in the rate we were going last week, three in one week.

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We could have a champion's quest.

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My maths isn't great, Tom, but it looks like what would that be if we can get three in one week?

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Thank you very much there, Oliver Nielsen and Schnuffels for the tips.

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Very, very kind of you there.

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Has Tom seen this, Francis?

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I don't know.

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We'll check that link out in a bit there.

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What's that?

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Three?

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Three?

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Three?

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You've got three wins a week.

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So three, six, nine, twelve.

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You know, that's a month.

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So twelve in a month.

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Twenty-four in two months.

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And then you've got a few more, a couple of more weeks and then you should have it.

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So we're literally looking at a three-month, around about a three-month situation.

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It could be the case.

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It could be the case.

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A nuke by Paddy's day, says Merton C.

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Thank you very much there.

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Vinegar Stroke, L69, for the tip there.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Real things coming soon.

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Real things coming.

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Big packages, thank you very much.

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Norman Fink Blaster as well for the tip there.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Real thing coming soon.

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And we had a shit-hot Scope Talk compilation of the last game there at the beginning of the

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stream.

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It was unprecedented.

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We tried to get Scope Talk into the mix to throw his two cents into it.

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He was busy.

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But I have to say that that is looking sick.

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Yeah, who did it?

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A special montage master sent it to me and said, just fucking use it, man.

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Just go for it.

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Unbelievable.

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It really showcased everything that was good about the last game.

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And it showed the win at the end of the show, which was very nice.

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That little story.

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Yeah, we need three wins within the season, says Allen B.

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I don't know how long a season is.

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Look, let's just see what we can get done here today at this moment in time.

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It's Battle Royale.

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Keep clear of that gas.

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Get to the stage hall.

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Mondo, she's still going.

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On multiple strongholds.

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Locations are marked on your TAC map.

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Locations are marked on our TAC map.

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It would seem there's a stronghold very, very far away.

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We might even be arsed just fucking drifting over there and seeing what's going on.

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Expecting high quality play like the last day.

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You smoked a lot of homies, said CMOS4044.

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I once had a camcorder, Mini DV camcorder Sony that had a CMOS chip in it.

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I'm not sure if CMOS is still there.

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Technology in usage today, but if it is, do be sure to let us know.

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It would be very nice to know about that.

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Captain Cabinets, thank you very much.

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Trapped in Cabinets, thank you very much for the tip there.

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Any tips for the betting, Francis?

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And this is, I tell you, I'm not great for the tips at the moment.

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A couple of lads have just landed inside this building as we speak.

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I don't really have any tips to give you.

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Look, I'm shivering at the moment with a slight chill in the air.

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I didn't want to have the fucking heat on too much.

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I didn't want to be sweating during this, but I mean, I've miscalculated and it's too chilly at the moment.

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I'm not getting the excuses out there before the inevitable pain of being killed.

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But I mean, I have to say, I need to be warmer than this physically.

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If I'm to perform at my optimum, I'm not at my optimum temperature, Tom.

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Really needs to be sorted out in a big, big fashion here.

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You've got people tuning in, expecting that high quality stuff you laid down.

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The foundation's the last day.

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And now people are wanting to see more of that as well.

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So I mean, look.

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Get the warm-up done.

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That's the main thing.

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And then see what you can do.

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Joker man.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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Someone's popped a fucking radar there.

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And that's someone who opened the stronghold, which we were initially meant to go at.

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So what we'll do is cruise over here and maybe hide for a bit and take out that guy, even though he's going to see us.

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Oh.

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There's a guy inside here.

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Well, the fucking gas is coming in.

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We'll have to move.

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Yeah, gas is coming in.

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I doubt that guy over in the stronghold has even got his load out.

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So it could be a situation here.

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You can take him out as he's moving.

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Yeah, Aiden, the average.

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Thank you very much.

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Look at this.

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Showtime.

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Oh, for fuck.

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How did he see me through the smoke?

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He must have had X-ray vision.

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Oh, no.

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It's pretty...

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Pretty easy, actually, to see me.

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Don't need X-ray vision for that.

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Do you see the blood in the water there, Tom?

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Yeah, blood stained the water.

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Somebody got killed inside that little pool of water there.

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And it turned out to look like a scene from Jaws.

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Thank you very much, Joker men and Aiden, the average.

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I'm too cold.

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Exactly.

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I'm too cold.

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*BOOM*

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Don't you like that?

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Oh fuck.

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Come on man!

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You gave it a solid try.

263
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,680
What?

264
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,680
Time to head back to base.

265
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:48,080
I can't believe it, you had him. You actually had him cracked. You did well with the C4. And then what happened? What went wrong there Francis?

266
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:57,080
Just, again I'm not warm enough. Somebody even said there in the chat, "Chili" moon dust is probably too chilly said RedFM.

267
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:09,080
Spree and Pre says Potty. Look it's just a warm up situation. The hands, hands aren't really cold. It's just the shoulders. It's the shoulders in the back.

268
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,080
Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

269
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,080
Just need a little bit of fucking...

270
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,080
On a scale of one super sweaty.

271
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:26,080
You're sitting at Prince Andrew level of residue. And that's not good enough for anyone.

272
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,080
Neither us.

273
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Nor the new world order.

274
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,080
Just gonna open this link here from...

275
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:44,080
Knuckles here and see what is going on. It seems to be a picture or something. It's a picture of you Tom.

276
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:54,080
Crazy bit of business. But does it look nice?

277
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080
Well I'm...

278
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,080
It's definitely a picture of you anyway.

279
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080
It's a great...

280
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:07,080
It's well done. It's very well done. I'm just trying to fucking grab it now so I can put it onto the screen.

281
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,080
Gas is inbound.

282
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:15,080
Yeah, it's very well done. I don't know who has done this.

283
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:19,080
Let me see there now. Open that link there.

284
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
Let's have a look at it.

285
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080
Here we go Tom. It's coming up.

286
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,080
Do I really look like that?

287
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:41,080
I'm afraid you do Tom. I'm afraid you do. That's your face. How do you feel about that?

288
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,080
Black side's clear. Area secure.

289
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,080
I don't know how to feel about it to be honest.

290
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080
Mixed emotions to be honest.

291
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,080
And who did that?

292
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,080
Who did this? Does anybody know who did this?

293
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,080
They sent it in a fucking message.

294
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080
It's on Facebook.

295
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,080
But I can't get the actual message...

296
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,080
The link that you sent me on screen. I could only put the image up.

297
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,080
But...

298
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,080
It's fine art no matter what...

299
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,080
Whatever the weather, it is fine art.

300
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,080
Let's just hit that play again button there.

301
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,080
And move on.

302
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,080
Yeah, I'm actually in two minds. I don't know.

303
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,080
I'm very impressed by the...

304
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,080
By the artwork and the artist.

305
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,080
But I am actually saddened.

306
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080
I actually thought I had a...

307
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,080
I thought I had a better face than that, to be honest.

308
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080
Well...

309
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080
You don't, Tom.

310
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,080
That's the top and bottom of it.

311
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080
You don't.

312
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080
And...

313
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,080
It's unfortunate that you don't have a great face.

314
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,080
But...

315
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,080
It's fortunate that people are willing to go to the effort...

316
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,080
To replicate your face...

317
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080
In a...

318
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080
In a mad format like that.

319
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080
Yeah, thank you very much there.

320
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,080
To whoever did that.

321
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,080
And let us know there in the chat.

322
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,080
If so we can...

323
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,080
Link to your...

324
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,080
Give you a shout or reference.

325
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080
Whatever it is you're looking for there.

326
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
Thank you very much there.

327
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,080
Neil Oliver Cromwell.

328
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,080
Very kind of easy.

329
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080
NWA sponsor Global Cooling.

330
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080
Kept you from peaking.

331
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,080
Francis.

332
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,080
And...

333
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,080
Conrad 01.

334
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,080
Thank you very much.

335
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080
Lovely Monday stream.

336
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080
Happens to be my birthday.

337
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,080
Happy birthday to you, Conrad.

338
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
Hope you're getting on well there.

339
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,080
Yeah, cheers there.

340
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:39,080
Conrad and Captain Sack just walked by Tonery's in Bohermore.

341
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,080
It's still open for pints.

342
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,080
So that's great.

343
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080
We've...

344
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,080
We've actually got confirmation.

345
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,080
That real life confirmation of somebody who's walked by it.

346
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,080
Somebody was saying there the last day that it wasn't even available anymore.

347
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080
Tonery's was not available.

348
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080
That was lies.

349
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,080
Nothing but utter, utter lies.

350
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:06,080
You can go there, you can roam about a real environment with your own avatar, which is yourself.

351
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:12,080
Having pints in Tonery's, it sounds like an absolute magisterial night.

352
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,080
And thank you as well to Dublin City Simulator who says,

353
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,080
"Looking forward to some more Matthew Broderick-style vehicula..."

354
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,080
I won't say anything.

355
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,080
I mean, thanks very much for the tip there as well.

356
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,080
"I don't have a cup of tea on the side to warm your digits up."

357
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,080
I don't have a cup of tea.

358
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,080
I just have the fucking energy drink and the bottle of water there.

359
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,080
Well, let's just see how we get going.

360
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080
I don't want to fucking...

361
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080
I don't want to make too big a deal out of it.

362
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,080
You know the way it goes.

363
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,080
We start off usually there's a little bit of...

364
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,080
There's a few teething problems that usually need to be ironed out.

365
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:59,080
Again, we've got this Voodoo Yetonomics that I didn't even use in the last session.

366
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,080
I ended up just going for broke with the AK Yeti 47.

367
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080
Let's set that to favourite actually if we can.

368
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,080
No.

369
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,080
I'm not going to do that.

370
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,080
But that's what I'm going to be using again here.

371
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:21,080
And look, it seems to be the case that when it comes down to the crunch,

372
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080
you've got too short...

373
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,080
You've got a short to medium term engagement set up there

374
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,080
with the emphasis very heavily on short.

375
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080
Short mead.

376
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,080
Not mead to long or mead long or long range.

377
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:42,080
Let's just prioritise getting up into people's faces,

378
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080
getting deep, getting dirty,

379
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,080
and getting...

380
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080
Really, really making a nuisance.

381
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080
It's the rat class.

382
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080
It's a rat class.

383
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,080
And you've got to think like a rat, move like a rat,

384
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080
move your body like a rat,

385
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,080
and just get as many bullets out quick.

386
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,080
I think that's the aim of the game though.

387
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,080
No royale.

388
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,080
Thank you very much there, Dara Dermody for the tip.

389
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
You've got gas closing in fast.

390
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080
On after zone to the safe zone.

391
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,080
I can feel it, but look, don't want to temp fate there.

392
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,080
Let's have a quick look and see what we're doing here.

393
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,080
Right, right, right, right, right.

394
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,080
I'm beginning to feel a little bit warmer now.

395
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080
The room temperature is getting there.

396
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:35,080
Contract and then a redeploy unit.

397
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,080
One, two, three, four, five situation. Come on.

398
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,080
It's a one, two, three, four, five.

399
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,080
Somebody asking me there. Spooky asking me for that.

400
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:56,080
I just want to wait until we actually get into a one, two, three, four, five situation before I start blasting that out there, you know, because it can...

401
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:05,080
You don't want to level accusations of one, two, three, four, five or eight people and then only be delivering like a one or even at best a mediocre two.

402
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,080
It's not what we want.

403
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,080
We want a full pudding today.

404
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080
We want a full pudding today.

405
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,080
And we're going for a full pudding.

406
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,080
We've got that redeploy straight out of the fucking woodwork with that.

407
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,080
A couple of fucking fire sticks.

408
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,080
That's nice.

409
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,080
Stick that radar down there just in case someone's fucking messing around the side of town.

410
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,080
And a Baz Rootin, 50 in the clip. Kill streak.

411
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,080
Let's get this. This is a nice start. Not too bad. Not too shabby.

412
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,080
A few plates as well. That would be nice. We have them.

413
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,080
You can see there's somebody over there in the house.

414
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,080
It could have been your bounty that you heard in the house and he's destroyed so you've got the money.

415
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,080
What are you going to do?

416
00:21:53,080 --> 00:22:01,080
I'm just going to fucking head for the house there because if the contract was there, maybe we can get whoever killed them.

417
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,080
I'll tell you what, I'll pop that drone out of the fucking situation room there.

418
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,080
Injection of P's. Thank you very much.

419
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,080
Let's go thermal. Thermal optics.

420
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:22,080
So that's interesting enough now. Can't, there's nobody around unless they're in this house here.

421
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:35,080
Nothing there. Nothing there. Nothing there. They, oh yeah. Oh, right. That's it. That's it.

422
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:44,080
So there is. We have got, we've got someone actually right next to us. We're actually very, we're in a dodgy location right now.

423
00:22:48,080 --> 00:23:02,080
We don't know where this lad is going.

424
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:16,080
We don't know where this lad is going.

425
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,320
Go.

426
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,520
He's upstairs, eh?

427
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,460
What's he doing?

428
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,900
Why is he not coming down to fucking...

429
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,980
Take out the trash?

430
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,980
And we got another trash...

431
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,400
Bat over here. Let's see if we can...

432
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:01,400
Come on. Stand up. Stand up.

433
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,400
Fuck.

434
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:20,900
This guy on the roof. What's he... Oh... Oh... He's taking the piss.

435
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,900
You gotta load out drop inbound.

436
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,900
Gas is moving in. New safe zone located.

437
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,580
How do we get up there? Fuck.

438
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,180
Oh, we got two... Two cunts now.

439
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,600
Not great, Tam.

440
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,900
Now looking good. You need to... Get to safety here.

441
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,260
You've got a sniper.

442
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,280
And... Feller in a car as well.

443
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,680
And the gas. The gas is coming in.

444
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:03,320
It's... It's... Not ideal. Let's just say that.

445
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,300
Hopefully that car is going to distract you.

446
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,520
There, motherfucker now.

447
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,300
Not great.

448
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:24,720
But we... We will be able to get away. That's the main thing.

449
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,620
Because, uh...

450
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:29,580
We were actually under siege there.

451
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,620
And now we're not.

452
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,460
You've got gas moving in.

453
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:37,440
I'm just gonna get away. It's... It's too hot. It's too hot. It's too sticky.

454
00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:39,920
It's very sticky.

455
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,720
Let's save the bacon, yeah?

456
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,880
Let's not get too carried away with ourselves.

457
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:52,320
Definitely the wisest strategy at the moment, anyway.

458
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,360
Get out of Dodge.

459
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,200
Find yourself a nice...

460
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,760
Plate or two or three or four.

461
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,500
There's nothing here back into the car.

462
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,400
Not a great start at all.

463
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,540
Not very auspicious.

464
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,200
Could be some...

465
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,640
Dodgeballers over here in this yoke.

466
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:19,000
This, uh... Market Town.

467
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,780
There's the guy right down there. I don't think...

468
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,340
He thinks that I haven't seen him, but I have...

469
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:24,580
It could be vehicular!

470
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:25,700
And that's nice.

471
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,540
See you later, man. See you later.

472
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,280
It hurts. Look, it hurts.

473
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,620
But we don't make the rules around here.

474
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,760
We don't make the rules around here.

475
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,600
But we do have a few rules we want to tell you.

476
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,560
But the main one is you're not allowed...

477
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,260
To run around when we're in town.

478
00:26:48,740 --> 00:27:02,700
Holy shit. Sweaty snake.

479
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,400
Thank you very much.

480
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,100
We had the beautiful redeploy kit.

481
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,160
I wonder is it worth trying to go for this now?

482
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,900
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

483
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,180
Yeti 47.

484
00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,960
We're back in the mix.

485
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,160
Back in the mix with the Yeti 47.

486
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,840
Lamsey, thanks very much for the tip.

487
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,480
And Sweaty Snake as well.

488
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:33,760
Tommy, you're going to have to be a Webster's Dictionary definition of what actually constitutes a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

489
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,320
Well, let me tell you.

490
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,060
It needs to be tense.

491
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,800
It needs to be victorious.

492
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,020
It needs to be shambolic.

493
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,800
It also needs to be...

494
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,600
Without lacking in mercy.

495
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,640
It needs to be vigilant.

496
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,140
And look at this.

497
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,420
This could be a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation right here.

498
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,140
He looks like he's set up.

499
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,540
Let's not take...

500
00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:57,840
Let's go and get some plates first.

501
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,320
Because that lad's set up.

502
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,860
He is set up.

503
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,880
Let's just get out of here.

504
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,280
And get this fucking thing.

505
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,920
I don't know where the fucking shots were coming from then.

506
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,280
But it could be...

507
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,340
We could be in the shit house right now.

508
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,120
If we don't get away fast.

509
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,280
The doors have been blown off this fucking thing.

510
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,040
And we've got a sniper up on the top of the police building here.

511
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,640
Let's go inside.

512
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,240
And take him down from inside.

513
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:29,780
Fuck.

514
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:30,320
Fuck.

515
00:28:30,320 --> 00:29:00,300
Oh, man.

516
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:04,960
Cluster mine deployed.

517
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,740
Try and give this guy the hoo-ha.

518
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,100
Give him the yoo-hoo.

519
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,900
Hopefully he'll come down from below there.

520
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,300
And there's a guy down there as well.

521
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360
We'll give this guy the yoo-hoo.

522
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:20,920
No.

523
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920
No.

524
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:33,900
Potential one, two, three, four, five situation if somebody walks in that bottom section there.

525
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:34,900
He's coming back.

526
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:35,840
This guy's coming back.

527
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:59,940
Bizarre turn of events there.

528
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:05,580
I'm sure I saw another guy, but I'm going to take the cash anyway.

529
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:05,960
Let's go.

530
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:09,040
We've got 16,000 in the bank box.

531
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,800
There's a guy over here somewhere.

532
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,780
We could end up with a rural rampage if we...

533
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:16,500
There he is.

534
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,360
There he is.

535
00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:18,600
He's hiding.

536
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,200
Lovely stuff.

537
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:25,240
That's just what we wanted, Tom.

538
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180
It's just what we wanted.

539
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,680
It's exactly what we got.

540
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,880
Have you got...

541
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,240
There's another guy who's levelling accusations of...

542
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,320
Blast bullet from up here somewhere.

543
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:36,880
Try and find him.

544
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:37,520
Try and find him.

545
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,160
Take him out.

546
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,340
Trying to fucking find him, Tom.

547
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:42,620
But look at this.

548
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:43,360
For driving.

549
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,520
How the fuck can you not run through those little...

550
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,000
Threes.

551
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:53,640
They're not...

552
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,100
Oh, fuck.

553
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,080
The guy sniping from inside the petrol station.

554
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,180
And we found ourselves in a real nasty situation here.

555
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,240
I don't even know if we've...

556
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,200
We're running out of road.

557
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,000
Get away from the man!

558
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,480
And that's not what you want.

559
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:15,420
You did well.

560
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,640
That's...

561
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,000
That...

562
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,280
Oh, that was nasty stuff altogether.

563
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:21,760
That was like something...

564
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,800
Out of...

565
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,880
A movie about...

566
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,320
Lads out in Iraq...

567
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,880
Getting...

568
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,420
Cheesed down a bloody alleyway.

569
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,800
And then...

570
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,480
Done in by the insurgents.

571
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,840
Nasty stuff.

572
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:33,660
But...

573
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:33,980
Can you...

574
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,620
Have you got what it takes to get out the gulag?

575
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:38,820
Let's see right now.

576
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:39,400
Gibby jab.

577
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:39,960
Gibby jab.

578
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:45,820
What?

579
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,260
Where...

580
00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:47,320
Where was that coming from?

581
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:47,760
What?

582
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,020
Your fight's over, soldier.

583
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,280
Oh, he was doing that.

584
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,760
Turn to base.

585
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:51,760
Fair enough.

586
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,360
Yeah, he was hiding behind the box.

587
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,440
He had mounted his gun on the box.

588
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:02,100
And he was utilizing a box to level accusations of bullet at your face.

589
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,860
And he did it.

590
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,160
And he did it well as well.

591
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,680
Thank you very much for the tip of Google.

592
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,100
A Google user.

593
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,320
He said, warm your digital hands with this.

594
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,640
That was Gibby Jabulous.

595
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,920
Xanadu 2.0.

596
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,200
Yeah, Gibby Jabulous there.

597
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:28,960
A big shout out to DJ Gibby Jab, who hit us with some succulent jibba jabba beats.

598
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,880
I don't know if you heard it at the beginning there.

599
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,640
Let's get that jib jab going there.

600
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:40,280
It's the brand new Neil Oliver fucking breakdown remix extravaganza.

601
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,060
We were promising it the last day and now we're delivering, I think.

602
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680
I think we are.

603
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,840
The Gibby Jab.

604
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,120
Waists of skin.

605
00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,380
The Gibby Jab.

606
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,040
Sweaty fists.

607
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,440
The Gibby Jab.

608
00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,300
Xanadu 2.0.

609
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,480
The Gibby Jab.

610
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,340
That succession of pricks.

611
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Evidence of their curiosity.

612
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,860
And I'll keep on banging on.

613
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,640
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

614
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,080
And I mean it.

615
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,560
And I mean it.

616
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,840
The Gibby Jab.

617
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,400
The Gibby Jab.

618
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,420
The Gibby Jab.

619
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,460
The Gibby Jab.

620
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,980
Conspiracy theorist.

621
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:35,820
Granny killer.

622
00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:36,520
Covidiot.

623
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,340
Covid denier.

624
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,260
Election denier.

625
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,220
Domestic terrorist.

626
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,460
A Putin apologist.

627
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,580
All four horsemen of the apocalypse.

628
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,740
Cyber attack.

629
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:44,940
War against Iran.

630
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,000
John F. Kennedy.

631
00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:46,840
Lone shooter.

632
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,860
The magic bullet.

633
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,020
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

634
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:04,540
Who do these people think they are?

635
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,760
Curiosity.

636
00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:06,760
The Gibby Jab.

637
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,040
Wastes of skin.

638
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,320
The Gibby Jab.

639
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:12,980
Sweaty fists.

640
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,380
The Gibby Jab.

641
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,240
Xanadu 2.0.

642
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,400
The Gibby Jab.

643
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280
That succession of pricks.

644
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,820
Evidence of their curiosity.

645
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,920
Wonder can we.

646
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,260
Just paste that.

647
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,220
Into our.

648
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:32,660
Situation.

649
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:33,520
Sorry about that.

650
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:33,880
Loud.

651
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:34,760
Rather loud.

652
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,400
Sound of combat.

653
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:37,720
Thank you very much to Paul.

654
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,200
For the tip.

655
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,580
I have some thoughts about.

656
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,020
Charlie.

657
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:40,960
Cappuccino.

658
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:41,400
Heffernan.

659
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,180
And Neil Oliver.

660
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,580
Can I send it to you.

661
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,100
Francis.

662
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:45,460
You say.

663
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,400
You have some thoughts.

664
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,200
Can I send it to you.

665
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,500
Send the thoughts to me.

666
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:49,740
Is it?

667
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,700
You can send your thoughts to me.

668
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,060
All right.

669
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:53,820
I don't know how you're.

670
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,320
How you're thinking about doing that.

671
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:55,700
But I mean.

672
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:55,980
Look.

673
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,320
I'm ready to receive thoughts.

674
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,040
At any given time.

675
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,560
Or a moment.

676
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:01,220
That's never.

677
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,140
It's never not a situation.

678
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,760
I want to try and get.

679
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:05,860
Gibby Jab.

680
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:06,460
Into.

681
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:07,720
This fucking.

682
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Scene.

683
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,200
That I've set up here.

684
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:11,600
Control V.

685
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,360
Paste.

686
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,220
The Gibby Jab.

687
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,800
There's Gibby Jab.

688
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,460
Some skin.

689
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,120
And that's.

690
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:19,980
Not.

691
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:20,500
The.

692
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,780
That's the Tommy photo.

693
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:24,100
We still don't know who has done that Tommy photo.

694
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,460
If you can let us know there.

695
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:27,720
Yeah.

696
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,720
If you can let us know.

697
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,180
We'd like to.

698
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,080
Say thank you.

699
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,580
It's not Doomsday.

700
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,260
Is it?

701
00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,840
I don't.

702
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,120
Think it is.

703
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,200
It doesn't look like Doomsday's style.

704
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,640
It is a caricature.

705
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,600
N.

706
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:45,900
N.

707
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:46,760
It is a caricature.

708
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:48,000
We don't know who's done it though.

709
00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:49,260
Somebody has just sent it to us.

710
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,780
Let's get back into this.

711
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,760
Check that map out.

712
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,080
And see what you're dealing with here.

713
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,780
See I didn't really have much time there.

714
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,020
Did you?

715
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,120
Alright.

716
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,060
Got a bit confused there.

717
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,180
I think there is exactly what we want.

718
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,740
But it's going to be crawling with consides.

719
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,280
That's where we were the last day.

720
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,200
Or the last game.

721
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,460
Sorry.

722
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,480
Thank you very much Tupo.

723
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,440
For the tip there.

724
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,320
And your thoughts attached to said tip.

725
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,480
Enemies are dropping into the area.

726
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,380
Watch the guys.

727
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,380
Shit.

728
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:58,380
Pick that up your pipe and smoketh upon its bountiful harvest.

729
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:07,380
Lovely, lovely start to the game. A lovely wasp swarm and an RPK as well.

730
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:11,380
It's a nice time to be alive.

731
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,380
You okay there, Tom?

732
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:20,380
I am.

733
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:23,380
Great stuff.

734
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:28,380
Just thought I could hear someone fucking dancing and lepping around there.

735
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,380
Look at all these goodie bags here, goodie boxes and goodie toys.

736
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:37,380
It's a brand new pack of toys for us to utilize.

737
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:42,380
Maybe get inside this fucking house here and see what they've got going on for us as well.

738
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:47,380
We got the contract, we do. We need to hit that...

739
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:49,380
That yoke, that...

740
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:53,380
Tactical, yeah, and that'll do as well.

741
00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,380
And maybe we'll open that up, see what we've got inside there.

742
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:58,380
Okay, let's go. Let's hit that fucking thing and move and fire.

743
00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,380
And move and fire.

744
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,380
Move and fire is right.

745
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:07,380
Maybe a little radar, tasty little radar if you've gone around there. Can you get a radar?

746
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:16,380
Too late. I'm not going back now. I'm just gonna hit this and then jump on top of your man's head wherever the fuck he's based.

747
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:22,380
Moving here.

748
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:27,380
Seems to be in that building there. He's based inside that house.

749
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:29,380
I can see him.

750
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,380
Oh, why?

751
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:39,380
Well, I tell you why.

752
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,380
You popped the chute. You popped the chute.

753
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,380
You popped the chute and he hurt it.

754
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:52,380
You had everything going for you, but you fucked it up. You pissed it all away.

755
00:38:56,380 --> 00:39:00,380
Pissed it all away indeed. Thank you very much there, Mrs. Chewy.

756
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,380
Let's get inside this guy's mind here.

757
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:22,380
Slip inside the eye of your arse.

758
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,380
And I'm in.

759
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:28,380
Back in the game, not in arse.

760
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:34,380
Back in the game. Back in it to win it. Let's do this. Let's make sure we don't piss it all away.

761
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:41,380
Like you've just done there before. How are you feeling about dropping deep onto some King Crowner?

762
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,380
Moving here.

763
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:47,380
Oh, fuck it. Why not?

764
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,380
Oh no, we'll go for Laura. We'll go for Laura, will we?

765
00:39:52,380 --> 00:40:01,380
Shit, if you want to go for Laura, I'll go for Laura. I'm not going to say no to you or anything like that. But beware eh. Could be lads right around the corner here.

766
00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:04,380
We'll be gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

767
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,380
We'll be lads. We've got gas inbound, I tell you something.

768
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:27,380
We don't want to fucking fall foul of any of these cats. Get down here and get that Yeti 47 magic. Sprinkle a little bit of fucking moon dust. I've got an M4 burn in the fucking hole of the loadout box. Might be something worth investigating in the not too distant future, Tom.

769
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:45,380
You need to get yourself nice and sorted out, kitted out here first. I'm more inclined really to stick with Yeti 47 until you see any tangible results, you know. Until that happens, watch your house.

770
00:40:54,380 --> 00:41:14,380
I'm going to go for miniature radome, see if we can get anything going out. We don't even have the moolah for that. It's a crazy bit of business. I thought it would be at least less than two grand for a miniature radome. Ah, we've got one in here. That's nice. What we'll do is put that one down and anyone on the horizon. We have a cool cat over here. Let's see if we can do business with them.

771
00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:20,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

772
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

773
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

774
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

775
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

776
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:25,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

777
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:26,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

778
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

779
00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:28,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

780
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

781
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

782
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:31,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

783
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

784
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

785
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

786
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:35,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

787
00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

788
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

789
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:38,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

790
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

791
00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:40,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

792
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:41,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

793
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

794
00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

795
00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:44,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

796
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:45,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

797
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

798
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

799
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

800
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

801
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

802
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

803
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

804
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:53,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

805
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

806
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

807
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

808
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

809
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

810
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

811
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

812
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

813
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:02,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

814
00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:03,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

815
00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:04,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

816
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:05,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

817
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

818
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

819
00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

820
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

821
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

822
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

823
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:12,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

824
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:13,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

825
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:14,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

826
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

827
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:16,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

828
00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

829
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

830
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:19,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

831
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

832
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

833
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

834
00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:23,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

835
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

836
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

837
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

838
00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

839
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

840
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

841
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

842
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

843
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:32,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

844
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

845
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

846
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

847
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

848
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

849
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

850
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

851
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

852
00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:41,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

853
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

854
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

855
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

856
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:45,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

857
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

858
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

859
00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:48,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

860
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

861
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:50,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

862
00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:51,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

863
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:52,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

864
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

865
00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:54,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

866
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

867
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:56,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

868
00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:57,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

869
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:58,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

870
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

871
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

872
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

873
00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

874
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

875
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:04,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

876
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:05,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

877
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:06,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

878
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:07,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

879
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:08,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

880
00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:09,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

881
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:10,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

882
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

883
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

884
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

885
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:14,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

886
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:15,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

887
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:16,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

888
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

889
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

890
00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

891
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

892
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

893
00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:22,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

894
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

895
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:24,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

896
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

897
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:26,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

898
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:27,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

899
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

900
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:29,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

901
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:30,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

902
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:31,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

903
00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:32,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

904
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:33,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

905
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:34,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

906
00:43:34,380 --> 00:43:35,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

907
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

908
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

909
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:38,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

910
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

911
00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:40,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

912
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:41,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

913
00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

914
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:43,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

915
00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:44,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

916
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:45,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

917
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

918
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

919
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

920
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:49,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

921
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:50,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

922
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

923
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:52,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

924
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

925
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

926
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

927
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

928
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:57,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

929
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

930
00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

931
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

932
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

933
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:02,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

934
00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:03,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

935
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

936
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

937
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:06,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

938
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:07,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

939
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:08,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

940
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

941
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

942
00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:11,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

943
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

944
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

945
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:14,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

946
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:15,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

947
00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:16,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

948
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

949
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

950
00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:19,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

951
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,380
Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station.

952
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:25,380
"Crazy bit of business, you need to make sure you've got that hundred drum.

953
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:31,380
You're going into battle thinking you've got one thing and then it turns out you've got nothing.

954
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:38,380
So it's not swings and roundabouts, it's more swings and you're on the downturn.

955
00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:41,380
You're on the down dip with that swing."

956
00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:46,380
"Down dip with that swing indeed. Skip all this shit.

957
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:47,380
I don't want to see any of this.

958
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,380
I just want to go to my weapons please."

959
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,380
And so this is what I thought I had here.

960
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:53,380
Look at this.

961
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,380
A beautiful butterfly drum on it.

962
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:56,380
It's not what I had at all.

963
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:58,380
Yeti 47.

964
00:44:58,380 --> 00:44:59,380
Edit.

965
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,380
Gunsmith.

966
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:04,380
100 drum.

967
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:14,380
I'm going to take that slimline pro optic off and I am going to stick on a rear grip

968
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:22,380
just to give us that little extra bit of fucking accuracy and who knows, maybe even recoil control.

969
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,380
Handling.

970
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,380
Okay, so that's take that optic off.

971
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,380
Yeah, that's exactly what we want.

972
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:28,380
Now we're playing.

973
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:35,380
I mean, I can't exactly be expected to perform, you know, with the tools that are substandard.

974
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:38,380
And that's exactly what I had in that battle there.

975
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:42,380
Marity Moo, thank you very much for the tip there.

976
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:45,380
And to Lazy, thank you very much.

977
00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:47,380
Who says spiders there.

978
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,380
Let's play.

979
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:50,380
It was a great start to the game.

980
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:58,380
Unfortunately, it became sticky and not very nice at all during the short to medium third.

981
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,380
Top.

982
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:04,380
Yes, I want to say thank you very much there to Tupo as well.

983
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:11,380
Said the other seas, the bountiful earth, the hills of Wicklow getting, the riot having the crack,

984
00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,380
Thantos and Eros Claymore versus Playmore.

985
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,380
Really classic Greek stuff.

986
00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:21,380
Well, I really don't understand what any of that meant, but thanks very much for the tip.

987
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:25,380
I suppose it's something about the, um, about the monkey.

988
00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:28,380
Look, we're not going to mention him at the moment because it's been a few days.

989
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:30,380
It's been a few weeks actually.

990
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:37,380
And he's just in our thoughts and we will say a prayer, but it's not looking great for that guy at all.

991
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:39,380
The Jibby Jab.

992
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,380
Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab.

993
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:46,380
Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab.

994
00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:50,380
Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab.

995
00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:56,380
That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity.

996
00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,380
And I'll keep on banging on.

997
00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:01,380
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

998
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,380
And I mean it.

999
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,380
The Jibby Jab.

1000
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:20,380
I just have to knock off the Jibby Jab there for a moment and, uh, say there was actually part two to that message there that I read.

1001
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,380
I, no, I beg your pardon.

1002
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,380
I read part two.

1003
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:26,380
I didn't read part one as well.

1004
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,380
Thesis part one.

1005
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:32,380
Charlie Heffernan and Neil Oliver epitomize the two halves of the human psyche.

1006
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:35,380
Two cuddly monkeys gazing into the abyss.

1007
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:40,380
But where the one only sees effigies of elite pedophiles and turbo cancer.

1008
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:46,380
The other sees the bountiful earth, the hills of Wicklow getting the ride and having the crack.

1009
00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,380
Thantos and Eros.

1010
00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:49,380
Claymore versus Playmore.

1011
00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:51,380
Really classic Greek stuff.

1012
00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:54,380
And I don't know what to make of that, Francis.

1013
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:55,380
What do you make of that?

1014
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:56,380
Digital hands.

1015
00:47:56,380 --> 00:48:01,380
It sounds like a lot of educated stuff.

1016
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,380
Sounds very literary.

1017
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:06,380
It sounds like there's some references there that we don't really know about.

1018
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,380
We're talking Greek mythology.

1019
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,380
We're talking mythos.

1020
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:13,380
We're talking fucking all of that kind of stuff.

1021
00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:19,380
You know, sipping from the Oracle and hearing voices and seeing different bits and pieces.

1022
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:20,380
We don't know any of it.

1023
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,380
We've never read any of that stuff.

1024
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:25,380
Have you read any Homer there, Tom?

1025
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,380
I have not.

1026
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,380
I don't know about Homer.

1027
00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:38,380
Have you not read about the fucking, the horse, the Trojan horse filled full of fucking warriors?

1028
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:45,380
I've heard of a Trojan horse like a, somebody doing work from the inside.

1029
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,380
Yeah, but that's, that's from the Greeks.

1030
00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:53,380
That's from the fucking, they actually brought a horse into town.

1031
00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:59,380
And Helen of town was rescued by the lads inside that horse.

1032
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:00,380
It's a crazy bit of business.

1033
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:07,380
Thank you very much anyway for the tip there, Tupo and Merti Mu.

1034
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:10,380
Look, let's get this going right here, right now.

1035
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,380
The funny business ends now.

1036
00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:13,380
Wastes of skin.

1037
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,380
No more Mr. Nice Guy.

1038
00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:23,380
And we've got another beautiful contract next to a redeploy unit.

1039
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:24,380
That's where we're headed.

1040
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:26,380
And that's where we're feeling.

1041
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:30,380
We can really make some beautiful, beautiful gains this time of year.

1042
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,380
This time of night.

1043
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,380
10 to 7.

1044
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:35,380
And this the 22nd of January.

1045
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,380
2024.

1046
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:40,380
Do you ever believe you'd see the data?

1047
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,380
I did not.

1048
00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:46,380
I actually thought I wouldn't make it to 2022, would you believe?

1049
00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:48,380
Back in 2020, one and a half.

1050
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,380
I thought 2022 was...

1051
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,380
You're on the ground.

1052
00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:51,380
Move it.

1053
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:52,380
...was hit and missed.

1054
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,380
Is there somebody here?

1055
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,380
Look, I'm not sure that...

1056
00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:57,380
I think we missed the fucking contract.

1057
00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:59,380
It was upstairs on top of that ceiling, on top of the roof there.

1058
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:00,380
And we've missed it.

1059
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:01,380
But look, here we are in sub-base.

1060
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:14,380
And people who played the Modern Warfare 2 back in, I think, 2009.

1061
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,380
We recognize this area.

1062
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:22,380
Thank you very much there, Alan Kaida and Omni619.

1063
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:24,380
I'm ready to pounce now.

1064
00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:27,380
We just need to get ourselves a nice weapon.

1065
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:32,380
Get to that redeploy unit and then pounce.

1066
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:37,380
And I'm not gonna make a fuck up like I did with that other guy before,

1067
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:42,380
where I pop the chute and then he hears me and then it's game over.

1068
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:43,380
Not gonna happen like that.

1069
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:46,380
We're learning from our mistakes this time around, Tom.

1070
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:51,380
Big time. Make sure you've got a tactical and make sure you've got a grenade as well.

1071
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:53,380
We don't wanna go in there empty-handed.

1072
00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,380
It's not nice to go to the party without something in the back pocket.

1073
00:50:57,380 --> 00:51:00,380
And you've got a lovely couple of fire sticks there.

1074
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:04,380
Maybe a knife for a bit of knife play.

1075
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,380
Holy shit.

1076
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:16,840
that dropped down to the thing from here.

1077
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,280
Don't know where those shots are coming from.

1078
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:20,860
Hopefully it's not over here.

1079
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,780
And there's the submachine gun.

1080
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:27,240
That's beautiful.

1081
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:29,460
Doesn't matter.

1082
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,700
You can drop into the AO all day long.

1083
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,160
I'm gone.

1084
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:32,680
See you later.

1085
00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:37,000
Let's find out where this cat is hiding

1086
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,620
and take control of his world.

1087
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,240
We're looking at that building.

1088
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:43,420
Just there.

1089
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:49,840
He seems to be in there.

1090
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,400
Maybe drop down and drop a radar

1091
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,580
and see what we're dealing with.

1092
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,000
He's on your level.

1093
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:21,300
Not great at all, Tom.

1094
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,820
Again, it's just a real bad buzz.

1095
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:28,800
After the fucking montage that we started the stream with,

1096
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,640
we started the stream with a beautiful montage,

1097
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:33,080
set up the proceedings,

1098
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:34,260
and now we're not delivering.

1099
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,340
It feels painful.

1100
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,520
It's very painful,

1101
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,560
but look, you need to get up.

1102
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,160
After you get smacked in the face,

1103
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:42,400
you need to get back up again

1104
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,560
and start smacking other faces.

1105
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,580
It's the main thing.

1106
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:58,440
What kind of noise that is, Tom?

1107
00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,340
But it's not nice.

1108
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:00,600
Let's have a look.

1109
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,120
Anybody down here on this loadout drop,

1110
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:03,880
if it is,

1111
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,580
it's too late because we're going in.

1112
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,220
We're going in deep.

1113
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:06,760
Poddy Bob,

1114
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,940
thank you very much for the tip.

1115
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,680
Yeti 47.

1116
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,260
We've got that 100-round drum.

1117
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,440
I'm just going to wait here.

1118
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,040
Hopefully somebody else comes down to pee.

1119
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:26,880
Poddy Bob,

1120
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,660
thank you very much,

1121
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,320
and here comes.

1122
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,200
Here comes the hot sniper.

1123
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:43,180
Sorry there, Tom.

1124
00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,020
Just thought I'd copy your laughter

1125
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:48,040
as we transitioned back to me there.

1126
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,760
I didn't mean anything by that.

1127
00:53:49,760 --> 00:54:04,380
I'm just going to get out of here.

1128
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:06,080
Ah, fuck off!

1129
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,960
Failure ain't fatal.

1130
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:10,180
It's just an opportunity to do better.

1131
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,140
You've got gas going...

1132
00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:12,660
Moondust.

1133
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,360
Moondust.

1134
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,880
I'm doing well.

1135
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,380
I'm feeling I'm back in it now.

1136
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,160
I'm back in it.

1137
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,520
It's just I need to fucking not take the piss.

1138
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,100
I need to not take the piss.

1139
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,860
I'm doing it.

1140
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,900
I'm doing it well.

1141
00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:33,260
I just need to go at it

1142
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,100
and go at it really hard

1143
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,440
and without fear or favour.

1144
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,620
Also, it was...

1145
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:43,720
You know, I'm...

1146
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,480
I'm falling foul of you as well, Tom,

1147
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,720
by imitating you.

1148
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,620
I'm sorry about that.

1149
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,660
Yeah, it's definitely having a serious repercussion

1150
00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:53,420
on your ability to perform as well.

1151
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,180
Let's just say that.

1152
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:56,180
It's not only me that you're upsetting.

1153
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:57,660
It's the viewers as well

1154
00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,020
who are rooting for you.

1155
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,600
Let's just put it out there.

1156
00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:02,720
No matter how shit you are,

1157
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:04,300
there's people there who are rooting for you.

1158
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:06,200
Thank you very much, sir, Max Tomlinson.

1159
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,580
For the tip, if you're having girl problems,

1160
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,620
I feel bad for you, son.

1161
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,280
I got 99 problems.

1162
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,980
But moondust ain't one.

1163
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,300
Thank you very much, Tom, for the tip party, Bob.

1164
00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:17,200
If you fancy your snipe,

1165
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,480
the cat AMR has one headshot knockdown.

1166
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:20,340
Let's have a look at that.

1167
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,360
Have you got that in the setup?

1168
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,260
Let's have a look inside the locker here.

1169
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,860
I think we do.

1170
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:25,660
If we go to sniper.

1171
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,540
Oh, I've got the SPR on that.

1172
00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:29,340
But I did have a tricked out cat.

1173
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:29,940
Yeah, do you know what?

1174
00:55:29,980 --> 00:55:32,040
Let's get that cat going there.

1175
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,600
Cat Dealey.

1176
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:37,100
Let's move that at pace there.

1177
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,520
Let's get back to SMG.

1178
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,800
Go back to sniper rifle.

1179
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,240
Get the cat AMR.

1180
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,060
What attachments do we have?

1181
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,700
We don't have it ranked up to the maximum,

1182
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:45,820
but we've got...

1183
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,100
We can put a grip on it.

1184
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:52,340
We can put a barrel on it.

1185
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,600
We can stick a muzzle on it.

1186
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,240
A sonic suppressor.

1187
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,160
Yeah, we'll have that.

1188
00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:58,020
Ammunition.

1189
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,760
Let's put some frangibles or high velocities inside that.

1190
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,160
And as far as a laser,

1191
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,520
might as well...

1192
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,640
We might as well...

1193
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,080
No.

1194
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:08,740
No.

1195
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,440
We can still do that in the interim.

1196
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,260
Just going to run to the toilet before we get to the interim.

1197
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:17,440
Moondust.

1198
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,980
Moondust is still a problem.

1199
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,140
Moondust.

1200
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,000
Moondust.

1201
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:28,880
Moondust.

1202
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:31,700
Moondust.

1203
00:56:31,700 --> 00:57:01,680
Thank you.

1204
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,820
Thank you very much for the tips, lad.

1205
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,620
Max Tomlinson, thank you very much.

1206
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:07,540
And PoddyBob and Omni619.

1207
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:13,000
I think what needs to happen now is basically complete and utter dedication to the craft.

1208
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,160
Real concentration.

1209
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,400
Heavy concentration.

1210
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:20,880
Heavy, heavy, in-depth thinking.

1211
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:22,260
Battle room.

1212
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,180
Battle stations.

1213
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:24,940
No bullshit.

1214
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:25,660
No nothing.

1215
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,200
Straight into war.

1216
00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:28,220
Straight into action.

1217
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:29,960
Reflexes of a cat.

1218
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,220
The demeanour of a pigeon.

1219
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:35,400
And the heart of a lovely pony.

1220
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:38,500
Which has been through the wars, Tom.

1221
00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:43,940
You paint a very zoological picture there.

1222
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:48,020
And all manner of parts of your mind, body and soul.

1223
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,400
Each one different animal.

1224
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,500
And it's just about to go 7pm.

1225
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,120
It's just gone 7pm with 0% packet loss.

1226
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:03,520
And a latency, which would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, a latency of 46ms.

1227
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,000
46ms.

1228
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:07,820
That's pretty good.

1229
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,500
If you think about it, it's not the worst.

1230
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,400
Gameboy.

1231
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,440
Nintendo Gameboy.

1232
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,380
You're not a killer.

1233
00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:14,020
No, I'm not.

1234
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,560
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this?

1235
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,900
Get into this Moondust style.

1236
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,960
This is where it starts now.

1237
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:23,600
Right now.

1238
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:25,440
58 minutes we've been streaming.

1239
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:32,340
But it's now where we actually start to really, really, really believe.

1240
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,760
Really, really, and I mean believe.

1241
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:42,400
I've never felt more believe in my life.

1242
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,360
Back off.

1243
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,200
Pure GB jab.

1244
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,600
We're hitting that, and then we're hitting that.

1245
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,420
And we're going to have to hit it fast because the gas is coming in.

1246
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,780
The gas is coming in.

1247
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,560
It's time to make a move.

1248
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,720
If you haven't got it, don't come to town.

1249
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,140
Don't come crying to me.

1250
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,520
When you get fucking kicked out of the arena.

1251
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:15,580
Going to be no tears here right now.

1252
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:21,060
The only tears that are going to be cried are the tears of the people we dispatch.

1253
00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:29,200
Let's find out what we're doing.

1254
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,660
Let's get that cat AMR straight off the rip.

1255
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:35,720
Soldier.

1256
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,680
Hopefully a fucking thing in here.

1257
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:38,480
Yes, we've got one.

1258
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,240
Lovely stuff.

1259
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,440
And then a couple of plates as well.

1260
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:41,760
Great.

1261
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,340
Let's move.

1262
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,200
Let's make a move.

1263
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,420
Submachine gun would be nice, maybe.

1264
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,120
Nah, fuck it.

1265
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:49,860
We need to get the contract.

1266
00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:51,340
Contract is downstairs.

1267
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,420
The gas is coming in fast.

1268
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,620
Where's the...

1269
00:59:59,620 --> 00:59:59,700
Where's the...

1270
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:02,200
I don't know what that is there.

1271
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:02,920
Weekly challenge.

1272
01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:06,460
Bounty targets identified.

1273
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,520
Weapons free.

1274
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:08,540
Oh, fuck.

1275
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:38,520
I'm gonna be back.

1276
01:00:38,520 --> 01:01:01,520
Not a great start, but we got... we've managed to escape and evade. And we're kind of fucked. We need a vehicle of some kind. This guy is gonna be fucking chasing us. But we've got that sniper rifle. Could be something. Could be something in it worth doing.

1277
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:12,520
We don't want to get Wesley sniped either, so I mean... we're playing a dangerous game here.

1278
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:19,520
Dangerous times. Dangerous measures.

1279
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:26,520
Time to move up to a different... a higher ground, maybe. You've got a smoker and you've got a breacher drone as well.

1280
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:33,520
I know. We need to wait till the fucker gets close before we use that breacher drone on him, do you know?

1281
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:40,520
Maybe we'll get on top of this building here and see if we can scope out what's happening. Any accusations of man around here, no? The Isle of Man.

1282
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:47,520
I didn't want to jump... I didn't want to jump... I didn't want to jump off the fucking thing though.

1283
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:54,520
Where is he gone?

1284
01:01:54,520 --> 01:02:01,520
Unless he's... fucked up over there.

1285
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,520
No.

1286
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,520
Dodgeball.

1287
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:08,520
Let's get into the car there and we've... we've probably lost this bloody contract.

1288
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,820
Where is he gone?

1289
01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:18,520
Unless he's fucked up over there.

1290
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:25,780
No.

1291
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:27,580
Dodgeball.

1292
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:31,680
Get into the car there and we've probably lost this bloody contract now

1293
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,080
because we've spent so long trying to get away from this guy.

1294
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,680
Joe Mama is the guy that we're actually after here.

1295
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,280
We've only got 24 seconds.

1296
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:41,580
It's a busted flush, Tom.

1297
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,300
Busted flush.

1298
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,080
Not great.

1299
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:48,740
But at the end of the day, that evasion move there, that's worth something.

1300
01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,420
Gas is moving in.

1301
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,700
New safe zone located.

1302
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,180
A little bit of a different spin on this situation.

1303
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,080
That gives you a little bit of a confidence boost.

1304
01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:04,800
Yeah, I was going to go around there, just wait around the buy station there.

1305
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,820
We lost that.

1306
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:06,620
But it wasn't happening.

1307
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:07,840
The bounty contract's been pulled.

1308
01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,340
There could have been somebody waiting for us there as well.

1309
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,060
And this is not great driving.

1310
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,680
But it's just going to have to do for the time being.

1311
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:19,080
A lovely box down here.

1312
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:23,860
Somebody's leveling accusations of airstrike at us.

1313
01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:27,760
This could be an airstrike right now if we fuck this up.

1314
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,760
Yeti 47's in the purse though.

1315
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,700
That's the main thing.

1316
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,220
And now we can get a show on the road.

1317
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:41,220
Once that Yeti 47 is in the back pocket, everything feels nice and sweet.

1318
01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,620
Everything does feel sweet.

1319
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:46,680
You're in somebody's radar dome at the moment.

1320
01:03:46,820 --> 01:03:51,280
You need to maybe stay out of that and go look for another contract.

1321
01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:54,720
But preferably one that's not inside the radius of that radar.

1322
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,560
We'll have a look here now.

1323
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,300
We want to keep our eyes on the road.

1324
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,360
Hands upon the wheel.

1325
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,660
Going to the road house.

1326
01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:03,540
Going to make a real...

1327
01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,740
A good time.

1328
01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:09,080
Nothing really to be fucking...

1329
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,700
Thinking about just here at the moment.

1330
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,080
We can't find any particular contracts to really go and grab.

1331
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,480
So we're going to keep heading down maybe towards one of these buy stations.

1332
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,280
Maybe towards this money house here.

1333
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,980
We get to the money house, Tom.

1334
01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:31,360
That should be assorted then for some goodie bags and goodie...

1335
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,960
We will get to the nearest goodie box then.

1336
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:34,680
Because right now we've only got 15,000.

1337
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:35,900
That's going to get us nothing.

1338
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:38,640
It's all about the goodies.

1339
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,700
It really has 55 left in the battle zone.

1340
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,420
If you can get yourself something nice inside this house.

1341
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,380
Look, you're getting fucking sniped at.

1342
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,160
Wesleyed.

1343
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:58,380
Just find ourselves a lovely chest inside here.

1344
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,600
But we have to be...

1345
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:05,140
Very careful.

1346
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,520
We don't want to get fucking Wesleyed.

1347
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,440
As we just said there.

1348
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,580
Where is this fucking thing?

1349
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:15,100
There we go.

1350
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,740
Nice.

1351
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:19,320
And that'll do as well.

1352
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:20,700
It's a durable, Tom.

1353
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,580
I think you've got yourself a durable end.

1354
01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,580
You have a bloody revive as well.

1355
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:31,700
Which...

1356
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,000
Somebody's looking at you.

1357
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:33,600
Watch out.

1358
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,960
I can see a fucking launcher back around here.

1359
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,560
So we won't bother going for the car there.

1360
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,060
Because there was a Wesley waiting for us.

1361
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,660
Waiting to smack our melon into a thousand pieces.

1362
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,980
We need to be cute here as well.

1363
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,700
There could be lads right around the corner here.

1364
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:01,760
I mean, it's usually fucking high.

1365
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:02,480
There we go.

1366
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:02,960
Look at that.

1367
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,080
Oh!

1368
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,180
It's packed up!

1369
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:08,920
I killed it!

1370
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,540
Not what I wanted, but it's okay.

1371
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,320
We're still inside the circle of death.

1372
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,680
You're on my line now.

1373
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,640
We're still inside the...

1374
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,480
We're still inside the circle.

1375
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:21,900
We've got a few nice things.

1376
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,760
Just a bit tight.

1377
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,220
A bit too close for comfort there.

1378
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,440
Gap is closing in.

1379
01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:31,880
Relocating the safe zone.

1380
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,500
And that's the UAV we wanted.

1381
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,680
Requesting recon flyover.

1382
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,440
Fucking hell.

1383
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,460
That's coming from all angles.

1384
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,580
That's coming from all angles.

1385
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,620
I have no plates.

1386
01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:55,300
Oh!

1387
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,880
I didn't look at the radar, Tom.

1388
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,040
Didn't look at the fucking radar.

1389
01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:00,300
Again.

1390
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:01,680
Unbelievable.

1391
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,020
So, who do these people think they are?

1392
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,780
You didn't look at the radar.

1393
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,800
You could have seen them coming in.

1394
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:09,580
But look, even if you hadn't seen them,

1395
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,480
you had no plates.

1396
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,420
You were up against it.

1397
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,980
And that's the nature of solos.

1398
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:21,160
Just feel as though your best is ahead of you.

1399
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:22,820
Thanks, Tom.

1400
01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,600
It's great to have that little bit of fucking support.

1401
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,440
Just that little bit of...

1402
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,820
A few grains of salt

1403
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:29,240
on the chip of life

1404
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,100
to really go somewhere.

1405
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,500
to making it a nicer meal.

1406
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,480
And that's a waste of a fucking petrol bomb.

1407
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,500
Oh, where I'm going here?

1408
01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:42,440
That's lovely.

1409
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,060
That's lovely.

1410
01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:44,400
You're going to like that, Tom, do you?

1411
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,160
I'm loving it.

1412
01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:48,400
Very, very nice stuff.

1413
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,780
Very nice stuff.

1414
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,040
Now,

1415
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,500
Not a bad situation to be in.

1416
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,760
You're liking the swimming pool area,

1417
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,380
the baths, the bath holes.

1418
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:06,620
I'm thinking that might be where we've had some luck in the past.

1419
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,940
It might be where we have some luck in the not too distant future,

1420
01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:10,840
as in right now.

1421
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,560
But there's also a bounty and a redeploy there.

1422
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,440
Is it worth the hassle?

1423
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:17,020
Can we...

1424
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:17,760
Can we do it?

1425
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,840
Check yourself before you wreck yourself,

1426
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,020
because there's a guy down there in a car, look.

1427
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,740
Nah, fuck it.

1428
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:29,820
It's too dodgy.

1429
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,620
And there's a guy there in his parachute, look.

1430
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,700
He's waiting for you.

1431
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,140
So we've got a guy waiting for us.

1432
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:37,920
Hello.

1433
01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:39,700
Hello.

1434
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,460
You want to go fighting down here, man?

1435
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,840
Enemies are dropping into the area.

1436
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:49,740
Watch the skies.

1437
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,620
He's not answering.

1438
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,280
I was asking him for a fight there.

1439
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,280
He turned off his mic and flew away.

1440
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:28,260
He turned off his mic and flew away.

1441
01:09:28,260 --> 01:09:31,720
But we're back on now, I believe.

1442
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:34,080
And thank you very much there, Krusty Whore,

1443
01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:34,980
for the tip there.

1444
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:35,980
I hope you're getting on well.

1445
01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:37,540
Let's see what we can do here,

1446
01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:40,840
as we level accusations of survival at ourselves.

1447
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:44,280
Not great.

1448
01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:44,720
Not great.

1449
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:45,160
Not great.

1450
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:46,260
Somebody waiting for us.

1451
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:47,300
Doing our fucking trick.

1452
01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:50,340
Oh, that hurts.

1453
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:50,900
That hurts.

1454
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,160
Does that...

1455
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,400
That hurts.

1456
01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:54,440
That hurts.

1457
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,760
That must hurt.

1458
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:57,440
That...

1459
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,800
That really must have hurt him.

1460
01:09:58,920 --> 01:09:59,980
And he caught you on the hop.

1461
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,520
Closing in.

1462
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,720
Get to the new safe zone.

1463
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:02,660
Caught you on the hop,

1464
01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:03,900
but you had...

1465
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,760
You had a bit of hop inside you.

1466
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,120
That's...

1467
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:06,740
That's nice.

1468
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:08,460
You were hopped up yourself, were you?

1469
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:12,520
Hopped up on fucking monster energy, Tom.

1470
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:14,180
Other...

1471
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,440
Ridiculously high...

1472
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:19,160
Sugar and caffeinated beverages are available,

1473
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,500
but that's the one that we've got

1474
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,440
as part of a multi-pack we bought...

1475
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,480
Months ago.

1476
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,440
Just been sitting in the back arse of the fridge...

1477
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,180
Waiting for the right time to bust it out.

1478
01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,740
And it seems to be having a nice effect right at the moment.

1479
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:33,700
I was really ready for that guy.

1480
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,620
I've also got a...

1481
01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,000
A mortar strike,

1482
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,960
which could really come in handy.

1483
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,760
We've got two MP5s.

1484
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,980
That's just how I do business.

1485
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,660
One isn't enough for me.

1486
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,120
I need to go and find a bigger calibre weapon.

1487
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:47,680
That's nice.

1488
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,100
The Geist.

1489
01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:50,600
TR-76 Geist.

1490
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:53,040
Okay.

1491
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,560
We've got a lot...

1492
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,340
We can hear footsteps.

1493
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,920
We're requesting ordnance.

1494
01:10:58,260 --> 01:10:59,060
Position marked.

1495
01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,360
Gas is moving.

1496
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,020
Heads up!

1497
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,360
Jailbreak is active.

1498
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,840
Enemies dropping into the AO.

1499
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,660
What the fuck?

1500
01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:24,020
I wonder why my...

1501
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:26,020
My...

1502
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:29,560
Marsha strike didn't take out that drone in the sky there.

1503
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:45,640
Be nice to come away at the end of today's session with at least one win.

1504
01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:47,220
So we can get our...

1505
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,340
Champions contract underway with something to sing about.

1506
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,540
The campaign starts today.

1507
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,840
It's like the Champions League.

1508
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,420
But in Warzone format.

1509
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,260
Enemy UAV overhead.

1510
01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:05,980
That's...

1511
01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:06,420
We've got...

1512
01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:07,860
We've got some nice stuff now.

1513
01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,480
Enemy UAV overhead though.

1514
01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:10,100
We need to...

1515
01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:13,560
Not get too complacent.

1516
01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:18,340
Can hear a guy coming on inside a car there.

1517
01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:19,700
Look at this.

1518
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,420
Wow.

1519
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,240
He's coming towards us.

1520
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:26,400
Look.

1521
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,760
He's taking those bullets all day long.

1522
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:33,920
They're not a problem to him.

1523
01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:34,220
He's...

1524
01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:36,680
He's in a souped up tanker machine of a car.

1525
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:40,980
Johnny Taco.

1526
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,360
Thank you very much for the tip.

1527
01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:44,540
We're getting on well.

1528
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,160
And look.

1529
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,700
Might look like we're just hiding at the moment.

1530
01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:49,680
Like a scared, scared...

1531
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:51,760
Man.

1532
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,260
But I...

1533
01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,420
That isn't the way...

1534
01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:54,680
That I play games.

1535
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:57,880
So we're going to the top.

1536
01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,060
Let it be known.

1537
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,780
Let everyone know where we are, yeah?

1538
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:02,040
Let them come to us.

1539
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:02,960
We're not scared.

1540
01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:04,160
And we're ready for action.

1541
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,440
What about this down here?

1542
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,020
We saw some action over here.

1543
01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:09,020
Not too long ago.

1544
01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:09,420
Is it...

1545
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:11,060
Is it somebody on foot?

1546
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:11,840
They've gone relocated.

1547
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,880
If there's someone on foot in that building,

1548
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,100
they have to come across here.

1549
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:16,800
But at the same time,

1550
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,180
gas coming in, Tom.

1551
01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,180
Just as you say,

1552
01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:22,960
that shot's not too far away

1553
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,140
from the other side of the building.

1554
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,100
Maybe worth a look.

1555
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:27,740
Friendly loadout drops on the way.

1556
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:41,540
Just trying to think about this one.

1557
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,060
What's the best play of action?

1558
01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:44,020
Is it to go over there,

1559
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,460
face facts with those guys?

1560
01:13:45,540 --> 01:13:47,080
Or is it to try and get across to there?

1561
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,020
At the same time,

1562
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,780
we land over there,

1563
01:13:50,340 --> 01:13:51,140
it's not great.

1564
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,600
We want to be right there.

1565
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:55,700
We got gas moving in.

1566
01:13:56,060 --> 01:13:57,880
We haven't got time to quibble.

1567
01:13:58,540 --> 01:13:59,960
We're just going to take the parachute

1568
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:00,720
and go for it.

1569
01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:03,020
And hopefully we can land on the quad bike over here

1570
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,560
and get moving fast.

1571
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,700
And there's a fucking car coming towards us now.

1572
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,140
We need to get out of this car's way.

1573
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:12,640
Don't worry.

1574
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:13,320
Don't worry.

1575
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:13,880
Don't worry.

1576
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:14,420
Don't worry.

1577
01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:14,920
Don't worry.

1578
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,520
This isn't great.

1579
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:18,900
This is not great now.

1580
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,540
This is the worst situation we've been in in a while.

1581
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,680
Fucking hell.

1582
01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:23,640
That is very...

1583
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:24,300
That's thick.

1584
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,180
That's some sick stuff right there.

1585
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,140
We need to find a place to feel safe.

1586
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,140
We need to find a place to feel safe.

1587
01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:32,520
Put some plates on our back.

1588
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,040
Yep.

1589
01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,460
You've got no plates at the moment.

1590
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:38,580
One shot and it's all over for Francis right here.

1591
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,840
Right now.

1592
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:40,920
Fat boy slim.

1593
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,120
You need to get off the main drag.

1594
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:53,860
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1595
01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:54,780
That was hard.

1596
01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:56,500
That was a hard one to say.

1597
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:57,860
A bitter pill to swallow.

1598
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:58,360
Tom.

1599
01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:04,200
You drove into a snake trap.

1600
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,700
And that was a well-laid trap.

1601
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,280
Because they had C4.

1602
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:09,540
They had mines down.

1603
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,980
And at the same time, they'd left the contract there.

1604
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,460
So, it was a very smart move.

1605
01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:17,800
I mean, a very smart move.

1606
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:21,360
You wouldn't think that there was somebody there.

1607
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:24,640
That's the genius behind that move there.

1608
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:27,840
You wouldn't think there was someone there.

1609
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,380
And look at this.

1610
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,440
I wouldn't be surprised if this cat gets another...

1611
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,900
...sweet, sweet piece of beef...

1612
01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:36,140
...before he leaves this area here.

1613
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,220
Because that contract looks very succulent...

1614
01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:42,140
...to anybody who is driving around in the area.

1615
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:42,840
Look, he had a...

1616
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,180
He had a double mind.

1617
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,020
He had a double mind.

1618
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,660
And, uh...

1619
01:15:47,660 --> 01:15:49,620
...it's just not much you can really do about that.

1620
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,320
He can't legislate for that.

1621
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,420
At all.

1622
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,800
And he's left his Emporium.

1623
01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:56,120
Oh!

1624
01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:57,600
He's got another one.

1625
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,320
But he's got accusations of laser beam...

1626
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,060
...coming at him.

1627
01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:03,660
Oh, God.

1628
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,140
That was...

1629
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:04,720
That was tight.

1630
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:05,580
Wow.

1631
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,120
Nice.

1632
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:07,840
Yeah.

1633
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,160
Maybe.

1634
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:11,260
Maybe.

1635
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:13,600
Maybe.

1636
01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:16,300
And Anaconda G...

1637
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:21,200
Anaconda G's Irish Castle Mysteries by Konami.

1638
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,360
The original working title of the game.

1639
01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:25,380
But...

1640
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,220
...turned out they got Pat Kenny...

1641
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,940
And Anaconda G was...

1642
01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:30,600
Moondust...

1643
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,600
...canned from the project.

1644
01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:33,980
Moondust is still a problem.

1645
01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:35,740
A lot of consternation about that one, Tom.

1646
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,240
Moondust...

1647
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,880
A lot of consternation.

1648
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:39,300
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1649
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:40,460
Anaconda G.

1650
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:41,220
And, uh...

1651
01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:42,180
As mentioned before there...

1652
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,880
Johnny Taco and Krusty Hoare.

1653
01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:44,660
Moondust...

1654
01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,220
And...

1655
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:46,580
Nobby Gobblersome.

1656
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:47,940
And Robbie as well.

1657
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,740
Thank you very much, Robbie.

1658
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:52,800
A marvellous array of different names there.

1659
01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:53,620
But...

1660
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:56,620
It seems as though this book seems to be doing the business at the moment.

1661
01:16:56,740 --> 01:16:58,520
I just want to see whether or not he wins it.

1662
01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,740
And it gives us a little bit of a boost.

1663
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,080
Knowing that if this...

1664
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,860
If this is the guy that took us out...

1665
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:06,520
Then it's great to see them go on and win the fucking thing as well.

1666
01:17:07,340 --> 01:17:08,740
What's he rocking there, Francis?

1667
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,920
I think it's a Ram 7.

1668
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:14,200
Iron Sights.

1669
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,820
Extended mag.

1670
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:19,580
Heavy Brewing Support Grip.

1671
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,020
A Tempest Barrel.

1672
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,600
And a fucking Sonic Suppressor.

1673
01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:23,580
Or maybe a Monolithic.

1674
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,360
I'm not sure.

1675
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:25,420
Further.

1676
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,260
Thank you very much.

1677
01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:27,060
Farfurda.

1678
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,400
Very, very kind of you.

1679
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,940
And we are actually honoured, Tom.

1680
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:31,180
Are we?

1681
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,220
We are honoured to have Farfurda.

1682
01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:36,460
Supporting us.

1683
01:17:37,540 --> 01:17:38,520
In the game.

1684
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:39,900
Of life.

1685
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,200
Thank you very much there.

1686
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,820
And a lovely message attached there as well.

1687
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,640
Boardwalk seagulls.

1688
01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:50,320
Never stop until they steal your french fries.

1689
01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:51,900
You are the seagull.

1690
01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:55,960
And the creeps in the lobby are the french fries.

1691
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,820
It's a marvellous bit of imagery there.

1692
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:04,380
kind of a Cantona-esque sort of thing.

1693
01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:12,060
but then it's mixed up with a fast food situation as well.

1694
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:13,380
I wasn't expecting it.

1695
01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:13,660
Tom?

1696
01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:15,940
We weren't expecting it at all.

1697
01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:16,900
Thank you very much there.

1698
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:17,860
Farfurda for the tip.

1699
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,020
And that guy got iced.

1700
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,120
I'd say play again.

1701
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,740
We don't want to be sticking around all day here.

1702
01:18:22,820 --> 01:18:24,120
Your man got iced.

1703
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,960
So that's him done for that.

1704
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,420
Any jibby jab going there?

1705
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,080
At all?

1706
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:30,620
At all?

1707
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:31,200
At all?

1708
01:18:31,860 --> 01:18:33,000
Moon dust is still a problem.

1709
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,180
I think we might have something.

1710
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,520
The jibby jab.

1711
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,820
Wastes of skin.

1712
01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:40,060
The jibby jab.

1713
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:41,280
Ted Stickles.

1714
01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:43,820
Thank you very much there for the tip, Ted.

1715
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:44,040
The jibby jab.

1716
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,020
Xanadu 2.0.

1717
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:48,140
The jibby jab.

1718
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,040
That succession of pricks.

1719
01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:54,560
Evidence of their curiosity.

1720
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,440
And I'll keep on banging on.

1721
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,300
And thank you very much Ted Stickles.

1722
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,200
Mr. Huxtable.

1723
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:02,000
And none other than Shitpants McGee.

1724
01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:03,960
Some beautiful names here.

1725
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:04,760
And some lovely tips.

1726
01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:05,900
Thank you very much for that.

1727
01:19:06,220 --> 01:19:09,560
Let's try and really bring it home on this next one.

1728
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:13,220
Now I'm beginning to feel a little bit warmed up after an hour and 19 minutes.

1729
01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,000
How about you, Ted?

1730
01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:16,080
The jibby jab.

1731
01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,740
I'm always warm.

1732
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:19,780
That's one thing you can say about me.

1733
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:22,200
I always make sure to keep the heating out of the house.

1734
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,420
And not to go too extravagant.

1735
01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,240
Covid-19.

1736
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,020
Covid denier.

1737
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:27,960
Election denier.

1738
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:28,900
Dometic terrorists.

1739
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,220
Appeating apologists.

1740
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,220
All four caution of the apocalypse.

1741
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:33,420
Cyber attack.

1742
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:34,580
War against Iran.

1743
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,680
John S. Kennedy.

1744
01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:36,560
Lone shooter.

1745
01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:37,520
A magic bullet.

1746
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,020
It was definitely necessary, wasn't it?

1747
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:47,200
Definitely necessary in a big way because a lot of heat needs to be fucking utilised in

1748
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,200
the last couple of weeks.

1749
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,920
And the cold snap that we've just seen go by.

1750
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:52,420
That's nice.

1751
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:52,900
That's gone.

1752
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:53,900
But you know well.

1753
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:54,720
February.

1754
01:19:55,020 --> 01:19:55,340
Curiosity.

1755
01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:56,280
And March.

1756
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,080
They can be a nasty couple of months.

1757
01:19:59,280 --> 01:19:59,720
Can they?

1758
01:20:00,980 --> 01:20:02,140
They can indeed.

1759
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:04,840
You think you're just out of the eye of the storm.

1760
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,000
Out of deep winter.

1761
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,640
And you're looking down the barrel at spring.

1762
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:10,360
You can see the arse of spring.

1763
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:11,880
Just at the end of the tunnel.

1764
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:13,180
We can enjoy it.

1765
01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:17,060
And you know that it's there.

1766
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:17,660
But still.

1767
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:18,480
February.

1768
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:19,680
And March.

1769
01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:20,920
Can turn around.

1770
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,620
And really spit on your eye sometimes.

1771
01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,220
The shite they have to throw at you.

1772
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,200
And I mean it.

1773
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,460
The jibby jab.

1774
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,320
The can indeed stateside.

1775
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,260
Good brain.

1776
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,540
Thank you very much there.

1777
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,100
Mr. Good brain.

1778
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:35,640
For that.

1779
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:36,720
Jan.

1780
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:37,260
Feb.

1781
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:37,780
March.

1782
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:38,900
Now winter.

1783
01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,080
Now winter says Tom Tom F tube.

1784
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,580
It is winter.

1785
01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:44,600
It is winter.

1786
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,440
But we can see we're staring down the barrel of the winter shaped gun.

1787
01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,220
And at the end of the barrel.

1788
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,940
I can see spring.

1789
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,800
And that's the wrong metaphor.

1790
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,540
Because I mean.

1791
01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:57,160
If you can see spring.

1792
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:59,180
Surely you'd be inside the gun.

1793
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,660
Looking out towards.

1794
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:01,620
You know.

1795
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,140
If we're looking.

1796
01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:04,040
But then when you say you're looking down the barrel of a gun.

1797
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:05,860
The gun is pointed at you.

1798
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,100
So.

1799
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:10,680
Doesn't really work that met for Tom.

1800
01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:13,020
Doesn't work at all.

1801
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:13,680
But look.

1802
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,640
Who cares.

1803
01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:16,240
I don't think anybody cares.

1804
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:20,820
Thanks very much for reassuring me about that Tom.

1805
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:21,560
As long as.

1806
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:23,360
As long as you say it.

1807
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:25,200
It's fine by me.

1808
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:25,780
Scumbelina.

1809
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,980
Thank you very much for your tip there.

1810
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,260
Turn that jibby jab off there.

1811
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,120
Thank you very much Scumbelina for your tip.

1812
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:33,520
You say.

1813
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:35,960
Could you give a shout out to my mammy.

1814
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:37,400
Francis.

1815
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,540
Who is enjoying all the war zone action.

1816
01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:42,060
That's great to hear Francis.

1817
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,160
That you're watching in.

1818
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:44,360
And it's a great.

1819
01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:46,660
Spin on my name.

1820
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,700
Which is exactly the same.

1821
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:49,400
Phonetically.

1822
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,180
But.

1823
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:51,540
When you break it down.

1824
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:54,480
And you look at the fucking nuts and bolts of the name.

1825
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,220
It's different because.

1826
01:21:56,540 --> 01:21:57,380
There is an I.

1827
01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:58,000
Instead.

1828
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,220
Of an E.

1829
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,080
And that denotes.

1830
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:03,560
The male version of the name as well.

1831
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,660
All the best to your friends.

1832
01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:05,760
I hope you're getting on well.

1833
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:06,640
And it's great to have.

1834
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,180
Somebody's mammy.

1835
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:08,980
Watching.

1836
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:09,780
This.

1837
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,380
Unbelievably dystopian glimpse.

1838
01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:16,360
At recreational pastimes.

1839
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:17,360
In 2024.

1840
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:17,480
In 2024.

1841
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:18,600
That is to say.

1842
01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:19,460
A never ending.

1843
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,280
Flew.

1844
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,300
Of death matches.

1845
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:23,580
The likes of which.

1846
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,720
Have never even been seen.

1847
01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:25,260
Or envisions.

1848
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:25,680
Even.

1849
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,000
Even in real war.

1850
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,060
I don't think.

1851
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,740
Gets this visceral at times.

1852
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,140
But look.

1853
01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:32,160
Let's not get too bogged down.

1854
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:34,120
In the fucking mire.

1855
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,820
That is.

1856
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:36,640
The dystopian hellscape.

1857
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,160
Of.

1858
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,320
Modernity.

1859
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,760
And really just embrace it.

1860
01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:41,520
And have a good fucking time.

1861
01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:41,800
Yeah.

1862
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,960
Couldn't have said it better myself.

1863
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,480
I mean.

1864
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:45,920
Moving in.

1865
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,040
It is hyper violent.

1866
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,120
It is actually sad.

1867
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:49,580
When you.

1868
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:50,700
When you think about it.

1869
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:51,500
But.

1870
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:53,780
It's great fucking crack as well.

1871
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:54,740
All the same.

1872
01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:55,880
And it passes the time.

1873
01:22:58,220 --> 01:22:59,220
Passes the time.

1874
01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:00,300
Which.

1875
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:02,200
Can be an absolute killer.

1876
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:02,660
As well.

1877
01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:02,920
If you.

1878
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:03,560
If you fucking.

1879
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,860
Aren't equipped for it.

1880
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,100
You know.

1881
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,060
The never ending.

1882
01:23:06,340 --> 01:23:06,820
Ceaseless.

1883
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,180
March of time.

1884
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,200
Onwards.

1885
01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:09,920
And onwards.

1886
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:10,820
Into infinity.

1887
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,180
What does it all mean?

1888
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,200
Where is it all going?

1889
01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,800
These are the questions.

1890
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:15,760
That might plague you.

1891
01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:16,460
What?

1892
01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:17,340
If you can.

1893
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,100
Block it all out.

1894
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:20,280
With some.

1895
01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:22,460
Stylized.

1896
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:23,620
Fucking renderings.

1897
01:23:23,780 --> 01:23:24,100
Of.

1898
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,660
Lads getting blown to bits.

1899
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:26,820
Smithereens.

1900
01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,080
Chucking a gas mask.

1901
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:28,880
And a ray dome.

1902
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:29,300
As well.

1903
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:29,820
And a fucking.

1904
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,640
How's your father.

1905
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:31,160
And a gun.

1906
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:31,840
Here and there.

1907
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,940
It really isn't that bad at all.

1908
01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:34,420
Look at that.

1909
01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:34,960
We've got a.

1910
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:35,920
Lackman shroud.

1911
01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:36,700
And.

1912
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:37,740
The past.

1913
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:38,760
AMR as well.

1914
01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:39,960
That's nice.

1915
01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:40,660
That's.

1916
01:23:40,660 --> 01:23:41,520
That's nice.

1917
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:43,740
That's nice Tom.

1918
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,440
That's very.

1919
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:46,360
Very nice indeed.

1920
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:46,820
Now.

1921
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,060
Find out that.

1922
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:49,160
Where the contract is.

1923
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:50,240
You've got somebody.

1924
01:23:51,060 --> 01:23:52,060
Gunning for you.

1925
01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:53,560
I get to the top here.

1926
01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:55,120
And whip out that.

1927
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:55,980
Schneiphauser.

1928
01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:58,220
And take someone's melon off.

1929
01:23:58,220 --> 01:24:00,420
Their shoulders.

1930
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:01,260
If you can.

1931
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:06,660
Yeah.

1932
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,280
That was me.

1933
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:08,340
I hit the door there.

1934
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:09,160
I thought it was.

1935
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:09,920
Somebody else.

1936
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:10,420
Look.

1937
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,640
Let's just get this contract.

1938
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,040
And see what we're dealing with.

1939
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,280
Wait for fucking.

1940
01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:16,700
This asshole.

1941
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,660
To come and find us.

1942
01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:18,680
If he can get to us.

1943
01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:18,960
That is.

1944
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,640
I doubt he'll even have the means.

1945
01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:23,000
Somebody's got to.

1946
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,980
And just as I say that.

1947
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,240
Somebody has taken him downtown.

1948
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:28,080
And I got.

1949
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,480
I got the points for it as well.

1950
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,320
Bell and Sperling.

1951
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,520
Thank you very much for your.

1952
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:33,800
One, two, three, four, five.

1953
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,020
Chinese 5G situation.

1954
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:36,920
You say.

1955
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:37,600
And look at this.

1956
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:38,560
We're going to land down.

1957
01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:39,960
On top of someone's head.

1958
01:24:40,580 --> 01:24:41,400
It's going to be interesting.

1959
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:42,240
Let's see how it goes.

1960
01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:48,800
We're on the lookout.

1961
01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:51,400
We're on the lookout for.

1962
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:53,560
We're on the lookout for.

1963
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,120
Someone.

1964
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:55,220
He's down there.

1965
01:24:55,820 --> 01:24:57,400
We're on the lookout for.

1966
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:57,980
Someone.

1967
01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:58,940
He's down there.

1968
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,080
We've got that sniper.

1969
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,060
He's got cracked.

1970
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:07,240
He's got cracked.

1971
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:07,960
Where's he going?

1972
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,200
Is he fucking plating up?

1973
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:09,880
Has he moved?

1974
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:10,780
Has he moved?

1975
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,000
Let's put a plate on our backs as well there.

1976
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:21,400
Where would he have gone to?

1977
01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:30,740
I'm going to fucking shroud him.

1978
01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:40,360
He wants to fucking play Bell and Sperling.

1979
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:42,200
We're going to play Bell and Sperling.

1980
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:44,080
He's down there.

1981
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:44,500
We can see.

1982
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:45,300
We know where you are.

1983
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:45,940
We know where you are.

1984
01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:47,200
We can see you.

1985
01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:48,220
I put the mic on.

1986
01:25:48,460 --> 01:25:48,900
Why don't we...

1987
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,920
Do you want to talk this out?

1988
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,720
Do you want to chat about this?

1989
01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,120
Loadout drop headed your way.

1990
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:02,040
Come on, man.

1991
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:02,820
Come outside.

1992
01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:04,960
We'll chat about this.

1993
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:44,100
Not great. Now he's hunting me. I tell you what I'm fucking... He's moved away.

1994
01:26:44,100 --> 01:27:04,080
I'll get out. You need to do better than that, man. Where are you? Where are you based this time of year? I see you.

1995
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:25,460
Kitty Boo, thank you very much for the tip. We lost track of the bounty target. Contract failed. He's doing well. He's done well, Tom.

1996
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:36,580
He definitely outfoxed you. Outsmarted, outwitted. Have you got what it takes to go and finish the job post-bounty, post-contract?

1997
01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:52,720
I have to see if he's still down there. I'm not sure, but... I thought this Lachman Shroud was good, but it's Burst Fire. So I need to remember that when we get into a close situation with him. So I need to keep tap, tap, tap, tap, tapping.

1998
01:28:02,100 --> 01:28:14,060
And as for the cat AMR, not great. I'm cat at that. The scope on it isn't great either. It's like an ACOG scope.

1999
01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:29,860
Tell you what, I'm going to get this car over here and we'll go drive and get the load out and hopefully see your man along the way. No, we're not going to get to this car on time. We might.

2000
01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:37,240
Just.

2001
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:49,820
Yep. Get on the road. Maybe your man's down there at the load out box as well. Watch out. Could be crawling with snakes.

2002
01:28:51,380 --> 01:28:54,280
Could be a few snakes down here at the load out box. All right.

2003
01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:58,780
Nothing we can't handle though. Look, we've done snake charming before.

2004
01:28:58,780 --> 01:29:10,560
That's it. Yeti 47 inside the purse.

2005
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,580
Just what we wanted.

2006
01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:17,920
Just what you wanted. It's just what you've got.

2007
01:29:18,340 --> 01:29:23,800
Right now, I'm beginning to feel very, very happy about this current situation.

2008
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,820
As Francis ranks out another contract.

2009
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:32,600
But this place is usually a hotbed of activity.

2010
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,980
Due to the fact that there's a redeploy unit not too far away.

2011
01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:41,260
Hopefully that nobody left a booby trap up here.

2012
01:29:42,180 --> 01:29:43,700
Because the place has been opened, look.

2013
01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:47,320
Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

2014
01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:51,040
Place has been opened, but nobody's taken the contract.

2015
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,840
It's always a fucking dodgy sign.

2016
01:29:53,140 --> 01:29:54,500
Where is it? That's the thing.

2017
01:29:54,580 --> 01:29:55,900
I'm fucking wondering right now.

2018
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:56,640
I can't find it.

2019
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,740
Down inside this house.

2020
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:00,200
Down inside this apartment here.

2021
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,360
On there.

2022
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,860
Anything else inside this room.

2023
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:03,900
Nothing for us.

2024
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,600
Okay, let's hit the redeploy and go smoke out this...

2025
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,080
Smokey Joe Lewis.

2026
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:14,620
Lovely.

2027
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,880
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2028
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:21,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2029
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2030
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2031
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2032
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2033
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:23,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2034
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2035
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:24,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2036
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,960
Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you.

2037
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:28,960
Here we go.

2038
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:29,960
Here we go.

2039
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:30,960
What was your inspiration for the oatmeal song?

2040
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:31,960
What was your inspiration for the oatmeal song?

2041
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,000
Oatmeal song?

2042
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:34,880
Francis asks Kitty Boo.

2043
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,380
A bowl of oatmeal I had the day I wrote the song.

2044
01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:41,920
There really isn't much more to it than that.

2045
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,520
Fuck.

2046
01:30:44,660 --> 01:30:45,700
Gas is inbound.

2047
01:30:46,980 --> 01:31:01,360
And I'm actually confused about the contents of the lyrics myself because I really don't see the oatmeal or porridge as you would call it here as anything devilish at all.

2048
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:08,080
If anything it's made by the angels and sent its manna from the heavens when it's done right on its day.

2049
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:10,120
Enemies are dropping into the area.

2050
01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:16,340
Porridge can be the best thing since sliced bread.

2051
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:17,160
I'm going to tell you.

2052
01:31:17,260 --> 01:31:22,660
Got a lot to live up to because you know that I love the wide sliced pan O'Hara's.

2053
01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:26,260
That iconic red and yellow wrapper.

2054
01:31:27,180 --> 01:31:30,780
I was doing my best to get off the bread for a while but I'm back on it now.

2055
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:32,520
Fucking mainlining the stuff.

2056
01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:34,660
Day after day.

2057
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:35,680
Rasher sandwiches.

2058
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:37,080
The whole shebang.

2059
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:38,380
Health plan?

2060
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:39,600
Right out the window.

2061
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:40,560
Tits up.

2062
01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:42,160
Fuck.

2063
01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:50,860
Why?

2064
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:56,060
And it's just another situation that we found ourselves in, Tam.

2065
01:31:56,860 --> 01:31:59,560
It's just another situation you found yourself in.

2066
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:06,360
You were talking too much about fucking bread and having bacon and rasher sandwiches.

2067
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,260
And you're not focused.

2068
01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:11,920
You're in on what needs to be done.

2069
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:15,140
You're not honing in on what needs to be done.

2070
01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:17,560
And you're an hour and a half into the stream.

2071
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:27,900
You haven't anything to show to the world other than a string of unfortunate situations.

2072
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:38,720
But on the good news side of things, Roy Hodgson has just taped in a lovely beautiful five euro and says, can you wish my sister...

2073
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,920
Absolute jokes!

2074
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,180
Well, well, well, jokes, is it?

2075
01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:48,020
The Frosty game, Welsh bastard!

2076
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:54,180
How you doing there, Frosties? Are you ready to go back to fucking singing songs on your own?

2077
01:32:54,180 --> 01:32:57,180
Yeah, I think so, mate. Yeah?

2078
01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:01,180
Okay, those games, please. You know, for kids.

2079
01:33:07,180 --> 01:33:08,180
Fuck.

2080
01:33:08,180 --> 01:33:16,180
*Gas is inbound*

2081
01:33:16,180 --> 01:33:21,180
Absolute joke. A real-time joke, Tom. It's not great for today.

2082
01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:27,180
Yep, you got iced. He called you Welsh as well. He said you're a Welsh bastard or something.

2083
01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:31,180
Thank you very much there. Anyway, Sharon...

2084
01:33:31,180 --> 01:33:37,180
Oh, sorry, Roy Hodgson, I want to say happy birthday to Sharon there.

2085
01:33:37,180 --> 01:33:43,180
A Clare Morris... A Clare Morris local who loves a Club Orange.

2086
01:33:43,180 --> 01:33:45,180
*BOOM*

2087
01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:50,180
And we've, uh, we're watching the guy who killed us now. He's still got his mic open.

2088
01:33:50,180 --> 01:33:56,180
I didn't realise you can hear them talk if you're spectating on them in solos, but I mean...

2089
01:33:56,180 --> 01:34:06,180
I wonder if he's got anti-Welsh sentiment. I think he's just an... he's racist against Welsh people and he's bringing that to the table with every battle he has.

2090
01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:16,180
Um, because I didn't... there was no indication of any Welsh-ness going on with what we were talking about, Tom, no?

2091
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:22,180
Zero... zero... zero Welsh stuff at all, you know? Um, the Year of the Dragon.

2092
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2093
01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2094
01:34:25,180 --> 01:34:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2095
01:34:26,180 --> 01:34:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2096
01:34:27,180 --> 01:34:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2097
01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:36,180
Yeah, we didn't mention any of the key Welsh signifiers. We weren't talking about the fucking Manic Street Preachers. We weren't talking about fucking...

2098
01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2099
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2100
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2101
01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2102
01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2103
01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2104
01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2105
01:34:43,180 --> 01:34:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2106
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2107
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2108
01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2109
01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2110
01:34:48,180 --> 01:34:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2111
01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2112
01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2113
01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2114
01:34:52,180 --> 01:34:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2115
01:34:53,180 --> 01:34:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2116
01:34:54,180 --> 01:34:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2117
01:34:56,180 --> 01:34:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2118
01:34:57,180 --> 01:34:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2119
01:34:58,180 --> 01:34:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2120
01:34:59,180 --> 01:35:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2121
01:35:00,180 --> 01:35:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2122
01:35:01,180 --> 01:35:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2123
01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2124
01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2125
01:35:04,180 --> 01:35:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2126
01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2127
01:35:06,180 --> 01:35:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2128
01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2129
01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2130
01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2131
01:35:10,180 --> 01:35:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2132
01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2133
01:35:12,180 --> 01:35:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2134
01:35:13,180 --> 01:35:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2135
01:35:14,180 --> 01:35:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2136
01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2137
01:35:16,180 --> 01:35:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2138
01:35:17,180 --> 01:35:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2139
01:35:18,180 --> 01:35:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2140
01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2141
01:35:20,180 --> 01:35:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2142
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2143
01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2144
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2145
01:35:24,180 --> 01:35:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2146
01:35:25,180 --> 01:35:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2147
01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2148
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2149
01:35:28,180 --> 01:35:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2150
01:35:29,180 --> 01:35:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2151
01:35:30,180 --> 01:35:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2152
01:35:31,180 --> 01:35:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2153
01:35:32,180 --> 01:35:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2154
01:35:33,180 --> 01:35:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2155
01:35:34,180 --> 01:35:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2156
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2157
01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2158
01:35:37,180 --> 01:35:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2159
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2160
01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2161
01:35:40,180 --> 01:35:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2162
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2163
01:35:42,180 --> 01:35:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2164
01:35:43,180 --> 01:35:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2165
01:35:44,180 --> 01:35:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2166
01:35:45,180 --> 01:35:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2167
01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2168
01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2169
01:35:48,180 --> 01:35:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2170
01:35:49,180 --> 01:35:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2171
01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2172
01:35:51,180 --> 01:35:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2173
01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2174
01:35:53,180 --> 01:35:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2175
01:35:54,180 --> 01:35:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2176
01:35:55,180 --> 01:35:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2177
01:35:56,180 --> 01:35:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2178
01:35:57,180 --> 01:35:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2179
01:35:58,180 --> 01:35:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2180
01:35:59,180 --> 01:36:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2181
01:36:00,180 --> 01:36:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2182
01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2183
01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2184
01:36:03,180 --> 01:36:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2185
01:36:04,180 --> 01:36:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2186
01:36:05,180 --> 01:36:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2187
01:36:06,180 --> 01:36:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2188
01:36:07,180 --> 01:36:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2189
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2190
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2191
01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2192
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2193
01:36:12,180 --> 01:36:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2194
01:36:13,180 --> 01:36:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2195
01:36:14,180 --> 01:36:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2196
01:36:15,180 --> 01:36:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2197
01:36:16,180 --> 01:36:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2198
01:36:17,180 --> 01:36:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2199
01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2200
01:36:19,180 --> 01:36:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2201
01:36:20,180 --> 01:36:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2202
01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2203
01:36:22,180 --> 01:36:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2204
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2205
01:36:24,180 --> 01:36:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2206
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2207
01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2208
01:36:27,180 --> 01:36:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2209
01:36:28,180 --> 01:36:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2210
01:36:29,180 --> 01:36:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2211
01:36:30,180 --> 01:36:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2212
01:36:31,180 --> 01:36:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2213
01:36:32,180 --> 01:36:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2214
01:36:33,180 --> 01:36:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2215
01:36:34,180 --> 01:36:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2216
01:36:35,180 --> 01:36:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2217
01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2218
01:36:37,180 --> 01:36:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2219
01:36:38,180 --> 01:36:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2220
01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2221
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2222
01:36:41,180 --> 01:36:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2223
01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2224
01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2225
01:36:44,180 --> 01:36:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2226
01:36:45,180 --> 01:36:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2227
01:36:46,180 --> 01:36:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2228
01:36:47,180 --> 01:36:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2229
01:36:48,180 --> 01:36:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2230
01:36:49,180 --> 01:36:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2231
01:36:50,180 --> 01:36:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2232
01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2233
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2234
01:36:53,180 --> 01:36:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2235
01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2236
01:36:55,180 --> 01:36:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2237
01:36:56,180 --> 01:36:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2238
01:36:57,180 --> 01:36:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2239
01:36:58,180 --> 01:36:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2240
01:36:59,180 --> 01:37:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2241
01:37:00,180 --> 01:37:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2242
01:37:01,180 --> 01:37:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2243
01:37:02,180 --> 01:37:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2244
01:37:03,180 --> 01:37:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2245
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2246
01:37:05,180 --> 01:37:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2247
01:37:06,180 --> 01:37:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2248
01:37:07,180 --> 01:37:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2249
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2250
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2251
01:37:10,180 --> 01:37:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2252
01:37:11,180 --> 01:37:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2253
01:37:12,180 --> 01:37:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2254
01:37:13,180 --> 01:37:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2255
01:37:14,180 --> 01:37:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2256
01:37:15,180 --> 01:37:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2257
01:37:16,180 --> 01:37:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2258
01:37:17,180 --> 01:37:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2259
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2260
01:37:19,180 --> 01:37:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2261
01:37:20,180 --> 01:37:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2262
01:37:21,180 --> 01:37:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2263
01:37:22,180 --> 01:37:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2264
01:37:23,180 --> 01:37:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2265
01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2266
01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2267
01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2268
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2269
01:37:28,180 --> 01:37:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2270
01:37:29,180 --> 01:37:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2271
01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2272
01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2273
01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2274
01:37:31,180 --> 01:37:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2275
01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2276
01:37:33,180 --> 01:37:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2277
01:37:34,180 --> 01:37:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2278
01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2279
01:37:36,180 --> 01:37:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2280
01:37:37,180 --> 01:37:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2281
01:37:38,180 --> 01:37:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2282
01:37:38,180 --> 01:37:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2283
01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2284
01:37:40,180 --> 01:37:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2285
01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2286
01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2287
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2288
01:37:44,180 --> 01:37:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2289
01:37:45,180 --> 01:37:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2290
01:37:46,180 --> 01:37:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2291
01:37:47,180 --> 01:37:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2292
01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2293
01:37:49,180 --> 01:37:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2294
01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2295
01:37:51,180 --> 01:37:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2296
01:37:52,180 --> 01:37:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2297
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2298
01:37:54,180 --> 01:37:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2299
01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2300
01:37:56,180 --> 01:37:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2301
01:37:57,180 --> 01:37:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2302
01:37:58,180 --> 01:37:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2303
01:37:59,180 --> 01:38:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2304
01:38:00,180 --> 01:38:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2305
01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2306
01:38:02,180 --> 01:38:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2307
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2308
01:38:04,180 --> 01:38:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2309
01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2310
01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2311
01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2312
01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2313
01:38:09,180 --> 01:38:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2314
01:38:10,180 --> 01:38:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2315
01:38:11,180 --> 01:38:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2316
01:38:12,180 --> 01:38:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2317
01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2318
01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2319
01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2320
01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2321
01:38:17,180 --> 01:38:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2322
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2323
01:38:19,180 --> 01:38:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2324
01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2325
01:38:21,180 --> 01:38:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2326
01:38:22,180 --> 01:38:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2327
01:38:23,180 --> 01:38:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2328
01:38:24,180 --> 01:38:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2329
01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2330
01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2331
01:38:26,180 --> 01:38:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2332
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2333
01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2334
01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2335
01:38:30,180 --> 01:38:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2336
01:38:31,180 --> 01:38:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2337
01:38:32,180 --> 01:38:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2338
01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2339
01:38:34,180 --> 01:38:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2340
01:38:35,180 --> 01:38:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2341
01:38:36,180 --> 01:38:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2342
01:38:37,180 --> 01:38:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2343
01:38:38,180 --> 01:38:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2344
01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2345
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2346
01:38:41,180 --> 01:38:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2347
01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2348
01:38:43,180 --> 01:38:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2349
01:38:44,180 --> 01:38:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2350
01:38:45,180 --> 01:38:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2351
01:38:46,180 --> 01:38:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2352
01:38:47,180 --> 01:38:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2353
01:38:48,180 --> 01:38:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2354
01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2355
01:38:50,180 --> 01:38:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2356
01:38:51,180 --> 01:38:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2357
01:38:52,180 --> 01:38:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2358
01:38:53,180 --> 01:38:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2359
01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2360
01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2361
01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2362
01:38:57,180 --> 01:38:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2363
01:38:58,180 --> 01:38:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2364
01:38:59,180 --> 01:39:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2365
01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2366
01:39:01,180 --> 01:39:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2367
01:39:02,180 --> 01:39:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2368
01:39:03,180 --> 01:39:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2369
01:39:04,180 --> 01:39:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2370
01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2371
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2372
01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2373
01:39:08,180 --> 01:39:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2374
01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2375
01:39:10,180 --> 01:39:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2376
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2377
01:39:12,180 --> 01:39:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2378
01:39:13,180 --> 01:39:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2379
01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2380
01:39:15,180 --> 01:39:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2381
01:39:16,180 --> 01:39:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2382
01:39:17,180 --> 01:39:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2383
01:39:18,180 --> 01:39:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2384
01:39:19,180 --> 01:39:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2385
01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2386
01:39:21,180 --> 01:39:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2387
01:39:22,180 --> 01:39:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2388
01:39:23,180 --> 01:39:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2389
01:39:24,180 --> 01:39:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2390
01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2391
01:39:26,180 --> 01:39:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2392
01:39:27,180 --> 01:39:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2393
01:39:28,180 --> 01:39:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2394
01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2395
01:39:30,180 --> 01:39:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2396
01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2397
01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2398
01:39:33,180 --> 01:39:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2399
01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2400
01:39:35,180 --> 01:39:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2401
01:39:36,180 --> 01:39:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2402
01:39:37,180 --> 01:39:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2403
01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2404
01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2405
01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2406
01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2407
01:39:42,180 --> 01:39:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2408
01:39:43,180 --> 01:39:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2409
01:39:44,180 --> 01:39:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2410
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2411
01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2412
01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2413
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2414
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2415
01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2416
01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2417
01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2418
01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2419
01:39:53,180 --> 01:39:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2420
01:39:54,180 --> 01:39:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2421
01:39:55,180 --> 01:39:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2422
01:39:56,180 --> 01:39:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2423
01:39:57,180 --> 01:39:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2424
01:39:58,180 --> 01:39:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2425
01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2426
01:40:00,180 --> 01:40:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2427
01:40:01,180 --> 01:40:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2428
01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2429
01:40:03,180 --> 01:40:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2430
01:40:04,180 --> 01:40:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2431
01:40:05,180 --> 01:40:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2432
01:40:06,180 --> 01:40:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2433
01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2434
01:40:08,180 --> 01:40:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2435
01:40:09,180 --> 01:40:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2436
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2437
01:40:11,180 --> 01:40:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2438
01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2439
01:40:13,180 --> 01:40:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2440
01:40:14,180 --> 01:40:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2441
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2442
01:40:16,180 --> 01:40:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2443
01:40:17,180 --> 01:40:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2444
01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2445
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2446
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2447
01:40:21,180 --> 01:40:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2448
01:40:22,180 --> 01:40:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2449
01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2450
01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2451
01:40:25,180 --> 01:40:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2452
01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2453
01:40:27,180 --> 01:40:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2454
01:40:28,180 --> 01:40:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2455
01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2456
01:40:30,180 --> 01:40:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2457
01:40:31,180 --> 01:40:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2458
01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2459
01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2460
01:40:34,180 --> 01:40:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2461
01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2462
01:40:36,180 --> 01:40:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2463
01:40:37,180 --> 01:40:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2464
01:40:38,180 --> 01:40:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2465
01:40:39,180 --> 01:40:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2466
01:40:40,180 --> 01:40:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2467
01:40:41,180 --> 01:40:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2468
01:40:42,180 --> 01:40:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2469
01:40:43,180 --> 01:40:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2470
01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2471
01:40:45,180 --> 01:40:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2472
01:40:46,180 --> 01:40:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2473
01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2474
01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2475
01:40:49,180 --> 01:40:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2476
01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2477
01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2478
01:40:52,180 --> 01:40:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2479
01:40:53,180 --> 01:40:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2480
01:40:54,180 --> 01:40:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2481
01:40:55,180 --> 01:40:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2482
01:40:56,180 --> 01:40:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2483
01:40:57,180 --> 01:40:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2484
01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2485
01:40:59,180 --> 01:41:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2486
01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2487
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2488
01:41:02,180 --> 01:41:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2489
01:41:03,180 --> 01:41:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2490
01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2491
01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2492
01:41:07,180 --> 01:41:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2493
01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2494
01:41:09,180 --> 01:41:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2495
01:41:10,180 --> 01:41:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2496
01:41:11,180 --> 01:41:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2497
01:41:12,180 --> 01:41:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2498
01:41:13,180 --> 01:41:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2499
01:41:14,180 --> 01:41:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2500
01:41:15,180 --> 01:41:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2501
01:41:16,180 --> 01:41:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2502
01:41:17,180 --> 01:41:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2503
01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2504
01:41:19,180 --> 01:41:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2505
01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2506
01:41:21,180 --> 01:41:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2507
01:41:22,180 --> 01:41:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2508
01:41:23,180 --> 01:41:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2509
01:41:24,180 --> 01:41:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2510
01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2511
01:41:26,180 --> 01:41:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2512
01:41:27,180 --> 01:41:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2513
01:41:28,180 --> 01:41:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2514
01:41:29,180 --> 01:41:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2515
01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2516
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2517
01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2518
01:41:33,180 --> 01:41:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2519
01:41:34,180 --> 01:41:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2520
01:41:35,180 --> 01:41:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2521
01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2522
01:41:37,180 --> 01:41:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2523
01:41:38,180 --> 01:41:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2524
01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2525
01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2526
01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2527
01:41:41,180 --> 01:41:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2528
01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2529
01:41:43,180 --> 01:41:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2530
01:41:44,180 --> 01:41:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2531
01:41:45,180 --> 01:41:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2532
01:41:46,180 --> 01:41:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2533
01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2534
01:41:48,180 --> 01:41:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2535
01:41:49,180 --> 01:41:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2536
01:41:50,180 --> 01:41:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2537
01:41:51,180 --> 01:41:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2538
01:41:52,180 --> 01:41:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2539
01:41:53,180 --> 01:41:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2540
01:41:54,180 --> 01:41:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2541
01:41:55,180 --> 01:41:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2542
01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2543
01:41:57,180 --> 01:41:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2544
01:41:58,180 --> 01:41:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2545
01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2546
01:42:00,180 --> 01:42:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2547
01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2548
01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2549
01:42:02,180 --> 01:42:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2550
01:42:03,180 --> 01:42:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2551
01:42:04,180 --> 01:42:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2552
01:42:05,180 --> 01:42:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2553
01:42:06,180 --> 01:42:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2554
01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2555
01:42:08,180 --> 01:42:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2556
01:42:09,180 --> 01:42:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2557
01:42:10,180 --> 01:42:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2558
01:42:11,180 --> 01:42:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2559
01:42:12,180 --> 01:42:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2560
01:42:13,180 --> 01:42:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2561
01:42:14,180 --> 01:42:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2562
01:42:15,180 --> 01:42:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2563
01:42:16,180 --> 01:42:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2564
01:42:17,180 --> 01:42:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2565
01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2566
01:42:19,180 --> 01:42:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2567
01:42:20,180 --> 01:42:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2568
01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2569
01:42:22,180 --> 01:42:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2570
01:42:23,180 --> 01:42:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2571
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2572
01:42:25,180 --> 01:42:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2573
01:42:26,180 --> 01:42:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2574
01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2575
01:42:28,180 --> 01:42:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2576
01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2577
01:42:30,180 --> 01:42:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2578
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2579
01:42:42,180 --> 01:42:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2580
01:42:43,180 --> 01:42:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2581
01:42:44,180 --> 01:42:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2582
01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2583
01:42:46,180 --> 01:42:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2584
01:42:47,180 --> 01:42:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2585
01:42:48,180 --> 01:42:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2586
01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2587
01:42:50,180 --> 01:42:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2588
01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2589
01:42:52,180 --> 01:42:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2590
01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2591
01:42:54,180 --> 01:42:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2592
01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2593
01:42:56,180 --> 01:42:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2594
01:42:57,180 --> 01:42:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2595
01:42:58,180 --> 01:42:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2596
01:42:59,180 --> 01:43:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2597
01:43:00,180 --> 01:43:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2598
01:43:01,180 --> 01:43:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2599
01:43:02,180 --> 01:43:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2600
01:43:03,180 --> 01:43:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2601
01:43:04,180 --> 01:43:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2602
01:43:05,180 --> 01:43:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2603
01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2604
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2605
01:43:08,180 --> 01:43:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2606
01:43:09,180 --> 01:43:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2607
01:43:10,180 --> 01:43:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2608
01:43:11,180 --> 01:43:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2609
01:43:12,180 --> 01:43:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2610
01:43:13,180 --> 01:43:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2611
01:43:14,180 --> 01:43:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2612
01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2613
01:43:16,180 --> 01:43:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2614
01:43:17,180 --> 01:43:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2615
01:43:18,180 --> 01:43:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2616
01:43:19,180 --> 01:43:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2617
01:43:20,180 --> 01:43:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2618
01:43:21,180 --> 01:43:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2619
01:43:22,180 --> 01:43:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2620
01:43:23,180 --> 01:43:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2621
01:43:24,180 --> 01:43:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2622
01:43:25,180 --> 01:43:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2623
01:43:26,180 --> 01:43:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2624
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2625
01:43:28,180 --> 01:43:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2626
01:43:29,180 --> 01:43:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2627
01:43:30,180 --> 01:43:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2628
01:43:31,180 --> 01:43:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2629
01:43:32,180 --> 01:43:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2630
01:43:33,180 --> 01:43:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2631
01:43:34,180 --> 01:43:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2632
01:43:35,180 --> 01:43:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2633
01:43:36,180 --> 01:43:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2634
01:43:37,180 --> 01:43:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2635
01:43:38,180 --> 01:43:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2636
01:43:39,180 --> 01:43:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2637
01:43:40,180 --> 01:43:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2638
01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2639
01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2640
01:43:43,180 --> 01:43:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2641
01:43:44,180 --> 01:43:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2642
01:43:45,180 --> 01:43:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2643
01:43:46,180 --> 01:43:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2644
01:43:47,180 --> 01:43:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2645
01:43:48,180 --> 01:43:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2646
01:43:49,180 --> 01:43:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2647
01:43:50,180 --> 01:43:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2648
01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2649
01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2650
01:43:53,180 --> 01:43:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2651
01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2652
01:43:55,180 --> 01:43:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2653
01:43:56,180 --> 01:43:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2654
01:43:57,180 --> 01:43:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2655
01:43:58,180 --> 01:43:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2656
01:43:59,180 --> 01:44:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2657
01:44:00,180 --> 01:44:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2658
01:44:01,180 --> 01:44:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2659
01:44:02,180 --> 01:44:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2660
01:44:03,180 --> 01:44:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2661
01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2662
01:44:05,180 --> 01:44:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2663
01:44:06,180 --> 01:44:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2664
01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2665
01:44:08,180 --> 01:44:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2666
01:44:09,180 --> 01:44:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2667
01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2668
01:44:11,180 --> 01:44:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2669
01:44:12,180 --> 01:44:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2670
01:44:13,180 --> 01:44:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2671
01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2672
01:44:15,180 --> 01:44:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2673
01:44:16,180 --> 01:44:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2674
01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2675
01:44:18,180 --> 01:44:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2676
01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2677
01:44:20,180 --> 01:44:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2678
01:44:21,180 --> 01:44:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2679
01:44:22,180 --> 01:44:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2680
01:44:23,180 --> 01:44:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2681
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2682
01:44:25,180 --> 01:44:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2683
01:44:26,180 --> 01:44:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2684
01:44:27,180 --> 01:44:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2685
01:44:28,180 --> 01:44:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2686
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2687
01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2688
01:44:31,180 --> 01:44:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2689
01:44:32,180 --> 01:44:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2690
01:44:33,180 --> 01:44:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2691
01:44:34,180 --> 01:44:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2692
01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2693
01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2694
01:44:37,180 --> 01:44:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2695
01:44:38,180 --> 01:44:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2696
01:44:39,180 --> 01:44:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2697
01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2698
01:44:41,180 --> 01:44:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2699
01:44:42,180 --> 01:44:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2700
01:44:43,180 --> 01:44:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2701
01:44:44,180 --> 01:44:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2702
01:44:45,180 --> 01:44:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2703
01:44:46,180 --> 01:44:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2704
01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2705
01:44:48,180 --> 01:44:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2706
01:44:49,180 --> 01:44:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2707
01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2708
01:44:51,180 --> 01:44:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2709
01:44:52,180 --> 01:44:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2710
01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2711
01:44:54,180 --> 01:44:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2712
01:44:55,180 --> 01:44:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2713
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2714
01:44:57,180 --> 01:44:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2715
01:44:58,180 --> 01:44:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2716
01:44:59,180 --> 01:45:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2717
01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2718
01:45:01,180 --> 01:45:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2719
01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2720
01:45:03,180 --> 01:45:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2721
01:45:04,180 --> 01:45:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2722
01:45:05,180 --> 01:45:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2723
01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2724
01:45:07,180 --> 01:45:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2725
01:45:08,180 --> 01:45:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2726
01:45:09,180 --> 01:45:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2727
01:45:10,180 --> 01:45:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2728
01:45:11,180 --> 01:45:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2729
01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2730
01:45:13,180 --> 01:45:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2731
01:45:14,180 --> 01:45:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2732
01:45:15,180 --> 01:45:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2733
01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2734
01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2735
01:45:18,180 --> 01:45:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2736
01:45:19,180 --> 01:45:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2737
01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2738
01:45:21,180 --> 01:45:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2739
01:45:22,180 --> 01:45:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2740
01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2741
01:45:24,180 --> 01:45:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2742
01:45:25,180 --> 01:45:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2743
01:45:26,180 --> 01:45:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2744
01:45:27,180 --> 01:45:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2745
01:45:28,180 --> 01:45:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2746
01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2747
01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2748
01:45:31,180 --> 01:45:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2749
01:45:32,180 --> 01:45:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2750
01:45:33,180 --> 01:45:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2751
01:45:34,180 --> 01:45:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2752
01:45:35,180 --> 01:45:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2753
01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2754
01:45:37,180 --> 01:45:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2755
01:45:38,180 --> 01:45:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2756
01:45:39,180 --> 01:45:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2757
01:45:40,180 --> 01:45:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2758
01:45:41,180 --> 01:45:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2759
01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2760
01:45:43,180 --> 01:45:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2761
01:45:44,180 --> 01:45:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2762
01:45:45,180 --> 01:45:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2763
01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2764
01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2765
01:45:48,180 --> 01:45:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2766
01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2767
01:45:50,180 --> 01:45:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2768
01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2769
01:45:52,180 --> 01:45:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2770
01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2771
01:45:54,180 --> 01:45:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2772
01:45:55,180 --> 01:45:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2773
01:45:56,180 --> 01:45:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2774
01:45:57,180 --> 01:45:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2775
01:45:58,180 --> 01:45:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2776
01:45:59,180 --> 01:46:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2777
01:46:00,180 --> 01:46:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2778
01:46:01,180 --> 01:46:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2779
01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2780
01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2781
01:46:03,180 --> 01:46:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2782
01:46:04,180 --> 01:46:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2783
01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2784
01:46:06,180 --> 01:46:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2785
01:46:07,180 --> 01:46:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2786
01:46:08,180 --> 01:46:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2787
01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2788
01:46:10,180 --> 01:46:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2789
01:46:11,180 --> 01:46:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2790
01:46:12,180 --> 01:46:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2791
01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2792
01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2793
01:46:15,180 --> 01:46:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2794
01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2795
01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2796
01:46:18,180 --> 01:46:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2797
01:46:19,180 --> 01:46:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2798
01:46:20,180 --> 01:46:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2799
01:46:21,180 --> 01:46:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2800
01:46:22,180 --> 01:46:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2801
01:46:23,180 --> 01:46:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2802
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2803
01:46:25,180 --> 01:46:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2804
01:46:26,180 --> 01:46:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2805
01:46:27,180 --> 01:46:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2806
01:46:28,180 --> 01:46:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2807
01:46:29,180 --> 01:46:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2808
01:46:30,180 --> 01:46:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2809
01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2810
01:46:32,180 --> 01:46:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2811
01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2812
01:46:34,180 --> 01:46:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2813
01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2814
01:46:36,180 --> 01:46:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2815
01:46:37,180 --> 01:46:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2816
01:46:38,180 --> 01:46:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2817
01:46:39,180 --> 01:46:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2818
01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2819
01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2820
01:46:42,180 --> 01:46:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2821
01:46:43,180 --> 01:46:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2822
01:46:44,180 --> 01:46:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2823
01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2824
01:46:46,180 --> 01:46:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2825
01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2826
01:46:48,180 --> 01:46:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2827
01:46:49,180 --> 01:46:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2828
01:46:50,180 --> 01:46:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2829
01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2830
01:46:52,180 --> 01:46:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2831
01:46:53,180 --> 01:46:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2832
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2833
01:46:55,180 --> 01:46:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2834
01:46:56,180 --> 01:46:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2835
01:46:57,180 --> 01:46:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2836
01:46:58,180 --> 01:46:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2837
01:46:59,180 --> 01:47:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2838
01:47:00,180 --> 01:47:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2839
01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2840
01:47:02,180 --> 01:47:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2841
01:47:03,180 --> 01:47:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2842
01:47:04,180 --> 01:47:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2843
01:47:05,180 --> 01:47:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2844
01:47:06,180 --> 01:47:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2845
01:47:07,180 --> 01:47:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2846
01:47:08,180 --> 01:47:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2847
01:47:09,180 --> 01:47:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2848
01:47:10,180 --> 01:47:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2849
01:47:11,180 --> 01:47:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2850
01:47:12,180 --> 01:47:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2851
01:47:13,180 --> 01:47:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2852
01:47:14,180 --> 01:47:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2853
01:47:15,180 --> 01:47:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2854
01:47:16,180 --> 01:47:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2855
01:47:17,180 --> 01:47:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2856
01:47:18,180 --> 01:47:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2857
01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2858
01:47:20,180 --> 01:47:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2859
01:47:21,180 --> 01:47:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2860
01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2861
01:47:23,180 --> 01:47:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2862
01:47:24,180 --> 01:47:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2863
01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2864
01:47:26,180 --> 01:47:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2865
01:47:27,180 --> 01:47:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2866
01:47:28,180 --> 01:47:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2867
01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2868
01:47:31,180 --> 01:47:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2869
01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2870
01:47:33,180 --> 01:47:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2871
01:47:34,180 --> 01:47:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2872
01:47:35,180 --> 01:47:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2873
01:47:36,180 --> 01:47:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2874
01:47:37,180 --> 01:47:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2875
01:47:38,180 --> 01:47:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2876
01:47:39,180 --> 01:47:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2877
01:47:40,180 --> 01:47:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2878
01:47:41,180 --> 01:47:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2879
01:47:42,180 --> 01:47:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2880
01:47:43,180 --> 01:47:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2881
01:47:44,180 --> 01:47:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2882
01:47:45,180 --> 01:47:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2883
01:47:46,180 --> 01:47:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2884
01:47:47,180 --> 01:47:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2885
01:47:48,180 --> 01:47:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2886
01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2887
01:47:50,180 --> 01:47:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2888
01:47:51,180 --> 01:47:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2889
01:47:52,180 --> 01:47:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2890
01:47:53,180 --> 01:47:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2891
01:47:54,180 --> 01:47:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2892
01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2893
01:47:56,180 --> 01:47:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2894
01:47:57,180 --> 01:47:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2895
01:47:58,180 --> 01:47:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2896
01:47:59,180 --> 01:48:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2897
01:48:00,180 --> 01:48:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2898
01:48:01,180 --> 01:48:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2899
01:48:02,180 --> 01:48:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2900
01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2901
01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2902
01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2903
01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2904
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2905
01:48:07,180 --> 01:48:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2906
01:48:08,180 --> 01:48:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2907
01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2908
01:48:10,180 --> 01:48:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2909
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2910
01:48:12,180 --> 01:48:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2911
01:48:13,180 --> 01:48:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2912
01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2913
01:48:15,180 --> 01:48:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2914
01:48:16,180 --> 01:48:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2915
01:48:17,180 --> 01:48:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2916
01:48:18,180 --> 01:48:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2917
01:48:19,180 --> 01:48:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2918
01:48:20,180 --> 01:48:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2919
01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2920
01:48:22,180 --> 01:48:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2921
01:48:23,180 --> 01:48:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2922
01:48:24,180 --> 01:48:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2923
01:48:25,180 --> 01:48:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2924
01:48:26,180 --> 01:48:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2925
01:48:27,180 --> 01:48:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2926
01:48:28,180 --> 01:48:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2927
01:48:29,180 --> 01:48:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2928
01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2929
01:48:31,180 --> 01:48:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2930
01:48:32,180 --> 01:48:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2931
01:48:33,180 --> 01:48:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2932
01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2933
01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2934
01:48:36,180 --> 01:48:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2935
01:48:37,180 --> 01:48:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2936
01:48:38,180 --> 01:48:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2937
01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2938
01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2939
01:48:41,180 --> 01:48:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2940
01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2941
01:48:43,180 --> 01:48:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2942
01:48:44,180 --> 01:48:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2943
01:48:45,180 --> 01:48:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2944
01:48:46,180 --> 01:48:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2945
01:48:47,180 --> 01:48:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2946
01:48:48,180 --> 01:48:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2947
01:48:49,180 --> 01:48:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2948
01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2949
01:48:51,180 --> 01:48:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2950
01:48:52,180 --> 01:48:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2951
01:48:53,180 --> 01:48:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2952
01:48:54,180 --> 01:48:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2953
01:48:55,180 --> 01:48:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2954
01:48:56,180 --> 01:48:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2955
01:48:57,180 --> 01:48:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2956
01:48:58,180 --> 01:48:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2957
01:48:59,180 --> 01:49:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2958
01:49:00,180 --> 01:49:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2959
01:49:01,180 --> 01:49:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2960
01:49:02,180 --> 01:49:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2961
01:49:03,180 --> 01:49:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2962
01:49:04,180 --> 01:49:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2963
01:49:05,180 --> 01:49:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2964
01:49:06,180 --> 01:49:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2965
01:49:07,180 --> 01:49:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2966
01:49:08,180 --> 01:49:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2967
01:49:09,180 --> 01:49:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2968
01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2969
01:49:11,180 --> 01:49:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2970
01:49:12,180 --> 01:49:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2971
01:49:13,180 --> 01:49:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2972
01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2973
01:49:15,180 --> 01:49:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2974
01:49:16,180 --> 01:49:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2975
01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2976
01:49:18,180 --> 01:49:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2977
01:49:19,180 --> 01:49:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2978
01:49:20,180 --> 01:49:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2979
01:49:21,180 --> 01:49:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2980
01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2981
01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2982
01:49:24,180 --> 01:49:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2983
01:49:25,180 --> 01:49:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2984
01:49:26,180 --> 01:49:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2985
01:49:27,180 --> 01:49:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2986
01:49:28,180 --> 01:49:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2987
01:49:29,180 --> 01:49:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2988
01:49:30,180 --> 01:49:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2989
01:49:31,180 --> 01:49:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2990
01:49:32,180 --> 01:49:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2991
01:49:33,180 --> 01:49:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2992
01:49:34,180 --> 01:49:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2993
01:49:35,180 --> 01:49:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2994
01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2995
01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2996
01:49:38,180 --> 01:49:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2997
01:49:39,180 --> 01:49:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2998
01:49:40,180 --> 01:49:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

2999
01:49:41,180 --> 01:49:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3000
01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3001
01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3002
01:49:44,180 --> 01:49:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3003
01:49:45,180 --> 01:49:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3004
01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3005
01:49:47,180 --> 01:49:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3006
01:49:48,180 --> 01:49:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3007
01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3008
01:49:50,180 --> 01:49:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3009
01:49:51,180 --> 01:49:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3010
01:49:52,180 --> 01:49:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3011
01:49:53,180 --> 01:49:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3012
01:49:54,180 --> 01:49:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3013
01:49:55,180 --> 01:49:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3014
01:49:56,180 --> 01:49:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3015
01:49:57,180 --> 01:49:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3016
01:49:58,180 --> 01:49:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3017
01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3018
01:50:00,180 --> 01:50:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3019
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3020
01:50:02,180 --> 01:50:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3021
01:50:03,180 --> 01:50:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3022
01:50:04,180 --> 01:50:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3023
01:50:05,180 --> 01:50:06,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3024
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:07,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3025
01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:08,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3026
01:50:08,180 --> 01:50:09,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3027
01:50:09,180 --> 01:50:10,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3028
01:50:10,180 --> 01:50:11,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3029
01:50:11,180 --> 01:50:12,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3030
01:50:12,180 --> 01:50:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3031
01:50:13,180 --> 01:50:13,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3032
01:50:13,180 --> 01:50:14,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3033
01:50:14,180 --> 01:50:15,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3034
01:50:15,180 --> 01:50:16,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3035
01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:17,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3036
01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:18,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3037
01:50:18,180 --> 01:50:19,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3038
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:20,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3039
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:21,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3040
01:50:21,180 --> 01:50:22,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3041
01:50:22,180 --> 01:50:23,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3042
01:50:23,180 --> 01:50:24,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3043
01:50:24,180 --> 01:50:25,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3044
01:50:25,180 --> 01:50:26,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3045
01:50:26,180 --> 01:50:27,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3046
01:50:27,180 --> 01:50:28,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3047
01:50:28,180 --> 01:50:29,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3048
01:50:29,180 --> 01:50:30,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3049
01:50:30,180 --> 01:50:31,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3050
01:50:31,180 --> 01:50:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3051
01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:32,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3052
01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:33,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3053
01:50:33,180 --> 01:50:34,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3054
01:50:34,180 --> 01:50:35,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3055
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:36,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3056
01:50:36,180 --> 01:50:37,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3057
01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:38,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3058
01:50:38,180 --> 01:50:39,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3059
01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:40,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3060
01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:41,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3061
01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:42,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3062
01:50:42,180 --> 01:50:43,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3063
01:50:43,180 --> 01:50:44,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3064
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:45,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3065
01:50:45,180 --> 01:50:46,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3066
01:50:46,180 --> 01:50:47,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3067
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:48,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3068
01:50:48,180 --> 01:50:49,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3069
01:50:49,180 --> 01:50:50,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3070
01:50:50,180 --> 01:50:51,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3071
01:50:51,180 --> 01:50:52,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3072
01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3073
01:50:53,180 --> 01:50:53,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3074
01:50:53,180 --> 01:50:54,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3075
01:50:54,180 --> 01:50:55,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3076
01:50:55,180 --> 01:50:56,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3077
01:50:56,180 --> 01:50:57,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3078
01:50:57,180 --> 01:50:58,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3079
01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:59,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3080
01:50:59,180 --> 01:51:00,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3081
01:51:00,180 --> 01:51:01,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3082
01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:02,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3083
01:51:02,180 --> 01:51:03,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3084
01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:04,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3085
01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,180
*Bruce Lee and the Boys*

3086
01:51:05,180 --> 01:51:28,180
finish the job. Absolutely ramfisted by a shackle hauser on top of the fucking castle

3087
01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:36,980
there. Disgusting stuff altogether but nothing we can't handle. Steve Alex J thank you very much sir

3088
01:51:36,980 --> 01:51:43,360
and sensual piece of pudding thank you very much. Yo Sim for your tips. Sean Kiernan very very kind of

3089
01:51:43,360 --> 01:51:48,940
you and someone says no to Mongolian barbecue I don't know why it's not a bad place to eat. Potato

3090
01:51:48,940 --> 01:51:54,880
cake thank you very much and bitter breastfeeding very very kind of you as well. Got absolutely

3091
01:51:54,880 --> 01:52:01,480
We outplayed and outsmarted and outclassed there but it's time to change our class and come back swinging.

3092
01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:10,420
For fuck's sake.

3093
01:52:10,420 --> 01:52:39,440
Worse for the warriors than your RTB. You were one of 25 remaining. We lost that one. Wastes of skin, the jibby jab. Sweaty fists, the jibby jab. Xanadu 2.0, the jibby jab. That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity and I'll keep on banging on.

3094
01:52:39,440 --> 01:53:08,460
I said it was time to clear out the trash and I mean it. And I mean it. The jibby jab. The jibby jab. The jibby jab. Oh god. Right. This is where we draw the line right now. Okay. I'm sick of it.

3095
01:53:08,460 --> 01:53:15,340
I'm sick of everything. I'm sick of everything and I'm about to fucking let rip inside this war zone.

3096
01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:23,720
God help who is on the end of some of the stuff that I'm about to fucking lay down, Tom.

3097
01:53:24,280 --> 01:53:40,540
God help them. God help them. God have mercy on their souls. And thank you very much. Pat the bag for the tip there. And Andy the fork and some choice information from Pat the bag attached to his tip there.

3098
01:53:41,720 --> 01:53:48,760
What does Pat the bag say? He's saying maybe you should work on your agility to dodge the bullets better.

3099
01:53:51,000 --> 01:54:01,180
Thanks very much for the advice there, Pat. But we won't be taking any more of it. Because we were already doing well enough to fucking... I'll tell you what went wrong there.

3100
01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:05,160
I'll tell you what went wrong. Bit of a burp there.

3101
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:26,840
I was using somebody else's guns, yeah? Not used to it. Not used to it. And I need Yeti 47 to really take control of that last 20. Last 20. It's not going to work for me if I've got someone else's guns. It's just not.

3102
01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:36,940
So that's it really. That's the top and bottom of it. It doesn't have anything to do with my ability. It really is just a case of sour grapes.

3103
01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:45,480
Thank you very much there, anyway, for the tip. Andy the fork and Pat the bag there. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, says Jordan Jones.

3104
01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:55,600
You'll have to agree with Jordan Jones there. Dodge, duck, dip and dive and dodge. I think it's just that last dodge that you're forgetting to do there.

3105
01:54:56,500 --> 01:55:03,300
And you said it was a case of sour grapes. Well, at least it isn't a Charlie the monkey situation, because that'd be a case of sour grapes.

3106
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:09,160
And that's... thank you to Tongulus there in the chat for that.

3107
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:12,860
Fum funky nugget.

3108
01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:19,620
Yeah, thank you very much there, Connie, for the tip. You say, loving the double glazing.

3109
01:55:20,620 --> 01:55:25,040
Thank you very much for that. Well, John Murphy says, gulag. Is there some...

3110
01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:35,440
Do you mean we're in the gulag, or is somebody... is gulagging required in your world there in that box where text messages appear?

3111
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:38,260
Because we're not on top of that.

3112
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:43,060
And we've got... a lot of our attention is just dedicated to getting this win.

3113
01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:47,180
Starting our Champions League, Champions Contract campaign.

3114
01:55:48,180 --> 01:55:54,260
with a win tonight, which really set us in motion, because we've got the end... until the end of the season...

3115
01:55:55,940 --> 01:55:59,700
to get this 30 wins. Because we're not going to get five wins in a row.

3116
01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:06,580
But, I mean, if we really fucking slave our arses off, we can get that 30 fucking wins. I know we can.

3117
01:56:07,140 --> 01:56:10,660
Chat sound. Great stuff. Steph, Jake, Butler, how are you? Omar.

3118
01:56:11,380 --> 01:56:18,100
And, uh... Yeah. Lovely stuff. We're all in the gulag. Let's do this. Let's take control and dominate...

3119
01:56:19,140 --> 01:56:25,460
the way we can do. The way we've always done, yeah? The way we're able to. Ableton.

3120
01:56:27,700 --> 01:56:34,020
Let's go over there and try and get the load out very, very quickly and smoothly before other people get it.

3121
01:56:34,420 --> 01:56:39,460
Jibby jab. Thank you very much for the tip there. I hope you're doing well. Let... Let... Let... This is gonna be a hot drop.

3122
01:56:39,780 --> 01:56:43,300
And I ain't gonna be waiting around and reading messages...

3123
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:49,540
right now for another five minutes at least. Because we need to take control. As I say...

3124
01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:51,940
every time we start this game.

3125
01:56:57,700 --> 01:57:00,820
Come on. I'm waiting for someone just to drop into this.

3126
01:57:06,900 --> 01:57:13,140
It's a bit optimistic, really, if you think about it, isn't it? Not really something you're... I need mid-tail-long.

3127
01:57:13,140 --> 01:57:23,700
Tell you what, RPK, though, is a nasty piece of weaponry. What about this guy down here? We seen someone down here, didn't we? We seen someone on the map of Tino. No? Yes, we did.

3128
01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:48,660
He could be in, uh... There could be a guy on the train here. Diren or Diren?

3129
01:57:48,660 --> 01:58:13,800
What? Oh, for fuck's sake. I was gonna, I was gonna finish him off then after saying

3130
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:38,940
Eirn Roderian, I was gonna say please don't put your feet on seats but unfortunately he got the better of me there and that's just not great. I need a sub machine gun, I'm taking, I'm trying to take him out with a light machine gun tab. Wrong weapon for the range, wrong weapon for the range. You need a sub, you need something that's up close and personal when you get onto that train but anyway let's go for it.

3131
01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:56,940
Let's go for it. Someone says class advice there from Brooklyn. We're gonna get that advice in a moment I hope. Not the wrong fucking button. You're joking me. What? How?

3132
01:58:56,940 --> 01:59:05,940
Insane. Absolutely insane. But you have, do you have another go at the gulag? That's great, that's great.

3133
01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:19,940
Right, okay, come on, come on, this is just, kingmaker. Kingmaker this guy is called. Let's get ready to fucking make the king. Retire. Retire king.

3134
01:59:19,940 --> 01:59:34,800
Oh, God.

3135
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:43,580
It's grand.

3136
01:59:43,860 --> 01:59:44,500
It's grand.

3137
01:59:45,440 --> 01:59:46,240
It's fine.

3138
01:59:46,680 --> 01:59:47,500
It's nothing.

3139
01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:49,120
It's nothing to worry about.

3140
01:59:49,260 --> 01:59:51,380
It's just a fucking slip up.

3141
01:59:51,620 --> 01:59:56,940
It's just a slight blip on the road to domination.

3142
01:59:58,020 --> 02:00:00,140
Thank you very much there for the tip.

3143
02:00:00,140 --> 02:00:00,860
Paul Mishkel.

3144
02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:01,800
Very, very kind of you.

3145
02:00:01,840 --> 02:00:03,080
A big shout out to the Monkis.

3146
02:00:03,220 --> 02:00:04,800
Really missing that little guy today.

3147
02:00:04,980 --> 02:00:06,540
And I'm sure we are all as well.

3148
02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:09,760
Look, our hearts and prayers and thoughts go out to that little Monkis.

3149
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:11,640
Lost in space.

3150
02:00:13,460 --> 02:00:14,600
Connie, thank you very much.

3151
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:16,600
Would you ever consider playing Rust?

3152
02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:18,740
Asks Connie.

3153
02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:21,120
Nintendo Game Boy.

3154
02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:26,040
I am not considering playing Rust anytime soon.

3155
02:00:26,120 --> 02:00:27,100
I don't know what it's about.

3156
02:00:27,220 --> 02:00:37,100
I think it's just like you're a man and you have to fucking find clothes and make a hut and eat and all that sort of stuff.

3157
02:00:37,320 --> 02:00:38,100
It's probably class.

3158
02:00:38,780 --> 02:00:41,940
It must be good if it's so big in the world.

3159
02:00:41,940 --> 02:00:48,780
But the problem is, I really got a taste for the big time right now.

3160
02:00:48,920 --> 02:00:50,660
Daniel Appleton, Bongman.

3161
02:00:50,740 --> 02:00:51,300
Thank you very much.

3162
02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:54,220
The big time being the champions contract.

3163
02:00:55,360 --> 02:00:59,840
Last week, we did three wins in one week.

3164
02:00:59,840 --> 02:01:04,620
is the level that I'm at.

3165
02:01:04,620 --> 02:01:11,060
And unfortunately, it just isn't happening for us at the moment the last couple of hours, Tom.

3166
02:01:13,060 --> 02:01:15,700
Kevin and Galway, thank you very much.

3167
02:01:15,700 --> 02:01:17,700
Where did you get your shades?

3168
02:01:17,700 --> 02:01:18,940
Francis asked Kevin and Galway.

3169
02:01:18,940 --> 02:01:19,980
Back off.

3170
02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:23,200
Back off, Kevin and Galway.

3171
02:01:23,200 --> 02:01:24,840
Yeah, asking the personal questions.

3172
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:25,800
But thanks for the tip.

3173
02:01:26,300 --> 02:01:27,360
Wastes of skin.

3174
02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:30,900
Well, I'll answer for you anyway, Kevin.

3175
02:01:31,740 --> 02:01:32,780
I think you got them.

3176
02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:33,540
Where did you buy them?

3177
02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:36,060
They were two for a five in pennies, weren't they?

3178
02:01:36,900 --> 02:01:37,700
Five, over, Kevin.

3179
02:01:38,060 --> 02:01:39,220
Got them in pennies.

3180
02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:39,600
Yeah, sorry.

3181
02:01:39,700 --> 02:01:42,040
It's turned that fucking awful noise off there.

3182
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:44,900
Just going to put the jibby jab back on while we're waiting.

3183
02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:51,160
Yeah, they were on sale for two euro in fucking pennies.

3184
02:01:51,160 --> 02:01:59,980
That I thought they'll be grand now to have over a pair of legitimate prescription glasses that are tailor-made for my eyes.

3185
02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:02,140
I do have...

3186
02:02:02,140 --> 02:02:03,820
I've gone through this on stream before.

3187
02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:04,720
It's very boring stuff.

3188
02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:09,740
I have a pair of prescription shades, but the tint on them is too dark.

3189
02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:12,620
I tried to play Warzone with them before.

3190
02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:13,780
Didn't work out for me.

3191
02:02:14,820 --> 02:02:15,940
Didn't work out for me.

3192
02:02:15,940 --> 02:02:19,400
And now I'm utilizing this method as well.

3193
02:02:19,780 --> 02:02:22,540
Thank you very much there for the tip.

3194
02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:24,220
I'm going to just scroll through the comments there.

3195
02:02:24,300 --> 02:02:31,600
Somebody said that Brooklyn made a good point, but I cannot for life may find where that point is.

3196
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:32,620
Let's just see there.

3197
02:02:33,600 --> 02:02:34,480
Let's just see.

3198
02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:35,960
No, it's gone too far.

3199
02:02:36,380 --> 02:02:37,440
It's gone too far.

3200
02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:39,820
Make contact early and often.

3201
02:02:40,060 --> 02:02:41,360
Okay, so that's...

3202
02:02:41,360 --> 02:02:42,160
That's the...

3203
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:42,840
Yeah, we know.

3204
02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:43,320
We know.

3205
02:02:43,320 --> 02:02:43,660
We know.

3206
02:02:44,180 --> 02:02:45,960
We need to make contact early and often.

3207
02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:47,180
Win one for Wales.

3208
02:02:47,300 --> 02:02:48,280
Thank you very much there.

3209
02:02:48,920 --> 02:02:50,360
You're in great form today, Francis.

3210
02:02:50,500 --> 02:02:51,240
You can do it.

3211
02:02:51,380 --> 02:02:52,620
There's win one for Wales.

3212
02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:53,380
That's great stuff.

3213
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:53,900
It's great to hear.

3214
02:02:54,320 --> 02:03:01,080
Look, it's great that the exterior that I'm presenting is one of great form.

3215
02:03:01,240 --> 02:03:11,380
Because I can tell you now, when you're up against it, you're getting your arse fucking handed to you on a regular basis for two hours in a row after giving it the big bamboozle at the beginning of the stream.

3216
02:03:14,100 --> 02:03:15,480
Try it sometime, yeah?

3217
02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:16,480
Try it sometime.

3218
02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:21,920
Come back to me and tell me what you felt when you were trying it.

3219
02:03:23,980 --> 02:03:24,980
Let's get it going.

3220
02:03:24,980 --> 02:03:25,140
Let's get it going.

3221
02:03:25,140 --> 02:03:26,940
Let's get this one done for Wales.

3222
02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:28,780
Camro.

3223
02:03:29,560 --> 02:03:30,040
Dragons.

3224
02:03:30,820 --> 02:03:31,300
Leagues.

3225
02:03:32,160 --> 02:03:32,800
Valleys.

3226
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:34,440
Snowdonia.

3227
02:03:35,220 --> 02:03:36,040
Port Maddock.

3228
02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:37,360
Cardiff.

3229
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:38,680
Schwanzy.

3230
02:03:39,340 --> 02:03:39,740
Rill.

3231
02:03:41,160 --> 02:03:42,380
All the big names.

3232
02:03:42,580 --> 02:03:43,480
All the big players.

3233
02:03:43,680 --> 02:03:45,120
The Manic Street Preachers.

3234
02:03:46,340 --> 02:03:47,240
Kevin Carter.

3235
02:03:48,060 --> 02:03:48,420
Fucking.

3236
02:03:50,460 --> 02:03:52,380
Other signs from Wales.

3237
02:03:53,340 --> 02:03:54,240
Let's go for it.

3238
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:56,300
Let's go for it.

3239
02:03:56,400 --> 02:03:58,460
AK-47 hour.

3240
02:03:59,760 --> 02:04:00,160
Kevin.

3241
02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:07,320
We need to get that on the fucking soundboard for when we dispatch lads with the AK-47.

3242
02:04:07,540 --> 02:04:08,480
And now it's jumping around.

3243
02:04:08,580 --> 02:04:09,720
The game is jumping around.

3244
02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:11,520
It's jumping around.

3245
02:04:11,620 --> 02:04:14,160
It doesn't feel like a great lobby at all.

3246
02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:15,060
We're getting out of here, Tom.

3247
02:04:15,960 --> 02:04:18,660
Sorry to fucking G you all up there, G-Unit.

3248
02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:21,860
No doubt some people are very G'd up there.

3249
02:04:23,000 --> 02:04:24,140
But it's not going to work.

3250
02:04:24,240 --> 02:04:25,380
That's not going to work out for us.

3251
02:04:25,380 --> 02:04:27,260
We need to get into a lobby that's crisp.

3252
02:04:27,500 --> 02:04:28,600
That feels crisp.

3253
02:04:30,080 --> 02:04:42,240
And I'm hoping that this brand new storm that is deciding to fucking make landfall at some stage in the not-too-distant future isn't going to fuck with our connection.

3254
02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:44,120
We're level 122.

3255
02:04:44,220 --> 02:04:45,220
Viper Higgins is the name.

3256
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:48,600
The champion's quest, as you can see there at the right-hand side of the screen.

3257
02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:49,980
Zero out of 30.

3258
02:04:49,980 --> 02:04:53,800
But it's not counting our fucking wins that we've already had.

3259
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:55,740
Not counting those.

3260
02:04:55,960 --> 02:04:57,580
But let's go for it here.

3261
02:04:57,660 --> 02:04:59,840
Let's just get this game up and running.

3262
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:01,840
And get something going.

3263
02:05:01,980 --> 02:05:03,320
It's ten past eight.

3264
02:05:03,940 --> 02:05:04,820
What were you thinking?

3265
02:05:06,740 --> 02:05:07,540
I don't know.

3266
02:05:07,740 --> 02:05:08,880
I don't know what I was thinking.

3267
02:05:09,060 --> 02:05:14,020
I was thinking we'd at least have had a run of two or three good fucking solid ones.

3268
02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:15,200
Some top tens.

3269
02:05:16,640 --> 02:05:18,080
I can't fucking bow out.

3270
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:19,040
I can't.

3271
02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:29,660
And I wanted to maybe watch a Shafi or even a video that has been recommended to me about a man playing a piano in a fucking train station in London.

3272
02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:35,500
And then the Chinese come up to him and start fucking accusing him of all sorts of stuff.

3273
02:05:35,680 --> 02:05:37,420
And then the police get involved.

3274
02:05:37,580 --> 02:05:40,240
And then they're going, you can't be saying this, that and the other.

3275
02:05:40,320 --> 02:05:41,160
I need to see it.

3276
02:05:41,340 --> 02:05:42,760
It's meant to be a great video.

3277
02:05:43,260 --> 02:05:44,540
Horses Under Starlight.

3278
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:46,160
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3279
02:05:46,780 --> 02:05:51,440
And Kevin in Galway and Daniel Appleton, Bongman as well.

3280
02:05:53,020 --> 02:05:55,020
Oh, Christ, Tom.

3281
02:05:56,640 --> 02:05:58,540
Look, it's not the end of the world.

3282
02:05:58,600 --> 02:06:00,280
Thanks very much for the tip there, Horses Under Starlight.

3283
02:06:00,340 --> 02:06:02,340
It's not the end of the world at all.

3284
02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:03,840
Look, you've had a few stinkers.

3285
02:06:04,860 --> 02:06:06,100
We all go through a bad patch.

3286
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:08,120
Look at Darwin Nunez.

3287
02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:10,840
He managed to score a goal there, I think, yesterday.

3288
02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:13,700
And he'd had a stinker.

3289
02:06:14,380 --> 02:06:15,400
You know, he'd gone missing.

3290
02:06:16,120 --> 02:06:22,360
And it's one of those, even the best players, they can have serious kind of situations whether

3291
02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:23,620
they're not scoring goals.

3292
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:25,800
But at the end of the day, you need to fucking get out.

3293
02:06:25,880 --> 02:06:27,420
You need to score a few goals, you know.

3294
02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:30,700
You need, that's, that's the end of the, that's the bottom line.

3295
02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:36,360
You need to go out and win a few games and score a few goals and at least take a few bodies

3296
02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:37,220
down as well.

3297
02:06:38,580 --> 02:06:42,600
I was taking a few lads down the first couple of games.

3298
02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:46,020
This, this kill death ratio wasn't bad at all.

3299
02:06:46,080 --> 02:06:48,720
I think I was taking two or three bodies for every time.

3300
02:06:48,780 --> 02:06:49,460
I got killed, so.

3301
02:06:51,760 --> 02:06:53,580
Thank you very much, Zig, for the tip there.

3302
02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:55,020
It's my birthday today, lads.

3303
02:06:56,020 --> 02:07:00,180
And I'd love a win to distract myself from the existential dread.

3304
02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:04,180
Look, don't even fucking think about existential dread, yeah?

3305
02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:05,860
It's a waste of time.

3306
02:07:07,240 --> 02:07:09,420
Block it out with loads of other stuff.

3307
02:07:09,660 --> 02:07:10,460
That's what I do.

3308
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:12,960
Block it out with visual stuff.

3309
02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:15,020
Audio stuff.

3310
02:07:15,340 --> 02:07:16,240
Audio slave.

3311
02:07:18,880 --> 02:07:20,420
It's mainly that these days, you know.

3312
02:07:23,780 --> 02:07:25,540
But happy birthday to Zig, anyway.

3313
02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:26,560
I hope you're getting on well.

3314
02:07:26,940 --> 02:07:29,500
And Dermot Connolly, thank you very much for the tip.

3315
02:07:29,580 --> 02:07:33,320
He said, form is temporary, but class is permanent.

3316
02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:34,840
What a classy sentiment.

3317
02:07:38,420 --> 02:07:40,700
Beautiful stuff there from Dermot Connolly.

3318
02:07:41,320 --> 02:07:43,100
Nearly called you Connolly there.

3319
02:07:43,660 --> 02:07:45,260
But come here to me.

3320
02:07:46,220 --> 02:07:46,820
This is it.

3321
02:07:47,380 --> 02:07:49,020
Operation Blazing Torch.

3322
02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:50,640
Blazing Squad.

3323
02:07:51,280 --> 02:07:51,860
What are you thinking?

3324
02:07:53,800 --> 02:07:55,500
What am I thinking right now?

3325
02:07:55,680 --> 02:08:03,020
I think it's time to really reconfigure our expectations and go from Midland,

3326
02:08:03,020 --> 02:08:05,780
to be on reproach.

3327
02:08:05,880 --> 02:08:08,120
That's the new expectation I'm laying out there.

3328
02:08:08,240 --> 02:08:10,080
That's what we want to be, beyond reproach.

3329
02:08:10,220 --> 02:08:15,660
We don't want to let anyone have any yardage on us.

3330
02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:16,340
Casava.

3331
02:08:16,480 --> 02:08:16,760
Glad.

3332
02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:17,360
Casava.

3333
02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:19,780
Thank you very much for the tip there, Casava.

3334
02:08:20,320 --> 02:08:20,860
Take it down.

3335
02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:22,600
Take it down.

3336
02:08:23,180 --> 02:08:23,840
Ethnic cleansing.

3337
02:08:23,840 --> 02:08:24,960
Take it down.

3338
02:08:25,960 --> 02:08:36,040
That's a quote from my former geography teacher, who around the time of that invasion was telling us to take it down.

3339
02:08:36,180 --> 02:08:36,480
Glad.

3340
02:08:37,040 --> 02:08:37,880
Thank you very much, sir.

3341
02:08:38,140 --> 02:08:39,820
Had a few solo wins myself recently.

3342
02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:42,540
Haven't won since the Champions League challenge has started.

3343
02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:43,280
Coincidence?

3344
02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:43,860
Question mark.

3345
02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:44,880
Hmm.

3346
02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:48,660
Definitely something worth thinking about.

3347
02:08:49,560 --> 02:08:51,100
I'm going to go for that over there.

3348
02:08:51,320 --> 02:08:54,060
It could be a bit of a fucking folly situation.

3349
02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:57,500
But I ain't going to be saying sorry, that's for sure.

3350
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:00,320
Casava.

3351
02:09:00,460 --> 02:09:00,720
Glad.

3352
02:09:00,840 --> 02:09:01,320
Take it down.

3353
02:09:02,020 --> 02:09:02,700
Take it down.

3354
02:09:02,840 --> 02:09:03,460
Ethnic cleansing.

3355
02:09:03,540 --> 02:09:03,620
Yeah.

3356
02:09:03,760 --> 02:09:04,220
Take it down.

3357
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:10,480
And you'd wonder, are things good in Casava now?

3358
02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:11,900
Or has it gone shit again?

3359
02:09:11,980 --> 02:09:12,600
Or what's the story?

3360
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:14,300
Did they get up and running?

3361
02:09:14,800 --> 02:09:17,500
Have they got an Apple store in any of their cities?

3362
02:09:19,240 --> 02:09:19,880
Not sure.

3363
02:09:19,960 --> 02:09:20,800
I haven't been there.

3364
02:09:21,520 --> 02:09:31,020
But if they have an Apple store, or indeed a series of Apple stores, you can bet your bottom dollar that they're definitely doing well.

3365
02:09:31,020 --> 02:09:34,860
And they're a good place to be.

3366
02:09:35,180 --> 02:09:35,580
Casava.

3367
02:09:36,240 --> 02:09:37,400
Get away from that place.

3368
02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:40,300
Yeah, get away from that place.

3369
02:09:40,420 --> 02:09:46,020
I have on my possession here a fucking grenade launcher.

3370
02:09:46,300 --> 02:09:49,440
And there's a contract down there.

3371
02:09:49,500 --> 02:09:50,320
I'm not going to go down.

3372
02:09:50,380 --> 02:09:50,680
Oh, yeah.

3373
02:09:50,700 --> 02:09:51,320
I'll take that.

3374
02:09:51,520 --> 02:09:51,920
Signal.

3375
02:09:52,100 --> 02:09:53,180
It's a shite sniper rifle.

3376
02:09:53,300 --> 02:09:54,260
And it's jumpy again.

3377
02:09:54,300 --> 02:09:55,720
But I'm not going to exit the game this time.

3378
02:09:55,760 --> 02:09:57,600
I'm just going to play the hand that I've been dealt.

3379
02:09:59,040 --> 02:10:00,120
Shite sniper rifle.

3380
02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:01,120
Not great at all.

3381
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:05,380
Even if you hit them, it takes forever for them to fucking die.

3382
02:10:05,880 --> 02:10:10,380
What I will do, though, is crutalize my way down here.

3383
02:10:11,100 --> 02:10:15,460
And smooosh around the corner here.

3384
02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:20,240
Put some plates on.

3385
02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:23,160
Get set up upstairs.

3386
02:10:24,260 --> 02:10:28,520
Maybe a fucking sensual miniature ray dome if there's one going.

3387
02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:28,740
No.

3388
02:10:30,660 --> 02:10:31,700
Oh, look at this lad here.

3389
02:10:33,700 --> 02:10:34,060
Imagine.

3390
02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:35,780
Oh, fuck.

3391
02:10:35,780 --> 02:10:35,860
Imagine.

3392
02:10:35,860 --> 02:10:36,040
Yeah.

3393
02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:40,360
Fuck.

3394
02:10:42,860 --> 02:10:43,420
Yes.

3395
02:10:43,780 --> 02:10:44,960
Terrible stuff again.

3396
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:46,800
It's the worst we've ever seen.

3397
02:10:47,180 --> 02:10:48,420
It's the worst we've ever seen.

3398
02:10:48,500 --> 02:10:51,580
I want to lay the apology out there for everybody.

3399
02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:55,040
That this is the worst we've ever seen.

3400
02:10:58,540 --> 02:11:00,940
It's come to something.

3401
02:11:01,900 --> 02:11:03,060
I don't want to give up.

3402
02:11:03,180 --> 02:11:04,920
I don't want to throw in the fucking towel and just...

3403
02:11:05,920 --> 02:11:08,700
It's just not working at the moment.

3404
02:11:15,640 --> 02:11:17,280
I don't see the fucking state of that.

3405
02:11:31,280 --> 02:11:35,120
It would make you want to cry, Tom.

3406
02:11:35,540 --> 02:11:37,060
It'd make you want to cry.

3407
02:11:37,640 --> 02:11:41,340
It would make you want to cry, but don't cry.

3408
02:11:42,420 --> 02:11:43,980
Please don't cry.

3409
02:11:44,600 --> 02:11:45,460
Whatever you do.

3410
02:12:01,540 --> 02:12:03,420
Fierce.

3411
02:12:03,520 --> 02:12:06,020
Absolutely fierce lag there.

3412
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:06,780
Nothing.

3413
02:12:06,780 --> 02:12:08,300
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

3414
02:12:08,300 --> 02:12:09,140
I could do about that.

3415
02:12:09,300 --> 02:12:11,820
And I'm going to say that this has to be.

3416
02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:14,240
One of the most unfortunate.

3417
02:12:14,980 --> 02:12:16,240
Sessions we've ever.

3418
02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:16,320
Ever.

3419
02:12:17,200 --> 02:12:20,280
Leveled accusations of champions contract at.

3420
02:12:22,680 --> 02:12:23,780
Magic bullet theory.

3421
02:12:25,620 --> 02:12:26,580
You do the math.

3422
02:12:26,900 --> 02:12:27,380
I don't know.

3423
02:12:28,460 --> 02:12:29,340
Is it the moon dust?

3424
02:12:30,960 --> 02:12:31,940
I'm not sure.

3425
02:12:32,660 --> 02:12:33,620
I'm really not sure.

3426
02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:36,960
I mean, it's nice.

3427
02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:40,020
I mean, it's nice RGA Kyle there in the chat saying you're due for a win.

3428
02:12:40,820 --> 02:12:41,260
Look.

3429
02:12:41,960 --> 02:12:44,540
Let's just focus on trying to get at least a top ten.

3430
02:12:44,960 --> 02:12:46,920
But I mean, that's not going to be good enough for us.

3431
02:12:47,780 --> 02:12:53,780
I think they should at least extend the champions contract to solo's top fives.

3432
02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:55,240
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

3433
02:12:55,240 --> 02:12:59,980
I think they should at least get a fucking point for making it to the top five there.

3434
02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:02,940
Take a stew break, says Ian.

3435
02:13:03,020 --> 02:13:05,140
It sounds, sounds bountiful.

3436
02:13:05,300 --> 02:13:06,600
It sounds nice.

3437
02:13:07,300 --> 02:13:08,460
It sounds nice.

3438
02:13:08,460 --> 02:13:09,680
Waste to see the jibby jab.

3439
02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:13,760
Sweaty fists the jibby jab.

3440
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:16,640
Xanadu 2.0.

3441
02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:17,600
We must wait.

3442
02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:19,220
And we must see.

3443
02:13:22,340 --> 02:13:25,460
We don't know how long do you get for your contract.

3444
02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:26,720
Is it 30 days?

3445
02:13:28,080 --> 02:13:29,180
Asks not Owen.

3446
02:13:29,660 --> 02:13:35,540
I've been reliably informed by somebody in the know in the chat there, not Owen, that it's

3447
02:13:35,540 --> 02:13:37,080
until the season ends.

3448
02:13:37,420 --> 02:13:42,940
Now, I'm not sure how many seasons of war zone there are.

3449
02:13:44,220 --> 02:13:47,660
Or indeed, how long a particular season lasts.

3450
02:13:49,020 --> 02:13:55,440
But if it is 30 days, then we're not going to get that champions contract.

3451
02:13:59,780 --> 02:14:03,160
Rory, you heard there in the chat saying that was me shooting you before you got killed.

3452
02:14:03,280 --> 02:14:08,340
So we have got stream snipers in the house as well.

3453
02:14:09,020 --> 02:14:09,900
Which is a shame.

3454
02:14:10,660 --> 02:14:12,020
So, I mean, I'm dealing with lag.

3455
02:14:12,020 --> 02:14:19,200
I'm dealing with stream snipers who are literally telling me in the chat, playing mind games with me.

3456
02:14:20,100 --> 02:14:22,400
Thank you very much, Dara Dermody, for the tip there.

3457
02:14:22,660 --> 02:14:24,060
Any Farage going?

3458
02:14:24,260 --> 02:14:27,100
I haven't checked in with him in a long time.

3459
02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:29,760
He's old news to me now.

3460
02:14:29,920 --> 02:14:31,220
Neil is the man, to be honest.

3461
02:14:31,960 --> 02:14:36,440
Verney, teabag, thank you very much for the tip.

3462
02:14:36,580 --> 02:14:38,380
Tommy says he's never been to Kosovo.

3463
02:14:39,760 --> 02:14:43,120
I seem to remember him cutting silage out there at some stage.

3464
02:14:43,300 --> 02:14:45,940
Or was he not doing dinners for the NATO troops?

3465
02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:48,180
Hard to keep up with all his deployments.

3466
02:14:48,420 --> 02:14:52,000
And Tom, can you give us some information and shed some light on that?

3467
02:14:53,780 --> 02:14:59,820
Yes, I was actually only saying that to try and lure out some of the people who do know.

3468
02:15:00,300 --> 02:15:04,220
And, of course, I was doing a bit of dirty work out there.

3469
02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:06,940
Bit of dirty, smelly silage work.

3470
02:15:08,000 --> 02:15:11,920
I was doing a bit of muck spreading as well out there at some stage.

3471
02:15:11,980 --> 02:15:15,720
But they do have the best grass known to man out there.

3472
02:15:15,720 --> 02:15:17,680
Some lovely, fertile land.

3473
02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:19,940
Rusty bullet hole bandit.

3474
02:15:20,440 --> 02:15:22,480
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3475
02:15:23,340 --> 02:15:25,300
But, yeah, that was a long time ago now.

3476
02:15:25,360 --> 02:15:27,100
That was before the whole Kosovo business.

3477
02:15:27,220 --> 02:15:31,020
That was back kind of mid-90s sort of stuff, you know.

3478
02:15:31,780 --> 02:15:33,140
Before the late 90s.

3479
02:15:33,700 --> 02:15:35,260
Still believing in smoke and litters.

3480
02:15:35,620 --> 02:15:38,760
Mid would generally mean before the late, indeed.

3481
02:15:39,460 --> 02:15:40,780
Let's get this fucking going.

3482
02:15:45,780 --> 02:15:46,420
Let's see.

3483
02:15:51,140 --> 02:15:52,040
Okay, come on.

3484
02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:52,660
Come on.

3485
02:15:57,220 --> 02:15:58,180
Hold direct mark.

3486
02:16:00,460 --> 02:16:01,520
Very far away.

3487
02:16:02,040 --> 02:16:02,800
Very far away.

3488
02:16:02,840 --> 02:16:04,100
I've got an itchy ear.

3489
02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:07,420
But I can't scratch the fucking ear.

3490
02:16:07,580 --> 02:16:09,980
So, I mean, again, this is going to be another factor in us.

3491
02:16:10,080 --> 02:16:10,400
If I...

3492
02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:13,400
If I get iced...

3493
02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:16,860
Or dumped out of this fucking thing,

3494
02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:18,560
it could be down to the fact that

3495
02:16:18,560 --> 02:16:21,120
not only am I up against it with the lag,

3496
02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:23,520
but I do have an itchy ear

3497
02:16:23,520 --> 02:16:25,300
that is unscratchable at the moment.

3498
02:16:25,460 --> 02:16:27,120
And it's fully ensconced

3499
02:16:27,120 --> 02:16:28,940
within the remit

3500
02:16:28,940 --> 02:16:31,280
of the right ear cup

3501
02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:32,360
on the headset here.

3502
02:16:32,500 --> 02:16:36,220
It's a fucking sticky situation to be in, Tom.

3503
02:16:37,220 --> 02:16:39,300
It's not a great situation at all.

3504
02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:39,580
You...

3505
02:16:39,580 --> 02:16:41,620
You poor soldier.

3506
02:16:41,780 --> 02:16:42,020
You're...

3507
02:16:42,020 --> 02:16:44,100
You're having a hard time today.

3508
02:16:44,660 --> 02:16:46,220
Kevin and Galway, thanks for the tip.

3509
02:16:47,660 --> 02:16:49,540
Kevin and Galway, thanks for the tip.

3510
02:16:52,100 --> 02:16:52,880
This is a...

3511
02:16:52,880 --> 02:16:53,400
I'm...

3512
02:16:53,400 --> 02:16:54,500
I'm playing...

3513
02:16:54,500 --> 02:16:57,860
Not well.

3514
02:16:58,540 --> 02:16:59,440
I'm out of sorts.

3515
02:17:00,240 --> 02:17:01,240
I'm out of sorts.

3516
02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:02,900
Hopefully there's a...

3517
02:17:02,900 --> 02:17:04,240
A box or something in here.

3518
02:17:04,320 --> 02:17:05,080
No, we'll get down here.

3519
02:17:07,300 --> 02:17:09,640
Tommy is giving bad intelligence tonight,

3520
02:17:09,760 --> 02:17:10,980
says Kevin and Galway.

3521
02:17:11,220 --> 02:17:12,880
Indeed, it isn't great.

3522
02:17:13,020 --> 02:17:14,100
And some of the...

3523
02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,700
Look at these two sniper rifles.

3524
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:17,620
Get that cat.

3525
02:17:18,180 --> 02:17:19,360
And it's got that...

3526
02:17:19,360 --> 02:17:20,940
Well, it's got a better scope on it

3527
02:17:20,940 --> 02:17:22,040
than the one I had before.

3528
02:17:25,100 --> 02:17:28,160
And we've got a nice pick of rifles here.

3529
02:17:28,320 --> 02:17:28,980
Assault rifles.

3530
02:17:29,180 --> 02:17:29,460
We'll get...

3531
02:17:29,460 --> 02:17:31,040
We'll take that holger.

3532
02:17:32,580 --> 02:17:34,040
So we've got a UAV.

3533
02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:36,140
And a mini radome.

3534
02:17:37,440 --> 02:17:38,580
Another box here.

3535
02:17:39,140 --> 02:17:40,000
And we'll get upstairs.

3536
02:17:40,560 --> 02:17:41,940
And jump on the...

3537
02:17:41,940 --> 02:17:43,600
The fucking redeployment unit.

3538
02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:46,220
That MTZ looks nasty enough.

3539
02:17:46,900 --> 02:17:48,180
It's a slow rate of fire,

3540
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:49,120
but it's strong.

3541
02:17:50,440 --> 02:17:51,000
We've got a...

3542
02:17:52,860 --> 02:17:54,940
I think I'd rather go with that.

3543
02:17:55,620 --> 02:17:56,980
Not a sub, but fuck it.

3544
02:17:56,980 --> 02:18:04,320
Back up here.

3545
02:18:05,760 --> 02:18:06,420
Yeah, look.

3546
02:18:06,660 --> 02:18:08,120
Not great with the intelligence,

3547
02:18:08,340 --> 02:18:11,060
but I have really nothing to go on at the moment.

3548
02:18:11,100 --> 02:18:13,100
You're not even giving us anything to go on.

3549
02:18:13,260 --> 02:18:13,800
I'll go off.

3550
02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,280
We'll go down here.

3551
02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:24,840
Pop radar.

3552
02:18:25,060 --> 02:18:26,160
Pop miniature radar.

3553
02:18:26,160 --> 02:18:28,640
If there's anyone around the town,

3554
02:18:29,240 --> 02:18:30,320
we'll take them down.

3555
02:18:32,660 --> 02:18:34,320
Or we'll hit that redeploy

3556
02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:35,840
and then go over to the big...

3557
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:36,940
Big bamboozler.

3558
02:18:37,480 --> 02:18:38,760
Big contract man.

3559
02:18:40,120 --> 02:18:42,080
Take him down a fucking peg or two.

3560
02:18:43,040 --> 02:18:44,400
Pegasus, they'll be calling us.

3561
02:18:46,440 --> 02:18:48,500
The lad with wings on his shoes.

3562
02:18:48,500 --> 02:18:52,340
Sometimes get him confused with the other lad

3563
02:18:52,340 --> 02:18:55,420
with the wings that flew too close to the sun

3564
02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:58,600
and ended up getting fucking killed.

3565
02:19:00,400 --> 02:19:01,620
What was his name again?

3566
02:19:01,620 --> 02:19:03,160
That was another myth, was it?

3567
02:19:03,200 --> 02:19:04,100
That wasn't Pegasus.

3568
02:19:04,180 --> 02:19:06,620
That was fucking...

3569
02:19:06,620 --> 02:19:08,260
What was his name again?

3570
02:19:10,080 --> 02:19:12,040
Began with an S, I think.

3571
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:14,740
Steve, was it?

3572
02:19:16,580 --> 02:19:18,360
Definitely not the myth of Steve.

3573
02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:20,180
It was something more Greek than that.

3574
02:19:24,520 --> 02:19:25,580
Sean, was it?

3575
02:19:28,780 --> 02:19:30,220
Definitely not Sean, no.

3576
02:19:34,220 --> 02:19:36,220
Tupo, thanks very much for the tip there.

3577
02:19:39,020 --> 02:19:40,780
Loadout drop headed your way.

3578
02:19:45,100 --> 02:19:47,260
Looks like the contract's off the menu, boys.

3579
02:19:47,740 --> 02:19:48,460
I'll tell you this.

3580
02:19:49,020 --> 02:19:50,720
Yeti 47 is on the menu.

3581
02:19:50,780 --> 02:19:51,280
Closing in.

3582
02:19:51,440 --> 02:19:52,740
Relocating the safe zone.

3583
02:19:53,480 --> 02:19:53,680
Oh.

3584
02:19:53,680 --> 02:20:07,200
oh my god it's okay so good bye bro it's okay oh my god

3585
02:20:07,200 --> 02:20:23,440
oh my god gonna jack it in gonna throw the fucking

3586
02:20:23,440 --> 02:20:53,200
game out the window a disc like a frisbee straight into the kisser

3587
02:20:53,200 --> 02:21:09,440
i'm gonna itch my ear here oh yeah fucking that's it take that scratch you bastard take it ah yeah

3588
02:21:10,320 --> 02:21:17,200
that's nice that was insane that was beautiful tom sounded really nice sounded like you really

3589
02:21:17,200 --> 02:21:22,080
scratched that itch now it's time to make make good with what you've got

3590
02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:32,160
let's do this here we go back in business

3591
02:21:34,960 --> 02:21:47,840
he's been up here i need to take

3592
02:21:52,400 --> 02:22:03,920
the itch the itch is back again i'm not feeling good today not feeling good at all the scratchy

3593
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:10,400
fucking ears just all manner of of shit i'm going again

3594
02:22:15,280 --> 02:22:21,120
where is it it's high it's gone into the head now it's gone inside my head it's it was on the exterior

3595
02:22:21,120 --> 02:22:26,560
of my head and now that the itch has gone inside the ear christ

3596
02:22:31,360 --> 02:22:36,400
like chasing a fucking prick living inside you and you can't get to them

3597
02:22:37,920 --> 02:22:43,920
now where did those accusations of airstrike come from because i've got a present and i really want to

3598
02:22:43,920 --> 02:22:49,760
give it to the person who has given me presents if they're around if they would be so kind as to

3599
02:22:51,840 --> 02:23:00,240
show us their presence you're incoming lovely lovely he's going for load out we're gonna get a load up our chest

3600
02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:10,000
target block request fire miss copy phoenix two three on approach strike inbound

3601
02:23:16,400 --> 02:23:28,960
oh my that's my own i think that's my own um airstrike there not great

3602
02:23:33,440 --> 02:23:37,840
it's a messy game today lads it's a real messy one leo messy

3603
02:23:37,840 --> 02:23:58,240
okay okay okay hell that shadow then i thought that was someone behind me

3604
02:24:05,920 --> 02:24:07,600
the man flying above us

3605
02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:17,840
let's take the drone for a spin you don't want to you don't want to die you know i'll put the drone

3606
02:24:17,840 --> 02:24:23,440
out and find you so okay i know where you are now we can at least we're on an even keel now that's

3607
02:24:23,440 --> 02:24:29,840
great stuff that's great stuff how do we kill that fucker from here how do we do this do we do it like

3608
02:24:29,840 --> 02:24:32,480
this enemies are dropping into the area watch the skies

3609
02:24:32,480 --> 02:24:53,840
where is it where's the the draw i'm trying i'm hearing the drone i can't see it and the itch has moved to the back of the head now

3610
02:24:55,840 --> 02:25:19,200
it's gonna be nice it's gonna be nice

3611
02:25:19,200 --> 02:25:26,580
He's engaged.

3612
02:25:26,580 --> 02:25:52,880
He flew away.

3613
02:25:52,880 --> 02:26:11,520
I wonder where he flew sir. Yes!

3614
02:26:11,520 --> 02:26:20,920
Bloodfoot blood. Lovely stuff. Finally, we got something going Tom. Got a bit of heat going.

3615
02:26:20,920 --> 02:26:27,100
That's what we've done. It's feeling hot now. Hot to the touch. Get a bit of heat going.

3616
02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:35,160
That's what we've got going. Someone aiming at us. Back inside our fucking safe house and

3617
02:26:35,160 --> 02:26:39,380
we've still got our bouncing Betty ready to dish out a bit of fucking damage to anyone

3618
02:26:39,380 --> 02:26:45,560
who wants to lay siege to us. Hopefully that guy that was aiming at us is going to cruise

3619
02:26:45,560 --> 02:26:51,740
over this way and we're going to have a real nice time when he arrives. Bit of a housewarming

3620
02:26:51,740 --> 02:26:57,500
present for him if he wants to fucking join in. Maybe we'll go over there and try and start

3621
02:26:57,500 --> 02:26:59,740
that cunt out. He's over there somewhere hiding.

3622
02:26:59,740 --> 02:27:07,920
Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone.

3623
02:27:07,920 --> 02:27:27,920
Let's just listen out here. Use the ears. Yeah. Dancing around inside there. Ted dancing. Imagine if he drops down. I doubt he will though because it's outside the circle. It doesn't look like he'd come looking for attention around this side of town. We'll just go around the fucking back arse of the building.

3624
02:27:27,920 --> 02:27:57,160
Jordan B. Creeperson. Around here. All. Where the fuck? Where and how? Where and how? Is all I'm asking. Didn't even hear him. Didn't even hear him drop there. Didn't even hear him drop. Was he wearing moon boots? Was he wearing soft silk slippers? Because I didn't hear any of that.

3625
02:27:57,160 --> 02:28:06,200
thank you very much there um for the tip icarus is after you heavy balls thank you very much

3626
02:28:06,200 --> 02:28:14,220
two pull thank you very much you see i let neil into the house because he said he could bend spoons

3627
02:28:14,220 --> 02:28:21,560
by shouting them shouting at them and now he won't leave please what is the deactivation code

3628
02:28:21,560 --> 02:28:28,720
francis well that is a uri geller special and it's come to that moment again in the stream which

3629
02:28:28,720 --> 02:28:35,280
always usually happens where i can't remember whether or not uri geller is still with us or not

3630
02:28:35,280 --> 02:28:45,320
tom the spoon bender i'm not particularly sure if he's still alive but he could be gone i'm not sure

3631
02:28:45,320 --> 02:28:51,540
is he n n beaks in the chat says he is still with us it's great to know there's a few geller heads out

3632
02:28:51,540 --> 02:29:01,360
there who are really really singing the song of the uri geller himself there he is still alive he's

3633
02:29:01,360 --> 02:29:12,720
still with us he's still doing damage to spoons the fucker great stuff um one more and then if not it's

3634
02:29:12,720 --> 02:29:18,320
stew time it's stew time if not we'll be back in one moment

3635
02:29:18,320 --> 02:29:24,080
just leave you with a bit of jibby jab while i'm gone to the pisser

3636
02:29:24,080 --> 02:29:30,180
keep on banging on what a pisser what an absolute pisser and i mean this has been so far

3637
02:29:30,180 --> 02:29:37,360
i don't want any of it i mean it the jibby jab

3638
02:29:37,360 --> 02:29:58,980
conspiracy theorist granny killer covidiot cova denier election denier domestic terrorist a putin apologist

3639
02:29:58,980 --> 02:30:06,800
all four horsemen of the apocalypse cyber attack war against iran john f kennedy lone shooter the magic bullet

3640
02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3641
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3642
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3643
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3644
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3645
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3646
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3647
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:16,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3648
02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:16,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3649
02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:16,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3650
02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3651
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3652
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3653
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3654
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3655
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3656
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3657
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3658
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3659
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3660
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3661
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620
still believing in smoke and mirrors

3662
02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:21,620
my disappointment is immense curiosity

3663
02:30:21,620 --> 02:30:22,620
curiosity curiosity the jibby jab

3664
02:30:22,620 --> 02:30:37,440
the jibby jab i'm gonna scratch the fuck out of this ear now just a really it's not even itching more just a preemptive strike against the fucking itch

3665
02:30:37,440 --> 02:31:04,260
that succession of pricks evidence of their curiosity and i'll keep on banging on i said it was time to clear out the trash and i mean it and i mean it the jibby jab i'm not i'm not playing games i'm not taking any fucking risks so i just

3666
02:31:04,260 --> 02:31:34,120
jibby jab i'm not taking any risks or chances with this itch so just to really fuck it off i uh just go to fucking anti-histamine there oh i mean i'm not sure that's gonna have any effect at all but bizarre fucking itch at this in my head there was started off the back of the ear i scratched it and then it went inside the ear

3667
02:31:34,120 --> 02:31:37,040
into my head it was bizarre and frightening

3668
02:31:37,040 --> 02:31:40,660
thanks very much for the tip there shite guides

3669
02:31:40,660 --> 02:31:48,680
check your weapons check your gear and also a couple of other tippers there have just happened as you were gone for a piss francis

3670
02:31:48,680 --> 02:31:52,560
very nice very nice what what happened

3671
02:31:52,560 --> 02:31:59,220
well uh shite guides has sent you a tip and someone called emotions has sent you a tip

3672
02:31:59,220 --> 02:32:04,680
says any luck with the old elden ring i have 100 percent of myself not to brag

3673
02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:12,880
uh no no look on elden ring at all and uh i started this in earnest off stream

3674
02:32:12,880 --> 02:32:15,720
didn't really fucking light my fire

3675
02:32:15,720 --> 02:32:23,280
uh but i might return to it at some stage in the future when i've uh better graphics set up that is

3676
02:32:23,280 --> 02:32:29,820
you know on the cards at some stage ian calloway thank you very much for your tip as well

3677
02:32:29,820 --> 02:32:38,440
whisper of the heart of the gubsom diazepam whilst you're at it i i can't i don't have that on me and

3678
02:32:38,440 --> 02:32:44,980
i'm not sure i'd want to get into fucking taking whatever the hell they are bendos or what what i mean

3679
02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:51,560
i suppose it would help you because it did help solid snake

3680
02:32:51,560 --> 02:32:59,720
uh you know when he was shooting the sniper rifle the battle with sniper wolf but right now i don't think that would help me because

3681
02:32:59,720 --> 02:33:06,200
you need to really have your wits about you it's fast thinking sort of stuff it's move fast live

3682
02:33:06,200 --> 02:33:12,160
free die hard whatever the fucking saying was the tagline for the die hard movie think fast

3683
02:33:12,160 --> 02:33:16,800
run free die hard or something like that i'm not sure

3684
02:33:16,800 --> 02:33:23,760
yeah just hoping somebody will correct me there very very quickly before we get going

3685
02:33:23,760 --> 02:33:29,520
yeah thanks very much there lads shite guides emotions ian halloween icarus is after you

3686
02:33:29,520 --> 02:33:33,960
if this doesn't work out for us could be a could be a game over

3687
02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:36,620
could be game over

3688
02:33:36,620 --> 02:33:44,600
not even looking at where we're going here that guy has gone straight for the car

3689
02:33:44,600 --> 02:33:48,000
We're gonna fucking hopefully get a nice big massive gun here

3690
02:33:51,620 --> 02:33:54,840
Yes, we need to we need to find a piece

3691
02:33:57,320 --> 02:34:00,840
How about that, huh? No, no, no

3692
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,840
No! No! No!

3693
02:34:04,840 --> 02:34:08,840
You got gas moving in.

3694
02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:12,840
Now you know!

3695
02:34:12,840 --> 02:34:14,840
Wow. Home run!

3696
02:34:14,840 --> 02:34:18,840
Live fast, die fast!

3697
02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:20,840
He fucking sma-

3698
02:34:20,840 --> 02:34:25,840
He really hit you with hard there like a baseball. He treated your head as if it was a baseball.

3699
02:34:25,840 --> 02:34:28,840
And he had a baseball whacker on him as well.

3700
02:34:28,840 --> 02:34:34,840
One more. One more. If this goes tits up, one more.

3701
02:34:52,840 --> 02:34:54,840
Your fight's over, soldier.

3702
02:34:54,840 --> 02:34:56,840
One more.

3703
02:34:56,840 --> 02:34:58,840
One more.

3704
02:34:58,840 --> 02:35:00,840
One more.

3705
02:35:00,840 --> 02:35:30,820
Thank you.

3706
02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:35,460
I think we just need a vibe shift.

3707
02:35:35,900 --> 02:35:37,640
I think it's just a vibe shift scenario.

3708
02:35:41,020 --> 02:35:42,080
That's a stupid...

3709
02:35:42,080 --> 02:35:42,820
That game is...

3710
02:35:42,820 --> 02:35:44,080
It's riddled.

3711
02:35:44,480 --> 02:35:45,400
That game is riddled.

3712
02:35:46,360 --> 02:35:47,800
I don't know what's gone on.

3713
02:35:48,180 --> 02:35:49,600
Something has changed in that game.

3714
02:35:50,180 --> 02:35:52,480
I was absolutely owning the place the other day.

3715
02:35:52,900 --> 02:35:53,380
Owning it.

3716
02:35:54,340 --> 02:35:55,300
People are scared.

3717
02:35:56,740 --> 02:35:57,660
People are scared.

3718
02:35:58,260 --> 02:36:00,080
And now nothing's happening for me in it.

3719
02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:01,080
That's...

3720
02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:02,420
Disgusting.

3721
02:36:02,420 --> 02:36:10,520
Moondust.

3722
02:36:11,420 --> 02:36:12,300
Moondust.

3723
02:36:15,420 --> 02:36:16,220
Moondust.

3724
02:36:18,280 --> 02:36:19,800
Moondust is still a problem.

3725
02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:21,940
Moondust.

3726
02:36:24,300 --> 02:36:25,420
Just...

3727
02:36:25,420 --> 02:36:27,660
Moondust.

3728
02:36:30,060 --> 02:36:30,500
Moondust.

3729
02:36:30,640 --> 02:36:32,100
Let's just try and bring us...

3730
02:36:32,100 --> 02:36:34,920
Bring ourselves down here now with something maybe different.

3731
02:36:35,060 --> 02:36:37,780
Maybe a bit of stew or maybe something a little bit different.

3732
02:36:42,420 --> 02:36:43,120
Let me see.

3733
02:36:44,420 --> 02:36:44,800
Moondust.

3734
02:36:47,080 --> 02:36:47,660
Moondust.

3735
02:36:49,920 --> 02:36:54,080
Moon dust is still a problem.

3736
02:36:54,080 --> 02:37:21,720
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Hang on. It's gone.

3737
02:37:21,720 --> 02:37:46,720
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust.

3738
02:37:46,720 --> 02:38:15,300
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

3739
02:38:15,300 --> 02:38:18,820
Moon dust is still a problem.

3740
02:38:19,080 --> 02:38:28,660
Now I just the other day thought maybe I'll try something that's different that I haven't played in the in the retro sphere.

3741
02:38:29,060 --> 02:38:29,560
Moon dust.

3742
02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:46,620
I do have the PlayStation 2. There are a few games that I never played for it that I've managed to acquire one of them which might I'm not going to make any big claims about it but it might blow your mind because it sounds amazing.

3743
02:38:46,820 --> 02:38:50,280
I've never played it. Let's see how it goes.

3744
02:38:50,280 --> 02:38:57,700
When I boot up. See where we find it. Where's the game?

3745
02:38:59,560 --> 02:39:00,040
Moon dust.

3746
02:39:01,180 --> 02:39:02,280
ISO selector.

3747
02:39:04,960 --> 02:39:05,760
Moon dust.

3748
02:39:07,800 --> 02:39:09,340
Moon dust is still a problem.

3749
02:39:10,760 --> 02:39:11,500
Moon dust.

3750
02:39:12,280 --> 02:39:39,300
It looks good. It's by Code Monkeys.

3751
02:39:39,300 --> 02:39:49,540
There we have none other than Alan Hansen's sports quiz.

3752
02:40:06,320 --> 02:40:21,740
This could be a fucking belter. We don't know. I've never played it, but it does exist. I just want to see that intro again because I fucking missed it. I didn't have the headphones plugged into the system. Let's just boot that up again.

3753
02:40:21,740 --> 02:40:23,820
This looks fantastic, guys.

3754
02:40:23,820 --> 02:40:31,180
than alan hansen's sports challenge let's see how it goes

3755
02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:46,380
and it's by oxygen games that looks amazing you're filthy thank you very much for the tip

3756
02:40:46,380 --> 02:40:51,420
bell and sperling thank you very much for the tip and annie hash very very kind of you there

3757
02:40:51,420 --> 02:40:55,980
i've seen stew hanging with charlie the monkey hello there and welcome to my sports challenge

3758
02:40:55,980 --> 02:41:01,900
wow are you ready to put your sporting knowledge to the test have you got the skills to top the table

3759
02:41:01,900 --> 02:41:07,100
first is first second is nowhere and it's time to get this show on the road

3760
02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:14,860
wow the sound there and look at alan hansen the way they've rendered him he's exactly like the picture

3761
02:41:14,860 --> 02:41:22,860
of him in real life as well but his fingers looked like massive denny gold medal sausages

3762
02:41:23,900 --> 02:41:32,460
uh kind of like square he had the same fingers so i was gonna turn that down sorry if it blasted your

3763
02:41:32,460 --> 02:41:38,300
mind off there uh heavy hansen thank you very much there shambolic you see

3764
02:41:42,140 --> 02:41:47,900
john prioli says just spent the last hour and a half napping with this on in the background delightful

3765
02:41:47,900 --> 02:41:54,860
white noise cheers francis i can't imagine anything more terrifying drifting in and out of consciousness

3766
02:41:55,420 --> 02:42:00,780
well it's coming to terms with uh what i've been dealing with in war zone but now it's gonna get

3767
02:42:00,780 --> 02:42:06,540
even more trippier and weirder because we're gonna start alan hansen sports challenge i'm really looking

3768
02:42:06,540 --> 02:42:12,540
forward to this i've had this on in the back pocket when times get hard i thought this is going to really

3769
02:42:12,540 --> 02:42:21,260
change the mood and god knows we need the mood to to change and lift after a really particularly bad bad

3770
02:42:21,260 --> 02:42:31,020
showing at war zone this evening tom wasn't great at all but this alan hansen sports challenge seems to have

3771
02:42:31,020 --> 02:42:38,460
some sauce about it i'm enjoying what could possibly potentially be a great game hopefully uh hopefully it

3772
02:42:38,460 --> 02:42:44,620
works hopefully it works that's the first and foremost thing because it could crash we don't know

3773
02:42:47,020 --> 02:42:55,580
yeah i never even remember seeing this when it was out so i mean god knows how it plays uh let's see

3774
02:42:55,580 --> 02:43:03,100
if it goes well it's a game the time forgot it's a playstation game the time forgot i get this uh

3775
02:43:04,940 --> 02:43:10,780
i'm pressing x button now now my controller isn't working let's press x to continue and this is the

3776
02:43:10,780 --> 02:43:21,980
problem we said just configure here emulation that music is insane that would drive you insane that that

3777
02:43:21,980 --> 02:43:44,940
music we have a little look here now how would you put the controllers pad one x input device oh yeah so it should work

3778
02:43:44,940 --> 02:43:57,020
to restart the fucking thing again which is no problem i don't mind seeing alan's face again in the

3779
02:43:57,020 --> 02:44:01,660
introduction it's a it's a nice introduction just open the fucking window there

3780
02:44:03,820 --> 02:44:10,380
so emulation settings we're plugging bios over the

3781
02:44:10,380 --> 02:44:36,300
uh salty hash thank you very oh salty gash thank you very much and heavy hanson as well apologies here for

3782
02:44:36,300 --> 02:44:43,900
the uh lack of the uh lack of handsome just gonna moon dust you again while i try and get this up and running

3783
02:44:46,300 --> 02:44:54,140
that's that that's the controller it says is in there this works there the other day and i was annoying

3784
02:44:54,140 --> 02:45:22,620
moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust is still a problem

3785
02:45:22,620 --> 02:45:33,340
moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust

3786
02:45:37,180 --> 02:45:42,060
i don't want to have to tackle alan hansen sports challenge with the keyboard

3787
02:45:43,580 --> 02:46:03,020
to be honest thank you very much zeebs 23 there and uh apple lou jenkins says hi from taiwan

3788
02:46:09,020 --> 02:46:15,180
moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust is still a problem moon dust

3789
02:46:18,940 --> 02:46:24,460
steven danlin thank you very much for the tip there this game is from 2007

3790
02:46:25,260 --> 02:46:26,220
what are you saying there

3791
02:46:32,540 --> 02:46:37,580
hello there and welcome to my sports challenge are you ready to put your sporting knowledge to

3792
02:46:37,580 --> 02:46:44,060
the test i am have you got the skills to top the team again first is first second is nowhere

3793
02:46:44,060 --> 02:46:52,380
and it's time to get this show on the road let's do it moondust moondust

3794
02:46:56,860 --> 02:47:05,180
yeah he does look different in ps2 format and steven dylan asked if you streamed any mgs games

3795
02:47:05,740 --> 02:47:09,340
that would be in your playlist a run of them would be tasty if you have the tech

3796
02:47:09,900 --> 02:47:12,940
it would be great i just need to get the tech running for this

3797
02:47:19,340 --> 02:47:24,860
if i have to hear this tune

3798
02:47:24,860 --> 02:47:40,700
oh having a fucking nightmare here with warzone and now windows controller setup

3799
02:47:42,060 --> 02:47:46,140
and this music as well this never ending loop of music

3800
02:47:47,740 --> 02:47:52,220
we go here devices system bluetooth printers mouse

3801
02:47:54,620 --> 02:48:13,740
dual sense wireless controller remove device so it's in the fucking setup it's in windows windows can see it

3802
02:48:13,740 --> 02:48:22,620
this is it this is the game this is the moment we've all been waiting for it uh

3803
02:48:22,620 --> 02:48:30,620
it works finally this is it this is the game this is the moment we've all been waiting for it uh

3804
02:48:30,620 --> 02:48:49,180
it's it's all happening right now we can't believe it we can't believe it tom can we

3805
02:48:52,060 --> 02:49:00,220
it is unbelievable what is happening right now it's definitely you can't even imagine it thanks tom for

3806
02:49:00,220 --> 02:49:06,220
backing me up on that one now start game here we go let's get started let's get started

3807
02:49:08,060 --> 02:49:12,620
how long have we got then how long have we got i think there's a bit of a like when the we played the getaway

3808
02:49:12,620 --> 02:49:22,620
there's a bit of a kind of a a slow down effect on the voices due to the rendering of it but it might

3809
02:49:22,620 --> 02:49:30,940
sound like alan is a bit slow on the game but i mean i just can't do anything about that and it might add an

3810
02:49:30,940 --> 02:49:46,380
element of danger to the game having a slow hansen alxdr thanks for the tip there you say hansen was just sloshed at the time call of hansen quiz zone

3811
02:49:47,260 --> 02:49:56,940
i thank you very much sophistics for the uh tip there suggestion to invite none other than gary devil to commentate over alan hansen

3812
02:49:57,580 --> 02:50:07,340
that's uh some suggestion i wish i'd have seen that suggestion three hours ago but unfortunately i didn't

3813
02:50:07,340 --> 02:50:13,100
thank you very much there shafi asmr let's get this going here i don't want to take the pace here short game

3814
02:50:13,100 --> 02:50:18,460
medium game long game we don't know how long this quiz is or how long this game is going to go on for so i'm

3815
02:50:18,460 --> 02:50:25,740
just going to go with medium and see what alan can throw at us i'm just going to move this over here

3816
02:50:25,740 --> 02:50:35,420
maybe just put my face over here just though i'm inside the playstation box but i wanted the actual

3817
02:50:36,300 --> 02:50:39,260
game itself to be in the middle of the screen there we go

3818
02:50:41,580 --> 02:50:47,820
maybe i'll put myself up here i don't want to be blocking any part of the incredible game though

3819
02:50:51,580 --> 02:50:55,580
a medium game nice choice who's playing then

3820
02:50:58,140 --> 02:51:05,020
this is the parity game okay you can still play a one player

3821
02:51:08,140 --> 02:51:12,140
who's playing one press l1 or r1 to join

3822
02:51:14,140 --> 02:51:24,140
okay that's uh i can't add anybody there from the chat because you need to have a controller

3823
02:51:26,940 --> 02:51:40,780
maybe tommy could be player too tom yeah you need to check me in and if you don't mind not taking the

3824
02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:45,580
pace i've pretended to do my voice and that it's very embarrassing

3825
02:51:48,220 --> 02:51:53,020
who do these people think they are yeah don't worry about that i think what what needs to happen

3826
02:51:53,020 --> 02:52:00,380
there tom is i need to move back up here because i just feel a little bit cheekier when i'm down here

3827
02:52:00,380 --> 02:52:08,780
like i'm gonna start doing your voice so we move you here or move me here should i say and let's just

3828
02:52:08,780 --> 02:52:15,340
see what happens when we cut to you yeah you might want to move up a little bit more there because

3829
02:52:15,340 --> 02:52:19,980
you can see your chin great stuff i think that's covered that's that you covered now

3830
02:52:21,740 --> 02:52:29,420
that's me covered now do you want to play this game let's rock and roll stranger

3831
02:52:31,260 --> 02:52:40,780
we're not strangers we're not strangers we're related through blood now how do we fucking add a

3832
02:52:40,780 --> 02:52:47,900
second player but i've got one controller so it doesn't look like we can add you need another

3833
02:52:47,900 --> 02:52:54,060
controller for that tom sorry after all that shit i'm afraid we can't fucking have you as a player

3834
02:52:55,580 --> 02:53:00,460
no problem you go for it i'll be here anyway tell me if you need any answers

3835
02:53:03,900 --> 02:53:12,620
great stuff there super ted says up another bit even what the uh the fucking the game audio is it or

3836
02:53:12,620 --> 02:53:20,380
or my audio uh thanks very much for uh joining us there shafia asmr thank you very much to say i'm

3837
02:53:20,380 --> 02:53:29,500
slowly and essentially removing the handheld console from the crinkly plastic packaging very

3838
02:53:29,500 --> 02:53:35,980
very good okay my face is what supertap is in great stuff thanks for joining us there super ted no

3839
02:53:36,940 --> 02:53:44,780
alan hansen get ready to be hansenated you've heard umba well that was by hansen but wasn't the hansen we're

3840
02:53:44,780 --> 02:53:54,620
gonna be looking at now this is a different kind of hansen a strong scottish man a defender i think he was

3841
02:53:54,620 --> 02:54:02,460
for liverpool back when they were at their zenith uh let's see what he has though in in store for us here

3842
02:54:02,460 --> 02:54:10,060
in 2007 he would have probably finished been winding up his stint at match of the day or maybe be doing

3843
02:54:10,060 --> 02:54:17,180
bits and pieces here and there and he was probably just making a bit of cash fair play to him and this

3844
02:54:17,180 --> 02:54:25,820
is what that that's dedication yeah you're going medium that's dedication so some lovely bits of dialogue

3845
02:54:25,820 --> 02:54:31,900
here he must have been in the studio all day long recording this stuff choose your icon do you want to go

3846
02:54:31,900 --> 02:54:51,420
goggles, an ice skate, a dartboard, a shoe, a wheel, a shuttlecock, a boxing knit, an American

3847
02:54:51,420 --> 02:55:08,020
pigskin football, a golf ball on a tee, a rugby ball, a cricket wicket, a basket ball, a bowling

3848
02:55:08,020 --> 02:55:20,940
ball, a helmet, a tennis ball, or back to a soccer ball again. I'm going to go with a helmet.

3849
02:55:20,940 --> 02:55:33,840
Am I going to confirm that? Choose your buzzer now. That's a great one. I wonder, did Alan pick

3850
02:55:33,840 --> 02:55:39,520
these ones out? Did he bring a fucking soundboard with him for the game when they were making

3851
02:55:39,520 --> 02:55:44,220
it? Tim Reedy, thank you very much for the fucking tip there. Shout out to all the long-suffering

3852
02:55:44,220 --> 02:55:50,360
shams in Estonia. Yourself as well, Francis. Stay sharp, stay handy, and above all else,

3853
02:55:50,360 --> 02:55:56,400
stay lubricated. Thank you very much. So we've got Alan's special sound bank here. Number

3854
02:55:56,400 --> 02:56:05,740
one is... is that? Number two is... what the fuck is that? That sounded like a groan, a zombie

3855
02:56:05,740 --> 02:56:09,600
groan from Resident Evil 2. We'll just hear that one again. Sorry.

3856
02:56:09,600 --> 02:56:21,220
Tony B says Alan Hansen maintained full creative control, which would believe, lead us to believe

3857
02:56:21,220 --> 02:56:27,560
that that is Alan Hansen making that noise. We'll hear that again. That's another one he made.

3858
02:56:27,560 --> 02:56:43,460
listen to it's off it does sound a bit like him okay we'll go for it we'll see

3859
02:56:43,460 --> 02:56:48,860
what number three is like our number four let's I'm just gonna go through each and

3860
02:56:48,860 --> 02:56:54,680
every one I'm not going to repeat them unless they're amazing a classic boing

3861
02:56:54,680 --> 02:57:03,980
sound a burp we'll go back to the boy and listen to this is this a burp it's a

3862
02:57:03,980 --> 02:57:15,500
burp I wonder did Alan do that one as well that's a chimp a farish fucking weird

3863
02:57:15,500 --> 02:57:21,800
creative decision for a sports game Alan Hanson sports quiz to include burps and

3864
02:57:21,800 --> 02:57:28,460
farts would they have not got got like kind of sports sounds like lying judges or

3865
02:57:28,460 --> 02:57:41,840
just even like buzzers and stuff like that a cash another raspberry a loud long raspberry a cock

3866
02:57:44,480 --> 02:57:56,480
some other fucking birds and the comedy whistle I think I'd like to go for the comedy whistle I think

3867
02:57:56,480 --> 02:58:04,940
actually the least imposing will be Alan Hanson going so we'll just go with that I think it's number three

3868
02:58:04,940 --> 02:58:12,560
Sean Kivlin thank you very much there stand proud look to the horizon thank you very much

3869
02:58:12,560 --> 02:58:36,560
yeah we'll go with this one number two there we go you've trained hard for this moment it's time to get out there and express yourselves in the kickoff round scary you'll see a question and four possible answers scary press the button that matches your answer a right answer will earn you some points

3870
02:58:36,560 --> 02:58:48,560
okay so you see questions four answers press the button that matches the answer a right answer will earn you some points let's go for it

3871
02:58:48,560 --> 02:58:50,560
let's go for it

3872
02:58:54,560 --> 02:59:00,380
first Serena Williams when did she win it first probably fucking night 2002

3873
02:59:00,380 --> 02:59:10,380
player one that's great movement and a great answer great stuff Barthez featured for Man U and

3874
02:59:10,380 --> 02:59:12,840
Marseille

3875
02:59:12,840 --> 02:59:14,240
Fuck

3876
02:59:14,240 --> 02:59:17,600
Yes player one

3877
02:59:17,600 --> 02:59:18,520
You're right

3878
02:59:18,520 --> 02:59:21,640
Which team play in this city?

3879
02:59:22,340 --> 02:59:23,940
Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham

3880
02:59:23,940 --> 02:59:24,720
Fucking

3881
02:59:24,720 --> 02:59:27,820
Player one

3882
02:59:27,820 --> 02:59:29,120
Excellent play

3883
02:59:29,120 --> 02:59:30,140
We're doing well

3884
02:59:30,140 --> 02:59:32,640
Who's played for this team?

3885
02:59:32,740 --> 02:59:33,540
Spain is it?

3886
02:59:34,840 --> 02:59:35,360
Torres

3887
02:59:35,360 --> 02:59:38,300
Doing well

3888
02:59:38,300 --> 02:59:39,580
Omar

3889
02:59:39,580 --> 02:59:41,240
Thank you very much for the tip

3890
02:59:41,240 --> 02:59:43,280
Amsterdam, Ajax

3891
02:59:43,280 --> 02:59:47,880
This is pith easy this round

3892
02:59:47,880 --> 02:59:48,380
Player one

3893
02:59:48,380 --> 02:59:49,720
That's great movement

3894
02:59:49,720 --> 02:59:50,820
And a great answer

3895
02:59:50,820 --> 02:59:51,580
Thank you

3896
02:59:51,580 --> 02:59:53,360
Who's played for that?

3897
02:59:53,440 --> 02:59:53,860
Who's that?

3898
02:59:53,940 --> 02:59:54,600
Is that fucking

3899
02:59:54,600 --> 02:59:57,560
Baborski

3900
02:59:57,560 --> 02:59:59,100
Is that an international team?

3901
03:00:01,660 --> 03:00:03,220
That's shocking player one

3902
03:00:03,220 --> 03:00:03,760
Is that Chile?

3903
03:00:03,860 --> 03:00:04,160
Was it?

3904
03:00:05,440 --> 03:00:06,740
Rocky Santa Cruz

3905
03:00:06,740 --> 03:00:08,160
Who's in the lead?

3906
03:00:08,160 --> 03:00:11,360
Was that Atletico Madrid?

3907
03:00:12,300 --> 03:00:12,900
Player one?

3908
03:00:13,620 --> 03:00:14,460
Pure class

3909
03:00:14,460 --> 03:00:15,560
Pure class

3910
03:00:15,560 --> 03:00:16,260
I'm

3911
03:00:16,260 --> 03:00:16,900
And that's

3912
03:00:16,900 --> 03:00:17,200
Hey

3913
03:00:17,200 --> 03:00:19,760
I'm the only one in the game

3914
03:00:19,760 --> 03:00:20,640
But I mean

3915
03:00:20,640 --> 03:00:21,520
Doesn't matter

3916
03:00:21,520 --> 03:00:22,780
If there was opponents

3917
03:00:22,780 --> 03:00:25,260
They'd be getting destroyed right now

3918
03:00:25,260 --> 03:00:26,700
Fuck that last one up

3919
03:00:26,700 --> 03:00:28,000
The sitter

3920
03:00:28,000 --> 03:00:29,500
According to some people

3921
03:00:29,500 --> 03:00:30,980
Jordan Jones

3922
03:00:30,980 --> 03:00:31,760
Says shocking

3923
03:00:31,760 --> 03:00:33,820
Omar says

3924
03:00:33,820 --> 03:00:34,580
Alan Hansen

3925
03:00:34,580 --> 03:00:34,880
Quote

3926
03:00:34,880 --> 03:00:35,940
When I was playing football

3927
03:00:35,940 --> 03:00:37,680
I always felt in complete control

3928
03:00:37,680 --> 03:00:38,620
When I play golf

3929
03:00:38,620 --> 03:00:39,400
And come under pressure

3930
03:00:39,400 --> 03:00:41,440
It's a completely different ball game

3931
03:00:41,440 --> 03:00:42,940
It's a great quote

3932
03:00:42,940 --> 03:00:45,720
Let's hope we can maintain

3933
03:00:45,720 --> 03:00:47,440
Our form

3934
03:00:47,440 --> 03:00:49,180
Going into the second round

3935
03:00:49,180 --> 03:00:50,940
Which is a different round now

3936
03:00:50,940 --> 03:00:52,500
First hurdle cleared

3937
03:00:52,500 --> 03:00:54,980
It's time to get some more points on the board

3938
03:00:54,980 --> 03:00:57,000
Who's going to get their big break?

3939
03:00:57,700 --> 03:00:57,960
Me

3940
03:00:57,960 --> 03:00:59,300
A simple question

3941
03:00:59,300 --> 03:01:00,300
And four answers

3942
03:01:00,300 --> 03:01:02,500
Press the button that matches your answer

3943
03:01:02,500 --> 03:01:03,600
Get it right

3944
03:01:03,600 --> 03:01:04,940
And you'll be in the point

3945
03:01:04,940 --> 03:01:07,840
I hope this isn't like a snooker based round

3946
03:01:07,840 --> 03:01:09,280
Because of big break

3947
03:01:09,280 --> 03:01:15,280
The gimstick says it was Paraguay

3948
03:01:15,280 --> 03:01:19,660
So that was

3949
03:01:19,660 --> 03:01:21,200
So it wasn't Atletico

3950
03:01:21,200 --> 03:01:22,180
I did think

3951
03:01:22,180 --> 03:01:25,520
Is that a South American international jersey?

3952
03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:29,300
Tony B says definitely is Atletico

3953
03:01:29,300 --> 03:01:30,820
Look forget it

3954
03:01:30,820 --> 03:01:31,920
Look I'm not going to quibble

3955
03:01:31,920 --> 03:01:32,760
Some people are saying

3956
03:01:32,760 --> 03:01:33,620
I should have got that

3957
03:01:33,620 --> 03:01:34,620
That was a sitter

3958
03:01:34,620 --> 03:01:36,680
Let's get this one going yeah?

3959
03:01:37,800 --> 03:01:38,420
Round two

3960
03:01:38,420 --> 03:01:39,160
Big break

3961
03:01:39,160 --> 03:01:45,660
Which cricket team is known as the Lions?

3962
03:01:45,980 --> 03:01:46,820
I don't know

3963
03:01:46,820 --> 03:01:48,420
I'm just going to guess

3964
03:01:48,420 --> 03:01:49,580
Fucking sorry

3965
03:01:49,580 --> 03:01:53,380
Yes player one

3966
03:01:53,380 --> 03:01:54,320
You're right

3967
03:01:54,320 --> 03:01:59,320
Which country did England beat 5-1 in World Cup qualifying?

3968
03:01:59,560 --> 03:02:02,380
Germany because they never shut the fuck up about it

3969
03:02:02,380 --> 03:02:05,100
Emil Heskey and Michael Owen

3970
03:02:05,100 --> 03:02:05,560
That's great movement

3971
03:02:05,560 --> 03:02:06,160
I think back in the day

3972
03:02:06,160 --> 03:02:06,820
Great answer

3973
03:02:06,820 --> 03:02:11,500
How many fucking yards are there between each set of stumps?

3974
03:02:14,300 --> 03:02:14,820
Yards?

3975
03:02:15,240 --> 03:02:16,800
Fucking 22 maybe

3976
03:02:16,800 --> 03:02:20,620
Player one is having a blinder

3977
03:02:20,620 --> 03:02:21,480
Get in

3978
03:02:21,480 --> 03:02:25,080
Which Rangers manager went on to manage the Dutch?

3979
03:02:25,620 --> 03:02:25,980
Bengal?

3980
03:02:25,980 --> 03:02:26,600
No?

3981
03:02:27,020 --> 03:02:27,500
Advocate?

3982
03:02:27,700 --> 03:02:28,260
Sue Ness?

3983
03:02:29,820 --> 03:02:30,420
Advocate?

3984
03:02:30,920 --> 03:02:33,500
Player one

3985
03:02:33,500 --> 03:02:35,940
That's great movement and a great answer

3986
03:02:35,940 --> 03:02:38,740
Which snooker player has the nickname the Hurricane?

3987
03:02:38,880 --> 03:02:39,400
Higgins?

3988
03:02:39,900 --> 03:02:41,540
Must have still been alive back then

3989
03:02:41,540 --> 03:02:44,500
Yes player one

3990
03:02:44,500 --> 03:02:45,420
You're right

3991
03:02:45,420 --> 03:02:50,920
Who was Wales first choice goalkeeper from 82 to Netherland Southall?

3992
03:02:53,100 --> 03:02:54,020
Player one

3993
03:02:54,020 --> 03:02:55,300
Excellent play

3994
03:02:55,300 --> 03:03:00,620
I knew Neville Southall before I'd even

3995
03:03:00,620 --> 03:03:03,580
Before they'd even give us the fucking list

3996
03:03:03,580 --> 03:03:04,480
Listicles

3997
03:03:04,480 --> 03:03:06,240
Player one is showing the way

3998
03:03:06,240 --> 03:03:07,360
Beautiful stuff

3999
03:03:07,360 --> 03:03:08,080
Big break

4000
03:03:08,080 --> 03:03:09,200
Jim Davidson job

4001
03:03:09,200 --> 03:03:10,400
Thank you very much for the tip

4002
03:03:10,400 --> 03:03:11,600
Sensual piece of pudding

4003
03:03:11,600 --> 03:03:12,460
Thank you very much

4004
03:03:12,460 --> 03:03:14,220
That was a heavy round guys

4005
03:03:14,220 --> 03:03:15,720
Getting a little bit spicier

4006
03:03:15,720 --> 03:03:16,920
But I did even better

4007
03:03:16,920 --> 03:03:18,400
Than the first round

4008
03:03:18,400 --> 03:03:20,460
And I'm feeling the fucking vibe

4009
03:03:20,460 --> 03:03:22,600
I'm feeling like I'm getting back into life again

4010
03:03:22,600 --> 03:03:23,000
Tom?

4011
03:03:24,580 --> 03:03:25,480
It's great business

4012
03:03:25,480 --> 03:03:26,920
It's Alan Hansen job

4013
03:03:26,920 --> 03:03:27,880
It's fantastic

4014
03:03:27,880 --> 03:03:29,140
I'd like to have a go at this

4015
03:03:29,140 --> 03:03:31,880
It's a departure from the war zone

4016
03:03:31,880 --> 03:03:32,160
Alright

4017
03:03:32,160 --> 03:03:32,820
It's not as

4018
03:03:32,820 --> 03:03:34,420
Definitely not as

4019
03:03:34,420 --> 03:03:36,960
Fast paced as the war zone

4020
03:03:36,960 --> 03:03:37,500
But it's

4021
03:03:37,500 --> 03:03:39,460
It's got a

4022
03:03:39,460 --> 03:03:40,780
It's got a bit of pace to it

4023
03:03:40,780 --> 03:03:43,100
It's got something

4024
03:03:43,100 --> 03:03:45,300
Don't know what it's got

4025
03:03:45,300 --> 03:03:46,180
But it's got something

4026
03:03:46,180 --> 03:03:47,640
Buzz sounds like

4027
03:03:47,640 --> 03:03:48,140
Sideshow

4028
03:03:48,140 --> 03:03:48,380
Bob

4029
03:03:48,380 --> 03:03:49,260
Thank you very much

4030
03:03:49,260 --> 03:03:50,520
Big break

4031
03:03:50,520 --> 03:03:51,980
Jim Davidson job

4032
03:03:51,980 --> 03:03:52,640
Thank you very much

4033
03:03:52,640 --> 03:03:54,180
And rumour has it

4034
03:03:54,180 --> 03:03:55,140
That a young Neil Oliver

4035
03:03:55,140 --> 03:03:56,160
Was called in last minute

4036
03:03:56,160 --> 03:03:57,300
To do the voice work on this

4037
03:03:57,300 --> 03:03:58,960
Due to Hansen's addiction

4038
03:03:58,960 --> 03:04:00,760
To pro match premiership

4039
03:04:00,760 --> 03:04:02,080
Big head cards

4040
03:04:02,080 --> 03:04:04,360
At the same time

4041
03:04:04,360 --> 03:04:07,160
I never had those

4042
03:04:07,160 --> 03:04:08,700
Big headed figures

4043
03:04:08,700 --> 03:04:09,260
I was

4044
03:04:09,260 --> 03:04:11,580
Yeah they were too expensive

4045
03:04:11,580 --> 03:04:13,180
And I just didn't have the cash

4046
03:04:13,180 --> 03:04:14,920
But I

4047
03:04:14,920 --> 03:04:16,200
And then they only made

4048
03:04:16,200 --> 03:04:17,400
A couple of

4049
03:04:17,400 --> 03:04:17,900
If you

4050
03:04:17,900 --> 03:04:19,340
Unless you supported United

4051
03:04:19,340 --> 03:04:20,660
If you supported United

4052
03:04:20,660 --> 03:04:21,320
Or Arsenal

4053
03:04:21,320 --> 03:04:22,300
Then you could probably buy

4054
03:04:22,300 --> 03:04:23,260
Any of the team

4055
03:04:23,260 --> 03:04:24,480
But if you didn't have any

4056
03:04:24,480 --> 03:04:25,620
If you didn't like any of those

4057
03:04:25,620 --> 03:04:27,080
Top five teams

4058
03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:29,340
You weren't gonna get

4059
03:04:29,340 --> 03:04:30,140
You're probably gonna get

4060
03:04:30,140 --> 03:04:31,240
One player made

4061
03:04:31,240 --> 03:04:32,360
Out of your fucking squad

4062
03:04:32,360 --> 03:04:33,560
Maybe I'm wrong

4063
03:04:33,560 --> 03:04:34,360
Maybe they made one

4064
03:04:34,360 --> 03:04:35,440
For every fucking team

4065
03:04:35,440 --> 03:04:35,880
But they were

4066
03:04:35,880 --> 03:04:36,820
They were a rip off

4067
03:04:36,820 --> 03:04:38,760
I'm talking about the figurines now

4068
03:04:38,760 --> 03:04:39,540
Not the cards

4069
03:04:39,540 --> 03:04:40,800
The little figurines

4070
03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:41,560
Of the footballers

4071
03:04:41,560 --> 03:04:42,680
That had massive heads

4072
03:04:42,680 --> 03:04:44,400
Thank you very much there

4073
03:04:44,400 --> 03:04:45,320
Anyway for the tips

4074
03:04:45,320 --> 03:04:46,360
Essential piece of pudding

4075
03:04:46,360 --> 03:04:47,660
Let's rock on

4076
03:04:47,660 --> 03:04:48,920
To round three

4077
03:04:48,920 --> 03:04:49,640
This is where things

4078
03:04:49,640 --> 03:04:51,500
Are gonna get serious

4079
03:04:51,500 --> 03:04:55,300
Time to venture

4080
03:04:55,300 --> 03:04:56,720
A little further afield now

4081
03:04:56,720 --> 03:04:58,680
A plethora of sporting stars

4082
03:04:58,680 --> 03:04:59,720
Coming up as we go

4083
03:04:59,720 --> 03:05:01,020
Home and away

4084
03:05:01,020 --> 03:05:03,300
You'll see a question

4085
03:05:03,300 --> 03:05:04,840
Followed by a series of answers

4086
03:05:04,840 --> 03:05:06,720
When you see the correct answer

4087
03:05:06,720 --> 03:05:08,080
Press R1

4088
03:05:08,080 --> 03:05:09,240
Or L1

4089
03:05:09,240 --> 03:05:10,060
To buzz in

4090
03:05:10,060 --> 03:05:12,120
Lots of points for a right answer

4091
03:05:12,120 --> 03:05:13,300
A wrong answer

4092
03:05:13,300 --> 03:05:13,300
A wrong answer

4093
03:05:13,300 --> 03:05:14,480
Will get you nothing at all

4094
03:05:14,480 --> 03:05:16,940
You had a big head for Duke

4095
03:05:16,940 --> 03:05:18,840
I remember the Tony Oboa one

4096
03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:18,840
I remember the Tony Oboa one

4097
03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:20,300
Was the coveted one

4098
03:05:20,300 --> 03:05:22,160
And now we have

4099
03:05:22,160 --> 03:05:22,860
Home or away

4100
03:05:22,860 --> 03:05:23,880
You'll see a question

4101
03:05:23,880 --> 03:05:26,280
Followed by a series of answers

4102
03:05:26,280 --> 03:05:27,180
I know he's just said this

4103
03:05:27,180 --> 03:05:28,040
I just need to read it

4104
03:05:28,040 --> 03:05:28,980
To get it into my mind

4105
03:05:28,980 --> 03:05:30,740
When you see the correct answer

4106
03:05:30,740 --> 03:05:32,080
Press R1 or L1

4107
03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:32,860
To buzz in

4108
03:05:32,860 --> 03:05:34,780
Lots of points for a right answer

4109
03:05:34,780 --> 03:05:35,540
A wrong answer

4110
03:05:35,540 --> 03:05:36,700
Will get you a fuck all

4111
03:05:36,700 --> 03:05:39,080
Okay so R1 or L1

4112
03:05:39,080 --> 03:05:39,720
To buzz in

4113
03:05:39,720 --> 03:05:41,060
So when you see the right answer

4114
03:05:41,060 --> 03:05:42,340
You press R1 or L1

4115
03:05:42,340 --> 03:05:43,180
Let's go for it

4116
03:05:43,180 --> 03:05:49,360
Which of these footballers

4117
03:05:49,360 --> 03:05:50,420
Represented Spain?

4118
03:05:59,360 --> 03:06:00,060
Yes player one

4119
03:06:00,060 --> 03:06:00,960
You're right

4120
03:06:00,960 --> 03:06:01,860
Gotta be

4121
03:06:01,860 --> 03:06:02,700
Spanish

4122
03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,200
Which team play in Spain?

4123
03:06:11,360 --> 03:06:12,160
Player one

4124
03:06:12,160 --> 03:06:13,420
Nice footwork

4125
03:06:13,420 --> 03:06:16,400
It's actually Alan Hansen

4126
03:06:16,400 --> 03:06:16,920
Making that noise

4127
03:06:16,920 --> 03:06:17,820
Which team play in Spain?

4128
03:06:17,920 --> 03:06:18,240
Another one

4129
03:06:18,240 --> 03:06:20,040
Player one

4130
03:06:20,040 --> 03:06:21,320
Excellent play

4131
03:06:21,320 --> 03:06:22,720
They could do with better questions

4132
03:06:22,720 --> 03:06:23,740
Which team play in Holland?

4133
03:06:23,960 --> 03:06:24,840
It's going to be

4134
03:06:24,840 --> 03:06:26,000
Ajax again isn't it?

4135
03:06:30,720 --> 03:06:31,300
Ten Hag

4136
03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:31,880
Player one

4137
03:06:31,880 --> 03:06:33,100
Great touch

4138
03:06:33,100 --> 03:06:34,580
Fantastic finish

4139
03:06:34,580 --> 03:06:35,360
I wonder if Ten Hag

4140
03:06:35,360 --> 03:06:36,360
Is from Den Hag

4141
03:06:36,360 --> 03:06:37,220
Which of rugby players

4142
03:06:37,220 --> 03:06:38,100
Represented Italy?

4143
03:06:39,660 --> 03:06:40,400
Should guess

4144
03:06:40,400 --> 03:06:41,220
Yes player one

4145
03:06:41,220 --> 03:06:41,820
You're right

4146
03:06:41,820 --> 03:06:42,620
Pure guess work

4147
03:06:42,620 --> 03:06:43,840
Never even heard of that guy

4148
03:06:43,840 --> 03:06:44,980
Which of these footballers

4149
03:06:44,980 --> 03:06:46,020
Represented Spain?

4150
03:06:47,380 --> 03:06:47,820
Ronaldo

4151
03:06:47,820 --> 03:06:48,720
Dechamp

4152
03:06:48,720 --> 03:06:49,340
Tony

4153
03:06:49,340 --> 03:06:50,300
Bastin

4154
03:06:50,300 --> 03:06:51,000
Rush

4155
03:06:51,000 --> 03:06:52,800
Lineker

4156
03:06:52,800 --> 03:06:53,920
Gonzalez

4157
03:06:53,920 --> 03:06:56,340
Player one puts another one away

4158
03:06:56,340 --> 03:07:01,580
Let's have a look at the scores

4159
03:07:01,580 --> 03:07:02,960
Fucking crushed it

4160
03:07:02,960 --> 03:07:05,700
Crushed that up

4161
03:07:05,700 --> 03:07:06,220
Player one

4162
03:07:06,220 --> 03:07:07,400
Is showing the way

4163
03:07:07,400 --> 03:07:08,580
Big time

4164
03:07:08,580 --> 03:07:13,600
I'd want to increase the fucking level of fare

4165
03:07:13,600 --> 03:07:15,460
Solid gold superstars

4166
03:07:15,460 --> 03:07:17,360
Left, right and centre in this round

4167
03:07:17,360 --> 03:07:19,700
Who will you spot in my hall of fame?

4168
03:07:20,600 --> 03:07:23,240
A vital clue to the answer will be revealed to you

4169
03:07:23,240 --> 03:07:23,860
Ian Crouch

4170
03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:24,880
When you know what it is

4171
03:07:24,880 --> 03:07:27,100
Press the button that matches your answer

4172
03:07:27,100 --> 03:07:28,360
The quicker you are

4173
03:07:28,360 --> 03:07:29,820
The more points you get

4174
03:07:29,820 --> 03:07:32,600
As a quiz game

4175
03:07:32,600 --> 03:07:34,300
This is somewhat lacking

4176
03:07:34,300 --> 03:07:36,500
My sentiments exactly as well

4177
03:07:36,500 --> 03:07:37,100
C-Mac

4178
03:07:37,100 --> 03:07:37,520
I mean

4179
03:07:37,520 --> 03:07:38,860
Come on

4180
03:07:38,860 --> 03:07:40,640
It needs to fucking step up the

4181
03:07:40,640 --> 03:07:41,880
The difficulty

4182
03:07:41,880 --> 03:07:42,440
But I'm

4183
03:07:42,440 --> 03:07:43,920
Enjoying winning

4184
03:07:43,920 --> 03:07:45,000
On the stream

4185
03:07:45,000 --> 03:07:46,920
After nearly three hours

4186
03:07:46,920 --> 03:07:48,600
Of losing hard

4187
03:07:48,600 --> 03:07:50,200
Really hard

4188
03:07:50,200 --> 03:07:52,860
A vital clue

4189
03:07:52,860 --> 03:07:54,080
This round is called

4190
03:07:54,080 --> 03:07:54,940
Hall of fame

4191
03:07:54,940 --> 03:07:56,980
A vital clue to the answer

4192
03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:58,280
Will be revealed to you

4193
03:07:58,280 --> 03:08:00,040
When you know what it is

4194
03:08:00,040 --> 03:08:02,220
Press the button that matches your answer

4195
03:08:02,220 --> 03:08:03,000
What the fuck

4196
03:08:03,000 --> 03:08:05,040
So a vital clue to the answer

4197
03:08:05,040 --> 03:08:05,780
Will be revealed

4198
03:08:05,780 --> 03:08:06,460
When you know where it is

4199
03:08:06,460 --> 03:08:08,380
Press the button that matches your answer

4200
03:08:08,380 --> 03:08:09,620
The quicker you are

4201
03:08:09,620 --> 03:08:10,920
The more points you get

4202
03:08:10,920 --> 03:08:13,240
This is sounding more convoluted and confusing

4203
03:08:13,240 --> 03:08:15,280
But let's see how we go here

4204
03:08:15,280 --> 03:08:16,360
Alan Hansen special

4205
03:08:16,360 --> 03:08:19,220
With which sport would you associate this sportsman?

4206
03:08:21,040 --> 03:08:22,280
Golf, tennis, football

4207
03:08:22,280 --> 03:08:27,000
Shane, Sean Pollock

4208
03:08:27,000 --> 03:08:29,220
Fuck I don't know

4209
03:08:29,220 --> 03:08:32,940
Oh no

4210
03:08:32,940 --> 03:08:33,860
I should have guessed cricket

4211
03:08:33,860 --> 03:08:35,460
Player one is all over the place

4212
03:08:35,460 --> 03:08:36,060
That's the one that I

4213
03:08:36,060 --> 03:08:39,020
You'd least know the fucking names of people in

4214
03:08:39,020 --> 03:08:41,580
With which sport would you associate this sportsman?

4215
03:08:41,660 --> 03:08:42,740
Cycling, ice skating, skiing

4216
03:08:42,740 --> 03:08:45,680
Nick Gillingham

4217
03:08:45,680 --> 03:08:47,280
Fucking cycling

4218
03:08:47,280 --> 03:08:47,920
I don't know

4219
03:08:47,920 --> 03:08:50,520
Oh no

4220
03:08:50,520 --> 03:08:52,980
Player one is all over the place

4221
03:08:52,980 --> 03:08:53,540
I've never heard of these guys

4222
03:08:53,540 --> 03:08:56,660
With which sport would you associate this sportsman?

4223
03:09:02,340 --> 03:09:03,500
Didier Oreal

4224
03:09:03,500 --> 03:09:04,360
I'm just going to guess

4225
03:09:04,360 --> 03:09:04,880
Football

4226
03:09:04,880 --> 03:09:08,740
Player one is staring into the abyss after that one

4227
03:09:08,740 --> 03:09:11,580
Getting fucking arse old here with this one

4228
03:09:11,580 --> 03:09:14,260
With which sport would you associate this sportswoman?

4229
03:09:14,920 --> 03:09:16,180
Kim Clijsters, tennis

4230
03:09:16,180 --> 03:09:19,120
Some shyster

4231
03:09:19,120 --> 03:09:20,020
Kim Clijster

4232
03:09:20,020 --> 03:09:21,740
That's great movement and a great answer

4233
03:09:21,740 --> 03:09:29,280
Ribaldo Begetto

4234
03:09:29,280 --> 03:09:30,680
Roberto Baggio

4235
03:09:30,680 --> 03:09:31,240
Football

4236
03:09:31,240 --> 03:09:34,280
Player one

4237
03:09:34,280 --> 03:09:35,480
Great touch

4238
03:09:35,480 --> 03:09:37,060
Fantastic finish

4239
03:09:37,060 --> 03:09:38,700
Great touch

4240
03:09:38,700 --> 03:09:40,100
Fantastic finish

4241
03:09:40,100 --> 03:09:42,180
With which sport would you associate this one?

4242
03:09:43,240 --> 03:09:44,140
Nick Faldo

4243
03:09:44,140 --> 03:09:44,500
Golf

4244
03:09:44,500 --> 03:09:48,140
Player one is having a blinder?

4245
03:09:52,140 --> 03:09:53,040
Who's in the lead?

4246
03:09:53,040 --> 03:09:53,780
Round stank

4247
03:09:53,780 --> 03:09:55,380
That round absolutely stank

4248
03:09:55,380 --> 03:09:56,640
But I'm still in the lead

4249
03:09:56,640 --> 03:09:57,700
Player one

4250
03:09:57,700 --> 03:09:58,780
Wastes of skin

4251
03:09:58,780 --> 03:09:59,260
Pure class

4252
03:09:59,260 --> 03:10:00,760
Sweaty fists

4253
03:10:00,760 --> 03:10:03,940
Going good lads

4254
03:10:03,940 --> 03:10:09,200
Time to see we'll be wheeling and dealing their way to success in the transfer window

4255
03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:11,440
You get two goals at this one?

4256
03:10:12,040 --> 03:10:13,600
Press the button that matches your answer

4257
03:10:13,600 --> 03:10:17,780
Then you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind if you want

4258
03:10:17,780 --> 03:10:18,360
What?

4259
03:10:19,040 --> 03:10:23,520
You get two goals at this one, press the button that matches your answer, then you'll see what everyone else thought?

4260
03:10:23,640 --> 03:10:24,840
What the fuck does that mean?

4261
03:10:25,680 --> 03:10:44,860
And you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind? But who's everyone else? There's nobody here, it's just me playing this game alone. You get two goals, press the button and match the answer, then you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind. Okay, how does this work with one player? Hopefully it doesn't crash the game now.

4262
03:10:44,860 --> 03:11:11,000
Which team play in this city? We've already had this question. It's a bad game. Carson. Are you ready now? The transfer window is open. What? Player one, great touch, fantastic finish.

4263
03:11:11,680 --> 03:11:23,320
So we have to, I guess it, and then we have to wait for the same fucking thing. Champions League, Barcelona. I'm guessing it's Barcelona, I don't know. 2000? They won in 2006, they beat Arsenal.

4264
03:11:23,880 --> 03:11:26,860
Are you sure? Or did they? Time to open the transfer window.

4265
03:11:28,220 --> 03:11:29,380
2006, I think.

4266
03:11:34,340 --> 03:11:37,520
Player one, that's great movement and a great answer.

4267
03:11:38,800 --> 03:11:40,260
Some Arsenal side, that though.

4268
03:11:40,260 --> 03:11:45,100
Which motor racing circuit is in this country?

4269
03:11:45,540 --> 03:11:46,140
Indianapolis

4270
03:11:46,140 --> 03:11:51,620
Hmm, interesting

4271
03:11:51,620 --> 03:11:53,440
Transfer window anyone?

4272
03:12:00,440 --> 03:12:02,580
Player one puts another one away

4273
03:12:02,580 --> 03:12:04,900
Put another one away he said

4274
03:12:04,900 --> 03:12:07,080
Who has played for this team?

4275
03:12:07,480 --> 03:12:08,060
Is it England?

4276
03:12:08,060 --> 03:12:10,740
Here

4277
03:12:10,740 --> 03:12:15,800
The transfer window is open

4278
03:12:15,800 --> 03:12:24,620
Yes player one, you're right

4279
03:12:24,620 --> 03:12:25,740
Piss easy man

4280
03:12:25,740 --> 03:12:28,900
Vaduka, there he is, Vaduka

4281
03:12:28,900 --> 03:12:34,720
Mark Vaduka 4

4282
03:12:34,720 --> 03:12:36,300
Looks like you're in need of inspiration

4283
03:12:36,300 --> 03:12:38,200
Open the transfer window

4284
03:12:38,200 --> 03:12:39,860
Mark Vaduka 4

4285
03:12:39,860 --> 03:12:42,040
Liverpool 1

4286
03:12:42,040 --> 03:12:46,020
Player one

4287
03:12:46,020 --> 03:12:47,240
Great touch

4288
03:12:47,240 --> 03:12:48,820
Fantastic finish

4289
03:12:48,820 --> 03:12:53,340
When did this city host Olympic Games?

4290
03:12:54,040 --> 03:12:55,720
Athens 2000, was it?

4291
03:12:55,920 --> 03:12:57,340
Athens, no, Sydney 2000

4292
03:12:57,340 --> 03:12:59,640
That's Germany, it's fucking

4293
03:12:59,640 --> 03:13:00,900
I thought that was the Parthenon

4294
03:13:00,900 --> 03:13:02,200
It's the Brandenburg Gate

4295
03:13:02,200 --> 03:13:03,020
And I've missed the fucking

4296
03:13:03,020 --> 03:13:04,440
You want the transfer window open?

4297
03:13:04,920 --> 03:13:06,260
I'm gonna guess it was

4298
03:13:06,260 --> 03:13:06,780
Here it is

4299
03:13:06,780 --> 03:13:09,860
Berlin, oh fuck I don't know

4300
03:13:09,860 --> 03:13:12,320
36

4301
03:13:12,320 --> 03:13:15,720
Nazi games, the Nazi Germany games

4302
03:13:15,720 --> 03:13:16,040
Was it?

4303
03:13:18,600 --> 03:13:19,460
I missed it

4304
03:13:19,460 --> 03:13:20,600
I thought that was Munich

4305
03:13:20,600 --> 03:13:21,700
Let's have a look at the scores

4306
03:13:21,700 --> 03:13:23,200
I thought that was Munich

4307
03:13:23,200 --> 03:13:24,280
Where they had that

4308
03:13:24,280 --> 03:13:25,260
I didn't think it was Berlin

4309
03:13:25,260 --> 03:13:25,920
Player one

4310
03:13:25,920 --> 03:13:27,420
Pure class

4311
03:13:27,420 --> 03:13:28,000
But it wasn't

4312
03:13:28,000 --> 03:13:28,980
Munich was the one

4313
03:13:28,980 --> 03:13:30,740
With the other fucking situation

4314
03:13:30,740 --> 03:13:32,560
Where there was the Israeli hostages

4315
03:13:32,560 --> 03:13:32,940
I think

4316
03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:33,320
Or the

4317
03:13:33,320 --> 03:13:35,660
Was it?

4318
03:13:35,660 --> 03:13:37,740
Was it the Israeli hostages?

4319
03:13:37,880 --> 03:13:39,080
Was it the Israeli team?

4320
03:13:39,840 --> 03:13:40,980
I haven't seen the movie

4321
03:13:40,980 --> 03:13:42,820
There was a Spielberg movie

4322
03:13:42,820 --> 03:13:44,000
About Munich, wasn't there?

4323
03:13:49,320 --> 03:13:50,740
Ask Tommy

4324
03:13:50,740 --> 03:13:53,160
Ben Affleck

4325
03:13:53,160 --> 03:13:53,780
I haven't seen

4326
03:13:53,780 --> 03:13:55,040
Is Munich any

4327
03:13:55,040 --> 03:13:55,940
Is it worth watching?

4328
03:13:55,980 --> 03:13:57,740
I might fucking watch that film later on

4329
03:13:57,740 --> 03:13:58,620
I might watch that tonight

4330
03:13:58,620 --> 03:14:04,660
The fat lady is warming her vocal cords

4331
03:14:04,660 --> 03:14:06,380
But it's not over yet

4332
03:14:06,380 --> 03:14:08,320
What have you got left in the locker

4333
03:14:08,320 --> 03:14:09,840
For the injury time round?

4334
03:14:11,140 --> 03:14:12,260
You'll see a question

4335
03:14:12,260 --> 03:14:13,820
And four possible answers

4336
03:14:13,820 --> 03:14:16,000
The question will slowly be revealed

4337
03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:17,600
When you know what it is

4338
03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:18,780
Press R1

4339
03:14:18,780 --> 03:14:19,660
Or L1

4340
03:14:19,660 --> 03:14:20,300
To buzz in

4341
03:14:20,300 --> 03:14:21,860
Then select the answer

4342
03:14:21,860 --> 03:14:22,800
You think is right

4343
03:14:22,800 --> 03:14:24,660
Big points for getting it right

4344
03:14:24,660 --> 03:14:25,200
In this round

4345
03:14:25,200 --> 03:14:26,680
But get it wrong

4346
03:14:26,680 --> 03:14:28,180
And you'll lose big time

4347
03:14:28,180 --> 03:14:31,180
Thank you very much there

4348
03:14:31,180 --> 03:14:32,860
The buzz sounds like

4349
03:14:32,860 --> 03:14:33,760
Sideshow Bob

4350
03:14:33,760 --> 03:14:35,140
And buzzer conspiracy

4351
03:14:35,140 --> 03:14:36,000
Thank you very much

4352
03:14:36,000 --> 03:14:37,780
Francis

4353
03:14:37,780 --> 03:14:39,120
I'm 99% certain

4354
03:14:39,120 --> 03:14:40,140
The buzzer sounds like

4355
03:14:40,140 --> 03:14:41,080
Sideshow Bob's

4356
03:14:41,080 --> 03:14:41,800
Rake Shudder

4357
03:14:41,800 --> 03:14:42,360
Exactly

4358
03:14:42,360 --> 03:14:42,740
Yeah

4359
03:14:42,740 --> 03:14:43,940
Somebody else has said that

4360
03:14:43,940 --> 03:14:44,980
I've only just noticed

4361
03:14:44,980 --> 03:14:46,620
Two people picking up on that

4362
03:14:48,240 --> 03:14:50,120
It really does sound like that

4363
03:14:50,120 --> 03:14:51,080
But it could be

4364
03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:52,200
Alan Hanson

4365
03:14:52,200 --> 03:14:54,320
With a hangover

4366
03:14:54,320 --> 03:14:56,080
Alan Hangoverson

4367
03:14:56,080 --> 03:14:57,940
Maybe they got him

4368
03:14:57,940 --> 03:14:58,900
To record that

4369
03:14:58,900 --> 03:15:00,540
On a fucking dodgy day

4370
03:15:00,540 --> 03:15:02,500
Injury time

4371
03:15:02,500 --> 03:15:04,560
You'll see a question

4372
03:15:04,560 --> 03:15:06,380
And four possible answers

4373
03:15:06,380 --> 03:15:08,660
The question will slowly be revealed

4374
03:15:08,660 --> 03:15:10,320
When you know what it is

4375
03:15:10,320 --> 03:15:11,980
Press R1 or L1 to buzz in

4376
03:15:11,980 --> 03:15:14,900
Select the answer

4377
03:15:14,900 --> 03:15:16,060
You think is right

4378
03:15:16,060 --> 03:15:19,860
Big points for getting it right

4379
03:15:19,860 --> 03:15:21,080
Get it wrong

4380
03:15:21,080 --> 03:15:23,020
And you'll fucking lose big time

4381
03:15:23,020 --> 03:15:27,840
Which football team

4382
03:15:27,840 --> 03:15:28,920
Won the Champions League

4383
03:15:28,920 --> 03:15:29,860
In 2005?

4384
03:15:31,060 --> 03:15:32,060
Liverpool was it?

4385
03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:34,360
Was that the fucking

4386
03:15:34,360 --> 03:15:37,480
I'm pressing the button here

4387
03:15:37,480 --> 03:15:38,200
It's not working

4388
03:15:38,200 --> 03:15:40,760
Did I get that?

4389
03:15:40,860 --> 03:15:41,620
Or did I miss that?

4390
03:15:42,380 --> 03:15:42,740
Oh

4391
03:15:42,740 --> 03:15:45,060
I didn't have my window selected

4392
03:15:45,060 --> 03:15:45,980
How many red balls

4393
03:15:45,980 --> 03:15:46,840
Are in the game of snooker?

4394
03:15:47,080 --> 03:15:47,520
Ten

4395
03:15:47,520 --> 03:15:48,000
Maybe

4396
03:15:48,000 --> 03:15:48,540
Huh?

4397
03:15:51,960 --> 03:15:52,440
Fifteen

4398
03:15:52,440 --> 03:15:53,360
Fucking hell

4399
03:15:53,360 --> 03:15:55,260
Oh I've gone to shit here

4400
03:15:55,260 --> 03:15:55,940
How many players

4401
03:15:55,940 --> 03:15:57,180
Are in the baseball team?

4402
03:15:57,480 --> 03:15:58,060
Just eleven

4403
03:15:58,060 --> 03:15:59,840
Pat

4404
03:15:59,840 --> 03:16:00,840
The game controller

4405
03:16:00,840 --> 03:16:01,820
Is not working lads

4406
03:16:01,820 --> 03:16:03,780
Oh it is

4407
03:16:03,780 --> 03:16:05,420
Schoolboy

4408
03:16:05,420 --> 03:16:06,360
Error player 1

4409
03:16:06,360 --> 03:16:08,780
From which team

4410
03:16:08,780 --> 03:16:09,380
Did Arsenal buy

4411
03:16:09,380 --> 03:16:09,900
Vieira?

4412
03:16:10,900 --> 03:16:11,880
Probably Milan

4413
03:16:11,880 --> 03:16:13,540
Or Motherwell

4414
03:16:13,540 --> 03:16:14,160
No Paris

4415
03:16:14,160 --> 03:16:15,620
I'm pressing the button

4416
03:16:15,620 --> 03:16:16,320
It's not working

4417
03:16:16,320 --> 03:16:22,060
This is fucked

4418
03:16:22,060 --> 03:16:23,860
Which UK rugby league team

4419
03:16:23,860 --> 03:16:24,340
Are nicknamed

4420
03:16:24,340 --> 03:16:25,420
Rough Yeds?

4421
03:16:25,940 --> 03:16:26,240
I don't know

4422
03:16:26,240 --> 03:16:26,940
Rother maybe

4423
03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:33,040
Controller's not working lads

4424
03:16:33,040 --> 03:16:35,600
Not my fault

4425
03:16:35,600 --> 03:16:37,920
This is not my fault

4426
03:16:37,920 --> 03:16:39,080
St Andrew's

4427
03:16:39,080 --> 03:16:39,980
Home ground of

4428
03:16:39,980 --> 03:16:42,380
Burnley

4429
03:16:42,380 --> 03:16:44,460
Birmingham

4430
03:16:44,460 --> 03:16:45,260
Did I get it right?

4431
03:16:45,780 --> 03:16:46,540
Yes player 1

4432
03:16:46,540 --> 03:16:47,260
You're right

4433
03:16:47,260 --> 03:16:47,400
How come

4434
03:16:47,400 --> 03:16:48,820
Only one button

4435
03:16:48,820 --> 03:16:49,920
Is working for me here?

4436
03:16:51,280 --> 03:16:52,100
Who's in the lead?

4437
03:16:54,020 --> 03:16:54,780
Player 1

4438
03:16:54,780 --> 03:16:55,660
Is sitting pretty

4439
03:16:55,660 --> 03:16:57,140
At the top of the table

4440
03:16:57,140 --> 03:16:58,540
Oh you have to press L1

4441
03:16:58,540 --> 03:16:58,940
You're right

4442
03:16:58,940 --> 03:16:59,280
Sorry

4443
03:16:59,280 --> 03:17:01,500
Thanks for reminding me

4444
03:17:01,500 --> 03:17:01,920
But it's

4445
03:17:01,920 --> 03:17:02,520
That

4446
03:17:02,520 --> 03:17:04,260
That wasn't my fault

4447
03:17:04,260 --> 03:17:04,720
I would have

4448
03:17:04,720 --> 03:17:05,660
Fucking absolutely

4449
03:17:05,660 --> 03:17:07,280
Owned that round

4450
03:17:07,280 --> 03:17:09,360
Connor McCooey

4451
03:17:09,360 --> 03:17:10,220
Thank you very much

4452
03:17:10,220 --> 03:17:10,580
You say

4453
03:17:10,580 --> 03:17:12,240
It's burning my brain

4454
03:17:12,240 --> 03:17:13,220
I'm not sure what

4455
03:17:13,220 --> 03:17:14,460
Maybe you mean

4456
03:17:14,460 --> 03:17:15,000
The game

4457
03:17:15,000 --> 03:17:15,660
I'm not sure

4458
03:17:15,660 --> 03:17:17,060
But it's a quality game

4459
03:17:17,060 --> 03:17:18,220
And I didn't press

4460
03:17:18,220 --> 03:17:19,300
The right button

4461
03:17:19,300 --> 03:17:20,400
Which they told us

4462
03:17:20,400 --> 03:17:21,840
In a long winded

4463
03:17:21,840 --> 03:17:23,340
Preamble to the round

4464
03:17:23,340 --> 03:17:25,260
I say long winded

4465
03:17:25,260 --> 03:17:25,840
It was probably

4466
03:17:25,840 --> 03:17:26,560
Three sentences

4467
03:17:26,560 --> 03:17:27,180
But I mean

4468
03:17:27,180 --> 03:17:28,920
Just fucking annoying

4469
03:17:28,920 --> 03:17:29,880
I mean

4470
03:17:29,880 --> 03:17:31,700
Behind next to

4471
03:17:31,700 --> 03:17:32,460
Every answer

4472
03:17:32,460 --> 03:17:33,020
Was the

4473
03:17:33,020 --> 03:17:33,860
The picture of the

4474
03:17:33,860 --> 03:17:35,040
Button on the D-pad

4475
03:17:35,040 --> 03:17:37,160
I beg your pardon

4476
03:17:37,160 --> 03:17:37,600
On the

4477
03:17:37,600 --> 03:17:38,320
The button pad

4478
03:17:38,320 --> 03:17:39,000
Like the fucking

4479
03:17:39,000 --> 03:17:40,040
Square

4480
03:17:40,040 --> 03:17:40,600
X

4481
03:17:40,600 --> 03:17:41,500
Circle

4482
03:17:41,500 --> 03:17:42,400
Triangle

4483
03:17:42,400 --> 03:17:44,320
But then you have to

4484
03:17:44,320 --> 03:17:44,900
Press R1

4485
03:17:44,900 --> 03:17:45,460
Or L1

4486
03:17:45,460 --> 03:17:49,240
But I won the game

4487
03:17:49,240 --> 03:17:49,720
Everyone

4488
03:17:49,720 --> 03:17:51,340
Sublime play

4489
03:17:51,340 --> 03:17:52,580
Sublime play

4490
03:17:52,580 --> 03:17:52,900
A deserved winner

4491
03:17:52,900 --> 03:17:54,240
A deserved winner

4492
03:17:54,240 --> 03:17:57,060
I've got the gold trophy

4493
03:17:57,060 --> 03:17:57,860
And that's better

4494
03:17:57,860 --> 03:17:59,500
Than any warzone win

4495
03:17:59,500 --> 03:18:02,100
Harder to fucking do

4496
03:18:02,100 --> 03:18:02,520
As well

4497
03:18:02,520 --> 03:18:02,760
You know

4498
03:18:02,760 --> 03:18:03,720
I doubt a lot of those

4499
03:18:03,720 --> 03:18:04,740
Warzone players

4500
03:18:04,740 --> 03:18:05,400
Would have been able

4501
03:18:05,400 --> 03:18:06,780
To answer those questions

4502
03:18:06,780 --> 03:18:08,500
Clutch

4503
03:18:08,500 --> 03:18:09,460
Clutch

4504
03:18:09,460 --> 03:18:11,060
Victory there

4505
03:18:11,060 --> 03:18:12,100
Remarkable

4506
03:18:12,100 --> 03:18:12,760
They

4507
03:18:12,760 --> 03:18:14,460
They want to

4508
03:18:14,460 --> 03:18:16,020
Up the fucking

4509
03:18:16,020 --> 03:18:17,620
Difficulty though

4510
03:18:17,620 --> 03:18:18,400
It's too easy

4511
03:18:18,400 --> 03:18:22,180
Lovely soundtrack

4512
03:18:22,180 --> 03:18:23,100
That game had

4513
03:18:23,100 --> 03:18:23,960
Absolutely

4514
03:18:23,960 --> 03:18:25,000
Everything

4515
03:18:25,000 --> 03:18:26,000
Is that it?

4516
03:18:26,000 --> 03:18:26,840
Wonderful watch

4517
03:18:26,840 --> 03:18:29,920
Is that it?

4518
03:18:32,920 --> 03:18:34,380
Look at how slow

4519
03:18:34,380 --> 03:18:35,680
The credits are

4520
03:18:35,680 --> 03:18:42,000
James Vale

4521
03:18:42,000 --> 03:18:43,320
Mark Norman

4522
03:18:43,320 --> 03:18:44,020
Did the fucking

4523
03:18:44,020 --> 03:18:44,920
Lead art

4524
03:18:44,920 --> 03:18:48,600
Darren S

4525
03:18:48,600 --> 03:18:49,820
Derek Poon

4526
03:18:49,820 --> 03:18:51,640
Did the design

4527
03:18:51,640 --> 03:18:52,040
There

4528
03:18:52,040 --> 03:18:52,600
Gene

4529
03:18:52,600 --> 03:18:53,260
Thank you very much

4530
03:18:53,260 --> 03:18:53,780
For the tip

4531
03:18:53,780 --> 03:18:56,000
Derek Poon

4532
03:18:56,000 --> 03:18:56,740
Is after you

4533
03:18:56,740 --> 03:18:59,600
Big shout out

4534
03:18:59,600 --> 03:19:00,240
To Harvey

4535
03:19:00,240 --> 03:19:00,800
Gilpin

4536
03:19:00,800 --> 03:19:05,040
Wow

4537
03:19:05,040 --> 03:19:06,400
Alan is still

4538
03:19:06,400 --> 03:19:07,140
Chiming in

4539
03:19:07,140 --> 03:19:07,920
In the background

4540
03:19:07,920 --> 03:19:08,320
There

4541
03:19:08,320 --> 03:19:09,180
As the credits

4542
03:19:09,180 --> 03:19:09,560
Go up

4543
03:19:09,560 --> 03:19:10,500
Very slowly

4544
03:19:10,500 --> 03:19:12,140
Billy Bell

4545
03:19:12,140 --> 03:19:13,180
Peter Crasley

4546
03:19:13,180 --> 03:19:14,400
Richard Crowder

4547
03:19:14,400 --> 03:19:16,220
Dick Crowder

4548
03:19:16,220 --> 03:19:17,360
Andy Squirrel

4549
03:19:17,360 --> 03:19:18,480
Director of

4550
03:19:18,480 --> 03:19:19,240
Development

4551
03:19:19,240 --> 03:19:21,700
Andy Squirrel

4552
03:19:21,700 --> 03:19:22,320
How are you?

4553
03:19:22,880 --> 03:19:23,440
The big winner

4554
03:19:23,440 --> 03:19:24,200
Was the evening

4555
03:19:24,200 --> 03:19:24,840
Itself

4556
03:19:24,840 --> 03:19:26,560
Fantastic stuff

4557
03:19:26,560 --> 03:19:29,060
The big winner

4558
03:19:29,060 --> 03:19:29,960
Was the evening

4559
03:19:29,960 --> 03:19:30,660
Itself

4560
03:19:30,660 --> 03:19:32,400
Fantastic stuff

4561
03:19:32,400 --> 03:19:34,600
Alan's still

4562
03:19:34,600 --> 03:19:35,180
In the fucking

4563
03:19:35,180 --> 03:19:36,480
Background

4564
03:19:36,480 --> 03:19:37,360
Just lurking

4565
03:19:37,360 --> 03:19:38,600
Reminding us

4566
03:19:38,600 --> 03:19:39,140
Of how good

4567
03:19:39,140 --> 03:19:39,580
The game

4568
03:19:39,580 --> 03:19:39,920
Was

4569
03:19:39,920 --> 03:19:40,940
Or aids

4570
03:19:40,940 --> 03:19:42,280
The code

4571
03:19:42,280 --> 03:19:42,760
Monkeys

4572
03:19:42,760 --> 03:19:43,280
Limited

4573
03:19:43,280 --> 03:19:44,840
Richard Crack

4574
03:19:44,840 --> 03:19:45,580
Paul Griffiths

4575
03:19:45,580 --> 03:19:46,280
Colin Hogg

4576
03:19:46,280 --> 03:19:47,180
Keith Hopewell

4577
03:19:47,180 --> 03:19:50,740
Sean McClure

4578
03:19:50,740 --> 03:19:52,820
Nick Scherfield

4579
03:19:52,820 --> 03:19:53,900
Highman

4580
03:19:53,900 --> 03:19:54,540
Trang

4581
03:19:54,540 --> 03:19:55,180
And Mick

4582
03:19:55,180 --> 03:19:55,680
Weights

4583
03:19:55,680 --> 03:20:05,360
Great

4584
03:20:05,360 --> 03:20:07,680
More

4585
03:20:07,680 --> 03:20:08,700
That's all for tonight

4586
03:20:08,700 --> 03:20:11,180
Hope you'll join us again next time

4587
03:20:11,180 --> 03:20:13,200
He's still there

4588
03:20:13,200 --> 03:20:15,240
Alan is still saying stuff in the background

4589
03:20:15,240 --> 03:20:17,260
How long does this go on for I wonder

4590
03:20:17,260 --> 03:20:20,500
Special thanks to BW Fish Technology

4591
03:20:20,500 --> 03:20:22,940
Foreignvoices.co.uk

4592
03:20:22,940 --> 03:20:23,760
I-Beta

4593
03:20:23,760 --> 03:20:25,720
Highscore Productions

4594
03:20:25,720 --> 03:20:26,880
Loftus Productions

4595
03:20:26,880 --> 03:20:27,840
Arm UK

4596
03:20:27,840 --> 03:20:28,860
Marion Schumer

4597
03:20:28,860 --> 03:20:29,960
New Media Limited

4598
03:20:29,960 --> 03:20:31,840
Quiz Fabricade

4599
03:20:31,840 --> 03:20:33,740
And Simul Trans

4600
03:20:33,740 --> 03:20:35,420
And Alan Hansen

4601
03:20:35,420 --> 03:20:36,240
This game is

4602
03:20:36,240 --> 03:20:36,800
Are you still recording?

4603
03:20:39,480 --> 03:20:41,460
Are you still recording?

4604
03:20:41,720 --> 03:20:42,040
He said

4605
03:20:42,040 --> 03:20:43,800
This game is powered by Ozone

4606
03:20:43,800 --> 03:20:45,400
2007

4607
03:20:45,400 --> 03:20:46,760
Oxygen Limited Studios

4608
03:20:46,760 --> 03:20:47,380
What a game

4609
03:20:47,380 --> 03:20:48,200
I wonder

4610
03:20:48,200 --> 03:20:49,260
Did he say anything else?

4611
03:20:50,520 --> 03:20:51,440
He can't leave us hanging

4612
03:20:51,440 --> 03:20:52,280
Without something else

4613
03:20:52,280 --> 03:21:03,460
So

4614
03:21:03,460 --> 03:21:05,120
Are you ready to test your metal?

4615
03:21:06,560 --> 03:21:07,160
That's it

4616
03:21:07,160 --> 03:21:09,040
That really

4617
03:21:09,040 --> 03:21:10,920
It just goes back to the beginning again

4618
03:21:10,920 --> 03:21:12,860
Holy shit

4619
03:21:12,860 --> 03:21:14,220
Options

4620
03:21:14,220 --> 03:21:14,880
Can you

4621
03:21:14,880 --> 03:21:18,660
You can change your settings here

4622
03:21:18,660 --> 03:21:21,700
You can change your settings here

4623
03:21:21,700 --> 03:21:22,660
But you can't

4624
03:21:22,660 --> 03:21:24,180
Change the difficulty

4625
03:21:24,180 --> 03:21:25,180
There's no difficulty

4626
03:21:25,180 --> 03:21:27,900
You can only change the music volume

4627
03:21:27,900 --> 03:21:29,780
The vibration

4628
03:21:29,780 --> 03:21:30,880
Or the controller

4629
03:21:30,880 --> 03:21:32,680
The different button layout

4630
03:21:32,680 --> 03:21:42,740
I think that's that

4631
03:21:42,740 --> 03:21:45,520
It's all poised for a fantastic game

4632
03:21:45,520 --> 03:21:48,920
It's all poised for a fantastic game

4633
03:21:48,920 --> 03:21:50,120
Yeah it's

4634
03:21:50,120 --> 03:21:51,600
Well that's that anyway

4635
03:21:51,600 --> 03:21:52,840
Crazy game

4636
03:21:52,840 --> 03:21:54,000
Digital hands

4637
03:21:54,000 --> 03:21:55,760
Just gonna

4638
03:21:55,760 --> 03:21:57,900
Close that window down there

4639
03:21:57,900 --> 03:22:01,060
What a satisfying game that was

4640
03:22:01,060 --> 03:22:03,020
Really good

4641
03:22:03,020 --> 03:22:05,160
And it's been busted wide open

4642
03:22:05,160 --> 03:22:06,240
In record time

4643
03:22:06,240 --> 03:22:07,340
By myself there

4644
03:22:07,340 --> 03:22:08,760
Thanks very much there

4645
03:22:08,760 --> 03:22:09,460
Guinness

4646
03:22:09,460 --> 03:22:10,800
For the tip you say

4647
03:22:10,800 --> 03:22:11,540
Let's just say

4648
03:22:11,540 --> 03:22:12,980
We're very impressed

4649
03:22:12,980 --> 03:22:13,880
With your performance

4650
03:22:13,880 --> 03:22:15,140
That's fantastic news

4651
03:22:15,140 --> 03:22:15,880
That Guinness

4652
03:22:15,880 --> 03:22:17,720
Are watching

4653
03:22:17,720 --> 03:22:21,000
Really loving that

4654
03:22:21,000 --> 03:22:22,060
Thanks very much Guinness

4655
03:22:22,060 --> 03:22:22,400
And

4656
03:22:22,400 --> 03:22:24,400
More speed runs

4657
03:22:24,400 --> 03:22:25,080
To come

4658
03:22:25,080 --> 03:22:26,120
At some stage

4659
03:22:26,120 --> 03:22:26,760
I hope

4660
03:22:26,760 --> 03:22:28,180
In the not too distant future

4661
03:22:28,180 --> 03:22:29,880
What I would like to do now

4662
03:22:29,880 --> 03:22:30,360
Is just

4663
03:22:30,360 --> 03:22:31,340
Transition

4664
03:22:31,340 --> 03:22:32,380
Into

4665
03:22:32,380 --> 03:22:33,740
The Shafé mode

4666
03:22:33,740 --> 03:22:34,180
From

4667
03:22:34,180 --> 03:22:35,320
Moving

4668
03:22:35,320 --> 03:22:36,240
Swiftly on

4669
03:22:36,240 --> 03:22:36,580
From

4670
03:22:36,580 --> 03:22:38,600
Alan Hansen

4671
03:22:38,600 --> 03:22:40,040
And going into

4672
03:22:40,040 --> 03:22:41,140
A beautiful

4673
03:22:41,140 --> 03:22:42,780
Chefistic

4674
03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:44,580
Situation

4675
03:22:44,580 --> 03:22:46,280
I just need to

4676
03:22:46,280 --> 03:22:48,300
Press a different cable

4677
03:22:48,300 --> 03:22:50,100
Into a different slot hole

4678
03:22:50,100 --> 03:22:56,040
First

4679
03:22:56,040 --> 03:22:57,600
Finding that cable

4680
03:22:57,600 --> 03:23:02,920
Flop box

4681
03:23:02,920 --> 03:23:04,980
Moondust.

4682
03:23:04,980 --> 03:23:07,860
Moondust.

4683
03:23:21,600 --> 03:23:22,120
Moondust.

4684
03:23:24,400 --> 03:23:24,980
Moondust.

4685
03:23:27,260 --> 03:23:27,840
Moondust.

4686
03:23:30,120 --> 03:23:31,400
Moondust is still a problem.

4687
03:23:31,400 --> 03:23:33,540
Moondust.

4688
03:23:35,600 --> 03:23:36,420
Moondust.

4689
03:23:38,440 --> 03:23:39,280
Moondust.

4690
03:23:40,180 --> 03:23:43,260
One sec there while I get this rigged up to blow.

4691
03:23:43,460 --> 03:23:43,800
Jibby jab.

4692
03:23:44,960 --> 03:23:46,100
Wastes of skin.

4693
03:23:46,620 --> 03:23:47,360
The Jibby jab.

4694
03:23:48,920 --> 03:23:50,040
Sweaty fists.

4695
03:23:50,440 --> 03:23:51,220
The Jibby jab.

4696
03:23:51,220 --> 03:23:51,900
The Jibby jab.

4697
03:23:52,760 --> 03:23:54,300
Xanadu 2.0.

4698
03:23:54,640 --> 03:23:55,440
The Jibby jab.

4699
03:23:58,320 --> 03:24:00,320
That succession of pricks.

4700
03:24:00,320 --> 03:24:01,740
Evidence of their curiosity.

4701
03:24:02,240 --> 03:24:03,840
And I'll keep on banging on.

4702
03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:06,640
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

4703
03:24:07,200 --> 03:24:08,040
And I mean it.

4704
03:24:13,300 --> 03:24:14,540
And I mean it.

4705
03:24:14,960 --> 03:24:15,820
The Jibby jab.

4706
03:24:18,220 --> 03:24:19,380
The Jibby jab.

4707
03:24:22,380 --> 03:24:23,400
The Jibby jab.

4708
03:24:23,400 --> 03:24:23,400
The Jibby jab.

4709
03:24:23,400 --> 03:24:23,460
The Jibby jab.

4710
03:24:26,460 --> 03:24:27,460
The Jibby jab.

4711
03:24:30,800 --> 03:24:31,960
Conspiracy theorist.

4712
03:24:32,120 --> 03:24:32,800
Granny killer.

4713
03:24:33,040 --> 03:24:33,500
Covidiot.

4714
03:24:33,660 --> 03:24:34,320
Covid denier.

4715
03:24:34,480 --> 03:24:35,240
Election denier.

4716
03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:36,200
Domestic terrorist.

4717
03:24:36,460 --> 03:24:37,440
A Putin apologist.

4718
03:24:37,640 --> 03:24:39,560
All four horsemen of the apocalypse.

4719
03:24:40,000 --> 03:24:40,740
Cyber attack.

4720
03:24:41,000 --> 03:24:41,920
War against Iran.

4721
03:24:42,100 --> 03:24:43,000
John F. Kennedy.

4722
03:24:43,000 --> 03:24:43,840
Lone shooter.

4723
03:24:43,840 --> 03:24:44,880
A magic bullet.

4724
03:24:51,280 --> 03:24:53,040
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

4725
03:25:00,040 --> 03:25:01,500
Who do these people think they are?

4726
03:25:01,980 --> 03:25:02,620
Curiosity.

4727
03:25:02,620 --> 03:25:03,740
The Jibby jab.

4728
03:25:04,900 --> 03:25:06,040
Wastes of skin.

4729
03:25:06,520 --> 03:25:07,300
The Jibby jab.

4730
03:25:08,860 --> 03:25:09,980
Sweaty fists.

4731
03:25:10,520 --> 03:25:11,360
The Jibby jab.

4732
03:25:12,740 --> 03:25:14,220
Xanadu 2.0.

4733
03:25:14,560 --> 03:25:15,380
The Jibby jab.

4734
03:25:18,320 --> 03:25:20,260
That succession of pricks.

4735
03:25:20,440 --> 03:25:21,680
Evidence of their curiosity.

4736
03:25:22,160 --> 03:25:23,780
And I'll keep on banging on.

4737
03:25:24,180 --> 03:25:26,560
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

4738
03:25:27,200 --> 03:25:27,580
And I...

4739
03:25:27,580 --> 03:25:32,100
Apologies there for that...

4740
03:25:32,100 --> 03:25:35,660
Divergence there.

4741
03:25:35,940 --> 03:25:37,460
What do we got going on here?

4742
03:25:37,460 --> 03:25:37,720
Okay.

4743
03:25:37,840 --> 03:25:40,460
So now we need to put this yoke into there.

4744
03:25:40,600 --> 03:25:42,860
Still just doing this technical fuckery here.

4745
03:25:43,440 --> 03:25:45,060
That goes in there.

4746
03:25:45,240 --> 03:25:46,860
And then that goes out there.

4747
03:25:47,040 --> 03:25:50,480
That goes in there.

4748
03:25:51,020 --> 03:25:53,940
And then that goes out into the fucking computer.

4749
03:26:01,840 --> 03:26:02,960
Jim Shamrock.

4750
03:26:03,040 --> 03:26:04,480
Thanks very much for the tip there.

4751
03:26:07,000 --> 03:26:07,560
Moondust.

4752
03:26:09,940 --> 03:26:11,160
Moondust is still a problem.

4753
03:26:12,820 --> 03:26:13,300
Moondust.

4754
03:26:13,760 --> 03:26:13,920
Yeah.

4755
03:26:14,260 --> 03:26:15,420
Don't need to go out.

4756
03:26:15,520 --> 03:26:16,960
So you can bring that down here.

4757
03:26:17,020 --> 03:26:18,360
And thank you very much as well.

4758
03:26:18,640 --> 03:26:19,800
Georgia Rose.

4759
03:26:21,720 --> 03:26:23,240
Guinness are interested.

4760
03:26:23,680 --> 03:26:25,080
Guinness are interested.

4761
03:26:25,080 --> 03:26:25,200
Goondust.

4762
03:26:39,000 --> 03:26:40,600
Netcafé.

4763
03:26:42,280 --> 03:26:43,560
Episodes here.

4764
03:26:47,000 --> 03:26:50,620
An archive of Visual Explorer.

4765
03:26:50,620 --> 03:26:52,980
An archive of Netcafé.

4766
03:26:56,340 --> 03:26:56,860
Episodes.

4767
03:26:57,060 --> 03:27:01,540
Which should show us exactly and tell us everything we need to know.

4768
03:27:07,260 --> 03:27:08,260
Need a bit of chat.

4769
03:27:08,260 --> 03:27:08,260
Need a bit of chat.

4770
03:27:08,260 --> 03:27:09,600
Need a bit of chat to cleanse the palate.

4771
03:27:09,880 --> 03:27:12,180
Congratulations on the Alan Henson win.

4772
03:27:12,280 --> 03:27:14,020
Thank you very much there Georgia Rose.

4773
03:27:16,600 --> 03:27:17,740
Stew after dark.

4774
03:27:17,820 --> 03:27:18,380
There's a few.

4775
03:27:18,720 --> 03:27:26,120
There's a lovely list here of different episodes of stew that we haven't been able to vanquish or take charge of.

4776
03:27:26,820 --> 03:27:27,820
The adventure travel online.

4777
03:27:27,820 --> 03:27:28,820
The adventure travel online.

4778
03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:28,820
The adventure travel online.

4779
03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:28,820
The adventure travel online.

4780
03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:31,920
Art on the net.

4781
03:27:31,920 --> 03:27:33,080
Chat rooms.

4782
03:27:33,080 --> 03:27:34,440
Now there was something.

4783
03:27:34,440 --> 03:27:36,840
The dark side of the web.

4784
03:27:36,940 --> 03:27:38,620
That was the one I wanted to see.

4785
03:27:39,280 --> 03:27:41,040
But I couldn't really remember.

4786
03:27:42,040 --> 03:27:44,360
Whether or not we'd seen it before.

4787
03:27:46,360 --> 03:27:48,200
Oh yeah.

4788
03:27:48,280 --> 03:27:49,500
Dark side of the web.

4789
03:27:56,420 --> 03:27:59,060
Please let me know if we have seen this.

4790
03:28:13,980 --> 03:28:15,500
That was the Halloween one.

4791
03:28:18,620 --> 03:28:21,180
We've got a handy fucking visual explorer here.

4792
03:28:21,300 --> 03:28:21,680
It'll tell us.

4793
03:28:22,080 --> 03:28:23,940
It shows us every freeze frame.

4794
03:28:25,260 --> 03:28:27,760
So we'll have to see if we can remember some of these.

4795
03:28:28,680 --> 03:28:29,480
Cats here.

4796
03:28:30,460 --> 03:28:32,640
This lady I can't remember seeing her.

4797
03:28:35,520 --> 03:28:37,420
I would remember her face.

4798
03:28:37,620 --> 03:28:41,140
And I would have definitely made a comment about the cardigan she was wearing.

4799
03:28:41,220 --> 03:28:41,920
And the brooch.

4800
03:28:42,720 --> 03:28:43,760
And the top.

4801
03:28:43,760 --> 03:28:47,760
Maybe I wouldn't.

4802
03:28:50,260 --> 03:28:51,440
No we have seen it.

4803
03:28:51,620 --> 03:28:52,700
I remember this guy.

4804
03:28:52,820 --> 03:28:53,840
I remember these guys look.

4805
03:28:56,880 --> 03:28:58,880
He really looks like a character.

4806
03:28:59,780 --> 03:29:01,900
He looks like someone's given him fake.

4807
03:29:02,080 --> 03:29:03,380
Bold massive eyes.

4808
03:29:06,660 --> 03:29:07,380
Look at the.

4809
03:29:07,660 --> 03:29:08,380
Look at how.

4810
03:29:08,620 --> 03:29:09,340
This is amazing.

4811
03:29:09,460 --> 03:29:11,100
You get to see like freeze frames.

4812
03:29:11,480 --> 03:29:12,320
Like film reel.

4813
03:29:12,420 --> 03:29:13,600
Look at the cutaway.

4814
03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:14,920
And the corresponding shot.

4815
03:29:15,560 --> 03:29:17,080
Look at the way Stu is.

4816
03:29:17,640 --> 03:29:19,020
I like his kind of denim.

4817
03:29:20,020 --> 03:29:20,540
Overshirt.

4818
03:29:21,160 --> 03:29:22,160
Over a t-shirt.

4819
03:29:22,800 --> 03:29:24,280
This man here showing him.

4820
03:29:24,600 --> 03:29:26,440
The size of something with his fingers.

4821
03:29:28,660 --> 03:29:31,200
That is an episode I think we've seen.

4822
03:29:35,280 --> 03:29:35,720
However.

4823
03:29:35,720 --> 03:29:35,720
However.

4824
03:29:35,720 --> 03:29:39,060
I'm seeing all these little still frames.

4825
03:29:40,060 --> 03:29:42,060
I'm feeling like I want to see it again.

4826
03:29:43,620 --> 03:29:47,020
Look at how excited Stu is to see this thing that this man is.

4827
03:29:47,020 --> 03:29:47,580
Moondust.

4828
03:29:49,700 --> 03:29:51,140
Moondust is still a problem.

4829
03:29:52,540 --> 03:29:53,140
Moondust.

4830
03:29:53,140 --> 03:29:54,780
I think I've seen her haircut.

4831
03:29:55,940 --> 03:29:57,540
It just looks so familiar.

4832
03:29:58,180 --> 03:29:58,900
But so.

4833
03:30:00,280 --> 03:30:01,040
Bizarre.

4834
03:30:01,360 --> 03:30:02,380
At the same time.

4835
03:30:03,020 --> 03:30:03,520
You know.

4836
03:30:03,660 --> 03:30:04,320
You'd think.

4837
03:30:05,140 --> 03:30:06,520
That you'd remember him.

4838
03:30:06,860 --> 03:30:08,240
But I can't remember him.

4839
03:30:10,540 --> 03:30:12,860
And I think he's showing a game as well.

4840
03:30:13,000 --> 03:30:13,780
The game looks.

4841
03:30:14,280 --> 03:30:14,680
Chronic.

4842
03:30:15,680 --> 03:30:16,160
Moondust.

4843
03:30:18,460 --> 03:30:19,020
Moondust.

4844
03:30:21,320 --> 03:30:21,880
Moondust.

4845
03:30:24,220 --> 03:30:25,220
Moondust is still a problem.

4846
03:30:25,220 --> 03:30:26,420
That's a lovely shot there.

4847
03:30:26,700 --> 03:30:29,400
Of a really fucking pixelated Stu.

4848
03:30:30,560 --> 03:30:31,720
Inside that window.

4849
03:30:31,960 --> 03:30:34,400
I'm thinking we're going to watch this.

4850
03:30:35,340 --> 03:30:36,720
I think this could be it.

4851
03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,600
I think this could be a good one.

4852
03:30:39,700 --> 03:30:41,180
It could be a good good.

4853
03:30:41,180 --> 03:30:47,480
Net Cafe.

4854
03:30:48,100 --> 03:30:49,400
Net Cafe.

4855
03:30:51,780 --> 03:30:54,280
The dark side.

4856
03:30:54,680 --> 03:30:56,360
Of the web.

4857
03:30:56,740 --> 03:30:56,920
Now.

4858
03:30:58,840 --> 03:30:59,200
Yeah.

4859
03:30:59,300 --> 03:30:59,900
Lovely stuff.

4860
03:31:00,020 --> 03:31:00,300
And it's.

4861
03:31:00,840 --> 03:31:01,560
The beautiful.

4862
03:31:02,480 --> 03:31:03,320
Thumbnail as well.

4863
03:31:03,380 --> 03:31:04,760
We've got a great thumbnail guys.

4864
03:31:06,140 --> 03:31:06,640
Moondust.

4865
03:31:11,020 --> 03:31:11,620
Moondust.

4866
03:31:11,740 --> 03:31:12,720
Still on there.

4867
03:31:12,860 --> 03:31:13,420
Let's see.

4868
03:31:13,540 --> 03:31:15,140
If we can channel this audio.

4869
03:31:15,380 --> 03:31:16,240
Through our fucking.

4870
03:31:16,580 --> 03:31:17,420
Connection bus.

4871
03:31:36,940 --> 03:31:37,460
Okay.

4872
03:31:37,460 --> 03:31:37,660
See.

4873
03:31:37,940 --> 03:31:38,720
You can hear that.

4874
03:31:39,040 --> 03:31:40,060
That was coming through.

4875
03:31:40,140 --> 03:31:41,960
The main wave there.

4876
03:31:42,360 --> 03:31:42,700
Come on.

4877
03:31:42,780 --> 03:31:44,100
What do I have to do to hear that?

4878
03:31:44,180 --> 03:31:45,620
This is the usual crack now.

4879
03:31:45,740 --> 03:31:48,600
We have to spend an additional minute or two.

4880
03:31:49,240 --> 03:31:51,780
Trying to fucking get it to work for me as well.

4881
03:31:51,780 --> 03:32:20,780
*Clears throat*

4882
03:32:20,780 --> 03:32:21,780
*Clears throat*

4883
03:32:21,780 --> 03:32:25,780
What the fuck am I doing here? How does this work?

4884
03:32:25,780 --> 03:32:30,780
Every week! Every week! The same problem!

4885
03:32:30,780 --> 03:32:57,720
It's not the internet archive channel, but it's off of the internet archive. I think they're

4886
03:32:57,720 --> 03:33:04,200
the same resolution. We can't go any higher than 240p, I'm afraid. It's pure fucking potato

4887
03:33:04,200 --> 03:33:11,260
quality visual. A Google user, thank you very much. We are so back, you say, soaked the keyboard

4888
03:33:11,260 --> 03:33:16,200
in fruit cocktail and excitement and then brought it back to working condition whilst watching this

4889
03:33:16,200 --> 03:33:21,860
lovely stream with a bit of Shafé to top it all off. Look, we'll get to Shafé when we can get it

4890
03:33:21,860 --> 03:33:28,260
at the moment. It's becoming a little bit of a fucking rigmarole affair. Unless I had my

4891
03:33:28,260 --> 03:33:33,040
headphones switched down volume. That's what it was. I'm a bit stupid.

4892
03:33:38,340 --> 03:33:41,180
This week on the Internet Café... Cyberblast!

4893
03:33:41,180 --> 03:33:46,520
...the dark side of the web. Meet Lady Caroline, your web guide to haunted houses, vampires and ghosts.

4894
03:33:47,120 --> 03:33:51,040
Witches have websites too. No pointy hat, no broom, but this webmistress will...

4895
03:33:51,040 --> 03:33:53,040
Holy shit.

4896
03:34:00,320 --> 03:34:07,100
...will guide you through the covenant of the goddess. Want a virtual nightmare? Try Bad Mojo in which you live your life as a cockroach.

4897
03:34:07,320 --> 03:34:09,060
We'll meet the makers of this gruesome game.

4898
03:34:09,520 --> 03:34:12,380
Do you really see what life is like as a cockroach?

4899
03:34:12,380 --> 03:34:34,760
Right, this is a fucking real pain in the earth. But I'm gonna have to watch it with headphones off.

4900
03:34:37,280 --> 03:34:41,280
I'm not sure if I heard that correctly or what. It said like, um...

4901
03:34:42,180 --> 03:34:44,540
...see what life is like as a cockroach.

4902
03:34:46,800 --> 03:34:49,360
...121212121212.

4903
03:34:52,500 --> 03:34:55,280
Or if I go straight out of the fucking...

4904
03:34:56,100 --> 03:34:57,360
...computer.

4905
03:34:57,360 --> 03:34:57,500
...

4906
03:34:57,500 --> 03:35:09,520
Cyberblast.

4907
03:35:09,520 --> 03:35:17,700
...in part by Intel. One innovative idea always leads to another.

4908
03:35:18,240 --> 03:35:19,840
I'm gonna turn that up for ye.

4909
03:35:19,840 --> 03:35:22,900
...rich multimedia with related information on the internet.

4910
03:35:23,900 --> 03:35:25,920
Whoa, it sounds like it's been...

4911
03:35:25,920 --> 03:35:28,500
The sound is just a bit crushed into infinity.

4912
03:35:29,020 --> 03:35:30,200
Into oblivion.

4913
03:35:30,380 --> 03:35:32,220
It's been a bit crushed into oblivion.

4914
03:35:32,740 --> 03:35:34,800
There's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid.

4915
03:35:40,800 --> 03:35:42,400
Still got that quality...

4916
03:35:42,400 --> 03:35:44,420
...quality intro.

4917
03:35:45,460 --> 03:35:46,540
Quality intro, baby.

4918
03:35:47,160 --> 03:35:47,960
Quality intro.

4919
03:35:50,740 --> 03:35:52,760
I'd love a beer for this.

4920
03:35:53,380 --> 03:35:54,380
I'd love a beer.

4921
03:35:55,380 --> 03:35:56,840
But I don't have one.

4922
03:35:59,220 --> 03:36:00,220
Witches and ghosts.

4923
03:36:03,220 --> 03:36:05,920
This week on the Internet Cafe, a Halloween special.

4924
03:36:06,120 --> 03:36:07,360
The dark side of the web.

4925
03:36:07,820 --> 03:36:11,360
Meet Lady Caroline, your web guide to haunted houses, vampires and ghosts.

4926
03:36:11,940 --> 03:36:13,060
Witches have websites too.

4927
03:36:13,240 --> 03:36:14,360
No pointy hat, no broom.

4928
03:36:14,600 --> 03:36:17,680
But this webmistress will guide you through the covenant of the goddess.

4929
03:36:18,260 --> 03:36:19,200
Want a virtual nightmare?

4930
03:36:19,520 --> 03:36:22,120
Try Bad Mojo, in which you live your life as a cockroach.

4931
03:36:22,380 --> 03:36:23,240
We'll meet the makers of...

4932
03:36:23,240 --> 03:36:25,380
And have we seen this?

4933
03:36:25,420 --> 03:36:26,320
I don't know if we've seen this.

4934
03:36:26,320 --> 03:36:27,260
Look at these two guys.

4935
03:36:27,480 --> 03:36:28,080
...this gruesome game.

4936
03:36:28,460 --> 03:36:29,300
And Afterlife.

4937
03:36:29,520 --> 03:36:32,320
A new sim game that lets you design heaven and hell.

4938
03:36:32,800 --> 03:36:34,000
Plus, free software.

4939
03:36:34,240 --> 03:36:36,780
Doom and Warcraft coming your way on our cyber blast.

4940
03:36:37,080 --> 03:36:37,540
It's all happening.

4941
03:36:37,880 --> 03:36:40,480
We're gonna be talking to a webmistress.

4942
03:36:40,680 --> 03:36:42,600
Happening tonight at the Internet Cafe.

4943
03:36:43,240 --> 03:36:46,420
The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by Intel.

4944
03:36:46,820 --> 03:36:48,460
So you're a cockroach.

4945
03:36:48,720 --> 03:36:49,760
One innovative idea.

4946
03:36:50,040 --> 03:36:54,140
I hope it's Stu that's covering the cockroach bit and not the other two lads.

4947
03:36:55,060 --> 03:37:01,800
Because it's Stu's fucking pretend enthusiasm for the video games that I like.

4948
03:37:02,380 --> 03:37:05,000
And thank you very much there, Japsai King.

4949
03:37:05,060 --> 03:37:05,780
Thank you very much.

4950
03:37:05,780 --> 03:37:06,820
Always leads to another.

4951
03:37:07,280 --> 03:37:12,040
Now there are connected CD-ROMs that link rich multimedia with related information on the Internet.

4952
03:37:12,680 --> 03:37:13,880
The connected CD-ROMs.

4953
03:37:14,060 --> 03:37:15,480
It's the Intel Pentium Processes.

4954
03:37:15,700 --> 03:37:17,640
I abandoned it as I didn't enjoy it.

4955
03:37:18,700 --> 03:37:19,100
I...

4956
03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:19,100
I...

4957
03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:19,100
I...

4958
03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:20,100
I...

4959
03:37:20,100 --> 03:37:21,100
I...

4960
03:37:21,100 --> 03:37:21,920
That's strange because I...

4961
03:37:21,920 --> 03:37:22,840
I love these...

4962
03:37:22,840 --> 03:37:23,780
These episodes, you know?

4963
03:37:23,860 --> 03:37:25,720
And look at that for a lovely start.

4964
03:37:26,060 --> 03:37:30,380
We've gone with the days of the Computer Chronicles studio shot.

4965
03:37:30,380 --> 03:37:38,880
And we've gone straight into this 90s, late 90s sort of fucking MTV crash zoom Dutch angles job.

4966
03:37:42,060 --> 03:37:48,860
Stu literally had all the companies giving him big time fucking payments for the, you know, product placement.

4967
03:37:48,860 --> 03:37:51,640
That he had to go make another show separate.

4968
03:37:52,520 --> 03:37:54,340
Just because there was so much money coming in.

4969
03:37:54,420 --> 03:37:54,880
Even...

4970
03:37:54,880 --> 03:37:58,100
Then he hired two fucking go-getters as well.

4971
03:37:58,740 --> 03:38:00,600
Hi and welcome to the Internet Cafe.

4972
03:38:00,800 --> 03:38:01,620
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

4973
03:38:01,700 --> 03:38:03,760
We're here with Cybersmith in Palo Alto, California.

4974
03:38:04,500 --> 03:38:04,980
Cybersmith.

4975
03:38:05,540 --> 03:38:07,420
Lots of interesting things going on here.

4976
03:38:07,500 --> 03:38:08,720
Lots of interesting people to meet.

4977
03:38:08,820 --> 03:38:10,800
Including, of course, Jane Weather and Andrew DeVries.

4978
03:38:11,280 --> 03:38:12,680
And we have Halloween upon us.

4979
03:38:12,700 --> 03:38:18,760
So we're going to spend tonight kind of looking at the dark side of the web with ghosts and vampires and witches and that kind of stuff.

4980
03:38:18,820 --> 03:38:19,020
Okay?

4981
03:38:19,160 --> 03:38:20,180
Speaking of witches...

4982
03:38:20,180 --> 03:38:20,740
Okay.

4983
03:38:21,000 --> 03:38:24,500
Actually, I'm going to be interviewing the high priestess of the Wiccan religion in this area.

4984
03:38:24,720 --> 03:38:27,280
And she's actually what you and I would consider to be a witch.

4985
03:38:27,660 --> 03:38:28,540
There's a witch website.

4986
03:38:28,780 --> 03:38:29,400
A witch website.

4987
03:38:29,400 --> 03:38:29,600
Of course.

4988
03:38:29,600 --> 03:38:30,360
A real witch.

4989
03:38:30,420 --> 03:38:32,080
Well, we're going to meet this woman sitting right over here.

4990
03:38:32,160 --> 03:38:33,360
She's actually Carrie Carolyn.

4991
03:38:33,660 --> 03:38:35,140
She's kind of a high priestess of the...

4992
03:38:35,140 --> 03:38:36,620
Oh, this is why we didn't watch it.

4993
03:38:36,720 --> 03:38:38,420
The fucking sound is like...

4994
03:38:38,420 --> 03:38:41,080
It sounds like someone's got a hairdryer behind them.

4995
03:38:42,100 --> 03:38:43,220
Dark side of the net.

4996
03:38:43,540 --> 03:38:44,660
She has a site actually...

4997
03:38:44,660 --> 03:38:46,220
Handheld vampires.

4998
03:38:46,340 --> 03:38:47,380
The dark side of the web.

4999
03:38:47,500 --> 03:38:48,060
She has over...

5000
03:38:48,060 --> 03:38:49,060
I think it's 1900...

5001
03:38:49,060 --> 03:38:51,700
I think we started and ditched it because the sound is...

5002
03:38:51,700 --> 03:38:52,180
Is cat.

5003
03:38:52,180 --> 03:38:56,620
Links to various sites that deal with horror, horror movies.

5004
03:38:57,040 --> 03:39:00,220
Would you know that when a body dies, what actually happens to it?

5005
03:39:00,320 --> 03:39:00,980
Well, this is something...

5006
03:39:00,980 --> 03:39:03,140
There's the answer.

5007
03:39:03,380 --> 03:39:04,340
Very scary stuff.

5008
03:39:04,400 --> 03:39:04,680
We're getting it.

5009
03:39:04,740 --> 03:39:05,580
Speaking of spooky...

5010
03:39:05,580 --> 03:39:08,540
When a body dies, getting existential.

5011
03:39:09,560 --> 03:39:11,460
Speaking of spooky stuff, right?

5012
03:39:11,700 --> 03:39:12,400
This is something...

5013
03:39:12,400 --> 03:39:13,660
You're checking on your website, right?

5014
03:39:13,820 --> 03:39:14,660
There's the answer.

5015
03:39:14,820 --> 03:39:15,760
Very scary stuff.

5016
03:39:15,820 --> 03:39:16,040
All right.

5017
03:39:16,040 --> 03:39:19,920
Speaking of spooky, way over there are two guys who created the game Bad Mojo.

5018
03:39:20,020 --> 03:39:20,860
Now, this is very spooky.

5019
03:39:20,960 --> 03:39:22,400
In the game, you go through a metamorphosis.

5020
03:39:22,740 --> 03:39:23,960
It turns you into a cockroach.

5021
03:39:23,960 --> 03:39:25,540
And you play this entire game as a roach.

5022
03:39:25,780 --> 03:39:26,620
It is very interesting.

5023
03:39:26,740 --> 03:39:27,580
We're going to take a look at it.

5024
03:39:28,100 --> 03:39:29,320
He's been the entire...

5025
03:39:29,320 --> 03:39:30,660
Entire game as a roach.

5026
03:39:30,920 --> 03:39:32,060
It's really interesting.

5027
03:39:32,220 --> 03:39:33,260
We're going to take a look at it.

5028
03:39:34,340 --> 03:39:36,140
I think I need to go get a beer.

5029
03:39:36,600 --> 03:39:38,160
But there's none in the fucking fridge.

5030
03:39:38,300 --> 03:39:40,760
So I have to run to the offie or something.

5031
03:39:40,880 --> 03:39:42,840
You know, fucking five minutes.

5032
03:39:43,100 --> 03:39:45,260
Might have to just leave you with Jibby Jab for five minutes.

5033
03:39:45,340 --> 03:39:46,720
But I mean, I don't want...

5034
03:39:46,720 --> 03:39:48,420
It's so Kafka-esque, this.

5035
03:39:49,260 --> 03:39:51,560
And she seems excited about it.

5036
03:39:52,100 --> 03:39:54,440
I mean, I'm sorry.

5037
03:39:54,560 --> 03:39:58,580
I want to enjoy this to its fullest extent.

5038
03:39:58,700 --> 03:39:59,820
I'm sorry about this.

5039
03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:02,500
It's not a problem.

5040
03:40:03,180 --> 03:40:05,020
It's really not a problem for me.

5041
03:40:05,020 --> 03:40:06,020
Jibby Jab.

5042
03:40:06,020 --> 03:40:06,020
Jibby Jab.

5043
03:40:07,140 --> 03:40:08,260
Wastes of skin.

5044
03:40:08,700 --> 03:40:09,540
The Jibby Jab.

5045
03:40:11,060 --> 03:40:12,200
Sweaty fists.

5046
03:40:12,740 --> 03:40:13,580
The Jibby Jab.

5047
03:40:15,000 --> 03:40:16,460
Xanadu 2.0.

5048
03:40:16,820 --> 03:40:17,600
The Jibby Jab.

5049
03:40:20,600 --> 03:40:22,500
That succession of pricks.

5050
03:40:22,660 --> 03:40:23,900
Evidence of their curiosity.

5051
03:40:24,360 --> 03:40:26,000
And I'll keep on banging on.

5052
03:40:26,560 --> 03:40:28,800
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

5053
03:40:29,280 --> 03:40:30,180
And I mean it.

5054
03:40:30,180 --> 03:40:36,700
And I mean it.

5055
03:40:37,220 --> 03:40:37,980
The Jibby Jab.

5056
03:40:40,240 --> 03:40:41,540
The Jibby Jab.

5057
03:40:44,240 --> 03:40:45,560
The Jibby Jab.

5058
03:40:48,300 --> 03:40:49,600
The Jibby Jab.

5059
03:40:52,940 --> 03:40:54,120
Conspiracy theorist.

5060
03:40:54,300 --> 03:40:54,960
Granny killer.

5061
03:40:55,220 --> 03:40:55,660
Covidiot.

5062
03:40:55,820 --> 03:40:56,480
Covid denier.

5063
03:40:56,660 --> 03:40:57,420
Election denier.

5064
03:40:57,560 --> 03:40:58,360
Domestic terrorist.

5065
03:40:58,360 --> 03:40:59,600
A Putin apologist.

5066
03:40:59,800 --> 03:41:01,820
All four horsemen of the apocalypse.

5067
03:41:02,160 --> 03:41:02,900
Cyber attack.

5068
03:41:03,160 --> 03:41:04,080
War against Iran.

5069
03:41:04,280 --> 03:41:05,160
John F. Kennedy.

5070
03:41:05,360 --> 03:41:06,000
Lone shooter.

5071
03:41:06,180 --> 03:41:07,020
The magic bullet.

5072
03:41:13,140 --> 03:41:15,200
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

5073
03:41:21,700 --> 03:41:23,680
Who do these people think they are?

5074
03:41:24,100 --> 03:41:24,780
Curiosity.

5075
03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:25,920
The Jibby Jab.

5076
03:41:26,960 --> 03:41:28,200
Wastes of skin.

5077
03:41:28,620 --> 03:41:29,420
The Jibby Jab.

5078
03:41:29,420 --> 03:41:32,120
Sweaty fists.

5079
03:41:32,120 --> 03:41:33,520
The Jibby Jab.

5080
03:41:34,900 --> 03:41:36,400
Xanadu 2.0.

5081
03:41:36,400 --> 03:41:37,560
The Jibby Jab.

5082
03:41:40,560 --> 03:41:42,440
That succession of pricks.

5083
03:41:42,600 --> 03:41:43,840
Evidence of their curiosity.

5084
03:41:44,340 --> 03:41:45,940
And I'll keep on banging on.

5085
03:41:46,580 --> 03:41:48,740
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

5086
03:41:49,300 --> 03:41:50,160
And I mean it.

5087
03:41:51,440 --> 03:41:56,640
And I mean it.

5088
03:41:56,640 --> 03:41:57,940
The Jibby Jab.

5089
03:41:57,940 --> 03:42:01,480
The Jibby Jab.

5090
03:42:04,260 --> 03:42:05,500
The Jibby Jab.

5091
03:42:08,300 --> 03:42:09,540
The Jibby Jab.

5092
03:42:12,920 --> 03:42:21,740
Conspiracy theorists, granny killer, COVID-idiot, COVID denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist, all four horsemen of the apocalypse.

5093
03:42:21,740 --> 03:42:26,980
Cyber attack, war against Iran, John F. Kennedy, lone shooter, the magic bullet.

5094
03:42:26,980 --> 03:42:35,140
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

5095
03:42:41,540 --> 03:42:43,620
Who do these people think they are?

5096
03:42:44,080 --> 03:42:45,840
Curiosity, the Jibby Jab.

5097
03:42:46,820 --> 03:42:49,400
Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab.

5098
03:42:50,820 --> 03:42:53,440
Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab.

5099
03:42:54,860 --> 03:42:57,480
Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab.

5100
03:43:00,420 --> 03:43:03,880
That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity.

5101
03:43:04,260 --> 03:43:05,880
And I'll keep on banging on.

5102
03:43:06,440 --> 03:43:08,660
I said it was time to clear out the trash.

5103
03:43:09,160 --> 03:43:10,080
And I mean it.

5104
03:43:15,340 --> 03:43:16,580
And I mean it.

5105
03:43:16,940 --> 03:43:17,860
The Jibby Jab.

5106
03:43:20,300 --> 03:43:21,400
The Jibby Jab.

5107
03:43:24,400 --> 03:43:25,440
The Jibby Jab.

5108
03:43:28,440 --> 03:43:29,480
The Jibby Jab.

5109
03:43:32,920 --> 03:43:39,480
Conspiracy theorists, granny killer, COVID-idiot, COVID denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist.

5110
03:43:39,700 --> 03:43:41,700
All four horsemen of the apocalypse.

5111
03:43:41,700 --> 03:43:46,920
Cyber attack, war against Iran, John F. Kennedy, lone shooter, the magic bullet.

5112
03:43:52,920 --> 03:43:55,080
Still believing in smoke and mirrors.

5113
03:44:01,480 --> 03:44:03,560
Who do these people think they are?

5114
03:44:04,060 --> 03:44:05,780
Curiosity, the Jibby Jab.

5115
03:44:06,940 --> 03:44:09,340
Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab.

5116
03:44:10,900 --> 03:44:13,400
Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab.

5117
03:44:14,740 --> 03:44:17,420
Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab.

5118
03:44:20,420 --> 03:44:25,820
That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity, and I'll keep on banging on.

5119
03:44:26,380 --> 03:44:30,040
I said it was time to clear out the trash, and I mean it.

5120
03:44:35,200 --> 03:44:36,520
And I mean it.

5121
03:44:36,520 --> 03:44:37,800
The Jibby Jab.

5122
03:44:40,060 --> 03:44:41,340
The Jibby Jab.

5123
03:44:44,100 --> 03:44:45,380
The Jibby Jab.

5124
03:44:48,140 --> 03:44:49,400
The Jibby Jab.

5125
03:44:49,400 --> 03:45:19,380
The Jibby Jab.

5126
03:45:19,380 --> 03:45:21,380
The Jibby Jab.

5127
03:45:21,380 --> 03:45:23,680
One, two, one, two. Ah, we're back, Lorac.

5128
03:45:25,560 --> 03:45:27,780
Thanks, Buck, for that. Sorry about that.

5129
03:45:29,080 --> 03:45:31,420
Detour. It was a slight detour.

5130
03:45:32,140 --> 03:45:46,720
The fridge didn't have exactly what I wanted. It only had milk and water inside that unit. I needed something different. Let's just get going with this and not talk about that.

5131
03:45:50,140 --> 03:46:14,460
Some big, some big topics here. When the body dies, what happens to it. And then you've got the whole metamorphosis into a cockroach. What we're going to be faced with pretty soon. Sounds pretty fucking... Sounds like an epic episode of Netcafé.

5132
03:46:14,460 --> 03:46:19,280
by that

5133
03:46:19,280 --> 03:46:21,580
a

5134
03:46:21,580 --> 03:46:32,240
bad mojo

5135
03:46:32,240 --> 03:46:39,000
is a roach

5136
03:46:39,000 --> 03:46:43,020
cool halloween stuff and we've got the classic

5137
03:46:43,020 --> 03:47:09,900
chefay hands more on those later but let's see what he's got in store things coming up at the internet cafe okay we are with rowan fairgrove you are the web weaver of the local chapter of the covenant of the goddess website and can you tell me a little bit about the covenant of the goddess the particular website that you take the covenant of the goddess and she looks very unimpressed with jane withers is set up here

5138
03:47:11,580 --> 03:47:20,020
if you come to our site obviously you'll find information on coming in the goddess but i've also tried to make it a networking site you can go out to

5139
03:47:20,020 --> 03:47:45,880
sounds it's a rubbish pitch straight away because she's just gone straight away if you come to our site you'll get the information but also blah blah blah chapter of the covenant of the goddess website and can you tell me a little bit about this the particular website that you uh take take hold of if you come to our site obviously you'll find information on coming in the goddess but i've also tried to make it a networking site you can go out to other sites

5140
03:47:45,880 --> 03:47:54,320
did say her name was rowan rowan fairgrove but i've also tried to make it her name is rowan isn't that a fellow's

5141
03:47:54,320 --> 03:48:05,260
name networking site you can go out to other could be a fella we don't know sites full of covenant of the goddess though you'd think it was a woman because of goddess

5142
03:48:05,260 --> 03:48:21,380
great content we can't read it i'm afraid i'm not going to attempt to um shops events um can i get information about magic and magic earth religion god of spirituality um wicca

5143
03:48:21,380 --> 03:48:29,120
very innocent very innocent times the internet before all the content was foisted upon us in a short

5144
03:48:29,120 --> 03:48:33,540
video burst format on an infinite scroll timeline

5145
03:48:33,540 --> 03:48:41,020
it was just weird shit like this very inaccessible very hard to really get into

5146
03:48:41,020 --> 03:48:44,300
but they were making it people like rowan were out there

5147
03:48:44,300 --> 03:48:52,740
making this little community magical religions uh as a true which is the norse pagan religion okay so now

5148
03:48:52,740 --> 03:48:57,440
with the covenant of the goddess you are would consider yourself to be a witch is that that's correct

5149
03:48:57,440 --> 03:49:07,540
okay and now crazy town i didn't realize we were dealing with this situation so it's not only is it a rowan

5150
03:49:07,540 --> 03:49:15,380
situation but it's a witch scenario as well the goddess you are would consider yourself to be a witch is that that's correct

5151
03:49:15,380 --> 03:49:28,900
okay and now being a witch in in my mind has always been a lady with you know the crooked nose and the pointy hat and you definitely don't have a crooked nose and there's no pointy hat that i see so tell me a little bit about what being a witch and the wicca religion is all about

5152
03:49:28,900 --> 03:49:32,900
well i did consider bringing the pointy hat just because it's a bit of fun this time of the year

5153
03:49:32,900 --> 03:49:41,840
bit of a fucking joke there i wouldn't have mentioned the crooked nose bit even though she doesn't seem to have a crooked nose

5154
03:49:41,840 --> 03:49:50,240
it still draws attention to her schnoz which she might not like but um i'm a priest

5155
03:49:50,240 --> 03:49:56,300
unless it's a perfect fucking honker that she has i'd leave the schnoz out of it

5156
03:49:56,300 --> 03:50:01,860
and i'm a priestess of an earth religion based in the traditions of old europe

5157
03:50:01,860 --> 03:50:13,460
pure fucking crazy town butterfly come come my lady you're my butterfly sugar baby i don't know what she's going on about here but it's odd

5158
03:50:13,460 --> 03:50:21,560
a hat just because it's a bit of fun this time of the year but um i'm a priestess okay and so you're a priestess

5159
03:50:21,560 --> 03:50:28,440
i'm a priestess of an earth religion based in the traditions of old europe okay was this shot in galway

5160
03:50:28,440 --> 03:50:35,720
in the 90s real engineering ass welcome to the uh channel real engineering big big time engineering

5161
03:50:35,720 --> 03:50:47,900
videos welcome to the fucking stream but uh it looks like it could be eason's in in 1990 or 2000 and could

5162
03:50:47,900 --> 03:50:54,860
even be eason's now maybe upstairs the upstairs bit with the fucking in galway eason's in galway the uh

5163
03:50:54,860 --> 03:50:59,820
the educational books or the school books and the the arts and crafts section

5164
03:50:59,820 --> 03:51:05,020
so is that like the celtic tradition because i know a lot of your websites had

5165
03:51:05,020 --> 03:51:11,500
she's not really selling it at all i noticed from the moment jane withers was asking her about stuff

5166
03:51:11,500 --> 03:51:18,560
she wasn't it's like she's a reluctant participant in the show and you can tell by the way the energy

5167
03:51:18,560 --> 03:51:25,340
tapers off towards the end of that last sentence there just check out the way the energy fizzles out

5168
03:51:25,340 --> 03:51:27,600
at the end of this sentence.

5169
03:51:27,600 --> 03:51:29,280
It's a bit of fun this time of the year.

5170
03:51:29,880 --> 03:51:31,540
But I'm a priestess.

5171
03:51:31,840 --> 03:51:34,480
And I'm a priestess of an earth religion

5172
03:51:34,480 --> 03:51:36,840
based in the traditions of old Europe.

5173
03:51:41,640 --> 03:51:42,080
And...

5174
03:51:42,080 --> 03:51:44,540
I'm a priestess

5175
03:51:44,540 --> 03:51:48,220
that's based in the old traditions of Europe.

5176
03:51:49,600 --> 03:51:50,080
And...

5177
03:51:50,080 --> 03:51:52,880
...religion based in the traditions of old Europe.

5178
03:51:53,600 --> 03:51:53,860
Okay.

5179
03:51:54,440 --> 03:51:56,760
So is that like the Celtic tradition?

5180
03:51:56,760 --> 03:51:57,900
Because I know a lot of your websites

5181
03:51:57,900 --> 03:52:00,800
had mentioning about Celtic sites and histories.

5182
03:52:00,800 --> 03:52:01,180
That's right.

5183
03:52:01,280 --> 03:52:03,220
My ancestors are primarily from Scotland.

5184
03:52:03,420 --> 03:52:03,860
Okay.

5185
03:52:04,100 --> 03:52:04,840
Hence the red hair.

5186
03:52:05,140 --> 03:52:05,340
Yeah.

5187
03:52:05,540 --> 03:52:09,720
And so that's the part of the religions of old Europe

5188
03:52:09,720 --> 03:52:11,200
in which I'm most interested.

5189
03:52:11,440 --> 03:52:11,700
Okay.

5190
03:52:12,160 --> 03:52:14,080
And now tell me a little bit about...

5191
03:52:14,080 --> 03:52:16,280
If I was interested in getting information about spells

5192
03:52:16,280 --> 03:52:20,180
or witchcraft or what Wiccan religion is all about

5193
03:52:20,180 --> 03:52:23,540
or the whole topic of alternate religions,

5194
03:52:23,540 --> 03:52:25,260
what would be some of the websites you'd recommend?

5195
03:52:25,720 --> 03:52:26,000
Well...

5196
03:52:26,000 --> 03:52:26,780
She just...

5197
03:52:26,780 --> 03:52:28,820
She'd fucking recommend her own website.

5198
03:52:28,940 --> 03:52:33,040
That's why she's here promoting her own website of weird pagan shit.

5199
03:52:33,200 --> 03:52:34,340
For spells and such,

5200
03:52:34,440 --> 03:52:37,000
the Lysator Neopagan...

5201
03:52:37,000 --> 03:52:37,860
Neopagan Archive...

5202
03:52:37,860 --> 03:52:37,860
Okay.

5203
03:52:37,860 --> 03:52:40,500
...is an amazing content site.

5204
03:52:41,000 --> 03:52:42,080
Amazing content.

5205
03:52:42,780 --> 03:52:44,260
Have a look at that there.

5206
03:52:44,320 --> 03:52:44,880
What's it called?

5207
03:52:45,000 --> 03:52:45,680
The Lysator.

5208
03:52:46,920 --> 03:52:47,240
Neopagan...

5209
03:52:47,240 --> 03:52:47,920
Neopagan...

5210
03:52:47,920 --> 03:52:50,180
Neopagan Archive.

5211
03:52:50,320 --> 03:52:50,480
Okay.

5212
03:52:51,440 --> 03:52:51,920
Lysator.

5213
03:52:52,300 --> 03:52:53,860
Neopagan Archive.

5214
03:52:54,900 --> 03:52:55,500
Lysator.

5215
03:52:56,500 --> 03:52:57,240
Neopagan...

5216
03:52:57,240 --> 03:52:59,240
Archive.

5217
03:52:59,240 --> 03:52:59,920
Archive.

5218
03:53:02,880 --> 03:53:03,160
Wow.

5219
03:53:03,240 --> 03:53:04,340
It's still going, lad.

5220
03:53:04,340 --> 03:53:06,760
And there's even a...

5221
03:53:06,760 --> 03:53:07,840
There's a UCC...

5222
03:53:07,840 --> 03:53:08,960
Well, look at that.

5223
03:53:09,200 --> 03:53:09,580
That's a...

5224
03:53:09,580 --> 03:53:10,740
That's a direct hit.

5225
03:53:13,300 --> 03:53:13,820
180.

5226
03:53:14,420 --> 03:53:19,520
We've managed to get a GeoCities site that's still going from the show.

5227
03:53:19,640 --> 03:53:20,100
This is...

5228
03:53:20,100 --> 03:53:23,080
This rarely ever happens, if ever has happened.

5229
03:53:23,280 --> 03:53:29,120
When I put in the actual website from Computer Chronicles or this show Netcafe.

5230
03:53:30,300 --> 03:53:37,120
Usually a 404 error or a DNS server does not realize your request or something like that.

5231
03:53:37,120 --> 03:53:49,760
But it's still going, which means, quite excitingly, that the witch Rowan Adams or whatever her name is, is still out there.

5232
03:53:50,280 --> 03:53:50,840
And she's...

5233
03:53:50,840 --> 03:53:52,040
Oh, no, actually, this isn't her site.

5234
03:53:52,080 --> 03:53:53,380
She's recommended this site.

5235
03:53:53,440 --> 03:53:54,000
I beg your pardon.

5236
03:53:54,040 --> 03:53:55,280
I thought this was her site.

5237
03:53:58,460 --> 03:54:00,180
The Neopagan Archive.

5238
03:54:00,300 --> 03:54:04,840
One of the largest and most accessed parts of the religious archives that list her site.

5239
03:54:04,840 --> 03:54:08,540
One of the first sites to be listed under the pagan best of the web.

5240
03:54:09,520 --> 03:54:13,020
Some files in the archives may be compressed using gun zip.

5241
03:54:13,840 --> 03:54:17,840
Unfortunately, not all browsers can uncompress those files.

5242
03:54:18,860 --> 03:54:23,820
However, you can still retrieve them by anonymous FTP.

5243
03:54:23,820 --> 03:54:28,400
File transfer protocol from this site here.

5244
03:54:28,560 --> 03:54:30,500
I'm sure it's completely safe.

5245
03:54:32,160 --> 03:54:35,260
And definitely not dodgy to do to use that.

5246
03:54:39,000 --> 03:54:40,180
Celtic traditions.

5247
03:54:40,180 --> 03:54:40,340
Celtic traditions.

5248
03:54:40,340 --> 03:54:40,340
Celtic traditions.

5249
03:54:40,340 --> 03:54:41,340
Celtic stories.

5250
03:54:41,340 --> 03:54:43,680
Celtic stories.

5251
03:54:43,680 --> 03:54:45,780
Parent directory.

5252
03:54:45,780 --> 03:54:46,480
Look at this.

5253
03:54:46,480 --> 03:54:52,200
We're hacking the fucking mainframe here to get into a bit of pagan action.

5254
03:54:52,200 --> 03:54:55,320
Last created August 2010.

5255
03:54:58,200 --> 03:55:01,420
Download a few fucking spells.

5256
03:55:04,360 --> 03:55:05,600
How weird is this look?

5257
03:55:06,360 --> 03:55:07,660
I can't find much.

5258
03:55:07,660 --> 03:55:10,940
This is from Ian Foote in 1993.

5259
03:55:10,940 --> 03:55:15,180
I can't find much on Celtic creation myth.

5260
03:55:15,620 --> 03:55:16,140
T.W.

5261
03:55:16,300 --> 03:55:21,260
Rolison's book, Celtic mythology, says, as far as I remember, the Celts had a secret creation myth.

5262
03:55:21,640 --> 03:55:22,440
I'm not reading all that.

5263
03:55:22,520 --> 03:55:22,940
Can't be arse.

5264
03:55:23,120 --> 03:55:23,720
Back to the show.

5265
03:55:23,720 --> 03:55:25,900
It is an amazing content site.

5266
03:55:26,820 --> 03:55:27,780
Amazing content.

5267
03:55:27,980 --> 03:55:29,100
It hasn't changed.

5268
03:55:29,780 --> 03:55:35,720
Ceci, the woman who runs it in Sweden, just gets every piece of spell of...

5269
03:55:36,480 --> 03:55:40,560
Every little last bit of spell she can get her hands on.

5270
03:55:40,880 --> 03:55:41,760
This Swedish woman.

5271
03:55:41,980 --> 03:55:43,740
And she puts it right up on the web here.

5272
03:55:43,740 --> 03:55:47,660
...tool that it comes across the net and puts it in the archives so that people can access it.

5273
03:55:47,680 --> 03:55:55,060
She managed to scrape up every last bit of spell and tip it inside a fucking pagan jug.

5274
03:55:56,060 --> 03:56:06,260
...who runs it in Sweden, just gets every piece of spell of ritual that it comes across the net and puts it in the archives so that people can access it.

5275
03:56:06,260 --> 03:56:11,140
Now, I know in religions such as yours that Halloween is...

5276
03:56:11,140 --> 03:56:19,620
And look, in the background there, I think Richard DeVries is just doing a bit of fucking web surfing.

5277
03:56:20,340 --> 03:56:21,040
Time out.

5278
03:56:21,140 --> 03:56:22,340
Or is it someone else?

5279
03:56:22,880 --> 03:56:23,660
We don't know.

5280
03:56:23,800 --> 03:56:24,660
Perhaps we'll never know.

5281
03:56:24,660 --> 03:56:25,960
It's a very special time of year.

5282
03:56:26,360 --> 03:56:27,260
What is Halloween?

5283
03:56:27,360 --> 03:56:30,340
Because Halloween for me is trick-or-treating and getting dressed up when I was a little kid.

5284
03:56:30,420 --> 03:56:33,800
So what is Halloween Eve, I think is the term that you use, is...

5285
03:56:33,800 --> 03:56:34,400
What's that all about?

5286
03:56:34,400 --> 03:56:35,620
Well, it's the new year.

5287
03:56:35,860 --> 03:56:38,020
And for us, the day starts at desk.

5288
03:56:38,840 --> 03:56:39,340
Okay.

5289
03:56:39,340 --> 03:56:51,340
It starts at desk, maybe. Maybe when the day begins, she's straight to the desk to start updating the website. I don't know.

5290
03:56:51,340 --> 03:57:09,340
Much like the Jewish tradition, the dark time comes before the light. The...

5291
03:57:09,340 --> 03:57:14,460
The Jewish tradition, the dark time before the light. What's that about?

5292
03:57:14,460 --> 03:57:17,680
Well, it's the new year. And for us, the day starts at desk.

5293
03:57:18,080 --> 03:57:18,400
Okay.

5294
03:57:18,760 --> 03:57:23,980
And much like the Jewish tradition, the dark time comes before the light.

5295
03:57:24,160 --> 03:57:27,220
So the Jewish tradition starts at desk.

5296
03:57:29,440 --> 03:57:31,120
Darkness comes to light.

5297
03:57:31,620 --> 03:57:34,540
Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight.

5298
03:57:34,540 --> 03:57:38,160
Germination. Germans. The soil flowering.

5299
03:57:38,160 --> 03:57:39,620
And the year is the same way.

5300
03:57:40,360 --> 03:57:40,540
So...

5301
03:57:40,540 --> 03:57:41,940
Look at that.

5302
03:57:42,320 --> 03:57:47,920
Lovely, lovely situation here where Jane Withers is checked out.

5303
03:57:48,180 --> 03:57:51,760
She checked out 10 minutes ago and now she's on autopilot.

5304
03:57:52,140 --> 03:57:54,040
Let's just see that reaction once again.

5305
03:57:54,280 --> 03:57:57,120
Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight.

5306
03:57:57,280 --> 03:57:58,560
And the year is the same way.

5307
03:57:59,260 --> 03:57:59,620
So this...

5308
03:57:59,620 --> 03:58:01,160
Lovely stuff. You can...

5309
03:58:01,160 --> 03:58:02,800
You can see the head nod there.

5310
03:58:02,900 --> 03:58:06,660
The reassuring glance and head nod she gave that...

5311
03:58:06,660 --> 03:58:11,060
She's wanting to communicate that she's still with this lady.

5312
03:58:11,660 --> 03:58:13,800
But she's long gone silver.

5313
03:58:13,800 --> 03:58:17,700
I think Withers was gone before the segment started.

5314
03:58:18,540 --> 03:58:20,920
But the professionalism, of course, is there.

5315
03:58:21,080 --> 03:58:23,800
It's always going to maintain an air of engagement.

5316
03:58:23,800 --> 03:58:25,880
But we can see it, Jane.

5317
03:58:26,380 --> 03:58:30,180
We can see it quite clearly that you've checked out.

5318
03:58:30,300 --> 03:58:32,980
Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight.

5319
03:58:33,160 --> 03:58:34,380
And the year is the same way.

5320
03:58:35,100 --> 03:58:36,580
So this is our new year.

5321
03:58:37,100 --> 03:58:40,720
And Halloween itself is the time between the two years.

5322
03:58:41,380 --> 03:58:43,200
So the veil is in.

5323
03:58:43,560 --> 03:58:44,000
Okay.

5324
03:58:45,300 --> 03:58:47,260
And she remembered to smile.

5325
03:58:47,420 --> 03:58:48,640
She'd forgot to smile.

5326
03:58:48,780 --> 03:58:53,500
And then she'd started smiling, pretending that she was on board.

5327
03:58:53,500 --> 03:58:54,420
If this was Stu...

5328
03:58:56,080 --> 03:59:00,860
God, Stu would have actually taken this woman to town, really.

5329
03:59:00,960 --> 03:59:03,520
He would have absolutely not given her a moment's notice.

5330
03:59:04,100 --> 03:59:05,940
He would have really had her on the ropes.

5331
03:59:06,580 --> 03:59:10,880
He would have changed subject 20 times by now.

5332
03:59:10,960 --> 03:59:12,380
But Jane's too nice for that.

5333
03:59:13,040 --> 03:59:14,460
She's not going to...

5334
03:59:14,460 --> 03:59:16,200
She's not going to get involved.

5335
03:59:16,200 --> 03:59:16,620
...the veil...

5336
03:59:16,620 --> 03:59:17,720
...between the worlds.

5337
03:59:17,960 --> 03:59:23,640
And the ancestors and the fairies can come through and come door to door, luck visiting.

5338
03:59:23,640 --> 03:59:25,020
Kind of like trick-or-treating.

5339
03:59:25,020 --> 03:59:26,260
Exactly like trick-or-treating.

5340
03:59:26,560 --> 03:59:29,400
And how generous you are determines how lucky you are.

5341
03:59:29,560 --> 03:59:31,720
So the ancestors are the ghosts that we see.

5342
03:59:31,880 --> 03:59:34,220
Everybody gets dressed up as a ghost or witch and those types of things.

5343
03:59:34,280 --> 03:59:34,940
That's really interesting.

5344
03:59:35,340 --> 03:59:39,500
Now, one of the other things about Halloween Eve, I think, is the...

5345
03:59:39,500 --> 03:59:41,380
What's this she's got there?

5346
03:59:41,440 --> 03:59:44,500
Is it like a little vial with the G-virus in it or something?

5347
03:59:45,180 --> 03:59:46,260
It's like there's...

5348
03:59:46,260 --> 03:59:48,440
There's liquid in that, is there?

5349
03:59:48,440 --> 03:59:49,460
The issue of divination.

5350
03:59:49,620 --> 03:59:51,820
I think that's a very big thing that goes on in Halloween.

5351
03:59:52,080 --> 03:59:52,960
It's the beginning of the year.

5352
03:59:53,020 --> 03:59:55,400
You've got to find out what's going to happen to you this year.

5353
03:59:55,480 --> 03:59:55,840
Exactly.

5354
03:59:55,980 --> 03:59:59,380
So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at.

5355
03:59:59,700 --> 04:00:00,520
Or you can get...

5356
04:00:00,520 --> 04:00:00,880
What was it?

5357
04:00:00,920 --> 04:00:02,440
We had tarot cards and...

5358
04:00:02,440 --> 04:00:04,820
Hey!

5359
04:00:06,020 --> 04:00:08,080
Watch where you fucking drive it, asshole!

5360
04:00:08,240 --> 04:00:10,780
It'd be great if you heard something like that in the background.

5361
04:00:11,520 --> 04:00:14,260
Because it is on location at Cybersmith.

5362
04:00:15,260 --> 04:00:18,260
The beginning of the year, you've got to find out what's going to happen to you this year.

5363
04:00:18,360 --> 04:00:18,700
Exactly.

5364
04:00:18,840 --> 04:00:22,240
So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at.

5365
04:00:22,240 --> 04:00:23,440
Or you can get...

5366
04:00:23,440 --> 04:00:23,760
What was it?

5367
04:00:23,820 --> 04:00:25,040
Tarot cards and...

5368
04:00:25,040 --> 04:00:31,580
I'll try and do it off of the camera so it looks authentic.

5369
04:00:34,520 --> 04:00:35,660
...to you this year.

5370
04:00:35,760 --> 04:00:36,080
Exactly.

5371
04:00:36,220 --> 04:00:39,620
So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at.

5372
04:00:39,840 --> 04:00:40,800
Or you can get...

5373
04:00:40,800 --> 04:00:41,120
What was it?

5374
04:00:41,160 --> 04:00:42,840
Tarot cards and...

5375
04:00:42,840 --> 04:00:44,260
Get the fucking line, asshole!

5376
04:00:44,540 --> 04:00:47,220
And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition.

5377
04:00:47,280 --> 04:00:47,680
Is that right?

5378
04:00:47,740 --> 04:00:47,920
No, no.

5379
04:00:48,020 --> 04:00:49,640
They're actually Norse or...

5380
04:00:49,640 --> 04:00:52,000
It's actually in San Francisco, right?

5381
04:00:52,000 --> 04:00:53,200
It's a different accent.

5382
04:00:53,380 --> 04:00:54,940
I don't know how to do that accent.

5383
04:00:54,940 --> 04:00:58,900
Let's go one more.

5384
04:00:58,900 --> 04:00:59,880
What happened to you this year?

5385
04:00:59,980 --> 04:01:00,320
Exactly.

5386
04:01:00,460 --> 04:01:03,860
So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at.

5387
04:01:04,200 --> 04:01:04,480
Or you can get...

5388
04:01:04,480 --> 04:01:05,380
What was it?

5389
04:01:05,480 --> 04:01:06,900
Tarot cards and...

5390
04:01:06,900 --> 04:01:07,780
The fuck you're learning to try!

5391
04:01:07,780 --> 04:01:08,620
...rune reading.

5392
04:01:08,760 --> 04:01:09,040
Runes.

5393
04:01:09,040 --> 04:01:11,460
And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition.

5394
04:01:11,460 --> 04:01:11,920
Is that right?

5395
04:01:11,980 --> 04:01:12,180
No, no.

5396
04:01:12,260 --> 04:01:14,480
They're actually Norse or Anglo-Saxon in tradition.

5397
04:01:14,480 --> 04:01:14,780
Okay.

5398
04:01:15,480 --> 04:01:17,220
It's the Norse or Anglo-Saxon alphabet.

5399
04:01:17,800 --> 04:01:19,180
And the site I recommend for...

5400
04:01:19,180 --> 04:01:19,580
Wow.

5401
04:01:19,660 --> 04:01:25,640
Some lovely information on runes there that you could get back in 1996.

5402
04:01:26,520 --> 04:01:28,720
Some rune-based information.

5403
04:01:28,840 --> 04:01:29,860
And look at that background.

5404
04:01:31,060 --> 04:01:34,060
Unbelievable HTML wonderment.

5405
04:01:34,460 --> 04:01:37,280
Brought to you by the Netscape browser.

5406
04:01:40,100 --> 04:01:41,540
Just goes to show, doesn't it?

5407
04:01:42,480 --> 04:01:43,380
Just goes to show.

5408
04:01:43,520 --> 04:01:45,940
And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition.

5409
04:01:45,940 --> 04:01:46,380
Is that right?

5410
04:01:46,380 --> 04:01:46,640
No, no.

5411
04:01:46,760 --> 04:01:49,720
They're actually Norse or Anglo-Saxon in tradition.

5412
04:01:50,060 --> 04:01:51,700
It's the Norse or Anglo-Saxon alphabet.

5413
04:01:52,300 --> 04:01:55,580
And the site I recommend for divination is one by Mary Greer.

5414
04:01:56,160 --> 04:01:58,080
And they point to everything.

5415
04:01:58,520 --> 04:02:00,000
Jermaine Greer is that right?

5416
04:02:00,680 --> 04:02:01,340
Wow, look at that.

5417
04:02:01,700 --> 04:02:03,760
They went hard on that piece there.

5418
04:02:03,900 --> 04:02:05,320
They actually zoomed in on it.

5419
04:02:05,620 --> 04:02:07,120
I'm not sure if that's a...

5420
04:02:07,120 --> 04:02:09,780
They point to everything having to do...

5421
04:02:09,780 --> 04:02:10,740
Especially with Tarot.

5422
04:02:11,180 --> 04:02:14,840
How did they manage to fucking crop in or zoom in on that bit there?

5423
04:02:15,520 --> 04:02:17,520
That's a directorial decision.

5424
04:02:17,700 --> 04:02:19,440
That isn't on the browser.

5425
04:02:19,620 --> 04:02:20,860
You can't access that on the browser.

5426
04:02:21,100 --> 04:02:23,200
So the cameraman is obviously...

5427
04:02:23,200 --> 04:02:26,900
Our director said we need a close-up of those runes.

5428
04:02:27,580 --> 04:02:30,660
And they point to everything having to do...

5429
04:02:30,660 --> 04:02:31,620
Especially with Tarot.

5430
04:02:32,320 --> 04:02:37,080
But you can start there and find anything you want to find about divination.

5431
04:02:37,240 --> 04:02:39,840
She's saying Tarot instead of tarot.

5432
04:02:40,820 --> 04:02:44,100
So I can actually find out what's in store for me for the next few months then.

5433
04:02:44,600 --> 04:02:45,400
Give it a try.

5434
04:02:45,540 --> 04:02:46,300
I think I will.

5435
04:02:46,700 --> 04:02:49,280
Well, and are there any other things about websites?

5436
04:02:49,420 --> 04:02:51,740
Oh man, she really wants to get out of here.

5437
04:02:51,940 --> 04:02:55,400
But she knows there's still a minute to fill on the clock.

5438
04:02:55,800 --> 04:02:57,600
See, that was a great out there.

5439
04:02:58,480 --> 04:03:00,900
But then she realized it's still 45 seconds.

5440
04:03:01,040 --> 04:03:02,080
We need to fill our minute.

5441
04:03:03,360 --> 04:03:04,680
I'm going to have to ask this lady.

5442
04:03:04,820 --> 04:03:06,880
Is there anything else amazing you can tell us?

5443
04:03:07,120 --> 04:03:07,760
Give it a try.

5444
04:03:07,900 --> 04:03:08,660
I think I will.

5445
04:03:09,060 --> 04:03:14,520
Well, and are there any other things about websites related to the Wiccan religion that would be important?

5446
04:03:14,580 --> 04:03:17,580
If people were wanting to understand a little bit more about the nature of religions,

5447
04:03:17,820 --> 04:03:21,360
some other places to find out about the chapter and some other stuff?

5448
04:03:22,140 --> 04:03:24,240
Well, there's the High Plains Magic page.

5449
04:03:24,320 --> 04:03:25,420
It has some excellent links.

5450
04:03:26,080 --> 04:03:28,480
And the Celebrate the Earth page.

5451
04:03:30,040 --> 04:03:31,180
Celebrate the Earth page.

5452
04:03:31,200 --> 04:03:32,380
Actually, I went out on...

5453
04:03:33,220 --> 04:03:34,300
What's that there?

5454
04:03:34,380 --> 04:03:34,620
Look.

5455
04:03:35,080 --> 04:03:35,960
Thank you very much there.

5456
04:03:36,160 --> 04:03:38,240
Digital hands with a Z.

5457
04:03:38,460 --> 04:03:39,380
Very kindly there.

5458
04:03:39,500 --> 04:03:40,340
Digital hands.

5459
04:03:40,880 --> 04:03:41,480
Traditional...

5460
04:03:41,480 --> 04:03:42,420
Alta Vista today.

5461
04:03:42,660 --> 04:03:47,080
And there were over 15,000 sites with the word Wicca in them.

5462
04:03:47,620 --> 04:03:48,640
That's a lot of information.

5463
04:03:49,760 --> 04:03:51,420
So there's definitely some interest in there.

5464
04:03:51,580 --> 04:03:52,020
That's right.

5465
04:03:52,180 --> 04:03:53,540
Zanady 2.0.

5466
04:03:53,540 --> 04:03:56,560
People in society, religion, Wicca and witchcraft.

5467
04:03:56,940 --> 04:03:58,140
You can find a lot of links.

5468
04:03:59,260 --> 04:04:00,220
We're out there.

5469
04:04:00,540 --> 04:04:00,920
Definitely.

5470
04:04:00,920 --> 04:04:01,360
Definitely.

5471
04:04:03,520 --> 04:04:09,140
A bit of a fucking sly dig there by Jane going, definitely, you are out there.

5472
04:04:09,280 --> 04:04:10,400
You're fucking...

5473
04:04:10,400 --> 04:04:13,740
You're on fucking Saturn, you space cake.

5474
04:04:14,340 --> 04:04:16,280
Is what she was probably thinking.

5475
04:04:16,720 --> 04:04:17,220
That's right.

5476
04:04:17,420 --> 04:04:21,760
Yahoo under people in society, religion, Wicca and witchcraft.

5477
04:04:22,140 --> 04:04:23,340
You can find a lot of links.

5478
04:04:24,460 --> 04:04:25,420
We're out there.

5479
04:04:25,720 --> 04:04:26,120
Definitely.

5480
04:04:26,240 --> 04:04:26,700
So if you want...

5481
04:04:26,700 --> 04:04:27,520
Definitely.

5482
04:04:28,160 --> 04:04:29,180
She couldn't resist.

5483
04:04:29,540 --> 04:04:31,660
It was Freudian...

5484
04:04:31,660 --> 04:04:32,420
Lipacious.

5485
04:04:33,080 --> 04:04:33,940
In a way.

5486
04:04:34,940 --> 04:04:36,380
You can find a lot of links.

5487
04:04:37,520 --> 04:04:38,420
We're out there.

5488
04:04:38,740 --> 04:04:39,140
Definitely.

5489
04:04:39,260 --> 04:04:41,420
So if you want information, the web is a person now.

5490
04:04:41,880 --> 04:04:42,640
So now how does...

5491
04:04:42,640 --> 04:04:43,640
With any new religion...

5492
04:04:43,640 --> 04:04:44,680
Still has to fill time.

5493
04:04:44,700 --> 04:04:48,240
...communication and telling people about what you're all about is really important.

5494
04:04:48,340 --> 04:04:50,740
So I assume that the web has definitely made an impact on...

5495
04:04:50,740 --> 04:04:52,620
How you've been able...

5496
04:04:52,620 --> 04:04:56,140
I know the laws of nature are you, lady.

5497
04:04:56,620 --> 04:05:00,380
Keep me mindful that I step upon your body.

5498
04:05:00,820 --> 04:05:01,920
With your feet.

5499
04:05:02,620 --> 04:05:03,100
That might...

5500
04:05:03,100 --> 04:05:05,600
I was trying to get a fucking bit of ambience going here.

5501
04:05:11,600 --> 04:05:14,540
I know the laws of nature are you, lady.

5502
04:05:14,540 --> 04:05:18,140
Keep me mindful that I step upon your body.

5503
04:05:18,360 --> 04:05:19,640
With your feet.

5504
04:05:20,600 --> 04:05:22,620
That my sorrows are your sorrows.

5505
04:05:23,080 --> 04:05:26,420
And that a healthy priest makes all things sound.

5506
04:05:27,480 --> 04:05:29,860
I feel your breath in the wind.

5507
04:05:30,480 --> 04:05:32,300
And your hand in mine.

5508
04:05:32,800 --> 04:05:33,000
What?

5509
04:05:33,180 --> 04:05:34,480
That was rubbish.

5510
04:05:35,360 --> 04:05:36,320
Keep me sincere.

5511
04:05:37,000 --> 04:05:38,180
Give me your work.

5512
04:05:38,520 --> 04:05:39,960
Which is to be joyous.

5513
04:05:40,700 --> 04:05:41,360
And tend all things...

5514
04:05:41,360 --> 04:05:44,000
Thanks very much for the tip there, wheeling man.

5515
04:05:44,080 --> 04:05:44,660
Very kind, yeah.

5516
04:05:45,800 --> 04:05:47,020
Keep me sincere.

5517
04:05:47,700 --> 04:05:48,800
Give me your work.

5518
04:05:48,940 --> 04:05:50,460
Which is to be joyous.

5519
04:05:50,980 --> 04:05:52,860
And tend all things.

5520
04:05:53,480 --> 04:05:56,680
Because all things live of themselves.

5521
04:05:58,820 --> 04:06:00,940
Continue the religion and...

5522
04:06:00,940 --> 04:06:04,260
Well, the covenant itself was formed as a networking organization.

5523
04:06:04,440 --> 04:06:06,320
And so with the internet as the ultimate network.

5524
04:06:06,540 --> 04:06:09,280
We're definitely out there trying to get our message across.

5525
04:06:09,820 --> 04:06:10,220
Definitely.

5526
04:06:10,560 --> 04:06:12,800
But witchcraft is a very loaded word in this culture.

5527
04:06:12,900 --> 04:06:13,720
And very misunderstood.

5528
04:06:14,180 --> 04:06:14,420
Yeah.

5529
04:06:14,420 --> 04:06:16,800
So by being able to publish ourselves...

5530
04:06:16,800 --> 04:06:17,420
Reclaim it.

5531
04:06:17,420 --> 04:06:18,220
What it means to us.

5532
04:06:18,440 --> 04:06:21,280
Yeah, reclaim the fucking witchcraft title, yeah?

5533
04:06:21,540 --> 04:06:22,280
Because it's been...

5534
04:06:22,280 --> 04:06:23,320
It's been sullied.

5535
04:06:23,880 --> 04:06:26,860
We can maybe dispel some of the myths and misunderstandings.

5536
04:06:27,220 --> 04:06:28,500
Well, thank you very much for the time.

5537
04:06:28,620 --> 04:06:32,000
I really enjoyed learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion.

5538
04:06:32,180 --> 04:06:32,720
Thanks very much.

5539
04:06:33,080 --> 04:06:35,640
Such lies from Jane Withers there.

5540
04:06:35,780 --> 04:06:36,680
Great lies, though.

5541
04:06:37,100 --> 04:06:39,340
I really like those lies from Jane Withers.

5542
04:06:40,000 --> 04:06:40,440
Hi.

5543
04:06:40,840 --> 04:06:41,360
Wow.

5544
04:06:41,600 --> 04:06:43,500
It's an insane situation.

5545
04:06:43,820 --> 04:06:46,980
Let's go back to the initial proposition there.

5546
04:06:46,980 --> 04:06:48,800
Learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion.

5547
04:06:48,940 --> 04:06:49,540
Thanks very much.

5548
04:06:50,900 --> 04:06:51,380
Hi.

5549
04:06:51,720 --> 04:06:53,040
I do all guys at Saks.

5550
04:06:58,420 --> 04:06:58,760
Thank you very much.

5551
04:07:00,200 --> 04:07:00,600
Hi.

5552
04:07:00,920 --> 04:07:02,240
I'm Jewel Gods is Saks.

5553
04:07:04,200 --> 04:07:06,440
I'm Jewel Gods is Saks.

5554
04:07:06,840 --> 04:07:07,920
It's all I got there.

5555
04:07:08,060 --> 04:07:09,800
And I'm not sure whether or not it's the fucking...

5556
04:07:09,800 --> 04:07:12,780
The poor audio quality of the episode.

5557
04:07:12,980 --> 04:07:16,480
Because I believe the last one said desk instead of dusk.

5558
04:07:17,020 --> 04:07:17,700
So, I mean...

5559
04:07:17,700 --> 04:07:20,000
Because of the poor audio quality, I'm not sure.

5560
04:07:20,100 --> 04:07:21,080
But hopefully...

5561
04:07:21,080 --> 04:07:24,380
Persians call the cemetery the city of the silent.

5562
04:07:25,140 --> 04:07:29,760
You can visit my virtual city of the silent on the World Wide Web.

5563
04:07:29,760 --> 04:07:34,160
He wants to visit this man's virtual city of the silent.

5564
04:07:35,140 --> 04:07:38,000
He's giving the advert for right now in 1998.

5565
04:07:38,860 --> 04:07:40,300
About 1996.

5566
04:07:40,300 --> 04:07:42,760
You can find information about the...

5567
04:07:42,760 --> 04:07:43,960
Which makes it even more...

5568
04:07:44,960 --> 04:07:45,440
Scary.

5569
04:07:45,600 --> 04:07:47,820
History and art of the afterlife.

5570
04:07:50,840 --> 04:07:51,440
Wow.

5571
04:07:51,680 --> 04:07:52,560
City of the silent.

5572
04:07:55,200 --> 04:07:56,560
City of the silent.

5573
04:07:56,560 --> 04:08:19,740
I mean, I'm not getting anything.

5574
04:08:19,980 --> 04:08:21,560
I just can't see the actual...

5575
04:08:23,040 --> 04:08:23,580
URL.

5576
04:08:24,200 --> 04:08:26,380
If we had it, I'd be able to put it in there.

5577
04:08:26,380 --> 04:08:29,560
But the episode is 240p.

5578
04:08:30,180 --> 04:08:31,580
And I can't get that.

5579
04:08:31,940 --> 04:08:33,420
I can't see what that says.

5580
04:08:45,840 --> 04:08:46,320
Wow.

5581
04:08:46,440 --> 04:08:47,400
Some great sites there.

5582
04:08:47,560 --> 04:08:48,660
Post-mortem.

5583
04:08:49,740 --> 04:08:51,600
Post-mortem bookshelf there.

5584
04:08:52,180 --> 04:08:52,660
Booklist.

5585
04:08:53,300 --> 04:08:55,220
It's not the Riddler there, Sean.

5586
04:08:55,380 --> 04:08:59,280
I think that was a site that was being advertised on his site.

5587
04:09:00,940 --> 04:09:03,160
Well, let's see what he says again.

5588
04:09:03,160 --> 04:09:04,680
Sorry, I don't know what the fuck he was saying.

5589
04:09:04,680 --> 04:09:06,280
I've been learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion.

5590
04:09:06,420 --> 04:09:07,000
Thanks very much.

5591
04:09:08,500 --> 04:09:13,980
Hi, I'm Joel Godz's Saks.

5592
04:09:13,980 --> 04:09:13,980
I'm Joel Godz's Saks.

5593
04:09:13,980 --> 04:09:18,380
The Persians called the cemetery the city of the silent.

5594
04:09:19,240 --> 04:09:21,660
Persians called the cemetery the city of the silent.

5595
04:09:22,060 --> 04:09:24,480
You can visit my virtual city of the silent.

5596
04:09:25,340 --> 04:09:28,120
You can visit my virtual city of the silent.

5597
04:09:28,120 --> 04:09:29,680
On the worldwide web.

5598
04:09:29,680 --> 04:09:31,700
On the worldwide web.

5599
04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:36,680
Where you can find information about the history and art of the afterlife.

5600
04:09:37,680 --> 04:09:38,240
Of the afterlife.

5601
04:09:38,300 --> 04:09:39,380
You heard all about it there.

5602
04:09:43,640 --> 04:09:44,200
Jellybean.

5603
04:09:44,300 --> 04:09:45,440
Thanks very much for the tip.

5604
04:09:45,860 --> 04:09:46,600
But I can't.

5605
04:09:46,820 --> 04:09:49,400
Why doesn't he say the name of his fucking site?

5606
04:09:54,640 --> 04:10:00,160
He reminds me of the fucking scientists that John Thompson played in the fascial.

5607
04:10:00,160 --> 04:10:01,060
I know all guys are Saks.

5608
04:10:03,880 --> 04:10:05,840
Is a little bit like that.

5609
04:10:14,600 --> 04:10:16,520
Denzel Dexter's after you.

5610
04:10:24,120 --> 04:10:25,260
Bit loud there.

5611
04:10:25,340 --> 04:10:26,100
Sorry about that.

5612
04:10:28,160 --> 04:10:30,320
Took four cardboard tubes.

5613
04:10:30,760 --> 04:10:33,320
The kind of tube you'd find in a regular brand of.

5614
04:10:33,320 --> 04:10:34,820
Household toilet tissue.

5615
04:10:35,440 --> 04:10:37,200
And then proceeded to place them.

5616
04:10:38,220 --> 04:10:39,020
On the floor.

5617
04:10:40,440 --> 04:10:42,780
Making four columns equidistantly.

5618
04:10:43,100 --> 04:10:43,400
Thus.

5619
04:10:44,180 --> 04:10:45,240
We wanted to test.

5620
04:10:45,440 --> 04:10:46,920
If these cardboard tubes.

5621
04:10:47,340 --> 04:10:48,120
Would support.

5622
04:10:48,460 --> 04:10:49,800
The average body weight.

5623
04:10:50,100 --> 04:10:51,160
Of a human man.

5624
04:10:58,740 --> 04:10:59,340
No.

5625
04:11:00,720 --> 04:11:01,200
Great.

5626
04:11:02,000 --> 04:11:02,980
Great comedy.

5627
04:11:02,980 --> 04:11:04,120
The Persians.

5628
04:11:04,300 --> 04:11:05,180
Called the cemetery.

5629
04:11:05,800 --> 04:11:06,100
The city.

5630
04:11:06,100 --> 04:11:07,320
But this guy isn't a scientist.

5631
04:11:07,440 --> 04:11:08,220
But it looks like he's.

5632
04:11:08,280 --> 04:11:09,860
He's wearing a science jacket.

5633
04:11:10,080 --> 04:11:10,800
It's a wide web.

5634
04:11:14,080 --> 04:11:16,240
Hopefully now we've got this cockroach thing.

5635
04:11:16,360 --> 04:11:17,380
With Stuart Treffey.

5636
04:11:17,780 --> 04:11:18,980
I hope it's Stuart.

5637
04:11:19,780 --> 04:11:20,980
That's doing this segment.

5638
04:11:21,180 --> 04:11:22,380
And not Andrew.

5639
04:11:22,380 --> 04:11:25,020
I've nothing against Andrew.

5640
04:11:25,260 --> 04:11:26,100
But when you.

5641
04:11:26,220 --> 04:11:28,580
When you've got a cockroach based video game.

5642
04:11:29,720 --> 04:11:30,580
Stu's your man.

5643
04:11:30,800 --> 04:11:32,880
And the way that he set it up in the.

5644
04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880
The way that he set it up in the.

5645
04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880
The way that he set it up in the.

5646
04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880
The way that he set it up in the.

5647
04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880
The way that he set it up in the.

5648
04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:33,780
The initial.

5649
04:11:34,520 --> 04:11:35,700
Intro to the episode.

5650
04:11:36,780 --> 04:11:37,780
Got me excited.

5651
04:11:38,260 --> 04:11:40,480
I think it's Stu that's going to be tackling this.

5652
04:11:40,680 --> 04:11:41,400
Found the website.

5653
04:11:41,520 --> 04:11:42,240
Thank you very much.

5654
04:11:42,320 --> 04:11:43,420
That's great to know.

5655
04:11:43,500 --> 04:11:44,460
We've got the website.

5656
04:11:46,120 --> 04:11:51,380
Alzerat.com forward slash silence.

5657
04:11:55,020 --> 04:12:05,220
Alzerat.com forward slash silence.

5658
04:12:07,920 --> 04:12:08,960
Here we are.

5659
04:12:09,020 --> 04:12:09,580
We've got it.

5660
04:12:09,960 --> 04:12:13,880
Big shout out there to whoever sent that in.

5661
04:12:13,880 --> 04:12:15,000
And thanks for the tip there.

5662
04:12:15,160 --> 04:12:15,920
Found the website.

5663
04:12:15,920 --> 04:12:21,460
And here we have it here.

5664
04:12:21,560 --> 04:12:24,240
Welcome to the web's most extensive cemetery site.

5665
04:12:25,200 --> 04:12:26,400
The city has been renewed.

5666
04:12:27,300 --> 04:12:31,160
Links below lead to portions of the page not being converted to the new format.

5667
04:12:31,420 --> 04:12:34,160
All information may be found by clicking.

5668
04:12:34,260 --> 04:12:36,380
I'm just going to do this so I can read the site.

5669
04:12:39,080 --> 04:12:39,560
Easier.

5670
04:12:39,960 --> 04:12:44,340
There is no charge, no threat of having your name sold to junk emailers.

5671
04:12:44,960 --> 04:12:48,560
And access to many new features.

5672
04:12:48,660 --> 04:12:50,040
I wonder what features they are.

5673
04:12:50,120 --> 04:12:51,500
Are they any good at all?

5674
04:12:52,180 --> 04:12:53,440
Do they even exist now?

5675
04:12:55,440 --> 04:12:59,140
I mean, the site is still a brief history of cemeteries.

5676
04:12:59,140 --> 04:13:00,580
Wow.

5677
04:13:00,580 --> 04:13:01,200
The Chinese.

5678
04:13:01,200 --> 04:13:02,680
The Chinese.

5679
04:13:02,680 --> 04:13:07,740
The earliest known concentration of hominid remains.

5680
04:13:07,740 --> 04:13:08,220
For the garbage heaps.

5681
04:13:08,220 --> 04:13:10,720
For the garbage heaps of predators.

5682
04:13:10,720 --> 04:13:13,960
In the first case, a leopard.

5683
04:13:14,400 --> 04:13:16,420
And in the second, cannibals.

5684
04:13:19,420 --> 04:13:22,480
Well, it's a cracking bit of text there.

5685
04:13:22,700 --> 04:13:25,420
But it'll be there all day reading the fucking thing.

5686
04:13:25,520 --> 04:13:27,540
So we'll just carry on with this.

5687
04:13:27,600 --> 04:13:31,440
Hopefully it's a cockroach based video game with Stu presenting the piece.

5688
04:13:38,720 --> 04:13:40,940
Just really filling time with this here.

5689
04:13:57,420 --> 04:13:59,300
What a waste of time there.

5690
04:13:59,300 --> 04:14:02,800
They had time to fill at the end of this episode.

5691
04:14:03,120 --> 04:14:05,380
And they said, let's just play a clip of the game.

5692
04:14:05,500 --> 04:14:05,960
That lasts forever.

5693
04:14:06,160 --> 04:14:09,760
That really doesn't communicate anything.

5694
04:14:10,500 --> 04:14:12,380
At all about what the game's about.

5695
04:14:13,120 --> 04:14:19,620
How do you do fellow kids moment here?

5696
04:14:19,840 --> 04:14:21,820
It's a classic bit of business.

5697
04:14:22,020 --> 04:14:27,080
Imagine your father coming in and you're playing the games with your mates.

5698
04:14:27,320 --> 04:14:29,240
And your dad comes in and he's like this.

5699
04:14:29,620 --> 04:14:31,500
So this is bad mojo, huh?

5700
04:14:34,500 --> 04:14:36,100
This is bad mojo, huh?

5701
04:14:36,160 --> 04:14:36,860
That it is.

5702
04:14:37,860 --> 04:14:41,520
Where in the world did you get an idea to have a game with a cockroach as the lead character?

5703
04:14:41,520 --> 04:14:43,860
Well, it came from our company president, Drew Huffman.

5704
04:14:43,960 --> 04:14:46,420
Who woke up one night with a cockroach in his ear.

5705
04:14:46,480 --> 04:14:46,700
Oh.

5706
04:14:47,200 --> 04:14:47,640
Oh, yeah.

5707
04:14:47,800 --> 04:14:48,500
He was like screaming.

5708
04:14:48,500 --> 04:14:50,380
And the first thing he thought was, let's make a computer game.

5709
04:14:52,080 --> 04:14:54,380
No, the first thing he said was, take me to the emergency room.

5710
04:14:54,380 --> 04:14:54,940
No one believed you.

5711
04:14:54,940 --> 04:14:55,360
Right.

5712
04:14:55,540 --> 04:14:56,880
So we had this roach in his ear.

5713
04:14:57,000 --> 04:14:57,720
And a roach in his ear.

5714
04:14:57,820 --> 04:14:59,480
So he told this fascinating roach story.

5715
04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:02,480
This is Vinnie Corella here with the roach chat.

5716
04:15:02,580 --> 04:15:03,120
It was hilarious.

5717
04:15:03,640 --> 04:15:06,080
And this made us think, hey, what a great topic for a game.

5718
04:15:06,220 --> 04:15:06,460
Oh, no.

5719
04:15:06,500 --> 04:15:08,840
There's kind of a programming reason for using the roach too, right?

5720
04:15:08,860 --> 04:15:09,460
Which is interesting.

5721
04:15:09,920 --> 04:15:14,920
Look at that crash zoom to a transition into a Dutch angle on Stu there.

5722
04:15:15,220 --> 04:15:17,520
You just wouldn't get that with Computer Chronicles.

5723
04:15:17,520 --> 04:15:22,600
And Stu knew that the show Computer Chronicles didn't need that.

5724
04:15:22,740 --> 04:15:30,600
But he could also see an opportunity in making a show that employed this sort of fucking frenzied style.

5725
04:15:31,260 --> 04:15:34,860
And also, it was a great way to get more sponsors in and fucking...

5726
04:15:34,860 --> 04:15:36,940
Man's a genius.

5727
04:15:37,140 --> 04:15:37,600
That's correct.

5728
04:15:37,680 --> 04:15:38,140
We wanted to...

5729
04:15:38,140 --> 04:15:40,700
We told this fascinating roach story, which we thought was hilarious.

5730
04:15:41,220 --> 04:15:43,660
And this made us think, hey, what a great topic for a game.

5731
04:15:43,800 --> 04:15:44,020
I know.

5732
04:15:44,080 --> 04:15:46,400
There's a kind of a programming reason for using the roach too, right?

5733
04:15:46,420 --> 04:15:47,000
Which is interesting.

5734
04:15:47,240 --> 04:15:47,740
That's correct.

5735
04:15:47,820 --> 04:15:52,320
We wanted to have a game with a very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen.

5736
04:15:52,520 --> 04:15:53,160
So it was real quick.

5737
04:15:53,240 --> 04:15:54,000
Small sprite.

5738
04:15:54,220 --> 04:16:00,580
That was trippy.

5739
04:16:00,760 --> 04:16:03,380
And everyone's got a roach story, right?

5740
04:16:04,100 --> 04:16:07,380
Very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen.

5741
04:16:07,560 --> 04:16:08,260
So it was real quick.

5742
04:16:08,360 --> 04:16:08,960
And you know...

5743
04:16:08,960 --> 04:16:09,720
Look at this.

5744
04:16:10,380 --> 04:16:17,960
They didn't think that in 30 or 40 years' time, people would be fucking slowing it down and

5745
04:16:17,960 --> 04:16:19,700
taking it frame by frame.

5746
04:16:20,320 --> 04:16:21,060
And look.

5747
04:16:22,060 --> 04:16:25,200
I think this is the next game to play.

5748
04:16:25,700 --> 04:16:27,300
We need to get a hold of this game.

5749
04:16:27,300 --> 04:16:28,740
And that...

5750
04:16:28,740 --> 04:16:30,260
This is going to be the next...

5751
04:16:30,260 --> 04:16:32,260
Stream.

5752
04:16:32,880 --> 04:16:33,840
Is going to be...

5753
04:16:33,840 --> 04:16:35,440
This game here.

5754
04:16:36,940 --> 04:16:37,740
Bad mojo.

5755
04:16:39,800 --> 04:16:40,200
So we thought.

5756
04:16:42,920 --> 04:16:45,840
The expectations didn't match the outcome.

5757
04:16:45,840 --> 04:16:55,580
Great concept.

5758
04:16:55,820 --> 04:16:56,560
Key 84.

5759
04:16:56,780 --> 04:16:57,900
Thank you very much there.

5760
04:16:58,280 --> 04:16:59,520
Have you ever seen Joel's apartment?

5761
04:16:59,720 --> 04:17:00,360
I haven't.

5762
04:17:00,720 --> 04:17:01,760
Thank you very much.

5763
04:17:01,960 --> 04:17:03,620
Everybody has experience with bugs.

5764
04:17:03,620 --> 04:17:04,500
And we've all...

5765
04:17:04,500 --> 04:17:08,020
During the course of the game, we had tons of different wacky experiences.

5766
04:17:08,160 --> 04:17:08,920
Because we had like a...

5767
04:17:08,920 --> 04:17:10,180
We kept like a thousand roaches.

5768
04:17:10,560 --> 04:17:11,000
Well, even...

5769
04:17:11,000 --> 04:17:12,460
I mean, nobody has not seen a roach.

5770
04:17:12,500 --> 04:17:14,300
You had some scary experience with a roach.

5771
04:17:14,500 --> 04:17:15,740
Now, Drew had another one, right?

5772
04:17:15,800 --> 04:17:16,300
In which...

5773
04:17:16,300 --> 04:17:16,540
What?

5774
04:17:16,540 --> 04:17:17,540
He went on vacation somewhere?

5775
04:17:17,640 --> 04:17:20,900
He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches.

5776
04:17:20,900 --> 04:17:22,640
Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs.

5777
04:17:22,740 --> 04:17:25,900
So he brought this camera and it was filled with bugs.

5778
04:17:26,320 --> 04:17:27,600
Real bug chat.

5779
04:17:28,040 --> 04:17:29,680
Heavy duty bug tales.

5780
04:17:29,880 --> 04:17:30,780
Did they even happen?

5781
04:17:31,200 --> 04:17:34,060
Was this a lie to fill up time?

5782
04:17:34,460 --> 04:17:34,900
Which...

5783
04:17:34,900 --> 04:17:35,100
What?

5784
04:17:35,100 --> 04:17:36,100
He went on vacation somewhere?

5785
04:17:36,200 --> 04:17:39,460
He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches.

5786
04:17:39,460 --> 04:17:41,180
Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs.

5787
04:17:41,300 --> 04:17:44,540
So he brought this camera and it was filled with bugs.

5788
04:17:44,780 --> 04:17:47,060
And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation.

5789
04:17:47,060 --> 04:17:51,620
And when he came back, there were like little silhouettes of roaches on the...

5790
04:17:51,620 --> 04:17:53,520
The roaches were inside the camera.

5791
04:17:53,520 --> 04:17:53,680
Yeah.

5792
04:17:54,380 --> 04:17:55,480
Never happened.

5793
04:17:55,480 --> 04:17:55,500
Never happened.

5794
04:17:55,500 --> 04:17:55,560
Never happened.

5795
04:17:55,560 --> 04:17:56,380
Never happened.

5796
04:17:56,380 --> 04:17:57,380
Never happened.

5797
04:17:57,380 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5798
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5799
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5800
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5801
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5802
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5803
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400
Never happened.

5804
04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,500
Never happened.

5805
04:17:57,500 --> 04:17:57,620
Never happened.

5806
04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620
Never happened.

5807
04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620
Never happened.

5808
04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620
Never happened.

5809
04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620
Never happened.

5810
04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,660
Never happened.

5811
04:17:57,660 --> 04:18:00,560
And I'll tell you why that I can see that never happened.

5812
04:18:00,560 --> 04:18:02,620
Because I can see a guilty...

5813
04:18:02,620 --> 04:18:06,180
Kind of look from this fella here.

5814
04:18:06,180 --> 04:18:07,780
Uh...

5815
04:18:07,780 --> 04:18:08,460
Cockroach?

5816
04:18:08,460 --> 04:18:10,620
Corriello or whatever his name was.

5817
04:18:10,860 --> 04:18:16,020
Watch him when this fella's telling the story here about this fucking camera cockroach.

5818
04:18:16,900 --> 04:18:19,740
You see this guy just like slowly nodding.

5819
04:18:20,740 --> 04:18:22,360
But it's a pretend nod.

5820
04:18:22,360 --> 04:18:24,360
I can just sense it being a pretend nod.

5821
04:18:24,360 --> 04:18:25,580
So he had...

5822
04:18:25,580 --> 04:18:26,680
He brought this camera...

5823
04:18:26,680 --> 04:18:27,160
Keep watching.

5824
04:18:27,180 --> 04:18:28,420
And it was filled with bugs.

5825
04:18:28,800 --> 04:18:28,960
Look.

5826
04:18:29,000 --> 04:18:30,680
And he took all these, you know, pictures of his...

5827
04:18:30,680 --> 04:18:34,460
It's not a nod.

5828
04:18:34,540 --> 04:18:35,400
It's a head shake.

5829
04:18:35,600 --> 04:18:39,120
I think the head shake is indicative of the fact that it's not real...

5830
04:18:39,120 --> 04:18:40,460
It's not a real story.

5831
04:18:40,460 --> 04:18:41,220
This camera...

5832
04:18:41,220 --> 04:18:43,040
And it was filled with bugs.

5833
04:18:43,320 --> 04:18:45,580
And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation.

5834
04:18:45,580 --> 04:18:47,180
Uh...

5835
04:18:47,180 --> 04:18:52,680
We're also seeing a little bit of self-soothing tension manoeuvres from Stu here.

5836
04:18:52,900 --> 04:18:54,400
While the story is happening.

5837
04:18:55,120 --> 04:19:01,240
Further evidence to support the claim that what we're witnessing is a fake tale.

5838
04:19:01,600 --> 04:19:03,560
Matty C, thank you very much for the tip.

5839
04:19:04,360 --> 04:19:06,900
Lad on the left is a young Richard Lewis.

5840
04:19:07,960 --> 04:19:08,960
Another thing...

5841
04:19:08,960 --> 04:19:09,400
I mean...

5842
04:19:09,400 --> 04:19:11,920
I'm saying I saw it, but I didn't say it.

5843
04:19:11,980 --> 04:19:12,760
But I mean...

5844
04:19:12,760 --> 04:19:14,160
There was something about him.

5845
04:19:15,420 --> 04:19:17,020
That I thought was interesting.

5846
04:19:17,020 --> 04:19:18,020
Now that looks...

5847
04:19:18,020 --> 04:19:19,340
Bizarre.

5848
04:19:19,540 --> 04:19:21,020
And because the resolution...

5849
04:19:22,020 --> 04:19:23,300
Is so poor...

5850
04:19:23,300 --> 04:19:25,140
It looks like he might...

5851
04:19:25,140 --> 04:19:26,680
There's something in his hand there.

5852
04:19:26,780 --> 04:19:28,360
It's not anything untoward.

5853
04:19:29,160 --> 04:19:30,400
But look at this though.

5854
04:19:30,520 --> 04:19:32,340
As your man's telling the story...

5855
04:19:32,340 --> 04:19:34,300
Stu's really going to town.

5856
04:19:35,200 --> 04:19:36,120
With the hand.

5857
04:19:36,520 --> 04:19:37,740
And it was filled with bugs.

5858
04:19:38,240 --> 04:19:40,240
And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation.

5859
04:19:41,200 --> 04:19:42,020
And when he came back...

5860
04:19:42,960 --> 04:19:43,380
Very tense.

5861
04:19:43,380 --> 04:19:45,340
Little silhouettes of roaches on the...

5862
04:19:45,340 --> 04:19:45,820
On the photo.

5863
04:19:45,980 --> 04:19:46,980
I think this...

5864
04:19:46,980 --> 04:19:48,740
Is a fake tale.

5865
04:19:48,780 --> 04:19:49,600
Inside the camera.

5866
04:19:49,640 --> 04:19:49,800
Yeah.

5867
04:19:50,440 --> 04:19:50,980
That's gross.

5868
04:19:50,980 --> 04:19:52,820
That's gross.

5869
04:19:53,180 --> 04:19:54,840
So why not make a game make everybody else?

5870
04:19:55,060 --> 04:19:55,420
This is...

5871
04:19:55,420 --> 04:19:55,820
Exactly.

5872
04:19:55,820 --> 04:19:56,240
This is gross.

5873
04:19:56,380 --> 04:19:57,340
Share a horrible experience.

5874
04:19:57,420 --> 04:19:57,600
I know.

5875
04:19:57,660 --> 04:19:58,700
What's the story of the game?

5876
04:19:58,760 --> 04:19:59,420
You're a cockroach.

5877
04:19:59,420 --> 04:20:00,240
And how do you get that?

5878
04:20:00,340 --> 04:20:00,980
And what do you have to do?

5879
04:20:00,980 --> 04:20:01,600
Well, you're...

5880
04:20:01,600 --> 04:20:02,960
So you're a roach.

5881
04:20:03,240 --> 04:20:04,120
What next?

5882
04:20:04,260 --> 04:20:08,760
Bittered young entomologist who's just embezzled a whole bunch of money from the university where you work.

5883
04:20:08,840 --> 04:20:10,900
And you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error.

5884
04:20:10,980 --> 04:20:14,940
So it is a guy who does look like Richard...

5885
04:20:14,940 --> 04:20:19,100
Is it Richard Lewis from Curb Your Enthusiasm there?

5886
04:20:19,100 --> 04:20:23,480
A young Richard Lewis from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

5887
04:20:23,660 --> 04:20:24,780
Maybe it is him.

5888
04:20:25,040 --> 04:20:35,560
But he's had a name change because the association with the cockroach video game wasn't helping him in the world of work.

5889
04:20:35,880 --> 04:20:38,200
You might see the error of your ways and change your life.

5890
04:20:38,360 --> 04:20:40,060
Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do?

5891
04:20:40,120 --> 04:20:41,060
You sort of just navigate?

5892
04:20:41,260 --> 04:20:42,480
Is it like Simroach or what?

5893
04:20:43,160 --> 04:20:45,900
Is it like Simroach or what?

5894
04:20:48,460 --> 04:20:50,420
Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do?

5895
04:20:50,480 --> 04:20:51,420
You sort of just navigate?

5896
04:20:51,620 --> 04:20:52,840
Is it like Simroach or what?

5897
04:20:53,120 --> 04:20:54,160
It's not really like a simulation.

5898
04:20:54,460 --> 04:20:57,040
It's more like we wanted to make a game that was very immersive.

5899
04:20:57,220 --> 04:20:59,300
So you saw the world from a roach's perspective.

5900
04:21:00,220 --> 04:21:01,700
A roach sim.

5901
04:21:02,340 --> 04:21:04,300
You're a small little bug that has to navigate.

5902
04:21:04,600 --> 04:21:06,300
You're a small little bug that has to...

5903
04:21:06,300 --> 04:21:08,280
Six rooms of this old, decrepit apartment building.

5904
04:21:08,640 --> 04:21:11,740
And along the way you encounter all the different obstacles that roach can encounter.

5905
04:21:12,620 --> 04:21:14,560
Rats and spiders, deadly phones.

5906
04:21:14,660 --> 04:21:17,920
You also encounter obstacles that prevent you from getting where you need to go.

5907
04:21:17,980 --> 04:21:21,360
And the world suddenly becomes a vast landscape when you're five million years old.

5908
04:21:21,360 --> 04:21:22,860
So you're not worrying about food and energy.

5909
04:21:23,000 --> 04:21:25,120
You just move around as a roach and see what happens.

5910
04:21:25,220 --> 04:21:26,280
You're just worried about staying alive.

5911
04:21:26,460 --> 04:21:28,060
Now, what kind of research did you...

5912
04:21:28,060 --> 04:21:34,140
What kind of research did you do to really mining the depth of knowledge on this?

5913
04:21:34,140 --> 04:21:35,080
You just move around.

5914
04:21:35,200 --> 04:21:37,120
I just wanted to see this little bit here.

5915
04:21:37,520 --> 04:21:38,200
Papa roach.

5916
04:21:38,260 --> 04:21:38,740
Look at that.

5917
04:21:38,800 --> 04:21:40,020
Little rat roach.

5918
04:21:41,480 --> 04:21:42,980
So watch out for the rat.

5919
04:21:43,380 --> 04:21:46,160
You don't want to get eaten by the rat, right?

5920
04:21:47,020 --> 04:21:48,840
What happens once you get eaten by the rat?

5921
04:21:48,840 --> 04:21:49,660
It's game over, right?

5922
04:21:49,700 --> 04:21:50,780
You have to start again, okay?

5923
04:21:51,240 --> 04:21:52,200
Just worry about staying alive.

5924
04:21:52,380 --> 04:21:55,420
Now, what kind of research did you guys do other than getting bugs near us?

5925
04:21:55,500 --> 04:21:57,580
I mean, did you actually study roaches to see how to make...

5926
04:21:57,580 --> 04:21:59,540
Did you live with the roach?

5927
04:21:59,760 --> 04:22:03,580
Or how do you know what to do here?

5928
04:22:03,960 --> 04:22:05,280
Look at this guy.

5929
04:22:06,040 --> 04:22:07,360
He's ready for the question.

5930
04:22:07,780 --> 04:22:13,200
In addition to having two entomologists as technical consultants, we did have about 3,000 live roaches in the office.

5931
04:22:13,200 --> 04:22:14,300
It's a total tank full of roaches.

5932
04:22:14,300 --> 04:22:15,400
In a box out of it.

5933
04:22:15,460 --> 04:22:15,920
In an aquarium.

5934
04:22:16,160 --> 04:22:16,700
They called it...

5935
04:22:16,700 --> 04:22:17,020
You buy it.

5936
04:22:17,060 --> 04:22:17,880
It's called the roach hunt.

5937
04:22:18,440 --> 04:22:20,520
It was a hideous container for a month.

5938
04:22:20,540 --> 04:22:24,200
And you said there was something you guys were crawling around pretending you were roaches to notice?

5939
04:22:24,200 --> 04:22:24,320
We were.

5940
04:22:24,420 --> 04:22:28,500
We were down in the basement on our hands and knees trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting.

5941
04:22:29,360 --> 04:22:31,220
Very bizarre stuff there.

5942
04:22:31,380 --> 04:22:35,860
Getting down on their hands and knees trying to get into the mind of a roach.

5943
04:22:36,100 --> 04:22:37,260
Very bizarre stuff.

5944
04:22:37,720 --> 04:22:40,240
And Stu seemingly entertaining it as well.

5945
04:22:41,160 --> 04:22:45,100
And you said there was something you guys were crawling around pretending you were roaches to notice?

5946
04:22:45,100 --> 04:22:45,220
We were.

5947
04:22:45,320 --> 04:22:49,380
We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting.

5948
04:22:49,620 --> 04:22:53,280
We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach.

5949
04:22:53,280 --> 04:22:54,460
Such fucking liars.

5950
04:22:54,600 --> 04:22:56,240
I think they're taking the pace out of Stu.

5951
04:22:57,100 --> 04:22:58,040
I really do.

5952
04:22:58,580 --> 04:22:59,580
I think they've fucking...

5953
04:23:00,580 --> 04:23:02,280
They're having a laugh.

5954
04:23:03,380 --> 04:23:04,720
And they're humoring him.

5955
04:23:04,840 --> 04:23:06,760
But they're also taking the pace at the same time.

5956
04:23:07,280 --> 04:23:07,760
...roaches perspective.

5957
04:23:07,860 --> 04:23:08,560
No, when you guys...

5958
04:23:08,560 --> 04:23:09,320
Bad form.

5959
04:23:09,660 --> 04:23:11,800
And that's why Stu cuts them off there.

5960
04:23:11,840 --> 04:23:13,660
He doesn't want to give them any more diligence.

5961
04:23:13,660 --> 04:23:15,140
We were.

5962
04:23:15,140 --> 04:23:19,480
We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting.

5963
04:23:19,720 --> 04:23:23,960
We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach's perspective.

5964
04:23:24,380 --> 04:23:25,500
Fucking piss takers.

5965
04:23:26,220 --> 04:23:27,480
No, when you guys went on...

5966
04:23:27,480 --> 04:23:28,540
That's sickening.

5967
04:23:28,920 --> 04:23:29,680
Actually sickening.

5968
04:23:29,740 --> 04:23:32,120
Trying to fucking con Stu like that.

5969
04:23:32,800 --> 04:23:33,040
We were.

5970
04:23:33,120 --> 04:23:37,180
We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting.

5971
04:23:37,180 --> 04:23:41,940
We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach's perspective.

5972
04:23:41,940 --> 04:23:44,440
Now, when you guys went on the road with this, I know you went to Convict.

5973
04:23:44,440 --> 04:23:47,440
You actually brought some of these roaches with you, kind of like a prop.

5974
04:23:47,560 --> 04:23:49,360
I mean, what happened with the roaches you were traveling with?

5975
04:23:49,420 --> 04:23:50,060
Like, good companions?

5976
04:23:50,280 --> 04:23:51,940
They got out in a real ritzy Chicago.

5977
04:23:52,980 --> 04:23:53,580
And it was...

5978
04:23:53,580 --> 04:23:54,160
They kind of...

5979
04:23:54,160 --> 04:23:55,940
We had two Madagascars, and they're big.

5980
04:23:56,000 --> 04:23:56,820
They're like four inches.

5981
04:23:57,220 --> 04:23:58,220
And we brought them on the plane.

5982
04:23:58,300 --> 04:24:00,140
We were going to bring them to the show, you know, kind of shock value.

5983
04:24:00,660 --> 04:24:01,580
Then put them in the tub.

5984
04:24:01,880 --> 04:24:03,420
You know, let them walk around.

5985
04:24:03,500 --> 04:24:04,180
Long flight.

5986
04:24:04,340 --> 04:24:04,960
You know, they're tired.

5987
04:24:05,680 --> 04:24:06,780
And they got out.

5988
04:24:06,860 --> 04:24:07,680
We didn't know where they were.

5989
04:24:07,740 --> 04:24:08,540
We were freaking out.

5990
04:24:08,760 --> 04:24:11,000
We were running around our home room looking for them.

5991
04:24:11,340 --> 04:24:14,740
And we found them about 20 minutes later after pulling our hair out.

5992
04:24:14,800 --> 04:24:16,640
They were, like, wedged up in the shower curtain.

5993
04:24:17,040 --> 04:24:17,400
Oh, man.

5994
04:24:17,420 --> 04:24:17,960
The maid finally?

5995
04:24:18,380 --> 04:24:18,560
No.

5996
04:24:18,560 --> 04:24:19,060
Thank God, no.

5997
04:24:19,120 --> 04:24:20,740
They would have kicked us out of the hotel for sure.

5998
04:24:20,860 --> 04:24:24,620
Now, after having designed this game and spent all this time with roaches and played the game and so on,

5999
04:24:24,620 --> 04:24:26,480
I mean, have you changed your attitude about roaches?

6000
04:24:26,580 --> 04:24:28,720
You think of these guys differently rather than just yucky creatures?

6001
04:24:28,880 --> 04:24:32,100
Is that classic Shafé shoulder roll there?

6002
04:24:32,180 --> 04:24:33,200
It's kind of a semi.

6003
04:24:33,500 --> 04:24:35,520
It's trying to break out the shoulder roll.

6004
04:24:35,600 --> 04:24:38,640
But I don't think the guests are really bringing it to the table for him.

6005
04:24:39,540 --> 04:24:44,360
He's not going to give them the body language that he usually gives to a good guest.

6006
04:24:44,440 --> 04:24:45,980
A Kiki Stockhammer, for instance.

6007
04:24:46,140 --> 04:24:50,520
But, I mean, he's trying to burst out the role there.

6008
04:24:50,520 --> 04:24:56,400
A little bit of a movement there.

6009
04:24:57,140 --> 04:25:01,980
He'd usually do a bit of orbing if it was the Computer Chronicles, but he's kind of limited here.

6010
04:25:01,980 --> 04:25:18,520
Lovely hanging Chad there of awkwardness at that last comment.

6011
04:25:18,520 --> 04:25:28,480
Beautiful stuff.

6012
04:25:28,480 --> 04:25:40,280
Obstacles and puzzles?

6013
04:25:40,280 --> 04:25:44,880
Fuck me man

6014
04:25:44,880 --> 04:25:48,840
There's only so much

6015
04:25:48,840 --> 04:25:50,920
Scraping of the fucking cockroach

6016
04:25:50,920 --> 04:25:52,680
Barrel you can do

6017
04:25:52,680 --> 04:25:55,180
We've got a pretty good idea of how this game

6018
04:25:55,180 --> 04:25:56,000
Works but I mean

6019
04:25:56,000 --> 04:25:59,020
As far as the fucking segment goes

6020
04:25:59,020 --> 04:25:59,640
They're

6021
04:25:59,640 --> 04:26:02,680
They're doubling up on it and you can tell that

6022
04:26:02,680 --> 04:26:04,720
With the way Jane Withers handled

6023
04:26:04,720 --> 04:26:05,680
The last guest

6024
04:26:05,680 --> 04:26:08,600
With a lot of superfluous questions

6025
04:26:08,600 --> 04:26:10,560
A lot of shite

6026
04:26:10,560 --> 04:26:11,860
Padding you know

6027
04:26:11,860 --> 04:26:14,800
Well you need him to be out cold

6028
04:26:14,800 --> 04:26:16,920
In order to move through the environment that he's sort of

6029
04:26:16,920 --> 04:26:18,480
Hanging out in because there's a lot of people in the building

6030
04:26:18,480 --> 04:26:22,480
So you've got to figure out how to knock your landlord out

6031
04:26:22,480 --> 04:26:23,820
How do you do that when you're a cockroach

6032
04:26:23,820 --> 04:26:26,000
Well other animals in the game give you clues

6033
04:26:26,000 --> 04:26:28,880
And they tell you what to do and they tell you important pieces of information

6034
04:26:28,880 --> 04:26:30,980
If you listen to the other bugs and insects

6035
04:26:30,980 --> 04:26:33,300
In this room they'll give you some pieces of information

6036
04:26:33,300 --> 04:26:34,840
That will allow you to knock out this

6037
04:26:34,840 --> 04:26:36,820
300 pound guy by dumping pills

6038
04:26:36,820 --> 04:26:38,640
Into his beer drinks the beer

6039
04:26:38,640 --> 04:26:41,960
So the end object is what to try to

6040
04:26:41,960 --> 04:26:43,440
I'm so I'm so

6041
04:26:43,440 --> 04:26:46,380
It's making me depressed every time they see

6042
04:26:46,380 --> 04:26:48,300
They show the fucking

6043
04:26:48,300 --> 04:26:50,200
Buttage from the game it's just

6044
04:26:50,200 --> 04:26:51,260
We've seen a hundred

6045
04:26:51,260 --> 04:26:53,740
Little clips now of this cockroach

6046
04:26:53,740 --> 04:26:56,580
The jig was up ages ago lads

6047
04:26:56,580 --> 04:26:57,880
We can see what the game's about

6048
04:26:57,880 --> 04:27:00,300
We don't need more time explaining what this is

6049
04:27:00,300 --> 04:27:03,660
Metamorphosize your way to become a human again

6050
04:27:03,660 --> 04:27:05,180
Yeah you've got to become a human again

6051
04:27:05,180 --> 04:27:05,920
Morph

6052
04:27:05,920 --> 04:27:09,860
So the end object is what to try to

6053
04:27:09,860 --> 04:27:13,800
Demetamorphosize your way to become a human again

6054
04:27:13,800 --> 04:27:15,260
Yeah you've got to become a human again

6055
04:27:15,260 --> 04:27:17,340
You've got to work your way back up to your apartment

6056
04:27:17,340 --> 04:27:18,060
Where you live

6057
04:27:18,060 --> 04:27:20,440
Roach simulator

6058
04:27:20,440 --> 04:27:22,440
Thank you very much for the tip there

6059
04:27:22,440 --> 04:27:24,240
Sorry these roach guys

6060
04:27:24,240 --> 04:27:25,460
They've been going on so long

6061
04:27:25,460 --> 04:27:26,600
I do need to pace

6062
04:27:26,600 --> 04:27:27,380
But it's just

6063
04:27:27,380 --> 04:27:30,180
How long is this segment going?

6064
04:27:30,200 --> 04:27:31,320
I don't want to have to come back

6065
04:27:31,320 --> 04:27:32,880
And then still watch more

6066
04:27:32,880 --> 04:27:34,720
Roach talk

6067
04:27:34,720 --> 04:27:37,240
I was hoping there was going to be better stuff

6068
04:27:37,240 --> 04:27:39,200
Available to the episode there

6069
04:27:39,200 --> 04:27:40,280
Connor Chronicles

6070
04:27:40,280 --> 04:27:41,000
Thank you very much

6071
04:27:41,000 --> 04:27:43,100
There should be some DLC

6072
04:27:43,100 --> 04:27:44,760
Where you play as a roach

6073
04:27:44,760 --> 04:27:48,440
In a rural Irish cavalry

6074
04:27:48,440 --> 04:27:49,580
That would be

6075
04:27:49,580 --> 04:27:51,640
Very interesting indeed

6076
04:27:51,640 --> 04:27:53,120
Thank you very much for that tip

6077
04:27:53,120 --> 04:27:54,660
And that suggestion

6078
04:27:54,660 --> 04:27:59,000
Just pure fucking roach chat like

6079
04:27:59,000 --> 04:28:03,120
One moment

6080
04:28:03,120 --> 04:28:04,000
Sorry about this

6081
04:28:04,000 --> 04:28:07,560
Moondust is still a problem

6082
04:28:07,560 --> 04:28:09,720
Moondust

6083
04:28:09,720 --> 04:28:12,580
Moondust

6084
04:28:12,580 --> 04:28:15,460
Moondust

6085
04:28:15,460 --> 04:28:18,280
Moondust

6086
04:28:18,280 --> 04:28:48,260
Moondust

6087
04:28:48,260 --> 04:29:00,260
Moondust is still a problem.

6088
04:29:00,260 --> 04:29:05,260
Moondust.

6089
04:29:05,260 --> 04:29:08,260
Moondust.

6090
04:29:08,260 --> 04:29:13,260
Moondust.

6091
04:29:13,260 --> 04:29:23,040
Moon dust.

6092
04:29:23,040 --> 04:29:25,900
Moon dust.

6093
04:29:27,840 --> 04:29:28,760
Moon dust.

6094
04:29:30,680 --> 04:29:32,320
Moon dust is still a problem.

6095
04:29:33,920 --> 04:29:34,460
Moon dust.

6096
04:29:36,460 --> 04:29:37,320
Moon dust.

6097
04:29:39,260 --> 04:29:40,180
Moon dust.

6098
04:29:42,100 --> 04:29:43,040
Moon dust.

6099
04:29:43,040 --> 04:30:13,020
uh-huh

6100
04:30:13,020 --> 04:30:15,560
wow look at that close up there it's some creepy stuff

6101
04:30:15,560 --> 04:30:31,060
very awkward stuff again there do they do this yeah a few people do that

6102
04:30:31,060 --> 04:30:44,820
apologies there for the moon dust

6103
04:30:44,820 --> 04:30:53,320
just a bit of a hanging chad moment again with these guys there at the end of this uh sentence stew

6104
04:30:53,320 --> 04:30:59,380
asks whether or not people have a kind of strange reaction and then there's a hanging

6105
04:30:59,380 --> 04:31:05,340
awkward kind of lull in the air gather around the screen to check out yeah i don't have anything to

6106
04:31:05,340 --> 04:31:10,040
do with this game a few people do that yeah they love it or they sleep all right you guys are going

6107
04:31:10,040 --> 04:31:13,160
to dress up as a cockroach for halloween no we've had enough of a rush yeah i know

6108
04:31:13,160 --> 04:31:22,020
that was painful two complete multimedia games plus a little something from monty python

6109
04:31:22,020 --> 04:31:27,960
what you're seeing over here is the actual the quality of the episode is so bad we can't even

6110
04:31:27,960 --> 04:31:34,200
see any like movements in the face there coming into your computer right now we're sending you

6111
04:31:34,200 --> 04:31:39,140
these programs and the tv signal at about two megabytes per minute it's like there's a square

6112
04:31:39,140 --> 04:31:42,120
there's like a cylindrical fucking rectangular

6113
04:31:42,120 --> 04:31:51,140
situation there where there's movement uh roach book thank you very much sir have you ever seen

6114
04:31:51,140 --> 04:31:57,860
dinner date on netflix definitely worth a look if you haven't it could become a real stream stalwart

6115
04:31:57,860 --> 04:32:04,460
thank you very much there if you don't have a tv modem i'll check it out in in good time off our website

6116
04:32:04,460 --> 04:32:10,320
on your telephone modem doing it that way will take you at least a half an hour let me tell you what

6117
04:32:10,320 --> 04:32:16,100
we're sending you i'm sure many of you have played doom the groundbreaking first person action game

6118
04:32:16,100 --> 04:32:22,860
that set a new standard for real time why don't they show us doom you know in this box here instead

6119
04:32:22,860 --> 04:32:28,480
of a load of static just shows doom we don't so we don't you don't have to explain what it is on screen

6120
04:32:28,480 --> 04:32:34,880
animation and navigation if you don't yet have a copy of doom we're sending you a complete copy right now

6121
04:32:34,880 --> 04:32:40,840
remember doom has some violence in it it is an action game and you do have to blow up the bad guys

6122
04:32:40,840 --> 04:32:47,840
next we're sending you another great game this one is called warcraft it's a shareware game and one of

6123
04:32:47,840 --> 04:32:53,360
the best strategy games out there it's a little bit like command and conquer if you're familiar with that

6124
04:32:53,360 --> 04:33:00,160
game but warcraft is set in medieval times dungeons and dragons i bet she says maybe

6125
04:33:00,160 --> 04:33:07,640
lastly for those not really of you who like the dark side of humor we're sending you a sound clip from

6126
04:33:07,640 --> 04:33:13,500
the movie classic monty python and the holy grail wow those of you familiar with the movie you'll know

6127
04:33:13,500 --> 04:33:19,320
what i mean when i say dead collector guy if you've never seen the movie you have to check this out

6128
04:33:19,320 --> 04:33:25,240
remember we're sending you both complete games and the audio file what is this they're sending us like

6129
04:33:25,240 --> 04:33:31,500
and how are we receiving it it's it's a video isn't it there's no way the data is fucking coming through

6130
04:33:31,500 --> 04:33:36,080
into my computer at this moment in time unless it was some sort of fucking

6131
04:33:36,080 --> 04:33:42,080
data being transferred through the static on the screen it's insane

6132
04:33:42,080 --> 04:33:48,340
in under two minutes now to download these programs this fast you do need something called a tv modem

6133
04:33:48,340 --> 04:33:53,720
right if you need information on how to use or find a tv modem just check out the internet cafe section

6134
04:33:53,720 --> 04:34:05,860
of our website at www.pctv.com and you'll get all the relevant information so the download of doom warcraft and the monty python clip is just about complete

6135
04:34:05,860 --> 04:34:17,260
so she's telling me that the download is complete i've got a monty python sound clip i have a level of doom

6136
04:34:17,260 --> 04:34:24,040
and some other shite she's telling me i've got that but where is it and how

6137
04:34:24,040 --> 04:34:28,920
and the monty python clip is so while you're watching the show and if you've got modem tv

6138
04:34:28,920 --> 04:34:35,080
how what was that like you're watching the telly and then as you're watching telly

6139
04:34:35,080 --> 04:34:39,600
stuff downloads to your fucking computer what if you don't want to download that though just about complete

6140
04:34:39,600 --> 04:34:46,040
have fun with your three new programs that wraps up this cyber blast on the internet cafe i'm laurie anderson

6141
04:34:46,040 --> 04:34:50,840
now a few minutes ago we had someone in here who reported to be an actual witch

6142
04:34:50,840 --> 04:34:55,420
and i've heard that you have a site on the web that is the dark side of the web and you

6143
04:34:55,420 --> 04:34:59,960
could be considered sort of the high priestess of that i hear you have a huge amount of links how many

6144
04:34:59,960 --> 04:35:05,800
links are on your site 1900 1900 and what are what are those primarily made up of anything creepy or

6145
04:35:05,800 --> 04:35:12,720
dark or sinister on the web anything from god lady caroline's after you laurie anderson's after you

6146
04:35:12,720 --> 04:35:19,680
the occult to horror vampires death cemetery bad sound there in the back what was going on anything from

6147
04:35:19,680 --> 04:35:28,720
gothic to the occult to horror vampires death cemeteries so is it more of like the fun side of the horror

6148
04:35:28,720 --> 04:35:33,980
genre or are we talking also death and some real scary things if it's fun you're probably sick

6149
04:35:33,980 --> 04:35:45,660
but uh there's oh calling out andrew a sickle there so is it more of like the fun side of the

6150
04:35:45,660 --> 04:35:51,240
horror genre or are we talking also death and some real scary things if it's fun you're probably sick

6151
04:35:51,240 --> 04:35:56,620
but uh there's a lot of stuff about horror and more of the goofy horror movies like the splatter

6152
04:35:56,620 --> 04:36:01,280
ones so what are some of your favorite sites i like the cabinet of dr casey it's the horror

6153
04:36:01,280 --> 04:36:05,480
webpage i like to go read stories there that have been written by people on the net now these are

6154
04:36:05,480 --> 04:36:12,480
like horror stories in the stephen king genre of horror or something a little more scary it has a

6155
04:36:12,480 --> 04:36:15,460
lot of different things on there because it's hundreds of different writers that have contributed

6156
04:36:15,460 --> 04:36:24,040
great picture of stephen king there lovely lovely html work it's like a fucking squirrel or something i

6157
04:36:24,040 --> 04:36:29,740
never watched the green mile but uh that must be some sort of reoccurring character in the movie

6158
04:36:29,740 --> 04:36:36,340
either a squirrel or a mouse or something looks like it's got headphones on and there you have stephen king

6159
04:36:36,340 --> 04:36:41,840
there a great picture of the kingster

6160
04:36:41,840 --> 04:36:48,640
steel king the kingster

6161
04:36:48,640 --> 04:37:01,100
charles dickens was one something a deadline dickens serialization popular so popular in fact tragedy in baltimore

6162
04:37:01,100 --> 04:37:07,140
and what else is there like movie type stuff on there as well a lot of sound files a lot of screams

6163
04:37:07,140 --> 04:37:13,480
screams some mini movie famous screams throughout the scream dot wav

6164
04:37:13,480 --> 04:37:20,120
scream dot fucking windows media audio maybe maybe not maybe that only came after

6165
04:37:20,120 --> 04:37:25,220
windows 98 but i'd say it was windows 95 i don't know

6166
04:37:25,220 --> 04:37:37,440
movie screams yeah okay great and anything relating to you know graphical images of horror

6167
04:37:37,440 --> 04:37:41,120
there's a lot of graphic images movie stills frankincense

6168
04:37:41,120 --> 04:37:46,720
movies movies stills posters things like that excellent

6169
04:37:46,720 --> 04:37:54,820
dracula now um there's also a whole portion of the web that i know is sort of devoted more towards

6170
04:37:54,820 --> 04:37:59,060
things such as forensic medicine and i've seen sites like that on your web and also

6171
04:37:59,060 --> 04:38:03,060
actual virtual cemeteries do you have links uh to those things as well

6172
04:38:03,060 --> 04:38:07,200
i do and there's a lot of pages that have like really gruesome depictions of accident victims

6173
04:38:07,200 --> 04:38:12,600
really now where did you find those people sent them to me i didn't go out looking for those i swear

6174
04:38:12,600 --> 04:38:17,680
right now how many how do you maintain that many links uh at one time and keep them up and going

6175
04:38:17,680 --> 04:38:22,600
spend about 40 hours a week on it 40 hours a week and do you receive a lot of fan mail for this

6176
04:38:22,600 --> 04:38:27,220
this monument you built on the internet i don't know if you can call it fan mail or just scary mail

6177
04:38:27,220 --> 04:38:32,040
like i'll get vampires mailing me wanting to either drink my blood or give me their blood to drink or

6178
04:38:32,040 --> 04:38:37,400
something it's kind of frightening so these are people who actually think this guy is really going

6179
04:38:37,400 --> 04:38:40,940
hard at it there in the background he's even wearing shorts

6180
04:38:40,940 --> 04:38:50,760
it's a heavy session at cybersmith and he's ready to rock he's locked he's loaded he's locked in he's

6181
04:38:50,760 --> 04:38:57,500
dialed in they're vampires and drink or something touch typing to beat to beat the band look frightening

6182
04:38:57,500 --> 04:39:04,320
so these are people who actually think they're vampires and want to talk to you yeah and have

6183
04:39:04,320 --> 04:39:12,920
they yeah great reaction there they're vampires and want to talk to you yeah and have they voted you

6184
04:39:12,920 --> 04:39:19,940
the high priestess or i don't know i don't i don't yeah and have they voted you the high priestess or i

6185
04:39:19,940 --> 04:39:27,580
talk to you yeah and how they both pace work thank you very much the high priestess or i don't know i

6186
04:39:27,580 --> 04:39:32,040
don't i don't reply to them you don't what do you do just to kind of ignore that it kind of gets

6187
04:39:32,040 --> 04:39:37,640
deleted and i move on how many how many hey just get deleted and you move on was he asking someone

6188
04:39:37,640 --> 04:39:43,520
she said that someone was asking to drink blood what do you do with that it just gets deleted i

6189
04:39:43,520 --> 04:39:48,880
move on what do you do just to kind of ignore that it kind of gets deleted and i move on how many how

6190
04:39:48,880 --> 04:39:54,280
many emails would you consider you get a week during halloween i'm getting 400 pieces a day wow so you're

6191
04:39:54,280 --> 04:40:02,200
a real fan of people out there and you say it's halloween what are what you're a real fan of people

6192
04:40:02,200 --> 04:40:11,600
out there did he mean to say you have fans out there some of the things so you're a real fan of

6193
04:40:11,600 --> 04:40:19,500
people out there and you say it's halloween what how many how many emails what a bizarre exchange this

6194
04:40:19,500 --> 04:40:24,640
was what do you do just to kind of ignore let's let's go back and tackle this one from the root

6195
04:40:24,640 --> 04:40:28,800
it kind of gets deleted and i move on how many how many emails would you consider you get a week

6196
04:40:28,800 --> 04:40:35,960
during halloween i'm getting 400 pieces a day thank you very much there k84 there and facebook have you

6197
04:40:35,960 --> 04:40:44,860
ever seen bits i did yes i used to watch that uh the emily and boof and another one

6198
04:40:44,860 --> 04:40:52,380
alex thank you very much for the tip uh steph thank you very much for the tip there as well

6199
04:40:52,380 --> 04:40:58,940
very kind of you steph wow so you're a real fan of people out there and you say it's halloween what are

6200
04:40:58,940 --> 04:41:03,280
some of the things you guys are doing on the on the web there for halloween well i did a special web page

6201
04:41:03,280 --> 04:41:08,360
this month called yahboo it's kind of a parody of the the very popular yahoo page the great parody

6202
04:41:08,360 --> 04:41:14,360
orange and uh i'm also writing a story with casey from the cabinet and a couple of the vampire webmasters

6203
04:41:14,360 --> 04:41:18,520
a horror an ongoing horror story or it won't be ongoing because we don't have time to do it it'll

6204
04:41:18,520 --> 04:41:23,720
just be a halloween story so what else is on the yahoo site that's in there for halloween there's some

6205
04:41:23,720 --> 04:41:28,760
pages on the origins of halloween how it got started why we do the things we do now these are pages created

6206
04:41:28,760 --> 04:41:35,720
by other folks not something you did yourself nope i don't have the time i'm not creative so what are some of

6207
04:41:35,720 --> 04:41:39,720
the things that they're showing about the origins of the of the holiday well they'll talk about the

6208
04:41:39,720 --> 04:41:45,000
spirits that were believed to walk the earth when veil between the worlds was at its thinnest and

6209
04:41:45,000 --> 04:41:49,720
they'll talk about the old pagan traditions which is where halloween really sort of seemed to have evolved

6210
04:41:50,280 --> 04:41:54,520
that's great and then what are the other types of halloween sites you're finding out there there's a lot

6211
04:41:54,520 --> 04:41:58,120
where people are showing you some really creative ideas that they've used throughout the years with

6212
04:41:58,120 --> 04:42:05,640
costumes and decorations party treats and so fucking go meds and wednesday there is

6213
04:42:05,640 --> 04:42:14,680
this or go meds and morticia after you with costumes and fucking fan art decorations party treats

6214
04:42:15,960 --> 04:42:25,720
and so more like party treats costumes and decorations party treats and so more like what you and your

6215
04:42:25,720 --> 04:42:30,600
family and kids can do for halloween maybe the latest costume and things like that yeah those are the safest

6216
04:42:30,600 --> 04:42:35,320
pages like i cringe when i think about kids coming to visit my pages and that's so i'm glad to see those that are kind of wholesome

6217
04:42:35,560 --> 04:42:41,080
now that brings up actually a good point now this is obviously a gateway to some pretty far out sites

6218
04:42:41,080 --> 04:42:48,680
on the internet are you worried about it's a fucking gateway drug of websites you know kids it starts

6219
04:42:48,680 --> 04:42:55,800
with this and you got some really hard rotten.com era stuff younger folks may be coming on and seeing

6220
04:42:55,800 --> 04:43:00,760
something that may be too scary for them it does worry me but i'm not going to censor my site because of it

6221
04:43:00,760 --> 04:43:05,320
i'm hoping that their parents will be supervising them while they're using it right now have you received

6222
04:43:05,320 --> 04:43:13,880
any complaints or or people saying this is a site that's uh sort of uh the gory well i know that we're

6223
04:43:13,880 --> 04:43:18,200
blocked in surfwatch and other programs like that which is unfortunate because in my really wholesome

6224
04:43:18,200 --> 04:43:24,280
pages like pages on my same site about art really wholesome pages other people can't get to them okay so

6225
04:43:24,280 --> 04:43:29,160
there's been some something done on that yeah well that's good that's good now what's next for the dark

6226
04:43:29,160 --> 04:43:34,600
side of the web that's good that's good that's good something done on that yeah well that's good that's good

6227
04:43:35,400 --> 04:43:40,600
pints of shlap thank you very much any tekken streaming don't have tekken to go no but i mean

6228
04:43:42,760 --> 04:43:50,200
maybe in the not too distant future we might see a slice of tekken i'm not sure if it's the new the

6229
04:43:50,200 --> 04:44:00,520
up to the date new tekken or downloading or playing copy of fucking tekken for the playstation or ps2

6230
04:44:00,520 --> 04:44:06,520
now what's next for the dark side of the web do you see this just taking taking three or tekken four

6231
04:44:08,520 --> 04:44:14,120
i'd like to annotate my links describe what you get when you go to the site try out the demo francis i

6232
04:44:14,120 --> 04:44:19,560
will i'll download it and i'll try it out i'm kind of hesitant to do that because the copyright violations

6233
04:44:19,560 --> 04:44:25,080
that are already happening just with my links page and that may make your site also a lot larger yeah

6234
04:44:25,800 --> 04:44:30,440
maybe it should be a book any chance you might want to write a book on this it seems like right now

6235
04:44:30,440 --> 04:44:38,120
you're kind of a form the foremost expert on it if i have time hi i'm alice and in keeping with the

6236
04:44:38,120 --> 04:44:45,560
halloween spirit and the web we've got ross horror page which you can do a search for on altavista the many

6237
04:44:45,560 --> 04:44:55,240
things you can find on ross horror page are links to um horror memorabilia and links to movie sites and a number

6238
04:44:55,240 --> 04:45:02,280
of fiction the best thing about ross horror page is the dark space which you'll need to find the secret

6239
04:45:02,280 --> 04:45:10,680
link to get your way out wow this is um and here we have a a diamond situation right here

6240
04:45:13,400 --> 04:45:21,720
the episode unfortunately lacking in audio quality it seems to be delivering visually for life it's a sim city

6241
04:45:21,720 --> 04:45:27,800
games by lucas arts and what you're trying to do is create a heaven and a hell two levels

6242
04:45:28,760 --> 04:45:35,560
and um if you've ever played sim city it's basically you're building like i said two different cities

6243
04:45:35,560 --> 04:45:41,400
this is hell that i have shown here so this is hell if you scroll up you can see heaven

6244
04:45:44,920 --> 04:45:55,160
ethereal voices when first playing this game i was a little confused about how to make it go so i highly highly suggest the tutorial

6245
04:45:56,120 --> 04:46:04,280
terence graven is after you on the right hand side handheld gaming devices handheld terence graven is

6246
04:46:04,280 --> 04:46:12,040
after you game boy graven boy you're not a killer no i'm not you're not a graven are you handheld gaming

6247
04:46:12,040 --> 04:46:19,800
devices handheld graven devices you're not a killer no i'm not roam about a virtual environment with your avatar

6248
04:46:20,440 --> 04:46:27,400
room about a virtual environment with your graven device you're not a graven no i'm not nintendo game

6249
04:46:27,400 --> 04:46:36,520
boy so the crow's after you says jimmy the crow indeed i highly highly suggest the tutorial terence

6250
04:46:36,520 --> 04:46:45,400
croven nintendo's game boy handheld gaming devices on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through each

6251
04:46:46,840 --> 04:46:54,840
handheld pull down screen device on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through nintendo's

6252
04:46:54,840 --> 04:47:03,320
grave boy game boy or else in it grave boy tell you nintendo's game boy roam about a virtual environment

6253
04:47:03,320 --> 04:47:09,560
with your avatar the basics of the game uh don't mess with the manual if you do these it will tell you

6254
04:47:09,560 --> 04:47:15,960
everything you need to know pro tip there from graven don't mess with the manual this will tell you everything

6255
04:47:15,960 --> 04:47:23,960
you need to know the tutorial on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through each of

6256
04:47:23,960 --> 04:47:30,040
these tutorials and it will tell you the basics of the game uh don't mess with the manual if you do these

6257
04:47:30,040 --> 04:47:36,280
it will tell you everything you need to know i also suggest if you get bored with the basics to go right into

6258
04:47:37,000 --> 04:47:42,440
under the file pull down menu they've edited out the interviewer in this bit it's just like

6259
04:47:43,640 --> 04:47:50,760
stew said i just fucking interviewed this lad about the game um and shoot it as if he's being interviewed

6260
04:47:51,560 --> 04:47:56,760
into los seneros you keep on expecting to see stew or jane or andrew but there's nobody there

6261
04:47:57,400 --> 04:48:05,560
and it has um where's graven says neo luddite luddite sorry where's graven's new nightmare is after you

6262
04:48:06,120 --> 04:48:13,800
under the file pull down menu go into low scenario and it has um each um has i guess don't look at the

6263
04:48:13,800 --> 04:48:18,920
manual this will tell you everything you need to know i'm pre-programmed but the pull down menu is gonna

6264
04:48:18,920 --> 04:48:27,800
fucking really bring it home go right into under the file pull down menu go into low scenario and it has

6265
04:48:27,800 --> 04:48:33,320
um each um it has i guess some pre-programmed games in here that have already been done for you or some

6266
04:48:33,320 --> 04:48:44,840
cities that have been constructed so right now i have the dante's divine sitcom dante's divine sitcom

6267
04:48:45,720 --> 04:48:55,560
is after you so right now i have the dante's divine sitcom and i'll show you it's said commas after you

6268
04:48:55,560 --> 04:49:06,920
have the dante's divine sitcom and i'll show you on the global pull down menu computer graves go to bad

6269
04:49:06,920 --> 04:49:13,960
things and you have different disasters that you can make happen my favorite select you have selected bad

6270
04:49:13,960 --> 04:49:20,440
things you're not a killer no i'm not where it is disco and then you have different disasters that you can

6271
04:49:20,440 --> 04:49:34,760
make happen my favorite is disco inferno and i'll show you on the global pull down menu go to bad things and

6272
04:49:34,760 --> 04:49:43,080
you have to go to bad things gragoski thank you very much there sitcom question mark sounds like a great time

6273
04:49:43,080 --> 04:49:46,080
Francis, thank you very much.

6274
04:49:46,080 --> 04:49:51,080
Different disasters that you can make happen. My favorite is Disco Inferno.

6275
04:49:51,080 --> 04:49:54,080
*laughs*

6276
04:49:54,080 --> 04:49:57,080
My favorite is Disco Inferno.

6277
04:50:01,080 --> 04:50:03,080
Trying to do his face there.

6278
04:50:03,080 --> 04:50:06,080
My favorite is Disco Inferno.

6279
04:50:10,080 --> 04:50:14,080
*laughs*

6280
04:50:14,080 --> 04:50:18,080
Bit of a vibe shift there when he hit Disco Inferno.

6281
04:50:18,080 --> 04:50:20,080
*laughs*

6282
04:50:20,080 --> 04:50:24,080
Let's just see that face in... Let's really get to grips with that face though.

6283
04:50:24,080 --> 04:50:30,080
When he does the... He makes that face after Disco Inferno.

6284
04:50:30,080 --> 04:50:34,080
It's a real "How's your father?"

6285
04:50:34,080 --> 04:50:40,080
It's a... It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... face situation.

6286
04:50:40,080 --> 04:50:42,080
Tom.

6287
04:50:42,080 --> 04:50:44,080
*laughs*

6288
04:50:44,080 --> 04:50:48,080
Well and truly... Well and truly is a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

6289
04:50:48,080 --> 04:50:52,080
We haven't seen that during this episode at all.

6290
04:50:52,080 --> 04:50:53,080
That's all.

6291
04:50:53,080 --> 04:50:55,080
Thanks Tom.

6292
04:50:55,080 --> 04:50:56,080
*sad music*

6293
04:50:56,080 --> 04:50:58,080
*sad music*

6294
04:50:58,080 --> 04:50:59,080
*sad music*

6295
04:50:59,080 --> 04:51:01,080
And you will see...

6296
04:51:01,080 --> 04:51:03,080
*sad music*

6297
04:51:03,080 --> 04:51:04,080
Zoom in.

6298
04:51:04,080 --> 04:51:06,080
*laughs*

6299
04:51:06,080 --> 04:51:07,080
*laughs*

6300
04:51:07,080 --> 04:51:12,080
*sad music*

6301
04:51:12,080 --> 04:51:16,080
*sad music*

6302
04:51:16,080 --> 04:51:18,080
So basically this destroys your city.

6303
04:51:18,080 --> 04:51:19,080
As Disco does.

6304
04:51:19,080 --> 04:51:20,080
*sad music*

6305
04:51:20,080 --> 04:51:21,080
Wow.

6306
04:51:21,080 --> 04:51:25,080
Am I really witnessing this?

6307
04:51:25,080 --> 04:51:26,080
Is this really happening?

6308
04:51:26,080 --> 04:51:27,080
Did this happen?

6309
04:51:27,080 --> 04:51:29,080
Is this the thing that happened?

6310
04:51:29,080 --> 04:51:37,960
like a disco dancing man with an ant's face or something in Dante's Inferno or something.

6311
04:51:39,420 --> 04:51:47,160
It looks like a guess who character's face on a rubbish body doing a shit dance.

6312
04:51:47,920 --> 04:51:51,180
And that's meant to be Dante's Sidcup or Sidcum.

6313
04:51:51,580 --> 04:51:52,960
Not even Inferno.

6314
04:51:53,160 --> 04:51:55,980
It's just a real bizarre game.

6315
04:51:55,980 --> 04:51:58,560
This is a weird moment in time.

6316
04:51:59,000 --> 04:51:59,720
It's been preserved.

6317
04:52:02,880 --> 04:52:06,700
So basically this destroys your city as disco does.

6318
04:52:07,340 --> 04:52:10,900
It will destroy your city as disco does.

6319
04:52:17,260 --> 04:52:17,860
Wow.

6320
04:52:18,360 --> 04:52:21,780
They're really fucking padding this episode out, aren't they?

6321
04:52:24,080 --> 04:52:27,540
Stuart fucking checked out, I think, at this stage.

6322
04:52:27,920 --> 04:52:33,000
But I've seen some Netcafe episode from 97 where they're really trying.

6323
04:52:33,880 --> 04:52:36,960
But this is like they're fucking killing time big time.

6324
04:52:37,300 --> 04:52:38,840
Rebuild your city after this.

6325
04:52:45,640 --> 04:52:51,620
One of the first time I played this game, I spent all my money in hell and left $1 left for heaven.

6326
04:52:51,760 --> 04:52:52,640
So don't let that happen.

6327
04:53:05,360 --> 04:53:06,360
I hear it.

6328
04:53:06,360 --> 04:53:06,360
Get down.

6329
04:53:06,360 --> 04:53:07,240
Get down.

6330
04:53:07,240 --> 04:53:08,240
Get down.

6331
04:53:08,240 --> 04:53:09,240
Get down.

6332
04:53:09,240 --> 04:53:11,260
I love for heaven, so don't let that happen.

6333
04:53:18,620 --> 04:53:21,400
Do you hear him go, get down.

6334
04:53:24,900 --> 04:53:25,900
Get down.

6335
04:53:29,180 --> 04:53:30,320
Listen, you can hear it.

6336
04:53:35,280 --> 04:53:36,240
Get down.

6337
04:53:36,240 --> 04:53:37,240
Get down.

6338
04:53:43,420 --> 04:53:44,860
Nothing's even happening, man.

6339
04:53:44,900 --> 04:53:46,940
He's just selecting fucking drop down menus.

6340
04:53:47,120 --> 04:53:50,820
And then the cameraman who's doing the Dutch angles is just going into the drop down menu.

6341
04:53:50,940 --> 04:53:51,100
He's like.

6342
04:53:54,600 --> 04:53:56,180
Just show you that again.

6343
04:53:56,180 --> 04:53:57,080
This is really.

6344
04:53:57,440 --> 04:54:01,940
This is the worst padding for time I've ever seen in this series.

6345
04:54:01,940 --> 04:54:06,940
Look at this.

6346
04:54:06,940 --> 04:54:07,940
Look at this.

6347
04:54:12,320 --> 04:54:18,560
I think the most confusing thing about the game is the graph, which is located under the scroll bar here.

6348
04:54:21,160 --> 04:54:24,680
He's highlighting the most confusing things about the game.

6349
04:54:24,800 --> 04:54:26,320
He's showing us the bad points now.

6350
04:54:26,980 --> 04:54:30,100
As if we needed to be alerted to what they were.

6351
04:54:30,340 --> 04:54:32,180
As if we hadn't seen them already.

6352
04:54:32,400 --> 04:54:34,920
That the entire concept.

6353
04:54:36,240 --> 04:54:37,600
Was a non-starter.

6354
04:54:37,780 --> 04:54:39,780
You could have even wrote this out in a fucking document.

6355
04:54:40,460 --> 04:54:41,060
I would have said.

6356
04:54:41,220 --> 04:54:42,120
It's not happening.

6357
04:54:42,240 --> 04:54:50,060
Try and make a fucking soccer game or something that's fucked or something like this isn't.

6358
04:54:50,060 --> 04:54:50,940
And there's.

6359
04:54:51,280 --> 04:54:53,820
Which is located under the scroll bar here.

6360
04:54:55,180 --> 04:54:57,180
And there's a lot of strategy to the game.

6361
04:54:57,560 --> 04:54:58,860
And trying to.

6362
04:54:59,620 --> 04:55:02,160
Work with the souls that will be coming to your afterlife.

6363
04:55:03,320 --> 04:55:03,580
What?

6364
04:55:10,240 --> 04:55:11,700
Thank you very much there.

6365
04:55:11,980 --> 04:55:12,660
Warzone win.

6366
04:55:12,800 --> 04:55:13,080
You see.

6367
04:55:13,180 --> 04:55:13,840
You can do it.

6368
04:55:13,900 --> 04:55:14,880
You have the beers in you.

6369
04:55:14,960 --> 04:55:15,900
The edge taking off.

6370
04:55:16,000 --> 04:55:17,100
Just like Maradona.

6371
04:55:21,120 --> 04:55:21,700
Let's just.

6372
04:55:21,860 --> 04:55:23,020
Let's get this episode done.

6373
04:55:23,520 --> 04:55:24,040
I'm not.

6374
04:55:24,040 --> 04:55:24,680
I'm not going to.

6375
04:55:25,020 --> 04:55:25,120
No.

6376
04:55:25,840 --> 04:55:27,720
It never works out when I've had a drink.

6377
04:55:27,800 --> 04:55:28,660
It never works out.

6378
04:55:29,160 --> 04:55:30,440
But thanks for the tip though.

6379
04:55:30,440 --> 04:55:32,420
You can see on these bars at the top here.

6380
04:55:33,180 --> 04:55:34,180
You then come and you.

6381
04:55:34,300 --> 04:55:35,760
If you hold and drag.

6382
04:55:37,460 --> 04:55:39,780
This will make things much faster if you hold and drag.

6383
04:55:40,140 --> 04:55:41,420
You then can build zones.

6384
04:55:42,120 --> 04:55:44,020
Which then the souls then can move into.

6385
04:55:44,880 --> 04:55:45,920
So that's afterlife.

6386
04:55:47,920 --> 04:55:49,420
Well another kind of interesting.

6387
04:55:49,660 --> 04:55:51,960
A little bit weird evening in the internet cafe.

6388
04:55:52,380 --> 04:55:55,520
What was your experience with the dark side of the web?

6389
04:55:55,660 --> 04:55:56,920
Well it definitely was the dark side.

6390
04:55:57,000 --> 04:55:58,800
It was really neat to see Carrie Carolyn's site.

6391
04:55:58,920 --> 04:56:09,760
She had 1900 actually web links from everything from sort of the real virtual cemeteries to more of the occult to the old horror movie type sites to Halloween.

6392
04:56:10,000 --> 04:56:12,520
And Halloween was a huge topic on the web right now.

6393
04:56:12,720 --> 04:56:13,000
And everything.

6394
04:56:13,180 --> 04:56:14,860
You want to do costume research there?

6395
04:56:14,860 --> 04:56:15,200
Exactly.

6396
04:56:15,360 --> 04:56:15,880
Great.

6397
04:56:15,880 --> 04:56:17,700
And witches?

6398
04:56:17,700 --> 04:56:20,260
What do you think?

6399
04:56:20,400 --> 04:56:21,340
Well it was really interesting.

6400
04:56:21,620 --> 04:56:25,160
I kind of blown my whole theory about what a witch is all about now.

6401
04:56:25,220 --> 04:56:26,060
No more pointy hats.

6402
04:56:26,300 --> 04:56:26,600
No brooms.

6403
04:56:26,740 --> 04:56:27,340
No brooms.

6404
04:56:27,440 --> 04:56:32,800
But actually it was really interesting to look at the Celtic sites and know a little bit more about what the Wicca religion is all about.

6405
04:56:33,000 --> 04:56:35,600
And all of the different neo-paganist sites.

6406
04:56:35,820 --> 04:56:39,080
So it was so nice to hear a history of what Halloween really used to be.

6407
04:56:39,220 --> 04:56:39,840
So it was kind of neat.

6408
04:56:39,840 --> 04:56:41,400
Was she a good witch or a bad witch?

6409
04:56:41,480 --> 04:56:42,820
I think she was definitely a good witch.

6410
04:56:42,960 --> 04:56:44,080
Which witch was she?

6411
04:56:44,300 --> 04:56:46,220
Anyhow let me just...

6412
04:56:46,220 --> 04:56:47,800
I wonder what she's drinking in that.

6413
04:56:47,900 --> 04:56:48,920
It's San Francisco.

6414
04:56:49,200 --> 04:56:52,240
So you wouldn't think she'd be having a fucking hot beverage.

6415
04:56:52,540 --> 04:56:54,160
But I mean it's night time.

6416
04:56:54,300 --> 04:56:55,460
There's fuck all in there.

6417
04:56:55,540 --> 04:56:58,920
It's been a real empty atmosphere the entire night.

6418
04:57:00,920 --> 04:57:02,020
A weird episode.

6419
04:57:02,140 --> 04:57:05,520
Probably the weirdest episode I've ever seen Stu be a part of.

6420
04:57:05,680 --> 04:57:07,380
I've seen a lot of Computer Chronicles.

6421
04:57:07,380 --> 04:57:09,640
I've seen a few Netcafes.

6422
04:57:10,540 --> 04:57:12,220
Never seen anything like this.

6423
04:57:12,380 --> 04:57:13,600
This was like autopilot.

6424
04:57:13,720 --> 04:57:14,920
People were pissed.

6425
04:57:15,040 --> 04:57:18,440
People were fucking hungover I think when it came to packaging this.

6426
04:57:18,440 --> 04:57:20,840
I don't know if you saw that thing.

6427
04:57:20,920 --> 04:57:23,740
But I played, spent a couple hours playing that game as a cockroach.

6428
04:57:24,960 --> 04:57:29,580
Lovely, lovely out of context line there from Stu.

6429
04:57:30,140 --> 04:57:32,820
And he spikes the camera as well when it's happening.

6430
04:57:33,380 --> 04:57:33,820
Strange.

6431
04:57:33,920 --> 04:57:34,920
I don't know if you saw that mojo.

6432
04:57:34,920 --> 04:57:35,920
I don't know if you saw that thing.

6433
04:57:35,920 --> 04:57:38,280
But I played, spent a couple hours playing that game as a cockroach.

6434
04:57:38,640 --> 04:57:39,960
And it was really very strange.

6435
04:57:39,960 --> 04:57:43,260
After a couple of hours you start to think like an insect.

6436
04:57:43,260 --> 04:57:44,600
I mean the world changes.

6437
04:57:44,600 --> 04:57:45,960
You can only see this far ahead of you.

6438
04:57:45,960 --> 04:57:48,140
You bump into things and everything is dangerous.

6439
04:57:48,300 --> 04:57:50,060
People are walking around going to step on you.

6440
04:57:50,500 --> 04:57:52,140
They said it's not Sim Roach.

6441
04:57:52,340 --> 04:57:55,800
But it's a very interesting experience that is so realistic.

6442
04:57:55,940 --> 04:57:57,580
You just go through the world as a roach.

6443
04:57:58,220 --> 04:58:09,720
You really got inside that roach game.

6444
04:58:09,720 --> 04:58:12,120
They said it's not Sim Roach.

6445
04:58:12,260 --> 04:58:15,780
But it's a very interesting experience that is so realistic.

6446
04:58:15,940 --> 04:58:17,580
You just go through the world as a roach.

6447
04:58:18,080 --> 04:58:19,220
Starting to worry about him.

6448
04:58:19,220 --> 04:58:19,760
What do you think?

6449
04:58:19,820 --> 04:58:20,560
Looking a little scaly.

6450
04:58:20,660 --> 04:58:21,580
I'm going to have bad dreams.

6451
04:58:21,720 --> 04:58:22,220
I'll tell you that.

6452
04:58:22,420 --> 04:58:22,980
So we're waiting.

6453
04:58:23,980 --> 04:58:24,540
All right.

6454
04:58:24,540 --> 04:58:25,120
Thanks for joining.

6455
04:58:25,500 --> 04:58:26,960
Going to have bad dreams.

6456
04:58:27,040 --> 04:58:27,960
I'll tell you that.

6457
04:58:27,960 --> 04:58:30,960
I guess we'll see you next week again at the Internet Cafe.

6458
04:58:31,640 --> 04:58:34,840
The Internet Cafe is made possible by Intel.

6459
04:58:35,460 --> 04:58:37,700
One innovative idea always leads to another.

6460
04:58:38,220 --> 04:58:42,920
Now there are connected CD-ROMs that link rich multimedia with related information on the Internet.

6461
04:58:43,560 --> 04:58:44,760
The connected CD-ROMs.

6462
04:58:44,920 --> 04:58:46,480
It's the Intel Pentium processor.

6463
04:58:51,000 --> 04:58:52,620
Lovely sponsorship deals.

6464
04:58:52,620 --> 04:58:58,120
And it ends with the fucking roach footage, which we've seen so much of.

6465
04:58:58,240 --> 04:59:03,420
They're giving us even more bonus roach content at the end of the episode.

6466
04:59:03,420 --> 04:59:10,860
I wonder, is it all roach?

6467
04:59:10,920 --> 04:59:14,860
Are they going to reference some of the earlier guests and interviewees?

6468
04:59:14,900 --> 04:59:16,520
Or is it just going to be pure roach?

6469
04:59:17,040 --> 04:59:21,080
For my money now, the roach guy's got a lot of fucking airtime.

6470
04:59:22,980 --> 04:59:26,380
So I, and it was, let's, let's be honest.

6471
04:59:26,400 --> 04:59:27,720
I've never heard of that game.

6472
04:59:29,040 --> 04:59:32,940
It was a real pay-to-play scenario for those boys, I'd say.

6473
04:59:34,240 --> 04:59:37,080
I'd say money was fucking exchanged.

6474
04:59:38,220 --> 04:59:38,620
Free.

6475
04:59:39,040 --> 04:59:40,420
Maybe a month beforehand.

6476
04:59:40,420 --> 04:59:43,960
They were invited to San Francisco then to show the game.

6477
04:59:46,320 --> 04:59:50,020
10 minutes of airtime on fucking cable TV.

6478
04:59:50,340 --> 04:59:50,740
Like it's.

6479
04:59:52,340 --> 04:59:57,320
It's got promo written all over it, but they don't say that in Net Cafe.

6480
04:59:57,660 --> 04:59:59,040
It's just something they're looking at.

6481
04:59:59,120 --> 05:00:03,780
But I mean, there's no way they would have just honed in on this roach based game.

6482
05:00:04,580 --> 05:00:08,260
And said, we're going to do fucking five to seven minutes on that.

6483
05:00:11,460 --> 05:00:15,660
And then we're going to show more roach footage at the end of the fucking show.

6484
05:00:15,820 --> 05:00:17,900
Phil, as a parody there, videographer.

6485
05:00:18,480 --> 05:00:20,940
You'll recognize his name from Computer Chronicles.

6486
05:00:27,280 --> 05:00:29,500
Sean says it's on Steam for $6.

6487
05:00:31,200 --> 05:00:33,020
Might be worth a fucking look at.

6488
05:00:33,020 --> 05:00:35,540
I mean, not now, but the next one.

6489
05:00:35,640 --> 05:00:38,100
Tom Van Horn was doing the sound on this.

6490
05:00:38,100 --> 05:00:43,460
Buzz Higgs after you.

6491
05:00:43,800 --> 05:00:44,820
Computer technician.

6492
05:00:55,940 --> 05:00:56,660
How much?

6493
05:00:56,740 --> 05:00:57,200
Look at this.

6494
05:00:57,240 --> 05:00:58,460
It's pure roach.

6495
05:00:58,640 --> 05:01:02,740
The episode should have just been called the cockroach game or the bad mojo.

6496
05:01:05,620 --> 05:01:06,960
Got an update here.

6497
05:01:07,080 --> 05:01:15,100
The game, if you don't want to pay $6 on Steam, then Omar says it's on GOG for €1.40.

6498
05:01:21,540 --> 05:01:22,200
Fuck me.

6499
05:01:22,240 --> 05:01:23,200
I was pure roach.

6500
05:01:24,400 --> 05:01:26,660
And you got this flying mouse.

6501
05:01:26,780 --> 05:01:28,100
We've looked at this before.

6502
05:01:28,200 --> 05:01:29,580
It was a great graphic.

6503
05:01:30,780 --> 05:01:31,220
This.

6504
05:01:34,080 --> 05:01:35,860
The mouse flying at you.

6505
05:01:36,400 --> 05:01:38,740
Gonna fucking land on your face, man.

6506
05:01:38,960 --> 05:01:40,280
There's that ball there as well.

6507
05:01:46,480 --> 05:01:46,920
Boom.

6508
05:01:51,400 --> 05:01:51,800
Wow.

6509
05:01:51,860 --> 05:01:54,460
That was like being trapped in a fucking bad nightmare.

6510
05:01:54,980 --> 05:01:56,400
That entire episode was like...

6511
05:01:58,400 --> 05:01:59,140
This now.

6512
05:01:59,140 --> 05:01:59,200
This now.

6513
05:02:01,120 --> 05:02:01,440
Oh.

6514
05:02:02,120 --> 05:02:03,260
Just a bit of madness there.

6515
05:02:03,300 --> 05:02:03,940
I don't know what that was.

6516
05:02:05,040 --> 05:02:07,320
That was the dark side of the web.

6517
05:02:07,540 --> 05:02:10,160
I've kind of got a little bit of a taste for the Net Cafe.

6518
05:02:10,400 --> 05:02:15,100
I'd love to see something with a little bit more resolution.

6519
05:02:15,460 --> 05:02:19,320
A little bit higher bit rate on the audio as well.

6520
05:02:19,660 --> 05:02:22,340
I'm wondering whether or not to stick with Net Cafe.

6521
05:02:23,120 --> 05:02:26,900
Or to go back to the roots of Computer Chronicles.

6522
05:02:27,560 --> 05:02:30,080
To really scratch that itch.

6523
05:02:30,400 --> 05:02:34,180
I'm afraid Warzone is a non-starter at this stage.

6524
05:02:34,540 --> 05:02:36,200
Even though your man, Warzone win.

6525
05:02:36,280 --> 05:02:37,040
Thanks for the tip.

6526
05:02:37,700 --> 05:02:39,480
Is saying, yeah, you can do it.

6527
05:02:39,560 --> 05:02:40,600
Beer is going to help.

6528
05:02:40,740 --> 05:02:41,020
Blah, blah, blah.

6529
05:02:41,260 --> 05:02:42,300
That's great and everything.

6530
05:02:42,380 --> 05:02:43,940
But I mean, it just doesn't work for me.

6531
05:02:44,840 --> 05:02:45,500
In that way.

6532
05:02:45,600 --> 05:02:46,580
Not like this does.

6533
05:02:48,580 --> 05:02:50,380
Group Therapy Net Style.

6534
05:03:00,460 --> 05:03:02,180
These are some long.

6535
05:03:04,320 --> 05:03:06,320
Long fucking interviews.

6536
05:03:08,400 --> 05:03:09,740
And it's not worth it.

6537
05:03:14,040 --> 05:03:15,100
It's not worth it.

6538
05:03:15,820 --> 05:03:17,920
Thank you very much, Tupo, for the tip there.

6539
05:03:18,500 --> 05:03:21,340
Weird Stew sitting in his roach costume at home.

6540
05:03:21,500 --> 05:03:23,340
Absolutely glued to the screen.

6541
05:03:23,940 --> 05:03:25,880
Playing Roach Simulator 7.

6542
05:03:26,280 --> 05:03:27,000
Although this lady.

6543
05:03:27,160 --> 05:03:27,740
Thanks for the tip.

6544
05:03:27,820 --> 05:03:29,020
This lady's hair here.

6545
05:03:30,880 --> 05:03:34,080
It's a real solid fucking Brian May.

6546
05:03:36,460 --> 05:03:36,860
Scenario.

6547
05:03:37,500 --> 05:03:39,960
But I don't think that's going to be worth the wait.

6548
05:03:41,460 --> 05:03:43,520
Definitely not worth its weight in gold.

6549
05:03:46,100 --> 05:03:46,600
Fun websites.

6550
05:03:46,600 --> 05:03:47,300
Fun websites.

6551
05:03:47,940 --> 05:03:50,060
Or gambling and gaming on the web.

6552
05:03:50,140 --> 05:03:52,120
That might yield something.

6553
05:03:53,880 --> 05:03:55,300
This looks good already.

6554
05:03:55,480 --> 05:03:55,960
This guy.

6555
05:03:56,060 --> 05:03:57,760
I'm not even going to go any further than this.

6556
05:03:57,880 --> 05:04:02,500
Fun websites as a title for an episode.

6557
05:04:02,620 --> 05:04:03,300
That's pretty good.

6558
05:04:03,360 --> 05:04:04,860
Like fun websites.

6559
05:04:13,820 --> 05:04:14,220
Wow.

6560
05:04:14,220 --> 05:04:15,580
Look at that for a thumbnail.

6561
05:04:16,980 --> 05:04:18,280
That's a fun nail.

6562
05:04:18,660 --> 05:04:19,200
This fella.

6563
05:04:20,760 --> 05:04:22,060
You know it's going to be good.

6564
05:04:22,160 --> 05:04:25,860
Let's hope for some great audio quality on this.

6565
05:04:26,600 --> 05:04:28,140
Thank you very much there, Sean.

6566
05:04:28,740 --> 05:04:30,100
Tiernan for the tip.

6567
05:04:30,900 --> 05:04:31,680
Very kind of you.

6568
05:04:31,780 --> 05:04:35,980
And Jim Shamrock for your kind, heart and generous tip as well.

6569
05:04:37,220 --> 05:04:38,560
Let's hope this delivers.

6570
05:04:38,700 --> 05:04:39,900
I'm feeling good about it.

6571
05:04:39,940 --> 05:04:40,980
I mean it's a 2000.

6572
05:04:41,160 --> 05:04:42,020
It's a millennium.

6573
05:04:43,900 --> 05:04:45,180
9th of January.

6574
05:04:45,620 --> 05:04:45,840
Oh no.

6575
05:04:45,900 --> 05:04:46,900
The 1st of the 9th.

6576
05:04:46,940 --> 05:04:48,660
1st of September 2000.

6577
05:04:51,520 --> 05:04:53,640
Only a year and 10 days.

6578
05:04:55,200 --> 05:04:56,680
Before the bad date.

6579
05:05:00,360 --> 05:05:01,200
Netcafe.

6580
05:05:01,920 --> 05:05:02,720
463.

6581
05:05:02,980 --> 05:05:03,980
Just for fun.

6582
05:05:04,280 --> 05:05:05,220
And it's a loud one.

6583
05:05:05,420 --> 05:05:06,340
Turn down the volume.

6584
05:05:07,000 --> 05:05:08,120
Turn down the volume.

6585
05:05:08,120 --> 05:05:08,160
Turn down the volume.

6586
05:05:08,160 --> 05:05:38,140
Turn down the volume.

6587
05:05:38,140 --> 05:05:42,300
A Street Fighter stage background music sort of scenario.

6588
05:05:45,180 --> 05:05:46,260
Dave Kidd.

6589
05:05:50,560 --> 05:05:51,740
I'm a kid.

6590
05:05:52,500 --> 05:05:53,520
I'm a kid.

6591
05:05:54,940 --> 05:05:55,860
He's a bird.

6592
05:05:56,240 --> 05:05:57,160
He's a bird.

6593
05:05:58,620 --> 05:05:59,180
Fireball.

6594
05:05:59,340 --> 05:06:00,480
This week at the Netcafe.

6595
05:06:00,680 --> 05:06:02,480
Websites that are just for fun.

6596
05:06:02,820 --> 05:06:04,200
This is Pogo.com.

6597
05:06:04,280 --> 05:06:06,980
No, it has nothing to do with the Walt Kelly comic strip.

6598
05:06:07,120 --> 05:06:08,540
It's all about online games.

6599
05:06:09,140 --> 05:06:10,360
How are you, Ken?

6600
05:06:10,560 --> 05:06:11,740
How are you, Ken?

6601
05:06:11,900 --> 05:06:14,660
That was what was being asked or being said.

6602
05:06:16,140 --> 05:06:17,700
According to Brian C.

6603
05:06:18,160 --> 05:06:19,700
Meet Tanya Antonucci.

6604
05:06:20,100 --> 05:06:21,280
She's a senior producer.

6605
05:06:22,400 --> 05:06:23,460
Antonucci's after you.

6606
05:06:23,540 --> 05:06:24,360
For Yahoo Sports.

6607
05:06:24,540 --> 05:06:26,520
The biggest host of fantasy leagues.

6608
05:06:26,520 --> 05:06:27,680
Love cats?

6609
05:06:27,980 --> 05:06:28,560
Hate cats?

6610
05:06:28,640 --> 05:06:29,540
Want to watch cats?

6611
05:06:29,820 --> 05:06:31,440
Check out catcam.com.

6612
05:06:31,580 --> 05:06:32,820
For a look at day of...

6613
05:06:32,820 --> 05:06:34,800
Catcam.com!

6614
05:06:35,180 --> 05:06:36,460
Athena and Loki.

6615
05:06:37,080 --> 05:06:37,520
Hello.

6616
05:06:38,040 --> 05:06:38,640
Loki.

6617
05:06:39,100 --> 05:06:39,640
Athena.

6618
05:06:40,160 --> 05:06:41,220
This is great.

6619
05:06:41,380 --> 05:06:43,000
Already I'm feeling the vibe here.

6620
05:06:43,000 --> 05:06:44,240
...of fantasy leagues.

6621
05:06:44,780 --> 05:06:45,600
Love cats?

6622
05:06:45,600 --> 05:06:45,740
Come on, Stu!

6623
05:06:46,200 --> 05:06:47,080
Hate cats?

6624
05:06:47,160 --> 05:06:48,060
Want to watch cats?

6625
05:06:48,260 --> 05:06:49,960
Check out catcam.com.

6626
05:06:50,120 --> 05:06:52,520
For a look at Beowulf, Athena and Loki.

6627
05:06:53,240 --> 05:06:56,100
Brad Hill is the author of the Internet Directory for Dummies.

6628
05:06:56,340 --> 05:06:58,780
He'll tell us about his favorite fun sites on the web.

6629
05:06:59,460 --> 05:07:01,020
Sweet and adorable.

6630
05:07:01,480 --> 05:07:02,640
Lovely cat.

6631
05:07:03,520 --> 05:07:05,140
Your man from Skyrim.

6632
05:07:05,240 --> 05:07:08,620
Thanks very much there for a beautiful wet bogged fiver.

6633
05:07:08,920 --> 05:07:10,600
This is bitmagic.com.

6634
05:07:10,740 --> 05:07:13,220
It offers cartoons, games and other fun things.

6635
05:07:13,480 --> 05:07:15,460
And a really cool downloadable player.

6636
05:07:15,940 --> 05:07:17,200
The web just for fun.

6637
05:07:17,460 --> 05:07:18,800
This week at the Net Cafe.

6638
05:07:20,080 --> 05:07:22,820
Net Cafe is made possible by Rondimond.com.

6639
05:07:22,820 --> 05:07:23,740
What do you think of this, Tom?

6640
05:07:23,920 --> 05:07:25,820
The oldies site on the Internet.

6641
05:07:26,340 --> 05:07:28,520
Not my cup of tea, but it's...

6642
05:07:28,520 --> 05:07:32,820
...seems to be doing the business for the stream at the moment better than the war zone.

6643
05:07:33,100 --> 05:07:35,820
...comes from the law offices of Ivan Hoffman.

6644
05:07:36,320 --> 05:07:42,620
Lawyering with integrity for Internet law, copyright, trademark and other intellectual property law.

6645
05:07:43,240 --> 05:07:46,140
And by TechWeb for up to the minute technology news.

6646
05:07:46,460 --> 05:07:46,940
TechWeb.

6647
05:07:48,700 --> 05:07:50,620
Hi and welcome to the Net Cafe.

6648
05:07:50,900 --> 05:07:52,360
This week we're looking at websites...

6649
05:07:52,360 --> 05:07:52,900
Where is he?

6650
05:07:52,980 --> 05:07:53,780
...just for fun.

6651
05:07:54,100 --> 05:07:54,560
Where is he?

6652
05:07:54,560 --> 05:07:57,840
No work, no serious stuff, just amusing sites.

6653
05:07:58,260 --> 05:08:01,620
And one good example is a new website called Pogo.com.

6654
05:08:01,820 --> 05:08:03,980
They really phoned this episode in.

6655
05:08:05,660 --> 05:08:10,560
Because it's just like a random collection of fun websites for this episode.

6656
05:08:10,700 --> 05:08:11,340
This has nothing...

6657
05:08:11,340 --> 05:08:13,120
It was a cheap one to make.

6658
05:08:15,420 --> 05:08:17,820
They didn't have to hire any crew.

6659
05:08:18,540 --> 05:08:21,120
No, withers, no, Andrew DeVries.

6660
05:08:21,120 --> 05:08:24,880
...to do with a comic strip character, but probably more to do with a Pogo stick.

6661
05:08:25,260 --> 05:08:27,360
It's a site devoted to family games.

6662
05:08:27,780 --> 05:08:29,220
Jane is over at the Net Cafe.

6663
05:08:30,220 --> 05:08:31,420
Family games.

6664
05:08:31,560 --> 05:08:32,820
Handheld gaming devices.

6665
05:08:33,000 --> 05:08:33,900
With the details.

6666
05:08:35,180 --> 05:08:36,980
Garth, we're talking about Pogo.com.

6667
05:08:37,400 --> 05:08:37,760
Now...

6668
05:08:37,760 --> 05:08:38,880
Weather's after you.

6669
05:08:39,520 --> 05:08:42,620
Pogo.com used to be Ten, the Total Entertainment Network.

6670
05:08:43,020 --> 05:08:44,240
Why did you decide to change?

6671
05:08:44,800 --> 05:08:46,920
Well, Ten was a, quote-unquote...

6672
05:08:47,460 --> 05:08:49,880
Gareth Shuteau is after you as well.

6673
05:08:50,340 --> 05:08:50,920
...Network.

6674
05:08:51,200 --> 05:08:52,440
Why did you decide to change?

6675
05:08:52,980 --> 05:08:57,340
Well, Ten was a, quote-unquote, hardcore game service...

6676
05:08:57,340 --> 05:09:01,460
...where really avid gamers were willing to come and spend money...

6677
05:09:01,460 --> 05:09:04,860
...to play retail games on the Internet against other human opponents.

6678
05:09:05,380 --> 05:09:07,820
But there really is a very small market there, we found out.

6679
05:09:07,900 --> 05:09:11,000
We spent a couple of years trying to make that business work...

6680
05:09:11,000 --> 05:09:13,040
...and it turned out that it's a very narrow market.

6681
05:09:13,180 --> 05:09:15,020
So instead, we tried to broaden it...

6682
05:09:15,020 --> 05:09:18,800
...and we've really succeeded there in providing a new and different game service...

6683
05:09:18,800 --> 05:09:19,980
...that has something for everyone.

6684
05:09:19,980 --> 05:09:22,220
So now you've evolved into Pogo.com.

6685
05:09:22,320 --> 05:09:24,040
What kind of games will I find at Pogo.com?

6686
05:09:24,180 --> 05:09:25,540
It's a weather situation.

6687
05:09:25,680 --> 05:09:27,260
...that I might not have found in Ten.

6688
05:09:27,440 --> 05:09:29,620
Well, it is an entirely different set of games.

6689
05:09:29,720 --> 05:09:32,960
And the games at Pogo.com, as I said, are intended to appeal to everybody.

6690
05:09:33,160 --> 05:09:34,580
So there would be things like...

6691
05:09:34,580 --> 05:09:35,460
Great games.

6692
05:09:35,460 --> 05:09:37,080
...Bankhammon, chess, checkers.

6693
05:09:37,240 --> 05:09:38,860
So these are like parlor games, basically.

6694
05:09:39,060 --> 05:09:40,540
A lot of them are parlor games today.

6695
05:09:40,660 --> 05:09:47,560
We've added some other things recently, including trivia games, classic arcade games, word games.

6696
05:09:47,560 --> 05:09:51,060
We offer the daily jumble that you see in the newspaper, but we have it online.

6697
05:09:51,660 --> 05:09:55,720
So we're trying to broaden the spate of games.

6698
05:09:55,720 --> 05:09:56,620
Horizon.

6699
05:09:56,620 --> 05:09:58,080
Spate.

6700
05:09:58,080 --> 05:09:58,880
Line.

6701
05:09:58,880 --> 05:10:00,920
How about space horizon?

6702
05:10:00,920 --> 05:10:06,260
So we're trying to broaden the spate of games.

6703
05:10:06,380 --> 05:10:12,540
So now, at Pogo.com, are these games that are designed to have multiple users playing the same game, so that you're competing against people?

6704
05:10:12,960 --> 05:10:15,500
It truly is a witherous situation.

6705
05:10:15,500 --> 05:10:20,040
One-on-one kind of games where you play against the system, or how does that work?

6706
05:10:20,180 --> 05:10:20,640
Good question.

6707
05:10:20,780 --> 05:10:23,220
Some of them are single-player games where you just play...

6708
05:10:23,220 --> 05:10:24,920
It's a great shirt as well.

6709
05:10:25,160 --> 05:10:28,560
That's a short-sleeved, formal shirt.

6710
05:10:28,680 --> 05:10:29,280
...the computer.

6711
05:10:29,400 --> 05:10:32,080
But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere...

6712
05:10:32,080 --> 05:10:33,140
Where the fuck is it?

6713
05:10:33,180 --> 05:10:34,920
This isn't even Cybersmith.

6714
05:10:35,460 --> 05:10:35,980
It's not.

6715
05:10:36,080 --> 05:10:39,060
And it's not the place where they first filmed Netcafe.

6716
05:10:39,260 --> 05:10:40,660
The original...

6717
05:10:41,420 --> 05:10:43,020
Proto Netcafe.

6718
05:10:43,180 --> 05:10:43,660
And that fucking...

6719
05:10:44,840 --> 05:10:49,540
Weird place where they were interviewing the lads who were the conspiracy theorist guys on the internet.

6720
05:10:50,540 --> 05:10:51,760
Single-player games where you...

6721
05:10:51,760 --> 05:10:52,900
This is a new place.

6722
05:10:52,960 --> 05:10:54,020
This is a different gaffe.

6723
05:10:54,240 --> 05:10:56,460
This is a fucking...

6724
05:10:56,460 --> 05:11:00,440
Has he asked Jane to do something in a different place?

6725
05:11:01,200 --> 05:11:04,300
And then, look, at the beginning, Shafay is just...

6726
05:11:04,300 --> 05:11:05,100
Where's Shafay?

6727
05:11:06,960 --> 05:11:08,900
What a weird episode this is.

6728
05:11:09,460 --> 05:11:10,640
How is this one going to develop?

6729
05:11:12,080 --> 05:11:15,800
But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere from...

6730
05:11:15,800 --> 05:11:16,440
8 to...

6731
05:11:16,440 --> 05:11:18,760
Bell-bottom sleeves is after you.

6732
05:11:19,140 --> 05:11:20,020
...against the computer.

6733
05:11:20,140 --> 05:11:23,280
But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere from...

6734
05:11:23,280 --> 05:11:28,800
8 to 12,000 or 13,000 people playing simultaneously at peak times during the day.

6735
05:11:29,340 --> 05:11:30,260
Now take me through the site.

6736
05:11:30,400 --> 05:11:30,600
If I...

6737
05:11:30,600 --> 05:11:32,880
Love his style and the way he's talking.

6738
05:11:33,040 --> 05:11:34,480
It's like...

6739
05:11:34,480 --> 05:11:36,880
I'd love to study that and try and replicate it.

6740
05:11:36,880 --> 05:11:38,800
What are simultaneously at peak times...

6741
05:11:38,800 --> 05:11:44,460
From 8 to 12,000 or 13,000 people playing simultaneously at peak times during the day.

6742
05:11:44,800 --> 05:11:45,900
Now take me through the site.

6743
05:11:45,960 --> 05:11:48,780
If I come to Pogo.com, what are some of the things that I'm going to see at the site?

6744
05:11:48,880 --> 05:11:49,860
Some of the regular features?

6745
05:11:49,860 --> 05:11:54,660
Well, the first thing you'll see is kind of a splash page that has a list of all the games...

6746
05:11:54,660 --> 05:11:56,720
Lovely splash page.

6747
05:11:57,120 --> 05:12:01,600
Well, the first thing you'll see is kind of a splash page that has a list of all the games,

6748
05:12:01,660 --> 05:12:03,420
and they're broken down into various categories.

6749
05:12:03,880 --> 05:12:06,000
Classic arcade games, word games, puzzle games...

6750
05:12:06,000 --> 05:12:11,080
He's really good. He's got the presentational fucking chat down to a T.

6751
05:12:11,080 --> 05:12:13,160
... games, trivia game categories.

6752
05:12:13,260 --> 05:12:20,120
Classic arcade games, classic arcade games, word games, puzzle games, trivia games, board games...

6753
05:12:20,120 --> 05:12:24,920
Look, look at these classic arcade games, never heard of them. Overflow.

6754
05:12:24,920 --> 05:12:28,680
Maybe I'm showing myself up here to be someone who doesn't really know about games.

6755
05:12:28,680 --> 05:12:34,260
But Overflow, Tank Hunter, Tube Runner, or Void.

6756
05:12:34,520 --> 05:12:36,460
But I mean, I suppose 1996.

6757
05:12:37,400 --> 05:12:38,700
Oh, thank you very much there for the tip.

6758
05:12:38,880 --> 05:12:40,680
Geordie Racer, thank you very much.

6759
05:12:41,740 --> 05:12:43,060
And your man from Skyrim.

6760
05:12:43,200 --> 05:12:44,000
Very, very kind of you.

6761
05:12:44,900 --> 05:12:45,640
Never heard of them.

6762
05:12:45,720 --> 05:12:46,860
Are they real big games?

6763
05:12:47,000 --> 05:12:49,980
Are they proper fucking legendary games?

6764
05:12:51,600 --> 05:12:52,680
...games and so forth.

6765
05:12:52,880 --> 05:12:54,840
There are also a couple of features along the left hand.

6766
05:12:54,840 --> 05:12:58,960
Match.com were even advertising.

6767
05:12:59,340 --> 05:13:00,980
Back then, free trial.

6768
05:13:02,360 --> 05:13:03,300
Latest buzz.

6769
05:13:04,680 --> 05:13:08,720
Pogo.com has job openings in almost every area.

6770
05:13:09,380 --> 05:13:11,380
Come join our team, yeah.

6771
05:13:11,380 --> 05:13:13,380
Which updates you on the various...

6772
05:13:13,380 --> 05:13:18,340
Idle Bones, nearly $1,000 in jackpot bingo.

6773
05:13:19,340 --> 05:13:20,740
What are you waiting for?

6774
05:13:21,340 --> 05:13:22,080
Play now.

6775
05:13:22,800 --> 05:13:25,380
Upcoming events and competitions.

6776
05:13:26,200 --> 05:13:28,180
Live classic games.

6777
05:13:29,760 --> 05:13:32,780
Registration if you want to fucking go for some live classic games.

6778
05:13:32,780 --> 05:13:33,160
Open.

6779
05:13:33,900 --> 05:13:34,740
It's still available.

6780
05:13:35,300 --> 05:13:36,760
$12,000 in prizes.

6781
05:13:38,180 --> 05:13:39,000
That we're holding.

6782
05:13:39,800 --> 05:13:41,040
So you have some competitions that...

6783
05:13:41,040 --> 05:13:42,760
Bit of fucking backgammon online.

6784
05:13:42,840 --> 05:13:43,380
You have ongoing?

6785
05:13:43,760 --> 05:13:44,420
We do.

6786
05:13:44,560 --> 05:13:45,700
They're not ongoing.

6787
05:13:45,880 --> 05:13:50,000
But what I would say is that we generally have at least one event or...

6788
05:13:50,000 --> 05:13:54,120
Lovely ad banner at the top here for the fucking backgammonites.

6789
05:13:55,860 --> 05:14:02,260
And Hilton wanted a slice of that pie when they heard that cons were fucking playing backgammon online.

6790
05:14:02,260 --> 05:14:04,260
They were like...

6791
05:14:04,260 --> 05:14:07,080
Yeah, we'll fucking have a slice of that action.

6792
05:14:08,740 --> 05:14:11,020
Also another company called Ramada.

6793
05:14:11,220 --> 05:14:13,120
I don't know who they are or what they do.

6794
05:14:14,520 --> 05:14:16,820
What's that fucking Takiri gin, is it?

6795
05:14:18,920 --> 05:14:20,300
Some other shite as well.

6796
05:14:20,380 --> 05:14:20,800
But anyway.

6797
05:14:21,000 --> 05:14:22,900
Competition going on at any given time.

6798
05:14:23,300 --> 05:14:24,980
So for instance, it might be a bridge tournament.

6799
05:14:25,480 --> 05:14:26,600
It's more hotels.

6800
05:14:26,720 --> 05:14:27,960
So it's just all hotels.

6801
05:14:28,200 --> 05:14:29,600
So Hilton, Ramada.

6802
05:14:30,880 --> 05:14:31,940
And some other stuff.

6803
05:14:32,020 --> 05:14:33,500
And next week it'll be a backgammon competition.

6804
05:14:34,380 --> 05:14:37,060
Okay, so now I'm sort of thinking about...

6805
05:14:37,060 --> 05:14:38,260
I don't know.

6806
05:14:38,260 --> 05:14:39,800
I was going to say it was those...

6807
05:14:39,800 --> 05:14:43,140
They would have had the sites at the time making more money.

6808
05:14:43,220 --> 05:14:46,060
It would have been before bookend.com and all that.

6809
05:14:46,400 --> 05:14:47,880
So hotels...

6810
05:14:47,880 --> 05:14:50,740
Maybe hotels had made a shitload of money.

6811
05:14:51,780 --> 05:14:52,180
Initially.

6812
05:14:53,280 --> 05:14:54,480
On bookends and stuff.

6813
05:14:54,540 --> 05:15:01,000
They could have charged arm over leg for bookend commission fees, you know?

6814
05:15:01,480 --> 05:15:02,260
I don't know.

6815
05:15:02,340 --> 05:15:02,900
I'm just guessing.

6816
05:15:02,900 --> 05:15:04,360
Maybe I'm just guessing.

6817
05:15:04,500 --> 05:15:12,020
Why were they just hotel chains advertising on an online backgammon lobby?

6818
05:15:12,520 --> 05:15:15,900
Working during the day and I might just come and visit your site and play a game of backgammon

6819
05:15:15,900 --> 05:15:18,220
or just kind of take a few minutes.

6820
05:15:18,500 --> 05:15:18,980
Are you fine?

6821
05:15:20,220 --> 05:15:21,320
Backgammon with withers.

6822
05:15:21,580 --> 05:15:22,920
That's what your users are doing.

6823
05:15:22,980 --> 05:15:25,560
They're just coming for a few minutes and then moving on or...

6824
05:15:25,560 --> 05:15:25,980
It's funny.

6825
05:15:26,180 --> 05:15:30,980
Yeah, it is a site where people tend to tell us that they're coming to take a break.

6826
05:15:30,980 --> 05:15:33,240
But those breaks seem to be lasting longer and longer.

6827
05:15:33,380 --> 05:15:38,940
In fact, we are the stickiest site on the web, according to a couple of the research firms that cover that space.

6828
05:15:39,100 --> 05:15:40,360
People stay an average...

6829
05:15:40,360 --> 05:15:42,660
The stickiest site on the web.

6830
05:15:43,080 --> 05:15:44,280
Disgusting stuff there.

6831
05:15:45,280 --> 05:15:46,280
We're the stickiest site on the web.

6832
05:15:46,280 --> 05:15:48,440
But those breaks seem to be lasting longer and longer.

6833
05:15:48,580 --> 05:15:54,140
In fact, we are the stickiest site on the web, according to a couple of the research firms that cover that space.

6834
05:15:54,240 --> 05:15:58,820
People stay an average of about two hours per month per user.

6835
05:15:59,080 --> 05:16:01,580
So it is a very sticky site, as they say.

6836
05:16:01,580 --> 05:16:02,960
So they're hanging out when they get there.

6837
05:16:03,360 --> 05:16:03,560
Right.

6838
05:16:03,640 --> 05:16:12,340
In fact, back to your point about working from the office or playing from the office, we actually offer Solitaire, which is a game that's found on almost every computer.

6839
05:16:13,000 --> 05:16:13,620
Excuse me.

6840
05:16:14,380 --> 05:16:33,480
It's a game that's found on almost every computer.

6841
05:16:33,480 --> 05:16:35,240
Just installed when you get it via Windows.

6842
05:16:35,240 --> 05:16:35,820
Right.

6843
05:16:35,820 --> 05:16:46,220
But our suspicion is we have 1,400, 1,500 people playing Solitaire at any given time during the day.

6844
05:16:46,220 --> 05:16:52,520
And the only thing we can figure is that they're either coming because Solitaire has been removed from their corporate version of Windows.

6845
05:16:52,520 --> 05:16:54,280
So they're coming to our site to get their fix.

6846
05:16:54,480 --> 05:17:00,200
Or they're using it as a way to kind of dip their toe in the water and see what this online games thing is all about.

6847
05:17:00,580 --> 05:17:09,340
Once they've gotten familiar with the idea that it's pretty simple, pretty straightforward, then they go play a multiplayer game and they're not afraid of embarrassing themselves or not knowing how the interface works.

6848
05:17:09,420 --> 05:17:13,340
So it's a good way for them to get started on furthering their addiction, if you will.

6849
05:17:13,460 --> 05:17:13,840
Exactly.

6850
05:17:14,020 --> 05:17:21,280
So now that you've got Pogo.com running and you've got a growing user base, how many users do you think you have today?

6851
05:17:21,280 --> 05:17:23,060
We have about 4 million registered members.

6852
05:17:23,200 --> 05:17:23,760
4 million.

6853
05:17:23,900 --> 05:17:27,040
That's a pretty big site doing lots of different things.

6854
05:17:27,160 --> 05:17:31,120
What are some of the next sort of things that you're planning to announce at Pogo.com?

6855
05:17:31,380 --> 05:17:35,280
Well, what we're going to do now is concentrate on broadening the lineup of games.

6856
05:17:35,380 --> 05:17:39,620
So we'll be adding new categories of games coming up shortly, probably by the end of October.

6857
05:17:39,620 --> 05:17:41,200
We will have a casino area.

6858
05:17:42,060 --> 05:17:42,460
Solitary.

6859
05:17:42,920 --> 05:17:46,580
Thank you very much for your beautiful 10 euro tip there.

6860
05:17:47,460 --> 05:17:52,340
But what I want to say is this is one of the most extraordinary interviews I've ever watched.

6861
05:17:53,840 --> 05:17:59,340
Ever even outside of the fucking Net Cafe and Computer Chronicles sphere.

6862
05:18:00,000 --> 05:18:01,000
It's bizarre.

6863
05:18:02,940 --> 05:18:03,940
It's informative.

6864
05:18:05,260 --> 05:18:06,540
There's a lot going on.

6865
05:18:06,780 --> 05:18:08,780
There's a lot of information and features.

6866
05:18:11,280 --> 05:18:13,760
It's an interesting place and location.

6867
05:18:16,060 --> 05:18:17,460
There's a lot going on there.

6868
05:18:17,460 --> 05:18:22,940
The area will feature things like video poker and blackjack and roulette and eventually slot machines.

6869
05:18:23,200 --> 05:18:23,840
But no free drinks.

6870
05:18:24,100 --> 05:18:27,120
No free drinks and in fact there's no obligation on the part of the user.

6871
05:18:27,240 --> 05:18:33,180
So unlike some of the gambling sites that people might be familiar with where you actually open up an account in some off-seas bank.

6872
05:18:33,360 --> 05:18:33,600
Right.

6873
05:18:33,720 --> 05:18:34,560
Overseas bank.

6874
05:18:35,000 --> 05:18:38,220
Ours is free to the user but you can still win cash and prizes.

6875
05:18:39,820 --> 05:18:40,180
Wow.

6876
05:18:40,180 --> 05:18:47,860
Just go back in.

6877
05:18:52,180 --> 05:18:57,540
One online activity that has become a family game of sorts is fantasy sports leagues.

6878
05:18:57,860 --> 05:18:58,880
You can have a lot of fun.

6879
05:18:59,400 --> 05:19:01,300
Fantasy sports leagues.

6880
05:19:01,300 --> 05:19:08,000
You can have a lot of fun owning your own fantasy team.

6881
05:19:08,400 --> 05:19:09,240
Making trades.

6882
05:19:09,400 --> 05:19:10,200
Watching the stats.

6883
05:19:10,500 --> 05:19:11,320
And trying to win.

6884
05:19:11,860 --> 05:19:14,480
Fantasy football leagues are obviously hot right now.

6885
05:19:14,760 --> 05:19:19,240
And Andrew is talking with the senior producer for one of the most popular fantasy league sites.

6886
05:19:19,600 --> 05:19:20,520
Yahoo Sports.

6887
05:19:21,360 --> 05:19:23,200
Tanya you're from Yahoo Sports.

6888
05:19:23,520 --> 05:19:25,460
And particularly fantasy sports.

6889
05:19:26,220 --> 05:19:29,480
Andrew's fucking hair is really dense in this one.

6890
05:19:29,580 --> 05:19:36,640
It's a real heavily densified forest that's being compressed into a tight shrub.

6891
05:19:38,520 --> 05:19:40,680
People are kind of used to the office cooler.

6892
05:19:40,940 --> 05:19:41,800
Great head of hair.

6893
05:19:41,900 --> 05:19:44,800
They're picking their favorite teams and seeing who wins.

6894
05:19:44,940 --> 05:19:48,300
And I think you guys have taken it a step further with these fantasy games.

6895
05:19:48,740 --> 05:19:51,420
Give me an idea of how fantasy football actually works.

6896
05:19:51,720 --> 05:19:51,980
Sure.

6897
05:19:52,220 --> 05:19:54,600
Fantasy football is really a very simple concept.

6898
05:19:54,860 --> 05:20:00,000
And it's just the notion that a fan of the NFL can act like a real life coach or manager

6899
05:20:00,000 --> 05:20:03,380
and pick his or her favorite players from the league.

6900
05:20:03,860 --> 05:20:04,480
Draft them.

6901
05:20:04,840 --> 05:20:11,980
And then on a weekly basis trade, bench, activate, and work with those players on the roster to compete

6902
05:20:11,980 --> 05:20:16,040
with other players, other fantasy game players in the league.

6903
05:20:16,360 --> 05:20:19,740
Compete in the standings for either bragging rights at the end of the season

6904
05:20:19,740 --> 05:20:22,680
or to compete for prizes that we offer in the various leagues.

6905
05:20:23,000 --> 05:20:27,620
So basically you get to be kind of a wheeler dealer, just like the guys you read in the sports pages all the time,

6906
05:20:27,740 --> 05:20:30,500
trading and seeing how the teams are doing after you do that.

6907
05:20:30,640 --> 05:20:31,060
Yeah, absolutely.

6908
05:20:31,060 --> 05:20:31,300
Okay.

6909
05:20:31,420 --> 05:20:32,540
So you're saying prizes.

6910
05:20:32,780 --> 05:20:34,800
What is the motivation for doing this?

6911
05:20:34,840 --> 05:20:36,780
And what's sort of the time commitment it involves?

6912
05:20:37,100 --> 05:20:37,340
Yeah.

6913
05:20:37,520 --> 05:20:43,320
The motivation is first and foremost just competition and community with the people that you're playing in a league with.

6914
05:20:43,380 --> 05:20:44,300
These are sports fans.

6915
05:20:44,380 --> 05:20:46,160
These are sports fans and they want to have fun.

6916
05:20:46,260 --> 05:20:46,480
Right.

6917
05:20:46,580 --> 05:20:54,820
So we add a lot of community elements from the Yahoo Network into our games that help people interact with each other and compete.

6918
05:20:55,100 --> 05:20:56,860
And they often compete for bragging rights.

6919
05:20:57,240 --> 05:21:03,980
They talk about what they're doing through Yahoo Messenger, the Yahoo message boards that are integrated into the game.

6920
05:21:04,260 --> 05:21:13,380
And for others, they're competing for a more tangible prize, which is, for instance, in Yahoo Fantasy Football, we have a trip to a Hawaiian cruise.

6921
05:21:13,640 --> 05:21:17,120
We have Palm Pilots that we give away and weekly gift certificates.

6922
05:21:17,460 --> 05:21:18,000
Palm Pilots.

6923
05:21:18,000 --> 05:21:20,820
There's definitely an incentive as well to do this.

6924
05:21:20,900 --> 05:21:23,660
Now, these people sound like there's a lot of interaction going on online.

6925
05:21:23,920 --> 05:21:27,480
Do they ever meet offline or is it pretty much stay on the site?

6926
05:21:27,900 --> 05:21:31,560
Well, we're not sure what they might do offline, but we do know they're extremely active online.

6927
05:21:31,560 --> 05:21:34,280
I can't really read what was the text there.

6928
05:21:34,440 --> 05:21:35,280
Win cool prizes.

6929
05:21:35,480 --> 05:21:37,740
Must be at least 18 years old to enter.

6930
05:21:37,900 --> 05:21:40,760
The coaches of the public league teams that win their playoff.

6931
05:21:42,120 --> 05:21:44,620
Would be the grand prize win a full season.

6932
05:21:46,300 --> 05:21:47,900
I can't read any of this.

6933
05:21:48,040 --> 05:21:49,580
This would be the juicy stuff here.

6934
05:21:49,660 --> 05:21:53,900
The chats between the fucking users of the Yahoo chat for the league.

6935
05:21:53,980 --> 05:21:55,060
But there's nothing there.

6936
05:21:56,180 --> 05:21:58,160
Nothing in our resolution anyway.

6937
05:21:58,640 --> 05:21:59,500
Chat tips.

6938
05:21:59,500 --> 05:22:04,920
Certificate.

6939
05:22:04,980 --> 05:22:06,520
A lot of interaction going on online.

6940
05:22:06,780 --> 05:22:10,200
Do they ever meet offline or is it pretty much just stay on the site?

6941
05:22:10,440 --> 05:22:12,600
Do they ever just meet in the real world?

6942
05:22:13,000 --> 05:22:13,980
Stay on site.

6943
05:22:14,500 --> 05:22:15,440
Shoot on site.

6944
05:22:15,580 --> 05:22:16,520
What a fun environment.

6945
05:22:16,660 --> 05:22:18,080
It's really easy to navigate.

6946
05:22:18,640 --> 05:22:21,560
Easy to come in and see how their players are doing.

6947
05:22:21,680 --> 05:22:22,660
We collect and compute all the statistics.

6948
05:22:22,660 --> 05:22:24,880
Thank you very much, Gridrain 741.

6949
05:22:25,420 --> 05:22:26,460
We'll convert the real life statistics to the fantasy world.

6950
05:22:26,460 --> 05:22:27,940
Check out Mondo 2000.

6951
05:22:27,940 --> 05:22:30,960
I will at some stage.

6952
05:22:30,960 --> 05:22:33,200
Put into an environment that's really easy to navigate.

6953
05:22:33,620 --> 05:22:36,600
Easy to move into Yahoo Sports, which is the media side of our property.

6954
05:22:37,020 --> 05:22:39,700
Thank you very much, Turtle, for the tip as well.

6955
05:22:39,840 --> 05:22:41,160
The wind has blown me back.

6956
05:22:41,840 --> 05:22:42,800
Oh, my back, Ben.

6957
05:22:42,840 --> 05:22:44,280
Is there a new storm in town?

6958
05:22:44,380 --> 05:22:44,640
There is.

6959
05:22:45,320 --> 05:22:49,920
Look, we're kind of deep into the fucking Net Cafe sphere at the moment.

6960
05:22:49,920 --> 05:22:55,120
And I've lost all concept of what's going on in the storm world.

6961
05:22:55,360 --> 05:23:07,660
But what I can say is that there's a storm brewing here on this sports-based fucking website that brings people together for gambling purposes, I believe.

6962
05:23:07,660 --> 05:23:17,940
She looks a little bit like the press, the former press secretary for the Biden administration, who now has a TV show.

6963
05:23:18,320 --> 05:23:18,740
Not sure.

6964
05:23:18,820 --> 05:23:19,620
I can't remember her name.

6965
05:23:21,400 --> 05:23:22,520
Slight resemblance.

6966
05:23:22,680 --> 05:23:25,480
Not the closest lady I can think of.

6967
05:23:25,480 --> 05:23:26,060
I don't know about the industry.

6968
05:23:26,360 --> 05:23:28,920
There are millions of people playing fantasy games.

6969
05:23:29,100 --> 05:23:31,800
But her name is Antonucci, which is Italian.

6970
05:23:32,680 --> 05:23:37,840
But she kind of looks maybe Irish or fucking Scottish.

6971
05:23:38,700 --> 05:23:39,760
So it's a huge audience.

6972
05:23:39,900 --> 05:23:41,860
We're really excited at Yahoo Sports about introducing them.

6973
05:23:41,940 --> 05:23:43,240
We're going to get on average doing them.

6974
05:23:43,620 --> 05:23:45,620
I'm skipping right through this though.

6975
05:23:45,780 --> 05:23:46,660
It's cash.

6976
05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:50,420
They are often fascinating for some peculiar reason.

6977
05:23:50,840 --> 05:23:54,800
A good example is an entertaining site called catcam.com.

6978
05:23:55,220 --> 05:23:56,140
Catcam.

6979
05:23:56,560 --> 05:23:56,820
Erica.

6980
05:23:57,380 --> 05:23:58,640
Eric the cat.

6981
05:24:00,040 --> 05:24:01,440
Jane is talking with the...

6982
05:24:01,440 --> 05:24:05,080
Example is an entertaining site called catcam.com.

6983
05:24:05,480 --> 05:24:08,800
Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis.

6984
05:24:09,880 --> 05:24:10,980
Nintendo Game Boy.

6985
05:24:11,840 --> 05:24:12,520
Game Boy.

6986
05:24:13,540 --> 05:24:14,100
You're not a killer.

6987
05:24:14,320 --> 05:24:14,760
No, I'm not.

6988
05:24:15,260 --> 05:24:18,340
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it?

6989
05:24:18,480 --> 05:24:20,800
Eric, I'm going to ask you the question you've probably been asked a lot of times.

6990
05:24:20,920 --> 05:24:22,420
What exactly is catcam?

6991
05:24:23,320 --> 05:24:24,680
Well, it's...

6992
05:24:24,680 --> 05:24:26,600
Catcam.com.

6993
05:24:27,340 --> 05:24:27,940
Eric's...

6994
05:24:27,940 --> 05:24:29,380
Eric Max Francis.

6995
05:24:30,480 --> 05:24:31,740
The sites are just silly.

6996
05:24:32,120 --> 05:24:35,900
But at the same time, they are often fascinating for some peculiar reason.

6997
05:24:36,320 --> 05:24:40,260
A good example is an entertaining site called catcam.com.

6998
05:24:40,640 --> 05:24:43,960
Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis.

6999
05:24:44,320 --> 05:24:45,920
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing?

7000
05:24:45,980 --> 05:24:47,080
Eric, I've been asking the question you've probably been asked a lot of times.

7001
05:24:47,180 --> 05:24:48,680
What exactly is catcam?

7002
05:24:49,460 --> 05:24:51,580
Well, it's a webcam.

7003
05:24:51,580 --> 05:24:54,060
The first of its kind that I'm aware of.

7004
05:24:56,060 --> 05:25:03,280
Is it still going, is it?

7005
05:25:03,400 --> 05:25:04,100
What's the crack?

7006
05:25:04,260 --> 05:25:05,520
Is it up?

7007
05:25:05,940 --> 05:25:07,580
I can see there are people in the...

7008
05:25:07,580 --> 05:25:09,000
They're saying it's gone.

7009
05:25:09,160 --> 05:25:10,840
And then...

7010
05:25:10,840 --> 05:25:12,480
Ando says it's back.

7011
05:25:14,840 --> 05:25:16,480
Kieran Daly is saying it's back.

7012
05:25:18,540 --> 05:25:20,400
But it has come back for most people.

7013
05:25:20,840 --> 05:25:21,560
Great stuff.

7014
05:25:22,460 --> 05:25:23,120
Yeah, this is...

7015
05:25:23,120 --> 05:25:24,760
I'm not sure you've seen this guy here.

7016
05:25:24,900 --> 05:25:27,700
Eric Max Francis, his name is.

7017
05:25:27,820 --> 05:25:31,400
And he's the proprietor and sole trader.

7018
05:25:32,060 --> 05:25:34,940
Trading as catcam.com.

7019
05:25:35,040 --> 05:25:42,320
Catcam.com.

7020
05:25:42,720 --> 05:25:46,040
Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis.

7021
05:25:46,800 --> 05:25:49,160
Eric, I'm going to ask you the question you've probably been asked a lot of times.

7022
05:25:49,320 --> 05:25:49,680
What exactly...

7023
05:25:49,680 --> 05:25:51,560
Eric Deathroid made vibe.

7024
05:25:51,700 --> 05:25:53,980
There is a kind of odd vibe.

7025
05:25:53,980 --> 05:25:55,400
It's a webcam.

7026
05:25:55,840 --> 05:25:57,920
The first of its kind that I'm aware of.

7027
05:25:59,560 --> 05:26:04,720
That it's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that...

7028
05:26:04,720 --> 05:26:07,480
That are lunging about the house doing their thing.

7029
05:26:07,880 --> 05:26:09,200
Langing about the gap.

7030
05:26:09,700 --> 05:26:10,560
And see...

7031
05:26:10,560 --> 05:26:18,280
That it's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that...

7032
05:26:18,280 --> 05:26:19,800
It is a Prince William.

7033
05:26:20,020 --> 05:26:21,040
Yeah, Prince Billiam.

7034
05:26:22,040 --> 05:26:26,600
It's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that...

7035
05:26:26,600 --> 05:26:28,960
Sorry, the mouse cursor was over his face there.

7036
05:26:29,640 --> 05:26:33,120
When there was a pause there, I was glad that he said they were hanging out.

7037
05:26:33,180 --> 05:26:36,860
Because he said it's a website where you can go or you can see two cats.

7038
05:26:38,160 --> 05:26:39,060
And you're like, what?

7039
05:26:39,220 --> 05:26:39,500
What?

7040
05:26:39,600 --> 05:26:39,920
Do...

7041
05:26:39,920 --> 05:26:41,480
Like, what are you on about?

7042
05:26:41,720 --> 05:26:42,600
That are...

7043
05:26:42,600 --> 05:26:45,300
Langing about the house.

7044
05:26:45,740 --> 05:26:47,540
Thank you very much for the tip there, pussy cam.

7045
05:26:47,580 --> 05:26:48,540
You say thank you very much.

7046
05:26:48,540 --> 05:26:50,540
And...

7047
05:26:50,540 --> 05:26:54,320
I know I always wondered when I was at work.

7048
05:26:54,780 --> 05:26:55,620
What are my cats doing?

7049
05:26:56,020 --> 05:26:57,420
Because they're always...

7050
05:26:57,420 --> 05:26:58,860
They're always causing trouble when I'm there.

7051
05:26:58,860 --> 05:26:59,860
So I figured...

7052
05:26:59,860 --> 05:27:00,860
Why not...

7053
05:27:00,860 --> 05:27:02,520
Why not put up a little webcam?

7054
05:27:02,880 --> 05:27:04,060
I first did it for myself.

7055
05:27:04,320 --> 05:27:06,000
So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me.

7056
05:27:06,320 --> 05:27:06,840
Ooh.

7057
05:27:10,200 --> 05:27:11,560
Why not put up a little webcam?

7058
05:27:11,940 --> 05:27:13,100
I first did it for myself.

7059
05:27:13,360 --> 05:27:15,040
So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me.

7060
05:27:15,040 --> 05:27:15,040
Uh...

7061
05:27:15,040 --> 05:27:20,240
Tonight at nine on Dispatches.

7062
05:27:20,240 --> 05:27:20,740
Uh...

7063
05:27:20,740 --> 05:27:21,360
Well...

7064
05:27:21,360 --> 05:27:22,180
You can't hope...

7065
05:27:22,180 --> 05:27:24,160
The Catman exposed.

7066
05:27:24,160 --> 05:27:25,360
Hopefully you can't...

7067
05:27:25,360 --> 05:27:26,360
Dooo...

7068
05:27:26,360 --> 05:27:34,720
He was the man who looked like Prince William who kept cats on a webcam.

7069
05:27:35,980 --> 05:27:37,780
Tonight at nine on Dispatches.

7070
05:27:38,680 --> 05:27:40,440
The Catman of Alcatraz.

7071
05:27:42,660 --> 05:27:43,960
Featuring Jane Withers.

7072
05:27:43,960 --> 05:27:45,140
I'm going to go and see work.

7073
05:27:45,640 --> 05:27:46,460
What are my cats doing?

7074
05:27:46,880 --> 05:27:47,960
Because they're always...

7075
05:27:47,960 --> 05:27:49,700
They're always causing trouble when I'm there.

7076
05:27:49,820 --> 05:27:50,960
So I figured...

7077
05:27:50,960 --> 05:27:51,820
Mm-hmm.

7078
05:27:51,820 --> 05:27:52,260
Why not...

7079
05:27:52,260 --> 05:27:53,380
Why not put up a little webcam?

7080
05:27:53,740 --> 05:27:54,920
I first did it for myself.

7081
05:27:55,160 --> 05:27:56,820
So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me.

7082
05:27:57,120 --> 05:27:57,660
Uh...

7083
05:27:57,660 --> 05:27:58,300
Well...

7084
05:27:58,300 --> 05:28:00,300
Hopefully you can't see too much about me.

7085
05:28:00,400 --> 05:28:00,640
Okay.

7086
05:28:00,900 --> 05:28:01,120
Yeah.

7087
05:28:01,120 --> 05:28:01,960
But checking out the cat...

7088
05:28:01,960 --> 05:28:02,300
You can usually see my legs.

7089
05:28:02,540 --> 05:28:02,800
Okay.

7090
05:28:03,200 --> 05:28:04,400
You can usually see my legs in the kitchen.

7091
05:28:04,680 --> 05:28:05,400
That's about it.

7092
05:28:05,960 --> 05:28:06,920
Now, um...

7093
05:28:06,920 --> 05:28:06,960
Again...

7094
05:28:06,960 --> 05:28:10,500
You can usually see my legs in the kitchen.

7095
05:28:11,280 --> 05:28:12,440
Tonight at nine.

7096
05:28:15,140 --> 05:28:18,180
So you wanted to see what the cats were doing and...

7097
05:28:18,180 --> 05:28:19,500
Catman Cometh.

7098
05:28:20,060 --> 05:28:21,580
It's actually three years ago today.

7099
05:28:21,820 --> 05:28:22,220
Congratulations.

7100
05:28:22,680 --> 05:28:22,960
Thank you.

7101
05:28:23,260 --> 05:28:24,320
Why do you keep it going?

7102
05:28:24,520 --> 05:28:24,900
What's...

7103
05:28:24,900 --> 05:28:30,020
What's keeping you motivated to keep the cat cam in the kitchen with the cats on camera?

7104
05:28:30,440 --> 05:28:30,960
That's a good question.

7105
05:28:31,400 --> 05:28:31,980
I don't really know.

7106
05:28:32,960 --> 05:28:33,620
It's a big one.

7107
05:28:33,680 --> 05:28:34,100
I think...

7108
05:28:34,100 --> 05:28:36,940
It's a big question to ask a man who does this sort of stuff.

7109
05:28:36,940 --> 05:28:37,940
I don't...

7110
05:28:37,940 --> 05:28:41,000
I don't actually reflect on what the fuck you're doing it for.

7111
05:28:41,140 --> 05:28:41,940
It's a big moment.

7112
05:28:42,760 --> 05:28:45,020
Thank you very much for the tip there, uh...

7113
05:28:45,020 --> 05:28:46,320
Nichard Rixon.

7114
05:28:47,080 --> 05:28:48,220
Felix is after me.

7115
05:28:48,320 --> 05:28:49,340
Say thank you very much there.

7116
05:28:49,500 --> 05:28:49,820
Felix...

7117
05:28:49,820 --> 05:28:51,880
Felix the cat is after you.

7118
05:28:52,460 --> 05:28:53,820
I think obviously the...

7119
05:28:53,820 --> 05:28:54,860
It's actually three years ago.

7120
05:28:55,100 --> 05:28:56,880
Hopefully you can't see too much about me.

7121
05:28:56,980 --> 05:28:57,220
Okay.

7122
05:28:57,660 --> 05:28:58,760
You can usually see my legs.

7123
05:29:02,760 --> 05:29:03,780
Catman do.

7124
05:29:04,620 --> 05:29:06,820
Tonight on Primetime Investigates.

7125
05:29:06,820 --> 05:29:08,000
Catman do.

7126
05:29:12,000 --> 05:29:13,180
It's what you're telling me.

7127
05:29:13,960 --> 05:29:16,620
Well, hopefully you can't see too much about me.

7128
05:29:16,820 --> 05:29:16,920
Okay.

7129
05:29:18,820 --> 05:29:28,980
Bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me.

7130
05:29:29,780 --> 05:29:32,440
Well, hopefully you can't see too much about me.

7131
05:29:32,560 --> 05:29:32,780
Okay.

7132
05:29:36,160 --> 05:29:36,600
Sorry.

7133
05:29:36,740 --> 05:29:41,020
I don't have the drone available, so I'm trying to vocally do the drone.

7134
05:29:41,140 --> 05:29:43,240
It's not having the same resonance.

7135
05:29:43,580 --> 05:29:45,040
You can usually see my legs.

7136
05:29:45,340 --> 05:29:45,560
Okay.

7137
05:29:45,960 --> 05:29:47,140
You can usually see my legs in the kitchen.

7138
05:29:47,500 --> 05:29:48,160
That's about it.

7139
05:29:50,840 --> 05:29:52,020
Now, again...

7140
05:29:52,020 --> 05:29:52,960
Very sloppy tonight.

7141
05:29:53,120 --> 05:29:53,820
Very sloppy.

7142
05:29:54,100 --> 05:29:56,480
With the lack of zoomings.

7143
05:29:57,000 --> 05:29:59,260
And I don't have any of the sounds as well.

7144
05:29:59,340 --> 05:30:00,060
It's just...

7145
05:30:00,060 --> 05:30:01,260
It's a real...

7146
05:30:01,260 --> 05:30:02,780
We're playing it fast and loose.

7147
05:30:02,840 --> 05:30:05,080
You've had the Cat Cam going for how long?

7148
05:30:05,520 --> 05:30:07,060
It's actually three years ago today.

7149
05:30:07,340 --> 05:30:07,740
Congratulations.

7150
05:30:08,180 --> 05:30:08,460
Thank you.

7151
05:30:08,760 --> 05:30:09,820
Why do you keep it going?

7152
05:30:10,020 --> 05:30:15,540
What's keeping you motivated to keep the Cat Cam in the kitchen with the cats on camera?

7153
05:30:15,940 --> 05:30:16,460
That's a good question.

7154
05:30:16,880 --> 05:30:17,480
I don't really know.

7155
05:30:18,800 --> 05:30:22,380
I think, obviously, the chief reason is the popularity.

7156
05:30:22,960 --> 05:30:30,140
Simply because there's so many people that like the Cat Cam and have seen it and enjoy watching it.

7157
05:30:30,240 --> 05:30:31,940
How many people actually come to visit your site?

7158
05:30:32,140 --> 05:30:36,280
Well, it's about 700 unique visitors per day.

7159
05:30:36,740 --> 05:30:37,120
Wow.

7160
05:30:37,760 --> 05:30:38,380
To see the cats.

7161
05:30:38,400 --> 05:30:38,720
That's a lot.

7162
05:30:39,020 --> 05:30:39,380
That's a lot.

7163
05:30:39,460 --> 05:30:40,580
How do they find out about you?

7164
05:30:40,860 --> 05:30:44,060
Where do you start to think, I want to see a Cat Cam today?

7165
05:30:44,060 --> 05:30:49,620
Well, there's the easiest way to find out is to type www.catcam.com.

7166
05:30:49,720 --> 05:30:52,080
And I'm sure that's where most of the new visitors come.

7167
05:30:54,020 --> 05:30:55,300
Is that his site then?

7168
05:30:55,380 --> 05:30:56,060
Is this...

7169
05:30:57,180 --> 05:31:02,040
I hope it's not being re-registered in the meantime.

7170
05:31:02,180 --> 05:31:03,720
It's some fucking dodgeball site.

7171
05:31:03,980 --> 05:31:08,700
And then I accidentally enter the site on the stream as well.

7172
05:31:08,760 --> 05:31:10,220
And who knows what the fuck is on it.

7173
05:31:10,220 --> 05:31:11,380
But anyway, here goes nothing.

7174
05:31:12,000 --> 05:31:12,920
Catcam.com.

7175
05:31:13,340 --> 05:31:14,320
It's still going.

7176
05:31:16,360 --> 05:31:16,840
Wow.

7177
05:31:17,980 --> 05:31:18,940
That's a shocker.

7178
05:31:19,540 --> 05:31:21,440
That's a real shock ball.

7179
05:31:23,520 --> 05:31:26,240
The Cat Cam is back up with a better webcam.

7180
05:31:26,520 --> 05:31:30,340
This is the latest news from 2024.

7181
05:31:30,760 --> 05:31:31,560
Fucking hell.

7182
05:31:39,180 --> 05:31:40,140
OnlyCats.com.

7183
05:31:40,140 --> 05:31:45,100
So this is live.

7184
05:31:45,100 --> 05:31:46,680
This is a fucking live feed.

7185
05:31:46,780 --> 05:31:48,480
And the cat is nowhere to be seen.

7186
05:31:48,780 --> 05:31:50,680
This was a big moment.

7187
05:31:51,960 --> 05:31:53,160
For me personally.

7188
05:31:57,160 --> 05:32:01,260
2020 is the time and location of the Cat Cam.

7189
05:32:01,800 --> 05:32:03,340
Ishka Spring 5 litre.

7190
05:32:03,400 --> 05:32:04,060
Thank you very much.

7191
05:32:07,060 --> 05:32:12,100
So that's like probably fucking eastern seaboard USA.

7192
05:32:12,100 --> 05:32:17,440
The carpet could do with a bit of a hoover.

7193
05:32:20,240 --> 05:32:21,580
That is madness now.

7194
05:32:21,580 --> 05:32:21,600
That is madness now.

7195
05:32:21,780 --> 05:32:23,020
And it is the same guy.

7196
05:32:23,160 --> 05:32:24,400
It is Eric.

7197
05:32:24,800 --> 05:32:26,200
Eric Max Francis.

7198
05:32:26,200 --> 05:32:29,660
He's still doing the whole the cat thing.

7199
05:32:30,960 --> 05:32:34,040
So let's leave that out of the mix there.

7200
05:32:34,100 --> 05:32:35,740
Let's just get this over with.

7201
05:32:35,840 --> 05:32:36,120
Also.

7202
05:32:36,760 --> 05:32:40,420
And I'm sure that's where most of the new visitors come from.

7203
05:32:42,220 --> 05:32:43,240
The heavy buzz.

7204
05:32:44,380 --> 05:32:44,540
Also.

7205
05:32:47,180 --> 05:32:48,260
I had.

7206
05:32:48,580 --> 05:32:52,540
It's been mentioned in numerous magazines.

7207
05:32:52,680 --> 05:32:53,600
Cat Fancy ran.

7208
05:32:54,000 --> 05:32:54,200
Wow.

7209
05:32:54,640 --> 05:32:55,560
It's mad that we can.

7210
05:32:55,940 --> 05:32:58,000
At some point during the stream.

7211
05:32:58,440 --> 05:32:59,660
Or future streams.

7212
05:32:59,660 --> 05:33:00,720
We're going to check in.

7213
05:33:00,820 --> 05:33:03,560
And we're going to see Eric Max Francis's legs.

7214
05:33:04,280 --> 05:33:05,240
And some cats.

7215
05:33:06,240 --> 05:33:08,040
The same way we would have seen.

7216
05:33:08,600 --> 05:33:09,600
Back in 19.

7217
05:33:09,800 --> 05:33:10,280
June.

7218
05:33:10,720 --> 05:33:11,760
Of 1999.

7219
05:33:14,620 --> 05:33:15,440
So stay.

7220
05:33:15,560 --> 05:33:16,140
If there's anything.

7221
05:33:16,740 --> 05:33:18,100
To be staying tuned for.

7222
05:33:18,700 --> 05:33:20,800
Whether it's Warzone Champions League wins.

7223
05:33:20,800 --> 05:33:22,800
Or further Shafé explorations.

7224
05:33:22,800 --> 05:33:26,600
The whole fucking cat cam thing.

7225
05:33:26,780 --> 05:33:28,340
That's a new barrel of worms.

7226
05:33:28,480 --> 05:33:29,740
It's just been opened right there.

7227
05:33:29,980 --> 05:33:30,360
Cat cam.

7228
05:33:31,040 --> 05:33:32,540
It's been mentioned in several.

7229
05:33:33,420 --> 05:33:34,540
Daily newspapers.

7230
05:33:35,080 --> 05:33:35,820
Like daily.

7231
05:33:36,020 --> 05:33:36,220
You know.

7232
05:33:36,540 --> 05:33:37,700
What to see on the web.

7233
05:33:37,780 --> 05:33:38,580
People have heard about it.

7234
05:33:38,920 --> 05:33:39,040
Yeah.

7235
05:33:39,100 --> 05:33:39,260
Now.

7236
05:33:39,400 --> 05:33:40,280
Are you feeling.

7237
05:33:40,560 --> 05:33:42,180
Now that Cat Fancy's been involved.

7238
05:33:42,520 --> 05:33:44,720
It's a real Jane Withers situation.

7239
05:33:45,800 --> 05:33:46,280
One.

7240
05:33:46,360 --> 05:33:46,440
Two.

7241
05:33:46,480 --> 05:33:46,640
Three.

7242
05:33:46,700 --> 05:33:46,880
Four.

7243
05:33:46,880 --> 05:33:47,360
Five.

7244
05:33:48,020 --> 05:33:49,040
Catcam.com.

7245
05:33:49,040 --> 05:33:49,660
Are you feeling compressor there?

7246
05:33:50,660 --> 05:33:52,600
Eric Max Francis.

7247
05:33:52,600 --> 05:33:53,280
Special.

7248
05:33:54,100 --> 05:33:54,780
There we go.

7249
05:33:54,900 --> 05:33:55,260
And of course.

7250
05:33:55,400 --> 05:33:56,360
As all tabbies are.

7251
05:33:56,480 --> 05:33:57,320
He's pretty much a mutt.

7252
05:33:57,560 --> 05:33:57,680
Right.

7253
05:33:59,040 --> 05:34:00,180
Athena is.

7254
05:34:00,560 --> 05:34:01,540
A very nice cat.

7255
05:34:01,600 --> 05:34:02,140
All white.

7256
05:34:02,560 --> 05:34:03,960
But I'm sure she's a mutt too.

7257
05:34:04,100 --> 05:34:04,220
Her.

7258
05:34:04,480 --> 05:34:04,700
Her.

7259
05:34:04,840 --> 05:34:05,060
Her.

7260
05:34:05,160 --> 05:34:05,160
Her.

7261
05:34:05,160 --> 05:34:06,860
Her mother was.

7262
05:34:07,040 --> 05:34:07,980
Black and white striped.

7263
05:34:08,020 --> 05:34:08,440
I believe.

7264
05:34:08,660 --> 05:34:08,860
So.

7265
05:34:09,060 --> 05:34:10,000
Obviously there's nothing.

7266
05:34:10,400 --> 05:34:11,180
Pure breed about that.

7267
05:34:11,580 --> 05:34:12,620
The Cat Fancy article.

7268
05:34:12,780 --> 05:34:13,000
Which I.

7269
05:34:13,080 --> 05:34:13,900
Which I think was very.

7270
05:34:14,240 --> 05:34:15,360
He's a cat guy.

7271
05:34:15,360 --> 05:34:24,060
two pedigree cats and stuff like that. But the Cat Fancy article actually pointed out that Beowulf was a beautiful cat.

7272
05:34:24,280 --> 05:34:25,100
And he's just...

7273
05:34:25,100 --> 05:34:25,780
There you go.

7274
05:34:25,840 --> 05:34:26,720
But he's fat.

7275
05:34:27,180 --> 05:34:31,520
He's a little large. I noticed the shadow on the camera, he's a large...

7276
05:34:31,520 --> 05:34:32,620
He can eclipse the camera.

7277
05:34:32,620 --> 05:34:35,960
He's a large cat.

7278
05:34:36,080 --> 05:34:38,360
The camera, he's a large...

7279
05:34:38,360 --> 05:34:41,500
You can expect Beowulf to just be lazy and not do much.

7280
05:34:42,480 --> 05:34:47,240
The new kitten, Athena, tends to hop around and she's growing up.

7281
05:34:47,520 --> 05:34:52,440
Crazy cats, crazy cats, crazy personalities. Each cat has a different personality.

7282
05:34:52,920 --> 05:34:57,340
They're amazing stuff. They're amazing beasts is what he's trying to communicate there.

7283
05:34:57,340 --> 05:35:01,820
Thank you very much for the tip. Stone Cold Joe Austin and Sensual Piece of Pudding.

7284
05:35:02,820 --> 05:35:03,800
Thanks for your tip there.

7285
05:35:03,900 --> 05:35:08,180
Have we any idea of GDPR is being followed while filming these cats?

7286
05:35:08,420 --> 05:35:15,960
I don't think GDPR is relevant in the States. And this is back in 1996 even.

7287
05:35:17,160 --> 05:35:20,000
Before any of that shite was floating around, you know?

7288
05:35:20,360 --> 05:35:27,180
You'll tend to see her jump around and cause much trouble. I'm sure once she discovers the beauty of the counter,

7289
05:35:27,680 --> 05:35:29,340
I'm sure we'll see all kinds of things toppling off the...

7290
05:35:29,340 --> 05:35:29,760
Jumping up.

7291
05:35:29,760 --> 05:35:32,360
Yeah, toppling off the... and knocking things off.

7292
05:35:32,360 --> 05:35:37,460
So here's a sort of a philosophical question. Do you think the cats are aware that the camera's there?

7293
05:35:38,120 --> 05:35:40,440
That's a good question. I think...

7294
05:35:41,440 --> 05:35:48,000
Definitely not. There's no doubt about it that there are... there's no way they're aware of even what a camera is.

7295
05:35:48,460 --> 05:35:55,060
I mean, anything else other than no is questionable and bizarre.

7296
05:35:55,120 --> 05:36:03,380
A lot of people give animals way too little credit. In this particular case, though, I don't think they know anything's going on.

7297
05:36:03,400 --> 05:36:04,080
Thank you very much.

7298
05:36:04,720 --> 05:36:07,980
So they're not hamming it up? They're not, you know, preening a little bit more?

7299
05:36:08,320 --> 05:36:11,880
Well, Athena, the kitten, sometimes will play with the cam.

7300
05:36:12,060 --> 05:36:15,020
Will play with the actual physical camera, knocking it around.

7301
05:36:15,300 --> 05:36:15,520
All right.

7302
05:36:15,880 --> 05:36:17,760
But it doesn't get any further than that.

7303
05:36:17,940 --> 05:36:18,120
All right.

7304
05:36:18,400 --> 05:36:18,920
So...

7305
05:36:18,920 --> 05:36:21,240
Doesn't go any further than that.

7306
05:36:21,580 --> 05:36:24,480
Any sort of big anecdotes about the cat cam?

7307
05:36:25,000 --> 05:36:27,980
Really scraping the fucking cat cam barrel now.

7308
05:36:28,580 --> 05:36:30,300
Anything else at all you can give us.

7309
05:36:30,380 --> 05:36:31,960
And we've seen this before from Jane.

7310
05:36:32,420 --> 05:36:33,100
It's disappointing.

7311
05:36:37,060 --> 05:36:37,420
Um...

7312
05:36:37,420 --> 05:36:38,160
Not really.

7313
05:36:38,380 --> 05:36:42,160
You can just kind of expect to go visit the cat cam and just see it.

7314
05:36:42,200 --> 05:36:44,420
Where's your sideburns? Thank you very much.

7315
05:36:44,640 --> 05:36:47,520
There are an awful lack of sideburns on that fella.

7316
05:36:47,520 --> 05:36:50,960
Well, you know, just like any kind of webcam, you can't always get performance.

7317
05:36:50,960 --> 05:36:55,100
Should have at least come down maybe a few fucking centimeters.

7318
05:36:55,420 --> 05:36:57,080
Even to at least there.

7319
05:36:59,060 --> 05:37:00,880
Don't leave a shelf there.

7320
05:37:00,980 --> 05:37:02,380
Maybe just have...

7321
05:37:02,380 --> 05:37:06,960
You need that extra bit of handle to show that you're not...

7322
05:37:08,960 --> 05:37:11,080
I'm not going to say it.

7323
05:37:11,080 --> 05:37:12,700
Not always going to be there when you want them to be.

7324
05:37:12,700 --> 05:37:12,940
I hear you.

7325
05:37:13,100 --> 05:37:15,280
But especially, of course, for people...

7326
05:37:15,280 --> 05:37:20,240
There's many visitors from Europe and places like that.

7327
05:37:20,460 --> 05:37:23,060
Where obviously, when they're looking, I'm in bed.

7328
05:37:23,440 --> 05:37:25,320
So, you know, it's late at night.

7329
05:37:25,740 --> 05:37:29,400
So, but you do have a recent image.

7330
05:37:29,960 --> 05:37:30,840
So there's a history of...

7331
05:37:30,840 --> 05:37:35,000
If you can hear the mobile phone there in the background going off, it's jarring.

7332
05:37:35,220 --> 05:37:37,140
And it's putting him off the interview as well.

7333
05:37:37,280 --> 05:37:39,020
Just keep your ears open for that one.

7334
05:37:40,120 --> 05:37:41,620
It's a classic tone.

7335
05:37:42,160 --> 05:37:45,560
If anyone knows what device that's from, it's not a Nokia.

7336
05:37:45,560 --> 05:37:47,500
When they're looking...

7337
05:37:47,500 --> 05:37:48,420
This is 1999.

7338
05:37:49,620 --> 05:37:50,380
I'm in bed.

7339
05:37:50,760 --> 05:37:52,640
So, you know, it's late at night.

7340
05:37:53,080 --> 05:37:56,740
So, but you do have a recent image.

7341
05:37:57,280 --> 05:37:58,200
So there's a history of images?

7342
05:37:58,200 --> 05:37:59,200
There's a history, yeah, you can see.

7343
05:37:59,660 --> 05:38:02,740
And actually, it's clever enough to pick out distinct images.

7344
05:38:02,740 --> 05:38:07,340
So it only saves off an image when it's changed sufficiently.

7345
05:38:07,340 --> 05:38:07,540
That.

7346
05:38:07,700 --> 05:38:08,600
Couple of fucking...

7347
05:38:08,600 --> 05:38:09,760
Three motor rollers.

7348
05:38:10,220 --> 05:38:12,900
Someone's levelling accusations of Siemens.

7349
05:38:13,160 --> 05:38:13,420
Okay.

7350
05:38:13,660 --> 05:38:15,540
So you'll tend to see something going on.

7351
05:38:15,560 --> 05:38:17,060
There's always something happening in the kitchen.

7352
05:38:23,000 --> 05:38:24,220
It's the exact same.

7353
05:38:24,500 --> 05:38:26,820
Look at how it hasn't changed.

7354
05:38:27,000 --> 05:38:27,060
Look.

7355
05:38:28,320 --> 05:38:29,620
Dark side, fun websites.

7356
05:38:29,880 --> 05:38:30,120
Cat.

7357
05:38:30,380 --> 05:38:32,340
Did I X out of it?

7358
05:38:33,640 --> 05:38:34,080
I X out.

7359
05:38:34,120 --> 05:38:35,380
I'm not going back to it.

7360
05:38:35,380 --> 05:38:37,760
But anyway, it has not changed.

7361
05:38:37,860 --> 05:38:42,580
What is the internet version of the comics in the newspaper, the word search puzzle, or the daily horoscope?

7362
05:38:43,120 --> 05:38:47,480
You know those silly little things that you check out quickly when you first open the newspaper in the morning?

7363
05:38:47,480 --> 05:38:50,480
Well, the answer is a new web service called Bitmagic.

7364
05:38:51,380 --> 05:38:55,480
Our producer Sarah O'Brien is talking with Bitmagic's CEO, Michael Frackers.

7365
05:38:57,060 --> 05:38:57,660
Frackers.

7366
05:38:58,020 --> 05:38:58,700
Bitmagic.

7367
05:38:58,920 --> 05:39:02,680
And Upside called you, in a nice way, a waste of time.

7368
05:39:03,600 --> 05:39:05,020
Waste of time.

7369
05:39:05,340 --> 05:39:06,840
Xanadu 2.0.

7370
05:39:07,460 --> 05:39:08,240
Acker Buckley.

7371
05:39:08,320 --> 05:39:09,720
Thank you very much for the tip there.

7372
05:39:09,820 --> 05:39:10,560
Back off.

7373
05:39:10,980 --> 05:39:12,540
Who do these people think they are?

7374
05:39:12,880 --> 05:39:13,680
Back off.

7375
05:39:14,000 --> 05:39:14,820
In Montecito.

7376
05:39:15,260 --> 05:39:16,040
Back off.

7377
05:39:16,280 --> 05:39:17,080
Not me personally.

7378
05:39:17,820 --> 05:39:18,660
Me, the company.

7379
05:39:18,820 --> 05:39:19,040
Yeah.

7380
05:39:19,560 --> 05:39:20,080
Our product.

7381
05:39:20,720 --> 05:39:21,820
Yeah, our first product that we launched was...

7382
05:39:22,500 --> 05:39:23,980
Frackers is after you.

7383
05:39:24,820 --> 05:39:25,180
It's...

7384
05:39:25,180 --> 05:39:27,060
Frackers is going to get you.

7385
05:39:27,620 --> 05:39:28,520
In the night.

7386
05:39:29,200 --> 05:39:31,820
Thank you very much there, Kinky John Fowler.

7387
05:39:31,980 --> 05:39:33,620
Slogan is, it's a great little waste of time.

7388
05:39:34,300 --> 05:39:35,240
So we're pretty...

7389
05:39:35,240 --> 05:39:36,780
A great little waste of time.

7390
05:39:36,880 --> 05:39:39,800
...open about the fact that we try to distract you for two to three minutes a day.

7391
05:39:40,520 --> 05:39:47,100
What Bitmagic basically tries to do is entertain people that are busy if you have little time, but you still want to laugh.

7392
05:39:47,840 --> 05:39:50,600
You just get that short, quick dose of entertainment early in the morning.

7393
05:39:51,020 --> 05:39:52,160
Preferably about current events.

7394
05:39:52,240 --> 05:39:52,880
We try to be current.

7395
05:39:53,140 --> 05:39:55,560
Like today, we started with a joke about the Miss America election.

7396
05:39:56,180 --> 05:39:57,240
That was, I think, on Saturday.

7397
05:39:57,240 --> 05:39:59,020
I think this guy is Dutch.

7398
05:39:59,020 --> 05:40:01,940
Yeah, it just takes two to three minutes to watch the whole thing, and then you're done.

7399
05:40:02,480 --> 05:40:04,960
But you need to download that player first.

7400
05:40:05,140 --> 05:40:06,360
Yeah, you need to get the player first.

7401
05:40:07,000 --> 05:40:08,480
It's made for people who have a modem.

7402
05:40:08,540 --> 05:40:09,960
If you have a fast connection, it's great.

7403
05:40:10,600 --> 05:40:13,580
It comes even faster, but if you have a modem, it works well, too.

7404
05:40:13,640 --> 05:40:14,640
It takes a few minutes to download.

7405
05:40:15,240 --> 05:40:17,560
And then once you've done that every day, it gets the new edition.

7406
05:40:17,560 --> 05:40:18,760
It retrieves it automatically.

7407
05:40:18,940 --> 05:40:22,800
So every day when you go online, our player automatically retrieves the latest edition.

7408
05:40:22,800 --> 05:40:24,140
Wow, look at that skin.

7409
05:40:24,480 --> 05:40:25,200
It's a great player.

7410
05:40:25,200 --> 05:40:27,680
And then a little icon will start blinking in your system drain.

7411
05:40:27,980 --> 05:40:29,340
About the right-hand corner of your screen.

7412
05:40:30,020 --> 05:40:32,520
And then you can choose to watch it or watch it later in the day.

7413
05:40:32,700 --> 05:40:34,200
And most people watch it straight away.

7414
05:40:34,280 --> 05:40:35,220
Heavy flash.

7415
05:40:35,900 --> 05:40:36,980
Macromedia stuff.

7416
05:40:37,940 --> 05:40:40,940
Now, let's say you go ahead and click on it straight away.

7417
05:40:41,520 --> 05:40:42,660
What are you going to see there?

7418
05:40:44,040 --> 05:40:47,100
Well, what happens is that an oval-shaped player shoots up.

7419
05:40:47,820 --> 05:40:48,500
It's not...

7420
05:40:48,500 --> 05:40:51,640
There's an oval-shaped player which shoots up.

7421
05:40:52,020 --> 05:40:53,400
There's a bit of Dutch in there.

7422
05:40:53,760 --> 05:40:54,980
It's a great accent.

7423
05:40:56,320 --> 05:40:57,480
But is he...

7424
05:40:57,480 --> 05:40:59,860
Is it Dutch?

7425
05:41:00,060 --> 05:41:01,020
Or is he somewhere?

7426
05:41:01,220 --> 05:41:01,620
I don't know.

7427
05:41:01,680 --> 05:41:04,920
Now, let's say you go ahead and click on it straight away.

7428
05:41:05,500 --> 05:41:06,640
What are you going to see there?

7429
05:41:08,060 --> 05:41:11,080
Well, what happens is that an oval-shaped player shoots up.

7430
05:41:11,660 --> 05:41:12,800
It's not screen-filling.

7431
05:41:13,060 --> 05:41:15,320
We're bit magic, so it's a little magic.

7432
05:41:15,820 --> 05:41:17,320
And so we don't take your whole screen.

7433
05:41:18,160 --> 05:41:20,480
What happens is then that it automatically starts playing.

7434
05:41:21,120 --> 05:41:26,720
What we try to do is we've developed a format which we call something to view, something to do, and something to play.

7435
05:41:27,220 --> 05:41:28,400
So it starts with something to view.

7436
05:41:28,400 --> 05:41:36,820
I wonder, were the Dutch at the forefront of web and tech at this time in the late 90s?

7437
05:41:38,400 --> 05:41:45,100
Because media-wise, they had some hits as well in the old world of TV.

7438
05:41:45,100 --> 05:41:49,780
Like, at this time, at this era, I think Big Brother, they did that.

7439
05:41:50,680 --> 05:41:55,880
They probably did loads of other weird shit as well that didn't really catch on internationally.

7440
05:41:58,840 --> 05:41:59,940
I'm not sure, though.

7441
05:42:00,900 --> 05:42:02,620
It's a linear, not interactive.

7442
05:42:03,040 --> 05:42:04,860
It's a joke about preferably current events.

7443
05:42:05,840 --> 05:42:07,720
There's a funny joke about this.

7444
05:42:07,800 --> 05:42:09,000
You have to click, but you can.

7445
05:42:09,120 --> 05:42:10,260
Usually there's trivia things there.

7446
05:42:10,340 --> 05:42:11,000
I click on something.

7447
05:42:11,180 --> 05:42:12,120
We call click stories.

7448
05:42:13,040 --> 05:42:14,520
And then it goes on.

7449
05:42:14,880 --> 05:42:15,920
And you can play a game.

7450
05:42:15,980 --> 05:42:16,780
There's a weekly game.

7451
05:42:17,380 --> 05:42:19,020
And you compete against people worldwide.

7452
05:42:19,480 --> 05:42:20,920
You compete against yourself, of course.

7453
05:42:21,000 --> 05:42:22,260
You see the highest score, but automatically...

7454
05:42:22,260 --> 05:42:24,560
Crazy little frog on a lily pad.

7455
05:42:24,740 --> 05:42:25,840
And you have to jump and...

7456
05:42:26,840 --> 05:42:27,820
You eat a fly.

7457
05:42:27,920 --> 05:42:29,360
It's very nice when you do.

7458
05:42:29,440 --> 05:42:30,700
And you eat many flies.

7459
05:42:31,940 --> 05:42:33,340
That is a good game for you.

7460
05:42:33,340 --> 05:42:34,060
Complete also.

7461
05:42:34,980 --> 05:42:36,940
You are a complete and utter frog.

7462
05:42:37,760 --> 05:42:39,080
And each fly is your enemy.

7463
05:42:39,520 --> 05:42:39,940
You just...

7464
05:42:39,940 --> 05:42:44,600
You can see how the frog attacks its fly enemy.

7465
05:42:44,660 --> 05:42:46,300
How well you're doing against people worldwide.

7466
05:42:46,640 --> 05:42:47,440
It's crazy.

7467
05:42:47,880 --> 05:42:49,600
A crazy time to be alive.

7468
05:42:49,760 --> 05:42:51,560
Decide to create bit magic.

7469
05:42:51,720 --> 05:42:58,140
I mean, I understand your background is that you actually developed or founded an ISP over in Holland.

7470
05:42:59,140 --> 05:43:00,840
It seems like a pretty serious business.

7471
05:43:01,440 --> 05:43:02,980
This is a pretty serious business, too.

7472
05:43:02,980 --> 05:43:05,120
But it's serious and trying to be funny.

7473
05:43:05,300 --> 05:43:08,300
So we're very serious about being completely, completely a waste of time.

7474
05:43:08,940 --> 05:43:09,440
But, um...

7475
05:43:10,080 --> 05:43:12,100
No, it's not just a far-fetched thing.

7476
05:43:12,540 --> 05:43:14,840
When I started planning internet in Europe back in 1999...

7477
05:43:14,840 --> 05:43:16,020
A nice waste of time.

7478
05:43:16,080 --> 05:43:17,400
...unless they're real techie.

7479
05:43:17,960 --> 05:43:19,180
You know, in those days, you'd get on the net.

7480
05:43:19,240 --> 05:43:20,120
You'd see a black screen.

7481
05:43:20,860 --> 05:43:22,000
And you had to type stuff in.

7482
05:43:22,380 --> 05:43:26,620
And being a Mac user that I was, I was never used to see a black screen where you had to type stuff to do something.

7483
05:43:26,700 --> 05:43:27,500
You could always select.

7484
05:43:28,020 --> 05:43:29,620
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

7485
05:43:29,700 --> 05:43:32,520
In those days, it makes sense to start something that would get people on the internet.

7486
05:43:33,000 --> 05:43:33,560
Well, since everybody...

7487
05:43:34,080 --> 05:43:35,680
A lot of people, at least, have gotten on the internet.

7488
05:43:35,820 --> 05:43:37,720
Especially in the U.S., like 80 million people.

7489
05:43:38,280 --> 05:43:41,300
Now, it's more fun to try and think of destinations.

7490
05:43:41,780 --> 05:43:42,900
Nintendo Game Boy.

7491
05:43:42,980 --> 05:43:44,500
You know, millions of websites out there.

7492
05:43:44,540 --> 05:43:46,160
We try to make something that's not a website.

7493
05:43:46,280 --> 05:43:48,280
Not like, you know, the umpteenth website.

7494
05:43:48,400 --> 05:43:49,100
A million or so many.

7495
05:43:49,560 --> 05:43:50,500
You know, not a website again.

7496
05:43:50,560 --> 05:43:51,760
We try to make something different.

7497
05:43:51,880 --> 05:43:53,840
That is, you know, something completely new.

7498
05:43:54,340 --> 05:43:55,780
That, you know, it's hard to describe even.

7499
05:43:55,840 --> 05:43:57,040
People should really take a look at it.

7500
05:43:57,080 --> 05:43:57,880
I mean, I know you have.

7501
05:43:57,880 --> 05:43:59,520
So, it's hard to describe.

7502
05:43:59,620 --> 05:44:00,180
Oh, it is.

7503
05:44:00,320 --> 05:44:01,460
It's a beautiful website.

7504
05:44:01,680 --> 05:44:02,280
It's beautiful.

7505
05:44:02,560 --> 05:44:03,500
It's very nice.

7506
05:44:03,500 --> 05:44:05,560
People are working with you to come up with this stuff.

7507
05:44:05,620 --> 05:44:07,040
It's hard to be funny every day.

7508
05:44:07,520 --> 05:44:08,120
Strange people.

7509
05:44:08,220 --> 05:44:08,680
Let me tell you.

7510
05:44:08,680 --> 05:44:10,100
Uh, it's, um...

7511
05:44:10,100 --> 05:44:10,660
No, it's...

7512
05:44:10,660 --> 05:44:12,620
About 40% to 50%.

7513
05:44:12,620 --> 05:44:13,200
Strange people.

7514
05:44:13,320 --> 05:44:13,760
Let me tell you.

7515
05:44:13,860 --> 05:44:15,240
Uh, it's, um...

7516
05:44:15,240 --> 05:44:15,740
No, it's...

7517
05:44:15,740 --> 05:44:19,420
About 40% to 50% of the stuff we make ourselves in-house.

7518
05:44:19,900 --> 05:44:20,840
We now have 12 editors.

7519
05:44:20,860 --> 05:44:22,560
I think I've guessed what it is there.

7520
05:44:22,640 --> 05:44:26,380
Because there's an American inflection and turn of phrase.

7521
05:44:27,200 --> 05:44:29,840
I was wondering where this guy was initially from.

7522
05:44:30,060 --> 05:44:30,900
We were all saying...

7523
05:44:30,900 --> 05:44:32,340
People were saying Dutch in the chat.

7524
05:44:32,340 --> 05:44:33,820
And then I was saying Dutch.

7525
05:44:33,880 --> 05:44:34,980
But it's something going on.

7526
05:44:35,160 --> 05:44:38,340
But it's a Dutchman who spent...

7527
05:44:38,340 --> 05:44:41,840
A large amount of time in the States.

7528
05:44:42,260 --> 05:44:44,680
And we're in the San Fernando Valley.

7529
05:44:44,820 --> 05:44:47,000
Or we're in fucking Bay Valley.

7530
05:44:47,100 --> 05:44:47,560
Or Bayview.

7531
05:44:47,640 --> 05:44:49,140
We're ever in the fucking Bay Area.

7532
05:44:49,340 --> 05:44:50,480
Where all the...

7533
05:44:50,480 --> 05:44:53,460
Silicon Valley bollocks is going on.

7534
05:44:53,640 --> 05:44:55,780
So that's what this...

7535
05:44:55,780 --> 05:44:57,280
That's the story with this fella.

7536
05:44:57,420 --> 05:44:57,880
That's why...

7537
05:44:58,540 --> 05:44:58,880
I couldn't...

7538
05:44:59,400 --> 05:45:00,940
It could put my finger on it.

7539
05:45:01,000 --> 05:45:02,880
But it was a mix of...

7540
05:45:02,880 --> 05:45:04,660
Strange people.

7541
05:45:04,780 --> 05:45:05,200
Let me tell you.

7542
05:45:05,600 --> 05:45:06,520
Do you know what I mean?

7543
05:45:06,540 --> 05:45:07,480
That's so American.

7544
05:45:08,140 --> 05:45:09,720
But then he's back to Dutch in a second.

7545
05:45:10,020 --> 05:45:11,380
Within a heartbeat.

7546
05:45:11,640 --> 05:45:14,740
About 40% to 50% of the stuff we make ourselves in-house.

7547
05:45:15,080 --> 05:45:15,480
Do you know what I mean?

7548
05:45:15,760 --> 05:45:16,920
Back to Dutch there.

7549
05:45:17,600 --> 05:45:18,960
We now have 12 editors.

7550
05:45:20,300 --> 05:45:22,320
Most of those are in our Amsterdam office in Europe.

7551
05:45:22,860 --> 05:45:25,900
And we have now over 30 contributors worldwide.

7552
05:45:26,560 --> 05:45:27,160
Who have been signing...

7553
05:45:27,160 --> 05:45:28,520
San Fernando 2.0.

7554
05:45:28,620 --> 05:45:29,640
But we're preparing to launch.

7555
05:45:29,940 --> 05:45:31,980
And those are people from Australia, Canada.

7556
05:45:32,180 --> 05:45:33,280
A lot of Bay Area people.

7557
05:45:33,760 --> 05:45:34,160
New York.

7558
05:45:34,220 --> 05:45:35,160
Exactly where I said.

7559
05:45:35,300 --> 05:45:37,460
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this?

7560
05:45:37,560 --> 05:45:38,520
Or is there a good side to it?

7561
05:45:38,540 --> 05:45:39,920
It's really a worldwide number of...

7562
05:45:39,920 --> 05:45:41,640
A worldwide group of people who make stuff for us.

7563
05:45:41,820 --> 05:45:46,000
Now is it hard to have a sense of humour that translates over these different...

7564
05:45:46,000 --> 05:45:46,820
It really is.

7565
05:45:46,900 --> 05:45:49,160
And that's why we're leaving this there.

7566
05:45:49,820 --> 05:45:50,460
We've had...

7567
05:45:50,460 --> 05:45:52,220
You've had enough time now.

7568
05:45:52,220 --> 05:46:04,560
Most people who surf the web fall into a kind of rut.

7569
05:46:04,680 --> 05:46:06,660
Checking out the same sites every day.

7570
05:46:07,120 --> 05:46:07,920
Oh man.

7571
05:46:08,280 --> 05:46:08,920
You...

7572
05:46:08,920 --> 05:46:09,400
No.

7573
05:46:09,540 --> 05:46:13,640
It hasn't rung as true now as it was.

7574
05:46:13,800 --> 05:46:14,040
No.

7575
05:46:14,340 --> 05:46:15,060
Let me get that right.

7576
05:46:15,780 --> 05:46:17,300
Let me just hear what he said there again.

7577
05:46:20,900 --> 05:46:24,100
Most people who surf the web fall into a kind of rut.

7578
05:46:24,220 --> 05:46:26,180
Checking out the same sites every day.

7579
05:46:26,580 --> 05:46:27,800
So it's often useful to have a...

7580
05:46:27,800 --> 05:46:27,900
Yeah.

7581
05:46:28,000 --> 05:46:29,060
It's more true now.

7582
05:46:29,260 --> 05:46:32,620
...book in your hand as a guide to new fun sites you might want to explore.

7583
05:46:33,080 --> 05:46:34,360
One of the best examples...

7584
05:46:34,360 --> 05:46:35,320
More true now.

7585
05:46:36,100 --> 05:46:38,320
...idg's internet directory for dummies.

7586
05:46:38,860 --> 05:46:41,420
Andrew is talking with the book's author, Brad Hill.

7587
05:46:42,080 --> 05:46:43,840
Except they're just like one site.

7588
05:46:44,020 --> 05:46:46,340
And all the content comes through that one site.

7589
05:46:47,340 --> 05:46:48,440
Or two sites.

7590
05:46:48,500 --> 05:46:49,060
Or three or whatever.

7591
05:46:49,060 --> 05:46:50,800
It's just like it's not your visiting.

7592
05:46:51,460 --> 05:46:52,960
And the content is...

7593
05:46:52,960 --> 05:46:54,140
It's like a sludge.

7594
05:46:54,600 --> 05:46:55,060
At least...

7595
05:46:55,060 --> 05:46:56,060
It was boring then.

7596
05:46:56,100 --> 05:46:58,960
But at least you knew you were going to get some editorial...

7597
05:46:59,720 --> 05:47:01,140
Something at least.

7598
05:47:02,000 --> 05:47:05,400
And now it's like a sludge pipe of shit.

7599
05:47:06,540 --> 05:47:09,860
Brad, you're the author of the internet directory for dummies.

7600
05:47:09,960 --> 05:47:10,220
I am.

7601
05:47:10,360 --> 05:47:14,260
And you've had a hard job of going through picking the sort of 900...

7602
05:47:14,260 --> 05:47:17,600
You know, sort of cream of the crop sites on the web.

7603
05:47:17,600 --> 05:47:18,480
It's a tough job, Andrew.

7604
05:47:18,560 --> 05:47:19,200
Someone's got to do it.

7605
05:47:19,260 --> 05:47:20,060
Well, I'm glad you did.

7606
05:47:20,400 --> 05:47:25,540
Back in the day when it was like making a book about the websites that were out there.

7607
05:47:26,540 --> 05:47:28,320
Like a fucking book full of websites.

7608
05:47:29,320 --> 05:47:30,200
Crazy bit of business.

7609
05:47:30,400 --> 05:47:33,560
And I'm going to talk about the book specifically looking at fun and humorous sites.

7610
05:47:33,560 --> 05:47:38,580
Why don't we just cut right to the chase and talk about what are some sites that you think

7611
05:47:38,580 --> 05:47:41,940
sort of fit the bill as the best in fun and humor online.

7612
05:47:41,940 --> 05:47:42,440
Sure.

7613
05:47:42,440 --> 05:47:42,940
Sure.

7614
05:47:42,940 --> 05:47:45,280
That was one of the most fun aspects of writing the book actually is that section.

7615
05:47:45,280 --> 05:47:47,800
Well, let's start with misunderstood lyrics.

7616
05:47:47,800 --> 05:47:49,080
Have you ever heard of that one?

7617
05:47:49,080 --> 05:47:50,880
I know the concept.

7618
05:47:51,080 --> 05:47:51,960
I haven't seen the site.

7619
05:47:52,340 --> 05:47:52,480
Yeah.

7620
05:47:52,480 --> 05:47:54,780
Most people know about blooped up lyrics in their own heads.

7621
05:47:54,900 --> 05:47:55,020
Right.

7622
05:47:55,500 --> 05:47:58,280
This is an amateur site, actually a non-commercial site.

7623
05:47:58,400 --> 05:48:00,480
It's been there for years though, so it seems pretty stable.

7624
05:48:00,660 --> 05:48:01,900
I hope it sticks around for a long time.

7625
05:48:01,920 --> 05:48:02,580
What's the idea?

7626
05:48:02,800 --> 05:48:08,360
The idea is that anybody visiting it can contribute misunderstood lyrics to an enormous database

7627
05:48:08,360 --> 05:48:09,340
of such things.

7628
05:48:09,500 --> 05:48:09,740
Okay.

7629
05:48:10,020 --> 05:48:11,140
Let's have some examples.

7630
05:48:11,140 --> 05:48:11,500
Yeah.

7631
05:48:11,700 --> 05:48:13,620
It's quite addictive and often hilarious.

7632
05:48:13,620 --> 05:48:14,200
We're all about a virtual environment with your avatar.

7633
05:48:14,200 --> 05:48:15,420
I did find an example recently.

7634
05:48:16,700 --> 05:48:17,980
The Carole King song.

7635
05:48:18,220 --> 05:48:20,700
You're familiar with It's Too Late Baby.

7636
05:48:20,920 --> 05:48:22,180
It's too late, baby.

7637
05:48:22,900 --> 05:48:26,060
It's too late, but we really did try to make it.

7638
05:48:26,820 --> 05:48:30,380
The grouped up lyric in this case was, but we really were driving naked.

7639
05:48:33,320 --> 05:48:34,860
Never, ever happened.

7640
05:48:35,020 --> 05:48:36,840
Nobody ever made that mistake.

7641
05:48:38,100 --> 05:48:40,220
Nobody ever made that misheard lyric.

7642
05:48:40,320 --> 05:48:41,360
That's not even real.

7643
05:48:42,180 --> 05:48:46,720
And anyone who believed that was taken in by a lie.

7644
05:48:47,360 --> 05:48:49,720
It's too late, baby.

7645
05:48:49,720 --> 05:48:53,580
It's too late, but we really did try to make it.

7646
05:48:54,320 --> 05:48:57,900
The blooped up lyric in this case was, but we really were driving naked.

7647
05:48:58,680 --> 05:49:02,240
And often after these things, the editor of the site also adds a comment, which is sometimes

7648
05:49:02,240 --> 05:49:04,900
funnier than the blooper itself.

7649
05:49:05,440 --> 05:49:09,440
But what this amounts to is a gigantic database that you can just get lost in.

7650
05:49:09,440 --> 05:49:09,620
Right.

7651
05:49:09,620 --> 05:49:11,740
It's really addictive and very funny.

7652
05:49:11,740 --> 05:49:12,740
So that's a good one to go to.

7653
05:49:12,740 --> 05:49:12,840
Okay.

7654
05:49:13,260 --> 05:49:14,980
We've got some time to kill there.

7655
05:49:15,360 --> 05:49:15,980
Yeah, definitely.

7656
05:49:15,980 --> 05:49:17,240
That's a great place to spend it.

7657
05:49:17,300 --> 05:49:18,680
Yeah, a good black hole for time.

7658
05:49:19,180 --> 05:49:20,960
Now, another one is The Onion.

7659
05:49:21,820 --> 05:49:22,800
I'm familiar with it.

7660
05:49:22,800 --> 05:49:23,800
That's a great site.

7661
05:49:24,260 --> 05:49:25,180
The Onion, isn't it?

7662
05:49:25,240 --> 05:49:25,880
It's the big one.

7663
05:49:25,940 --> 05:49:30,040
If you're a news buff anyway, it's a really good site.

7664
05:49:30,140 --> 05:49:32,120
It's a breath of fresh air if you're accustomed to straight news.

7665
05:49:32,220 --> 05:49:34,880
It's written in a very straight news fashion, like a wire service report.

7666
05:49:34,880 --> 05:49:35,280
Satirical.

7667
05:49:35,480 --> 05:49:36,520
It's totally satirical.

7668
05:49:36,640 --> 05:49:40,680
It's a real publication, a physical paper that's produced in the Midwest by about a half

7669
05:49:40,680 --> 05:49:45,780
dozen rather depressed, I think, cynical, very edgy people who sit around in a room and think

7670
05:49:45,780 --> 05:49:46,380
up this stuff.

7671
05:49:46,580 --> 05:49:46,620
Right.

7672
05:49:46,840 --> 05:49:49,120
It will offend you at some point.

7673
05:49:49,180 --> 05:49:49,420
Mm-hmm.

7674
05:49:49,600 --> 05:49:54,260
And you have to be able to accept a certain dose of bitterness in your humor.

7675
05:49:54,320 --> 05:49:54,400
Right.

7676
05:49:54,400 --> 05:49:58,560
But they write the news in a way that you start reading it and you think it's real.

7677
05:49:58,800 --> 05:50:03,200
I always think they'd be a great PR agency if they decided to change course there.

7678
05:50:03,400 --> 05:50:04,480
Well, have you seen their book?

7679
05:50:04,480 --> 05:50:05,800
Our 20th Century?

7680
05:50:06,100 --> 05:50:06,280
No.

7681
05:50:06,380 --> 05:50:08,320
This is a book which is beginning to do pretty well in the bookstores.

7682
05:50:08,460 --> 05:50:12,700
It's a romp through the 20th century as if The Onion had documented all of our most important

7683
05:50:12,700 --> 05:50:13,760
events all through the century.

7684
05:50:13,940 --> 05:50:14,180
Okay.

7685
05:50:14,240 --> 05:50:16,320
It is utterly hilarious.

7686
05:50:16,540 --> 05:50:17,120
I recommend that.

7687
05:50:17,600 --> 05:50:18,220
The romp?

7688
05:50:18,300 --> 05:50:22,380
The site puts all of its actual newspaper content on the web every week.

7689
05:50:22,440 --> 05:50:23,720
I think it updates on Wednesdays.

7690
05:50:23,720 --> 05:50:23,960
Okay.

7691
05:50:23,960 --> 05:50:24,480
Completely free.

7692
05:50:24,480 --> 05:50:26,020
What's another site out there?

7693
05:50:26,100 --> 05:50:26,660
Another good one.

7694
05:50:26,820 --> 05:50:28,220
Fun and completely frivolous.

7695
05:50:28,240 --> 05:50:30,600
I just want to see what these people are doing in the background there.

7696
05:50:30,700 --> 05:50:32,860
The man with the chef's apron on.

7697
05:50:34,360 --> 05:50:36,320
Don't know what he's doing or where that is.

7698
05:50:36,740 --> 05:50:38,140
But I mean, it looks a bit suspicious.

7699
05:50:38,900 --> 05:50:40,960
He's got something out in his hand there.

7700
05:50:42,300 --> 05:50:43,020
Apron on.

7701
05:50:44,820 --> 05:50:46,020
And he's looking down.

7702
05:50:46,400 --> 05:50:47,980
And it does look very suspicious.

7703
05:50:48,180 --> 05:50:49,440
I just need to go for a quick pace.

7704
05:50:49,480 --> 05:50:50,080
Sorry about that.

7705
05:50:51,120 --> 05:50:52,580
That is bizarre though.

7706
05:50:52,580 --> 05:51:13,740
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

7707
05:51:13,740 --> 05:51:42,320
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust.

7708
05:51:42,320 --> 05:51:48,040
Moon dust. Moon dust.

7709
05:51:53,160 --> 05:51:58,800
Very bizarre. I really don't know what he could have been up to in the background of that shot there.

7710
05:52:00,180 --> 05:52:07,140
Or what it is that he does have in his hand. But it's out.

7711
05:52:09,060 --> 05:52:14,400
It's not important events all through the century. It is utterly hilarious. I recommend that.

7712
05:52:14,800 --> 05:52:20,220
The site puts all of its actual newspaper content on the web every week. I think it updates on Wednesdays.

7713
05:52:20,340 --> 05:52:21,020
Completely free.

7714
05:52:21,160 --> 05:52:22,540
What's another site out there?

7715
05:52:22,580 --> 05:52:26,500
Another good one, fun and completely frivolous, is the real Magic 8-Ball.

7716
05:52:26,860 --> 05:52:28,920
Now, there are a lot of Magic 8-Ball sites out there.

7717
05:52:28,940 --> 05:52:30,960
That's the thing you shake and you get the answer.

7718
05:52:31,060 --> 05:52:33,900
You get your fortune. You ask it a question and it dishes up answers.

7719
05:52:33,900 --> 05:52:42,180
Will I find fame and riches on the internet? That's right. Actually, I asked the Magic 8-Ball, the real Magic 8-Ball, a certain question last week anticipating my visit here.

7720
05:52:42,240 --> 05:52:42,480
Okay.

7721
05:52:42,640 --> 05:52:45,400
Will the Net Cafe's ratings top the Tonight Show?

7722
05:52:45,560 --> 05:52:45,920
Wow.

7723
05:52:46,140 --> 05:52:49,240
And the answer was, in my eyes, yes, it will.

7724
05:52:50,320 --> 05:52:51,180
Whatever that means.

7725
05:52:51,420 --> 05:52:52,440
So this is cause for celebration.

7726
05:52:52,540 --> 05:52:53,240
Right. Thank you.

7727
05:52:53,500 --> 05:52:54,220
Cappuccinos for the house.

7728
05:52:54,300 --> 05:52:55,020
What is this site?

7729
05:52:55,740 --> 05:52:57,720
And hell, cappuccinos for the house.

7730
05:52:57,800 --> 05:52:59,960
This is the cause for celebration.

7731
05:53:00,060 --> 05:53:00,780
Right. Thank you.

7732
05:53:01,080 --> 05:53:01,760
Cappuccinos for the house.

7733
05:53:01,820 --> 05:53:02,560
What is this site?

7734
05:53:02,860 --> 05:53:04,020
This is the real Magic 8-Ball.

7735
05:53:04,140 --> 05:53:07,680
It is actually a physical Magic 8-Ball with a video camera on top of it.

7736
05:53:07,740 --> 05:53:17,140
When you enter your question, it sets a whole complicated stream of technology going where a cradle that's holding the ball actually shakes it upside down and then flips it over so that you can see the answer.

7737
05:53:17,260 --> 05:53:18,920
Cradle of filter after you.

7738
05:53:19,000 --> 05:53:19,840
The answer from the video camera.

7739
05:53:19,840 --> 05:53:23,080
This is a great use of technology and natural resources all in mind.

7740
05:53:23,080 --> 05:53:25,060
I think it justifies the information age by itself.

7741
05:53:25,060 --> 05:53:26,500
Okay. Okay. A couple more.

7742
05:53:27,220 --> 05:53:30,760
Jesus. It's a real strange ball.

7743
05:53:30,920 --> 05:53:32,540
Before we wrap up here.

7744
05:53:32,640 --> 05:53:36,240
Well, for people to find their own sites, a good place to go, the directory is HumorLinks.

7745
05:53:36,660 --> 05:53:37,660
HumorLinks.com.

7746
05:53:37,720 --> 05:53:38,580
That's a search engine?

7747
05:53:38,860 --> 05:53:39,840
No, it's just a directory.

7748
05:53:39,980 --> 05:53:40,140
Okay.

7749
05:53:40,160 --> 05:53:41,820
I don't think there is a keyword search engine there.

7750
05:53:41,820 --> 05:53:41,980
Okay.

7751
05:53:42,220 --> 05:53:48,200
But they divide it into about two dozen different categories, satire, British humor, all kinds of things.

7752
05:53:48,380 --> 05:53:48,620
Okay.

7753
05:53:48,620 --> 05:53:52,240
It does link to uncommercial sites.

7754
05:53:52,240 --> 05:53:55,060
So you're going to hit some dead links because of all the turnover in amateur sites.

7755
05:53:55,380 --> 05:53:57,020
But it's a great directory to go to.

7756
05:53:57,020 --> 05:53:57,320
Right.

7757
05:53:57,660 --> 05:53:59,320
And finally, if I can squeeze another one in.

7758
05:53:59,320 --> 05:53:59,820
Yeah, of course.

7759
05:53:59,920 --> 05:54:01,700
Everybody should go to comics.com.

7760
05:54:01,780 --> 05:54:05,560
That's the United Features Syndicate website where you can catch.

7761
05:54:17,360 --> 05:54:17,760
Doppelgangers.

7762
05:54:17,860 --> 05:54:19,760
Thank you very much there for the tip.

7763
05:54:19,760 --> 05:54:22,760
Billy Bob Thornton interviewing Ryan Stiles.

7764
05:54:23,580 --> 05:54:25,440
You say comics.com.

7765
05:54:25,540 --> 05:54:30,480
Not returning any sort of fucking DNS address could not be found.

7766
05:54:31,000 --> 05:54:31,980
Diagnosing the problem.

7767
05:54:32,080 --> 05:54:35,840
It says DNS underscore probe underscore.

7768
05:54:36,920 --> 05:54:37,400
Possible.

7769
05:54:37,400 --> 05:54:40,860
Thank you very much there, Doppelgangers, for the tip.

7770
05:54:40,960 --> 05:54:42,480
Let's just get back to this here.

7771
05:54:44,180 --> 05:54:44,700
Doonesbury.

7772
05:54:44,960 --> 05:54:47,680
Many of the popular syndicated comics.

7773
05:54:47,680 --> 05:54:49,800
Doonesbury and Dilbert.

7774
05:54:51,220 --> 05:54:52,500
I think they were shite.

7775
05:54:55,560 --> 05:54:58,540
They archive them and they enhance them sometimes with multimedia.

7776
05:54:58,860 --> 05:54:59,620
That's a fun place to go.

7777
05:54:59,620 --> 05:55:02,800
Oh, so that sort of adds to your Sunday comic reading experience.

7778
05:55:02,820 --> 05:55:03,320
Yeah, absolutely.

7779
05:55:03,460 --> 05:55:05,860
All of this is wonderful for procrastinating and wasting time.

7780
05:55:05,940 --> 05:55:08,540
I recommend it as a core Internet activity.

7781
05:55:08,760 --> 05:55:08,940
Great.

7782
05:55:09,080 --> 05:55:09,620
Thanks, Brad.

7783
05:55:09,720 --> 05:55:10,000
Thank you.

7784
05:55:13,280 --> 05:55:15,160
Never invite Brad back again.

7785
05:55:21,400 --> 05:55:23,640
That's it for this week's visit to the Net Cafe.

7786
05:55:23,860 --> 05:55:28,280
Thanks, as always, to the folks at Club Eye in San Francisco for letting us hang out there.

7787
05:55:28,480 --> 05:55:29,780
And thank you for joining us.

7788
05:55:29,820 --> 05:55:31,240
Hope we'll see you here next week.

7789
05:55:32,460 --> 05:55:38,040
Net Cafe is made possible by rondiamond.com, the oldies site on the Internet.

7790
05:55:38,540 --> 05:55:41,560
Ron Diamond is after you.

7791
05:55:41,640 --> 05:55:43,940
I know Brad was fucking good.

7792
05:55:44,020 --> 05:55:45,120
There were some good sites there.

7793
05:55:45,260 --> 05:55:54,980
But I want to say thank you very much for joining us for tonight's session, which unfortunately didn't yield any sort of a fucking war zone win.

7794
05:55:58,020 --> 05:55:58,780
Is that loud?

7795
05:55:59,020 --> 05:55:59,720
It's still loud.

7796
05:56:01,820 --> 05:56:08,360
Do you want to have a quality Street Fighter-esque outro would be nice.

7797
05:56:08,360 --> 05:56:17,320
And you could purchase this episode for 20 euros on a videocassette back in the days when it was aired around 96 or 97 or 98.

7798
05:56:17,900 --> 05:56:19,540
Thank you very much, Conrad, for the tip.

7799
05:56:19,620 --> 05:56:20,180
And you're filthy.

7800
05:56:28,640 --> 05:56:29,320
Good night.

7801
05:56:30,520 --> 05:56:31,320
Oh, it's still going.

7802
05:56:31,500 --> 05:56:32,540
We've still got something.

7803
05:56:32,780 --> 05:56:34,000
How may I abuse you?

7804
05:56:34,560 --> 05:56:37,380
I need to move my cursor to the right, but my mouse is...

7805
05:56:37,380 --> 05:56:43,040
We're getting treated to the crazy world of Dilbert or Doonesbury, one or the other.

7806
05:56:43,180 --> 05:56:45,200
They were both not great.

7807
05:56:45,520 --> 05:56:53,600
In newspapers back in the day, always, never failed to not elicit any sort of reaction from me whatsoever.

7808
05:56:54,060 --> 05:56:54,600
Couldn't understand.

7809
05:56:54,720 --> 05:56:56,480
Maybe I was too young to understand it.

7810
05:56:56,560 --> 05:56:59,860
Maybe the humour was more advanced than my mind at the time.

7811
05:56:59,920 --> 05:57:08,720
I'm not sure, but never made any sense to me and wasn't worth the few seconds I spent fucking trying to get the joke out of it.

7812
05:57:08,780 --> 05:57:09,880
I kept trying.

7813
05:57:10,660 --> 05:57:11,580
Always tried.

7814
05:57:12,580 --> 05:57:13,560
Never understood it.

7815
05:57:13,720 --> 05:57:35,100
But for a real crap ending.

7816
05:57:35,100 --> 05:57:36,320
A real...

7817
05:57:36,320 --> 05:57:41,220
It just doesn't have the bite and spite of Computer Chronicles.

7818
05:57:42,920 --> 05:57:51,460
I might even just put on the end of a Computer Chronicles just to get the end in the real energy of the ending for 2001.

7819
05:57:51,580 --> 05:57:52,400
Let's just see that.

7820
05:57:53,680 --> 05:57:55,420
Look, the most replayed.

7821
05:57:55,820 --> 05:57:57,040
Is there any fucking wonder?

7822
05:57:57,140 --> 05:57:57,340
Look.

7823
05:57:58,000 --> 05:58:01,460
With the ending of this show, it was a real powerhouse of a closer.

7824
05:58:02,660 --> 05:58:04,060
The online computer migra...

7825
05:58:04,060 --> 05:58:08,680
Let's just see the end of what Stu's doing on his Pick of the Week there.

7826
05:58:10,000 --> 05:58:11,640
Let's just put on Pick of the Week there.

7827
05:58:11,720 --> 05:58:12,600
See what he's...

7828
05:58:12,600 --> 05:58:14,900
He might have something good like it.

7829
05:58:15,900 --> 05:58:16,580
It's Stuart.

7830
05:58:16,720 --> 05:58:17,420
It's 2001.

7831
05:58:17,720 --> 05:58:19,000
Now for my Pick of the Week.

7832
05:58:19,340 --> 05:58:22,960
This is a computer game I've been waiting for for 15 years.

7833
05:58:23,120 --> 05:58:23,860
You're not a killer.

7834
05:58:24,080 --> 05:58:24,540
No, I'm not.

7835
05:58:24,820 --> 05:58:25,380
You're not a killer.

7836
05:58:25,580 --> 05:58:26,040
No, I'm not.

7837
05:58:26,300 --> 05:58:27,260
Computer games.

7838
05:58:27,720 --> 05:58:28,820
Nintendo Game Boy.

7839
05:58:28,980 --> 05:58:29,860
Way back in the mid-eighth.

7840
05:58:30,120 --> 05:58:33,920
This is a computer game I've been waiting for for 15 years.

7841
05:58:34,060 --> 05:58:38,680
Way back in the mid-eighths, there was a great game for the Apple II called Robot Wars.

7842
05:58:39,160 --> 05:58:42,240
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it?

7843
05:58:42,380 --> 05:58:45,460
You program these little robots and then put them into a battle ring,

7844
05:58:45,700 --> 05:58:48,240
and they would compete against other robots for survival.

7845
05:58:48,780 --> 05:58:49,320
You're not a killer.

7846
05:58:49,520 --> 05:58:49,940
No, I'm not.

7847
05:58:50,200 --> 05:58:52,960
Of course, since then, Robot Wars has become a TV show.

7848
05:58:53,240 --> 05:58:55,240
There's even a spin-off called Battle Bots.

7849
05:58:55,760 --> 05:58:56,840
Nintendo Game Boy.

7850
05:58:56,840 --> 05:58:59,960
The problem with those robots are they are physical objects.

7851
05:59:00,060 --> 05:59:03,140
You need to know how to build stuff.

7852
05:59:03,600 --> 05:59:04,780
Nintendo Game Boy.

7853
05:59:05,420 --> 05:59:08,580
The problem with those robots are they are physical objects.

7854
05:59:08,680 --> 05:59:09,940
You need to know how to build stuff.

7855
05:59:10,360 --> 05:59:14,180
The beauty of this new game called Mind Rover, the Europa Project.

7856
05:59:15,660 --> 05:59:16,880
Beautiful stuff.

7857
05:59:17,300 --> 05:59:18,460
Did we even watch this one?

7858
05:59:18,600 --> 05:59:23,060
Look, 2001, you'd think it's vintage stuff.

7859
05:59:23,060 --> 05:59:25,420
This would definitely have been on the fucking playlist.

7860
05:59:26,420 --> 05:59:30,720
But I can't remember seeing fucking Mind Rover, the Europa Project.

7861
05:59:31,720 --> 05:59:33,040
The Europa Project.

7862
05:59:33,180 --> 05:59:33,720
Is that like...

7863
05:59:34,840 --> 05:59:35,740
What the fuck?

7864
05:59:36,700 --> 05:59:38,660
The intelligent robot simulator.

7865
05:59:39,540 --> 05:59:43,200
Put that one on the cockroach list.

7866
05:59:44,640 --> 05:59:49,220
For games that need to be played on either a Windows 98 machine or something,

7867
05:59:49,460 --> 05:59:50,920
or they're on the next stream.

7868
05:59:51,580 --> 05:59:55,880
The beauty of this new game called Mind Rover, the Europa Project,

7869
05:59:55,880 --> 05:59:58,740
is you build virtual robots in software.

7870
05:59:59,260 --> 06:00:03,760
Now this is not like other BattleBot games in which you simply build war machines and then navigate them.

7871
06:00:04,100 --> 06:00:05,880
With Mind Rover, it's all about programming.

7872
06:00:06,540 --> 06:00:08,920
You build the intelligence into your robot.

7873
06:00:09,380 --> 06:00:10,260
You're not a killer.

7874
06:00:10,460 --> 06:00:10,900
No, I'm not.

7875
06:00:11,000 --> 06:00:11,500
Let it go.

7876
06:00:11,800 --> 06:00:13,980
Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot.

7877
06:00:14,100 --> 06:00:17,700
It makes all its own decisions based on the logic you gave it.

7878
06:00:19,840 --> 06:00:24,000
Well, once you are in the ring, you are a robot.

7879
06:00:24,240 --> 06:00:25,240
There's no turning back.

7880
06:00:25,300 --> 06:00:27,720
The intelligence into your robot and then let it go.

7881
06:00:28,000 --> 06:00:30,180
Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot.

7882
06:00:30,420 --> 06:00:31,360
It is a robot.

7883
06:00:31,680 --> 06:00:34,380
There's no denying that it's a robot.

7884
06:00:35,100 --> 06:00:36,600
The robot and then let it go.

7885
06:00:36,880 --> 06:00:39,060
Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot.

7886
06:00:39,180 --> 06:00:42,760
It makes all its own decisions based on the logic you gave it.

7887
06:00:43,120 --> 06:00:43,800
Programming is...

7888
06:00:43,800 --> 06:00:44,880
That looks fucking...

7889
06:00:44,880 --> 06:00:45,360
The robot.

7890
06:00:45,480 --> 06:00:46,300
Pretty...

7891
06:00:46,300 --> 06:00:48,960
All its own decisions based on the logic...

7892
06:00:48,960 --> 06:00:50,720
Look, that bit there just ends like that.

7893
06:00:50,780 --> 06:00:51,260
You got it.

7894
06:00:51,340 --> 06:00:52,080
Team 1 wins.

7895
06:00:55,340 --> 06:00:56,500
Basic enough, like...

7896
06:00:56,500 --> 06:00:57,720
Programming is pretty easy.

7897
06:00:57,800 --> 06:00:59,580
It's all point and click and drag and drop.

7898
06:00:59,920 --> 06:01:01,580
It is a great mind challenge.

7899
06:01:01,740 --> 06:01:02,380
Terrific fun.

7900
06:01:02,680 --> 06:01:03,620
The kind of game...

7901
06:01:03,620 --> 06:01:04,460
Mind challenge.

7902
06:01:04,460 --> 06:01:05,940
...all night long and you won't care.

7903
06:01:06,340 --> 06:01:09,540
It's called Mind Rover, the Europa project from Cognitoi.

7904
06:01:09,840 --> 06:01:10,880
And the game's motto...

7905
06:01:10,880 --> 06:01:11,740
Cognitoi.

7906
06:01:12,120 --> 06:01:14,060
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this?

7907
06:01:14,160 --> 06:01:15,220
Is there a good side to it?

7908
06:01:15,400 --> 06:01:15,740
...at all.

7909
06:01:16,120 --> 06:01:16,760
Think more.

7910
06:01:17,160 --> 06:01:17,900
Twitch less.

7911
06:01:18,500 --> 06:01:19,240
That's it for this.

7912
06:01:19,520 --> 06:01:20,480
Twitch less.

7913
06:01:21,520 --> 06:01:23,120
And the game's motto says it all.

7914
06:01:23,500 --> 06:01:24,140
Think more.

7915
06:01:24,540 --> 06:01:25,300
Twitch less.

7916
06:01:25,880 --> 06:01:27,960
That's it for this edition of Computer Chronicles.

7917
06:01:28,080 --> 06:01:28,880
Thanks for joining us.

7918
06:01:29,260 --> 06:01:30,200
Why Twitch less?

7919
06:01:30,280 --> 06:01:30,760
What does that mean?

7920
06:01:30,760 --> 06:01:34,980
If you saw on this week's show, please check out our website at computerchronicles.org.

7921
06:01:35,200 --> 06:01:36,360
Hope we'll see you here again next week.

7922
06:01:36,360 --> 06:01:37,080
This is an ending.

7923
06:01:37,200 --> 06:01:38,680
This is how you fucking end a show.

7924
06:01:39,180 --> 06:01:42,160
Why didn't he carry on this sort of vibe in...

7925
06:01:42,160 --> 06:01:43,900
...Net Cafe?

7926
06:01:44,080 --> 06:01:44,900
I don't know, like...

7927
06:01:44,900 --> 06:01:45,980
...PC to PC.

7928
06:01:46,500 --> 06:01:49,900
The online computer migration service from PC first.

7929
06:01:49,900 --> 06:01:55,480
...files, applications and preferences from your old computer to your new one.

7930
06:01:56,280 --> 06:01:59,000
Additional support is provided by Upside Events.

7931
06:01:59,400 --> 06:02:02,380
Presenting the Digital Lifestyle Revolution Conference.

7932
06:02:02,800 --> 06:02:05,080
People and technology intersect.

7933
06:02:05,240 --> 06:02:10,900
...to purchase a videotaped copy of today's program...

7934
06:02:10,900 --> 06:02:11,900
...to purchase a videotaped copy of today's program...

7935
06:02:11,900 --> 06:02:12,780
...it's going to leave it...

7936
06:02:12,780 --> 06:02:16,160
...even after this bit, it's going to go back to another 30 seconds of outro.

7937
06:02:16,300 --> 06:02:17,160
Full volume.

7938
06:02:17,820 --> 06:02:20,000
Please specify the show number and the topic.

7939
06:02:20,000 --> 06:02:23,040
This is all building you up for the big crescendo.

7940
06:02:24,300 --> 06:02:25,080
Isn't it?

7941
06:02:25,960 --> 06:02:26,640
Lovely stuff.

7942
06:02:26,780 --> 06:02:27,580
Sarah O'Brien.

7943
06:02:27,820 --> 06:02:28,780
Heather Teetser.

7944
06:02:29,020 --> 06:02:29,840
Chris Fenwick.

7945
06:02:30,200 --> 06:02:31,100
Doug Johnson.

7946
06:02:31,280 --> 06:02:32,840
We're talking Bob Jones.

7947
06:02:33,320 --> 06:02:34,420
Kelly Camerano.

7948
06:02:34,800 --> 06:02:35,680
Ben Siddetto.

7949
06:02:35,820 --> 06:02:36,760
Phil Azzopardi.

7950
06:02:37,020 --> 06:02:37,800
Dan Finucane.

7951
06:02:37,920 --> 06:02:38,580
Brad Steele.

7952
06:02:39,200 --> 06:02:39,680
Audio.

7953
06:02:40,180 --> 06:02:41,400
You know what was Fred Tintler.

7954
06:02:41,600 --> 06:02:42,240
Terry Prompter.

7955
06:02:42,600 --> 06:02:44,060
No one but Julie Tins.

7956
06:02:44,680 --> 06:02:45,620
Thanks to Acer.

7957
06:02:46,260 --> 06:02:47,640
And everyone else out there.

7958
06:02:47,800 --> 06:02:49,360
K-T-E-H.

7959
06:02:49,560 --> 06:02:51,100
San Jose Public Television.

7960
06:02:51,540 --> 06:02:52,600
And TVA Mountain View.

7961
06:02:52,860 --> 06:02:53,680
We'll talk to you later.

7962
06:02:53,940 --> 06:02:54,700
Thanks very much.

7963
06:02:54,780 --> 06:02:55,280
Good night.

7964
06:02:55,280 --> 06:03:00,240
*music*
